This heavenly master is not serious

"Ah this..."

Xu Yang was stunned on the spot, and he subconsciously glanced at Yun Mengxi sitting in the coffin.

Yunmeng River is full of energy.

My hair was also a little messy due to my scratching.

The clothes she wore were bought in the mall yesterday when she was shopping. The upper body was white short-sleeved, and there was a cartoon pattern printed on the chest. The majestic pair made the cartoon pattern bulge.

After swallowing a sip of saliva, Xu Yang hesitated and said: "This is not good... If men and women are not intimate, should they go to bed or in your coffin?"

"Going to what coffin?"

At this moment, the door was pushed open.

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo came back from shopping. Yue Yuluo looked curious and asked, "Husband, aren't you asleep yet? I just heard you talking about coffins..."

Xu Yang made nonsense: "Sister Mengxi couldn't sleep and asked me to tell her a story. We are discussing where to tell it... Why did you buy so many things?"

As he said that, he deliberately changed the topic.

Yunmengxi, on the other hand, blushed and closed the coffin lid with a snap.

Liu Shishi quietly took a look at the sarcophagus, and then smiled and said: "They are all some gadgets, they are quite interesting, so I bought them when I saw them... There are also some things for you to use for your human wedding, I will buy them all On."

Xu Yang reached out, grabbed Liu Shishi's hand, and said affectionately: "We should have bought these things together, thank you for your hard work."

Relatively speaking.

Liu Shishi's temperament is more conservative.

She blushed, but did not withdraw her hand. Instead, she said: "We sisters are supposed to help you share your worries. You have been busy these days, and there are some things I want to ask for your opinion on. I will buy them after I return to Wucheng."

"My Shishi is so considerate!"

"Bah!"

Xu Yang hugged Liu Shishi's face and kissed her.

"oops!"

Liu Shishi was so embarrassed that she quickly pushed Xu Yang away and said angrily: "Sister Yuluo and Yang Yin are both here, are you shy?"

"What's this?"

Xu Yang said shamelessly: "Nowadays, the social atmosphere is open, even if we hold hands and give a boo on the street, it's nothing. I heard that there are many XXOO people on the streets in the West."

"…………"

Liu Shishi and Yue Yuluo both looked at Yang Yin.

Yang Yin said in astonishment: "When I was studying in the West, I found that it was indeed more open, but on the street... I have never seen or heard of anything like that."

In the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi listened carefully with her ears tilted. When she heard this, she couldn't help laughing.

The three girls, plus Xu Yang, all looked at the sarcophagus. Yue Yuluo said, "Sister Mengxi, we also brought some snacks. Do you want to eat some together?"

Yunmengxi opened the coffin board again and came out.

The four girls chatted and enjoyed the world's snacks and snacks together. Potato chips, spicy sticks, bread, small cakes and other foods were all very novel to them.

Xu Yang ate a few slices of spicy strips and took the opportunity to ask: "Yuluo, how can this paper-cutting technique give spirituality to the paper figures?"

"Husband, do you also want to learn paper-cutting?"

Yue Yuluo said: "This paper-cutting technique is a strange technique that my sister and I learned while we were alive. For some reason, we can use it even after we die... If your husband wants to learn it, I can teach it to you."

"I have learned the art of paper-cutting, but I don't know how to give the paper man spirituality and make it come alive."

Xu Yang brought scissors and yellow paper, and in less than a minute, he cut out a paper man with no facial features. The paper man was six inches tall and similar in shape to a stick figure.

He picked up the paper man and asked, "How can I make this paper man come to life now?"

Yue Yuluo blew out a breath of yin energy.

Wow!

That breath of yin energy spread directly into the paper man, and the next moment the paper man's hands and feet began to squirm.

It stood up from the table, first ran back and forth on the table, then did a few backflips to the edge of the table, and slid down the table legs.

Even though it was only 6 inches tall, it looked like it could be pierced with one finger, but it was surprisingly strong. It grabbed the legs of the table and lifted it up, almost overturning the table.

Xu Yang looked at it with burning eyes, and cut out another paper figurine. He learned from Yue Yuluo and blew it towards the paper figurine in one breath.

The paper man floated up and landed on the ground.

Xu Yang: "......"

He looked at Yue Yuluo and asked, "Yuluo, how did you do it?"

"That's it!"

Yue Yuluo blew another breath.

The second paper man also came to life. She said: "I only remember that my sister and I studied under the tutelage of a strange man from the world and learned strange arts. My master was good at paper-cutting..."

"But I won't remember the specifics of how to cut and control the paper figures after I die."

She thought for a moment and said, "Anyway, I just pick up a random paper man and blow a breath of yin energy. After it absorbs the yin energy, it will come alive on its own."

Xu Yang frowned, why couldn't he blow by himself?

Is it because Yue Yuluo is a ghost, and the Yin Qi she blows is different from her... tone?

Many things can indeed undergo some changes when contaminated with Yin energy. For example, Xu Yang once encountered a "gang spirit" in a ghost market. Strictly speaking, he is also a kind of ghost.

He was called the "Gang Jing" because the "door bar" was stained with blood and yin energy, and a "spirit" gradually emerged from the "men bar".

The breath you blow by yourself is purely "breath". It would be weird to be able to give the paper man spirituality!

Seeing that Xu Yang was unhappy, Yue Yuluo added, "When you return to Wucheng, your husband can go find my sister and find out. She may know the reason."

Yunmengxi, who was eating chicken drumsticks and drinking Coke, raised his head, his mouth full, and slurred: "Ask a hammer, Yue Yuluo is a ghost, you are a human, the paper-cutting skills they learned in life have been transformed after death. It’s their instinct or it can be called talent…”

"You are a human being. If you want to learn the art of paper-cutting, you must work hard when cutting, rather than fussing after cutting..."

Hearing this, Xu Yang fell into deep thought.

He thought for a moment, then picked up the scissors and cut out the paper figurine.

Only this time, it was cut very slowly.

He integrated his own magic power, Taoist charm, and even spirit into the paper man...

It took Xu Yang a full hour to cut the paper man into... However, the paper man only raised his arm in an arc that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and then stopped moving.

Yue Yuluo keenly caught the little change and said happily: "My husband is worthy of being a husband. He has mastered the essence of paper-cutting so quickly!"

Yunmengxi also praised: "You can do this on the first day of practicing paper-cutting. If you persist, it will take as long as one year or as short as half a year. You will be able to achieve success in paper-cutting... Some of your Taoist sects also practice paper-cutting. A master of magic, when fighting, the paper cutouts fly out and turn into holy soldiers to protect the Tao. They are invulnerable to water and fire, and difficult to approach by ghosts and evil spirits. It is very powerful!"

Half a year?

The corner of Xu Yang's mouth twitched...

If I really have to practice for half a year, all the flowers will wither... What's more, this is not the first time I practice paper-cutting. I have already practiced "paper-cutting" many times before.

I'm afraid it will be difficult to achieve "small success" in one year.

Xu Yang was very interested in the "sacred soldiers protecting the Tao" mentioned by Yunmeng Xi, and immediately said: "Okay, you guys eat first... I will practice for a while."

He sat on the floor and silently opened the system properties panel.

As soon as I had an idea, I lightly touched the small "+" sign after the three words "paper-cutting".

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -100, and the paper-cutting skill is +1."

"Do I need to deduct 100 points of merit when I improve my paper-cutting skills?"

Xu Yang blinked. Although this was much less than the "Five Thunder Zhengfa", it was 50 points more than the fire control and waterbending skills. However, after thinking about it, he felt that it was normal.

Whether it is fire control or water control, they are both the most basic "Tao". Some Taoists who have practiced for a long time can master these two "Tao methods" even if they have not entered the Tao.

Papercutting is different.

This thing belongs to the "extraordinary art" and is considered a special way.

Xu Yang now has nothing else, but a lot of merit. He is not stingy, and his thoughts are connected with the little "+" sign——

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -100, and the paper-cutting skill is +1."

"Ding!"

"The merit value is -100, and the paper-cutting skill is +1."

"Ding!"

"..."

After spending 2,000 merit points in one breath and improving the "paper-cutting technique" 20 times, Xu Yang suddenly felt a special feeling in his heart, and a faint Taoist charm arose in his body!

"I see……"

"This paper-cutting technique is also a kind of Tao!"

"I only knew magic before, but no channels. If I tried to integrate it with my own Thunder Dao Rhythm, I would naturally not be able to succeed!"

Xu Yang spent another 1,000 points of merit and prompted the paper-cutting technique 10 times again. This time, the Tao charm on his body became more and more obvious. The "paper-cutting technique" behind the [Tao Method] column in the system properties panel was also suffixed with "Enter the Dao". Small print.

Different from the previous "Five Thunder Zhengfa" entering the Tao, Xu Yang's "entering the Tao" this time caused almost no movement. However, the four girls Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, Yun Mengxi and Yang Yin who were in the same room discovered it. abnormal.

"Holy shit!"

Especially Yun Mengxi, her "rogueness" broke out again, cursing and saying: "What's going on? Is he joining the Tao again? Is this bitch cheating?"

Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes and said with a smile: "I see... This paper-cutting technique is a branch of the puppet method, and the paper figures cut out are not given life, but are similar to robots." , just wrote a program for it.”

He picked up the scissors and cut out the paper man again.

This time, Xu Yang cut neither too fast nor too slowly. It took about 15 minutes to cut the first paper man.

After the paper man landed, he began to dance.

After he cut out the second paper man, he specially cut a paper knife for each of the two paper men, and the two paper men immediately fought together.

After playing for a while, Xu Yang controlled the paper man again, passed through the crack in the door, and came outside.

It was past 4 o'clock in the morning, and the B\u0026B was quiet. No one noticed the two five-six-inch-tall paper figures... And the two paper figures entered the room of the proprietress of the B\u0026B shop, jumping and cheering.

Through the paper man's "sight", Xu Yang "sees" everything in the room.

In that room, the B\u0026B owner and his wife were naked and tied up on the bathroom floor, with things stuffed in their mouths and tape attached.

In the outside room.

A woman wearing a fox mask is sitting on a computer chair with her legs crossed, eating instant noodles. On the computer screen is the surveillance screen of the B\u0026B... Through the surveillance, you can see the door of each room. external circumstances.

"This is……"

In the room, Xu Yang was startled.

The one Yang Yin drew before?

Suspected... Shuramen killer?

…………

PS: The first update is here, 4 updates today!