This heavenly master is not serious

Chapter 133 The world is infinite, the borrowing method of the universe, the earth escape technique!

"nonsense!"

"I am a zombie, how can I be afraid of poison?"

Yunmengxi's disdainful sneer came out, followed immediately by the screams of the "Black Rose" and the cry of the Earth God: "Flying... flying zombies?"

"No!"

"wrong!"

"You are not in your prime..."

"Miss Zombie, please wait a moment. Is there any misunderstanding between us... Ah, the evil spirit is so strong, the world is boundless, the universe borrows the law, and escapes!"

"Ah, my head...where does the Tao formation come from?"

"hetui!"

"Damn it, do you want to escape in front of me?"

There was a clanging sound, and the voice of the Earth God rang out again: "Ah ah ah ah, it hurts, it hurts... I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Miss Zombie... No, eldest sister, aunt, please don't fight. Already..."

outside the door.

Xu Yang, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo all looked at each other in confusion.

By the time they entered the room, Yunmengxi had already finished the battle.

The room was in a mess. On the ground, the woman wearing the fox mask was unconscious. Her hands and legs were bent in a weird posture, obviously she had been interrupted.

The land god was trampled under Yunmengxi's feet.

He was short in stature, and Yun Mengxi stepped on his waist. He struggled hard with his hands and feet as if he was paddling a kayak. Unfortunately, Yun Mengxi's evil spirit exploded, completely suppressing him, leaving him There was no way he could break free.

You must know that this earth god has been transformed into an "evil god".

Overseas, he rebuilt the "Temple of the Earth", and occasionally appeared, but he used incense and faith, and got some sacrificial objects, so what came this time was not the "golden body of the god", but the "spirit".

His "spirit", like ghosts and ghosts, is not an entity and can be dispersed.

However, at this moment, he couldn't even disperse.

"Okay, done!"

Yunmengxi kicked the earth god over, then took off the black cloth covering his face, and said: "This earth god is just a spirit, but you don't have to worry, I have suppressed him with evil energy. It cannot be disintegrated."

Xu Yang trampled the earth god under his feet, looked at Yunmeng Xi, and after a long time he came back to his senses and asked, "Why are you masked?"

"got used to."

Yun Mengxi was a little embarrassed and said with a smile: "When I was in a club in Causeway Bay, I used to cover my face before killing people... You can go to Causeway Bay and ask around. Many people of the older generation should know about me, the Masked Beauty God of War in Causeway Bay. title."

Say it.

Yawning, he said: "Okay, okay...just stop work and go to bed. I stayed up late again today, and I don't know if my skin will get worse..."

She walked straight out of the room and went back to sleep.

Xu Yang signaled Yang Yin to go to the bathroom to rescue the landlord and his wife. He himself carried the female killer in one hand and the earth god in the other hand and went downstairs to his room.

There had just been such a big commotion, and all the tenants in the entire B\u0026B courtyard were alarmed. At this moment, one by one poked their heads out, and even the tenant downstairs from the landlord took the "Taoist Talisman" that Xu Yang left in his room. "I sent them over without missing a beat.

"Thank you very much."

Xu Yang threw the female killer on the ground, took the Taoist Talisman, took out one and gave it to the tenant, and said: "You can keep this King Kong Talisman, as compensation for me disturbing you and your girlfriend..."

The tenant is also a person in the world, so he naturally knows the value of the diamond talisman. He was overjoyed when he heard this, and explained coyly: "That's not my girlfriend, that's the fast food I ordered..."

Xu Yang returned to the room and threw the female killer and the land god on the ground.

"Xu Yang!"

The land god didn't see Yunmeng Xi, and suddenly became arrogant, with a fierce light in his eyes, and said with a ferocious smile: "If you dare to kill Black Rose and me, you will be dead... Do you know that Black Rose is the Shura Sect?" The gold medal killer is the direct disciple of the third elder of Shura Sect!"

"And I have an irreversible relationship with the third elder of the Shura Sect... You have been on the Shura Sect's must-kill list. If you let me and Black Rose go, when we go back, maybe we can put in a few nice words for you and let the Shura Sect The pursuit of you has been cancelled..."

"Otherwise, what you will face will be endless pursuit!"

Wow...

The lid of the sarcophagus on the ground suddenly opened. Yunmengxi sat upright, slowly turned his head, looked at the land god and said: "Damn it, why don't you tell people to sleep? Xu Yang, if you want me to kill you, Forget it!"

Xu Yang smiled and said: "Let him die so easily, wouldn't it be too easy on him... Okay, okay, Mengxi, you go to bed first, and leave the rest to me!"

He turned over his hand, took out the hammer, and without saying a word, he hit the earth god with a "bang bang bang" hammer.

The earth god's head was smashed, but he recovered and screamed: "Xu Yang, Shi Ke cannot be killed. You have the ability to kill me, otherwise I..."

boom!

Before he could finish his harsh words, Xu Yang hit him with another hammer.

"you……"

boom!

"I……"

boom!

"Ahhhh..."

boom!

The land god was so shaken that he shouted: "Don't hit it, don't hit Xu Yang... I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to kill you."

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth is frightened, merit value +50, Earth Escape Technique +1."

In my mind, the system beep finally sounded.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up and he couldn't help scolding: "You are a dog-like thing, Master Dao, I thought you wouldn't be afraid... Do you know you are wrong now? What have you been doing so long ago?"

Crackling!

The head of the hammer in his hand flashed with thunderous light.

The electric arc flashed and struck the Earth God.

He is the "Evil God" and is most afraid of thunder. When the electric arc touches his body, it makes a sizzling sound and bursts of gray smoke rise.

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth is frightened, merit value +50, Earth Escape Technique +1."

Xu Yang placed the hammer on the Earth God's forehead, letting the electric arc hit him, but did not activate the "Five Thunder Zhengfa" with all his strength to ensure that he would not be killed quickly.

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth is frightened, merit value +50, Earth Escape Technique +1."

"Ding!"

"The God of Earth is frightened, merit value +50, Earth Escape Technique +1."

"Ding……"

The system prompts sounded one after another, and the Earth God was trembling with fear. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly heard a hum of "Hmm", but it was the Asura Sect's gold medal killer "Black Rose" who woke up from his coma. Come.

Xu Yang swung the hammer in his hand...

Black Rose, who had just opened her eyes and still hadn't figured out "who am I, where am I, what's wrong with me", only felt a pain in her chest, and then she felt...

Several of his ribs were broken and then stabbed into his internal organs.

Her hands and feet were broken.

At this moment, Xu Yang was hit again and he couldn't even get up.

Blood choked out from her mouth and nose. At this moment, Black Rose's mind miraculously recalled her life... Having been abducted into a killer organization since she was a child, she has been receiving the most cruel training.

Fighting with ferocious beasts, fighting with companions who trained together...

From childhood to the age of 16, she barely had a good night's sleep...until she was valued by the Third Elder and taught her the secret knowledge of the Shura Sect. That was the year she officially started her career as a "killer".

From 16 to 28 years old.

In the past 12 years, she has long forgotten how many people died in her hands. From being unknown at the beginning to becoming the gold medal killer of the Shura Sect, all of this was paid for with one life after another!

"So...is this what death feels like?"

Her pupils gradually became dilated, and her vitality gradually disappeared.

"you……"

When the Earth God saw this scene, he was shocked and shouted: "You...you...you killed her?"

In my heart, I felt a little more inexplicable fear towards Xu Yang.

He killed people without saying a word, without even a word of communication or questioning.

Xu Yang took back the hammer, massaged the earth god's face with the hammer shining with thunder, and said with a calm smile: "Since he is the gold medal killer of Shura Sect, he must understand the secret method of Shura Sect... Then it is inevitable to turn into a ghost after death. , in that case, why should I waste my breath?"

"Isn't it different when I ask her questions after she turns into a ghost?"

"I prefer communicating with ghosts than people!"

"Ding!"

"The Earth God was surprised. Merit value +50, Earth Escape Technique +1."

"Ding……"

Another series of system prompts sounded.

At this moment, it was already dark outside.

"Will it be dawn so soon?"

Xu Yang sighed, immediately put away the hammer, turned over his hand and took out a one-foot-tall silver bottle... This bottle was what he asked for from the Spirit Management Bureau. It is a special "magic weapon" developed by the Spirit Management Bureau. Seal ghosts and gods.

"Old Tutu, you should go and stay in the bottle first. I will chat with you after I finish attending the Taoism Conference."

Xu Yang waved his hand and directly put the land god into the silver bottle.

After inserting the lid, Xu Yang took out a few more "Evil-Suppressing and Expelling Talismans" and wrapped them around the silver bottle, then put the bottle into the storage space.

He glanced at the time.

It's already 6:30 in the morning.

Today is the last day of the Taoist Conference, and the schedule is quite full. Xu Yang needs to arrive at Zongsheng Palace at 7:30.

He sat down next to Black Rose's body and said: "There is still one hour... it should be enough time."

Yue Yuluo stepped forward and said: "Husband, why don't you go to the Taoism Conference first, and we can help you guard your body..."

"also."

Xu Yang thought for a while, stood up and said: "After she turns into a ghost later, just suppress her. I will deal with her when I come back."

When he left the B\u0026B, he first found a breakfast shop on the roadside and ordered a cup of soy milk and three fried dough sticks. After finishing the meal, he hailed a taxi and rushed to Zongsheng Palace.

Not long after arriving, several "assessors" also arrived.

A master from the Zongsheng Palace stepped forward, chatted for a while, and announced: "The next thing to be done is the fourth assessment of our Taoist conference... how to open the altar!"

"We are all ascetics, and as ascetics... this opening of the altar is one of the required lessons. Our Zongsheng Palace has prepared a set of props for you to open the altar. Next, please follow the order. Beforehand, assess them one by one.”

When Xu Yang heard this, his heart suddenly trembled.

Damn it!

one by one?

Then wouldn’t he be embarrassed?

after all……

I really don’t know how to open a forum!

His previous "formula opening practices" were all superficial, to fool people who didn't understand... After all, most of his "community opening practices" were learned from zombie movies.

There are specific details on how to set up the altar, how to open the altar, how to perform the ritual, what to chant, and what steps to take.

Xu Yang's original plan was to sharpen his sword before the battle and ask someone for advice... After all, the "Flying Immortal's Book of Saviors" is too advanced, and there is no such basic thing as "opening an altar" in it.

Who would have thought that these days there are so many things going on every day that there is no time at all.

Seeing the first Taoist cultivator to participate in the Taoist conference step forward and meticulously "open the altar", Xu Yang's thoughts whirled and he said: "It really doesn't work, I'll just try to fool him later..."

Just as he was thinking about it, a disciple from Zong Sheng Palace came forward and whispered: "Master Xu, my ancestor has invited me."

"oh?"

Xu Yang felt happy in his heart, but on the surface he said: "This...can we wait a little while? I still have to take part in the next assessment..."

"My ancestors said that with Master Xu's Taoist attainments, there is no need to participate in the next assessment... The champion of the Qi Refining Group in this Taoist Conference is none other than you."

"..."

Xu Yang was stunned.

Is this a direct unofficial appointment for me?

He looked around to see if there was anyone who objected, but he saw the assessors coming forward one after another and congratulating each other. Even the other participating disciples, no one had different opinions.

Let’s not talk about Xu Yang’s strength. No one in the entire Jianghu Taoist sect dares to disobey the “ancestor” of the Sect’s Holy Palace.

That was a "living" land god. In terms of seniority, he was more than seven or eight generations higher than the current leaders of each major sect!

"In that case, let's lead the way."

Xu Yang was so happy that he followed the disciple from Zongsheng Palace to the ginkgo tree "planted by me personally" in the backyard of Zongsheng Palace.

But he saw the "True Lord Cheng Ming" wearing a purple Taoist robe, standing under the ginkgo tree with his hands behind his back, his eyes were hollow and deep, and he didn't know where he was looking.

"Old-timer."

Xu Yang came up behind "True Lord Chengming" and saluted respectfully.

"Zhenjun Chengming" turned back, looked Xu Yang up and down, and said with a puzzled look: "The old Taoist really wants to split you open, kid, to see what kind of character you are, how can you enter the Tao so quickly!"

"ah?"

Xu Yang was shocked: "Old senior... Could it be that the boy did something wrong and annoyed the old senior?"

"You young man, can't you even hear a joke?"

Lord Cheng Ming stared at him with his beard blowing.

Xu Yang put away his "shocked look" and said with a smile: "Aren't you trying to cooperate with the senior... But senior, you must not hit me. I am still a child and I am not married."

"..."

The land god who lived for nearly 600 years was stunned for a long time before he said: "Unmarried men are indeed children... But this sentence is an ancient saying. It is different between ancient and modern times. In ancient times, people got married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. Now, it’s understandable to say that you were still a child before you got married... You are now thirty-five or six years old and haven’t even gotten married yet, so it’s not good to say that again.”

He waved his hand and said: "Okay, let's stop talking. The old Taoist came to you today to fulfill his promise that day."

"What promise?"

Xu Yang blinked and reacted...

The purple-robed old Taoist indeed said that day that after he entered the Tao, he could practice under the ginkgo tree for a period of time...

brush!

The old Taoist waved his sleeves, and a breeze blew by. He lifted Xu Yang and landed beside the roots of the ginkgo tree. He said, "Old Taoist, I will give you seven days. Within these seven days, can you do it again?" If we become one, it depends on your destiny!"

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PS: 4000+ chapters, that’s all for today, good night everyone.

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