This heavenly master is not serious

"Nasty!"

Yunmengxi was excited and said, "Okay, you and your wife can go play poker while I go to sleep!"

She yawned and got into the sarcophagus.

"ah?"

"Do we really want to play poker together?"

Yue Yuluo glanced at Xu Yang, then at Liu Shishi and Yang Yin, and said shyly: "Sisters... why don't you go get married with your husband first."

"It's just a game of poker, does it matter who comes first?"

Liu Shishi said in surprise: "Isn't it just right for the four of us to be together?"

"Sister Shishi and Yuluo, please go first...I...I don't have to."

Yang Yin lowered her head, blushed, and looked shy. After Liu Shishi asked, she found out... It turns out that "playing poker" actually has another meaning besides playing poker.

They found out about it from an anchor who was explaining a movie and TV series when they were watching short videos today.

"..."

Liu Shishi was silent for several seconds, and then sighed: "My Daxia culture is indeed broad and profound..."

What I never expected was...

In the end, one person and three ghosts started playing poker together.

After a while, Xu Yang's face was covered with notes, and he said angrily: "No more fun, no more fun, you guys are fooling around!"

The three girls giggled, and Yue Yuluo pressed her body directly towards her, saying coquettishly: "Husband, do you want us to change the game? Whoever loses, how about taking off a piece of clothing?"

"No, no!"

Xu Yang quickly shook his head and refused.

Even Liu Shishi was a little surprised that Xu Yang could actually refuse such conditions?

Although he is a ghost and the clothes on his body can be transformed by his mind and he can never take them off completely, Xu Yang doesn't know, right?

Xu Yang said seriously, "You can't watch this kind of scene without spending money, and the website won't allow you to write about it."

In the morning.

After breakfast, Xu Yang checked out of the room, got in the car, picked up the four girls, and started to play around. He waited until 2 o'clock in the afternoon when Xu Yang received a video call from Lord Chengming.

"Old-timer."

After answering the phone, Chengming Zhenjun said: "Boy, your Haotian temper is finished. Do you want to pick it up yourself, or should I send someone to deliver it to you?"

Xu Yang glanced at the location.

It was not too far from Lou Guandai, so he immediately said, "I'll get it myself."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Yang said: "You guys play here for now, I'll go get something... When we get back, let's go to Lintong and visit the Terracotta Warriors and Horses and the Mausoleum of the First Emperor."

Xu Yang came to Zongsheng Palace and found True Lord Chengming under the ginkgo tree.

The old Taoist priest did not wear purple robes today, but changed into white clothes.

He wears a long sword at his waist, coupled with the appearance of a boy with white hair and an air of ethereal temperament, the dresser not only does not look coquettish after wearing white clothes, but also has the charm of a Taoist scholar.

"You came?"

He turned around and looked at Xu Yang. Seeing Xu Yang standing far away, he was surprised and said, "Why don't you come closer?"

Xu Yang raised his head and glanced at the ginkgo tree.

The position he is currently in is just outside the canopy of the ginkgo tree, and he can ensure that he is not reached by the branches of the ginkgo tree. He said: "Old senior, just throw the hammer over, and I won't go over... A ginkgo tree touched me again when she was happy, wouldn't it have made you unhappy?"

"Why are you so sensible today?"

The old Taoist priest was a little surprised and said with a smile: "It's not in vain that I spent so much time and effort refining the magic weapon for you... Take it!"

While he was speaking, he suddenly flipped his palm, and a black hammer appeared in his hand.

He threw it casually, and the hammer turned into a black light and shot towards Xu Yang.

Xu Yang subconsciously reached out and grabbed the handle of the hammer in his hand. However, the sledgehammer was trembling, as if it was about to fly out... Even if Xu Yang exploded his magic and physical strength to the limit, he was still driven by the hammer. Then step back.

"Ha ha!"

The old Taoist priest laughed loudly: "You kid...are you just that capable?"

Xu Yang had a dark face.

This old man...is playing with me?

The old Taoist priest put his fingers together, waved his hand gently in front of him, and said with spring thunder in his tongue: "Go!"

next moment.

The big hammer trembled even more violently, as if a huge force of tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of kilograms burst out from it instantly...

"Damn it!"

"This old fool!"

"I let you play with me!"

Xu Yang no longer struggled with the hammer, but glanced behind him and deliberately put away his strength... Whoosh!

His body was directly lifted up by the huge force of the hammer.

"Ha ha!"

The old Taoist priest had a faint smile on his lips, looking cheerful. He looked at Xu Yang who was being carried flying by the hammer, and then thought: "You bastard, I asked you to hook up with Xing'er... Damn it!"

The last word was shouted out.

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud noise, and smoke and dust billowed in front of him... But it was Xu Yang who crashed into a Taoist palace 20 meters away with a hammer. The Taoist palace had been built for thousands of years. How could he have suffered like this? Huge power?

Boom!

The entire Taoist palace collapsed and turned into a pile of ruins.

Lord Cheng Ming, everyone is stupid.

Some disciples from Zong Sheng Palace were also alerted and ran over.

Especially Shancun Zhenren, he came to the collapsed Taoist palace in a swish, looking sad and murmuring: "My Taoist palace... I just spent 3.8 million to renovate the Taoist palace three years ago." palace……"

In the collapsed Taoist palace, a wooden board was suddenly lifted up, and Xu Yang walked out of the ruins with a disgraced face.

face.

With an embarrassed expression, he looked at Master Shancun and said: "Master Shancun, I'm sorry... It was my poor cultivation and I couldn't even catch the hammer thrown by the old man, which led to the collapse of this Taoist palace..."

Master Shancun subconsciously turned his head to look at Master Chengming.

Chengming Zhenjun: "......"

Damn it!

Master Dao, I obviously control the power, right?

As long as you don't hold back, you bastard, the hammer will fly you about 10 meters at most before landing, leaving you a little embarrassed...are you fucking me?

He screamed in his heart, wishing he could push Xu Yang to the ground and blast him with a blaster, but with so many disciples of the Zong Sheng Palace watching, would he not want to lose the image of his ancestor?

He could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and said calmly: "It's just a Taoist palace, why are you so panicked? Let's all go back to practice... Shancun, I'll write a note later, you go find Zhang Jiyu in Longhu Mountain, he is not a Taoist The chairman of the Law Society? Ask him to allocate 20 million yuan and say we want to repair it to the public."

Master Shancun's eyes lit up and he quickly responded.

20000000……

Not to mention building this Taoist palace, it would be enough to collapse two more.

If in normal times, when each Taoist temple applies for funds from the Taoist Association, the higher authorities will definitely delay it again and again. Even if it does allocate money, it will be greatly reduced. If you apply for 10 million, if you are given 3 million, go burn it.

But if the ancestor wrote the note, the Taoist Association would definitely do its best to handle it. The chairman of the Taoist Association, the contemporary Celestial Master from Longhu Mountain, might even personally send the money!

Just as he was about to leave, the old Taoist priest said again: "Wait..."

"What did our ancestors say?"

Master Shancun stopped.

Chengming Zhenjun stroked his beard and said: "Twenty million yuan is more than enough to repair a Taoist palace. You can put the remaining money on my card and I will use it later."

"I know, ancestor."

Shancun then retreated.

Xu Yang was stunned!

Damn it!

Is this okay?

This old Taoist priest was playing tricks on himself, so he took the opportunity to disgust him. His original plan was to donate three to five million to the Zongsheng Palace as compensation for the collapse of the Taoist Palace before he left. How could he have thought of this old guy touching him? By moving his lips, not only did he get the money to repair the Taoist palace, but he also became rich.

After everyone left, Chengming Zhenjun suddenly appeared in front of Xu Yang, grabbed Xu Yang's collar, and said angrily: "Boy, you dare to play with me... pay me, if there is no third party today, Five million, you can’t even think of walking out of the gate of our Zongsheng Palace!”

Xu Yang: "......"

This old Taoist priest is really evil!

Not to mention the 20 million from the Daofa Association, you still want to ask yourself for money?

But the best thing about him now is money. Although Xu Yang was grabbed by the collar, his face had a calm expression and he smiled lightly and said: "Old senior, I was the one who broke this palace, so of course I want to Compensate, and you also helped me refine the magic weapon, so I should pay for the tea, right?"

He stretched out two fingers and said expressionlessly: "How about I transfer another 20 million to you?"

The old Taoist priest let go of his hand, and the anger on his face dissipated.

When Xu Yang finished transferring the money, a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes, but he still showed an impatient look, waving his hand: "Okay, get out."

Xu Yang carried the hammer and looked at it as he walked.

This hammer is completely jet black, with a little red in the black. The hammer handle and hammer head are integrated. I don’t know how the old Taoist priest made it.

The shape of the hammer is almost the same as the Haotian Hammer in the picture given to the old Taoist priest. The hammer head is visually estimated to be more than 20 centimeters high, and the hammer handle is at least 80 centimeters long. The hammer handle is also engraved with patterns, which is beautiful and can increase the weight of the hammer when held. Friction makes the grip more stable.

This hammer is much larger than the hammer I picked up before for smashing coal.

certainly.

The biggest difference is weight.

Xu Yang estimated that this hammer definitely weighed more than 1,000 kilograms. Xu Yang couldn't weigh the exact weight, so he had to find something to weigh it.

"This hammer is made of black stone. It is big and heavy. Why not call it... a big hammer?"

"correct!"

"Since this hammer is a magical weapon, it should be able to be sacrificed with blood, right?"

Xu Yang pricked his finger and a drop of blood dripped on it.

He immediately discovered that behind the [Magic Weapon] column in the system properties panel, the words "Big Hammer" slowly appeared.

Behind the "big hammer", there are also the words "top quality magic weapon".

"I'll wipe it!"

Xu Yang complained: "I just said it casually, it's really called a big hammer, this... wait a minute!"

He was suddenly startled and realized: "I originally thought that only when it reaches the level of a spiritual weapon can it be called a magic weapon and be displayed behind the [Magic Weapon] column... Now the big hammer can actually appear on the attribute column. , then why are the peach wood sword and the set of cassocks and robes left behind by my grandfather not displayed?"

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PS: The second update is here.