This heavenly master is not serious

Inside the coffin, curses were heard.

The coffin lid banged and vibrated, as if it would be knocked open by the "zombie" inside at any time.

Xu Yang and Feng Zhaoqing froze on the spot, looking at each other in disbelief.

say?

This zombie...can talk?

And the logic is clear, and the scolding mother is very energetic, and she looks quite "intelligent"!

"Flying zombie!"

An idea popped into Feng Zhaoqing's mind immediately. He said in a deep voice, "No, Master Xu, go back... You made a mistake in your judgment. You and I cannot deal with such zombies!"

With that said, he turned around and ran away.

"Master Feng, don't panic yet..."

Xu Yang quickly stopped him. As a Taoist cultivator, his sense of "evil corpse poison" was more sensitive than that of Feng Zhaoqing, who had become a martial arts master. He could tell with just a moment of sensing...

Feng Zhaoqing's judgment was not wrong.

The strength of this zombie's "evil corpse poison" is probably more powerful than Feng Zhaoqing's, but it is still within the category of a "martial arts master".

"impossible!"

Feng Zhaoqing said in surprise: "It is recorded in the Spirit Management Bureau and in my inheritance... Only the legendary Fei Zhan can give birth to wisdom comparable to that of a normal adult. If it weren't for Fei Zong, she would not be able to speak so clearly."

"There are exceptions to everything. If it's really Fei Zheng, I'm afraid it won't be able to seal it even if it's a sarcophagus with these Taoist talismans!"

Xu Yang knocked on the coffin lid a few times with his hand.

The vibrating coffin lid suddenly became quiet.

Even the sounds in the coffin stopped suddenly, as if everything was an illusion and had never happened.

Feng Zhaoqing also reacted, and said with a smile: "I overreacted... Yes, although the aura of this zombie is stronger than I previously judged, it is not strong enough."

Said.

He also followed Xu Yang's example and stepped forward to knock on the coffin lid.

"Oh shit!"

Inside the coffin, a curse came: "How dare you knock on my coffin?"

"..."

Feng Zhaoqing was stunned for a moment.

Inside the coffin, a voice came out again: "Bitch, do you have the ability to knock on it again?"

Feng Zhaoqing made a mistake and actually knocked.

"Damn it!"

The coffin lid shook violently: "When I come out, I'll kill you first!"

boom!

As the coffin lid shook, a coffin nail fell off and shot out!

"not good!"

Feng Zhaoqing's expression changed slightly and he shouted: "Master Xu, retreat quickly, the zombies are about to escape..."

Xu Yang also moved his eyes.

He probably figured it out.

The coffin nails on the sarcophagus also acted as a seal. As the first coffin nail was pulled out by Feng Zhaoqing, the "seal" was destroyed. At this moment, the zombie in the coffin exerted force from the inside, which was enough to shake the zombie away. Get out of trouble!

Feng Zhaoqing turned around and left.

According to the plan, after releasing the zombies, they would lead the zombies to the outside world and use sunlight to weaken them.

However, Xu Yang did not go according to plan.

With quick eyesight and quick hands, he grabbed the coffin nail that had just been shot out in his hand, turned his palm over, and inserted it back in.

The coffin nail that was pulled out before was also in Xu Yang's hand, and he inserted it back together.

Zombie: "……"

The zombies that were yelling and threatening to kill fell silent, and the coffin lid stopped vibrating.

Even Feng Zhaoqing, who was running out, said in shock: "Damn it...Master Xu, why did you put the nails back in the coffin again?"

Xu Yang's magic power exploded, and he hugged the coffin with both hands and exerted force.

The sarcophagus, which weighed nearly a ton, was actually picked up by Xu Yang and carried on his shoulders. He ran out of the corridor and said as he ran: "Since it can be sealed, seal it for her first." Isn’t it better?”

Boom, boom, boom!

Because he was carrying the sarcophagus, every step Xu Yang took made the earth tremble faintly.

He felt a little strenuous. He turned his palm and took out a "divine power talisman". He slapped it against his chest and activated his magic power. As the "divine power talisman" exploded, Xu Yang felt a powerful force emerging out of thin air. The sarcophagus on his shoulders suddenly became as light as a feather.

His speed as he ran out suddenly increased, and he instantly surpassed Feng Zhaoqing and rode Juechen out of the corridor.

When Feng Zhaoqing saw this scene, he was numb!

Damn it!

Is this still a Taoist cultivator with a "weak" body?

Ma Dan is carrying a coffin weighing one ton and running faster than me?

How did he know...

The divine power talisman drawn by Xu Yang can increase the strength by nearly 1,000 kilograms. Coupled with the blessing of the "Supreme Purity Seal", it can increase the strength by nearly 2,000 kilograms... Regardless of his own cultivation level of the ninth level of Qi Refining Realm. Mention, a single divine power talisman can allow him to burst out 2 tons of power in a short period of time!

This is the power of Taoist Talismans!

You know, in the world, the status of a "Tao Fu Master" is very high, but Xu Yang doesn't understand it.

And the Bureau of Spiritual Management...

They also thought that the Taoist talismans on Xu Yang's body were all left behind by "Master Qingxu" Xu Zhiyuan... Otherwise, Xu Yang's Taoist talisman talent alone would be worthy of the Spirit Management Bureau's protection!

Out of the corridor.

Xu Yang put the sarcophagus on the ground, feeling a little embarrassed, and asked: "Grandmaster Feng, can we discuss... How about selling this zombie to me?"

"ah?"

Feng Zhaoqing said in surprise: "Why do you want a zombie?"

Xu Yang said truthfully: "Master Feng, I'm telling you the truth...the Taoist talismans and talisman arrays in this corridor should have been placed by my grandfather. Judging from what the zombie said before, she should know my grandfather. I want to bring him She went back to see if she could ask anything."

After a pause, he added: "In addition, I am a Taoist. If I can have a zombie at home to study, it will also be a kind of training for my Taoism."

"presumptuous!"

Inside the coffin, the zombie suddenly spoke again and said angrily: "Are you Xu Yang, the grandson of that stinking old Taoist priest? Okay, very good... Your grandfather has sealed me, but even you dare to take advantage of me. , when I get out of trouble, I will make you unable to survive or die, so you will kneel under my crotch and beg for mercy!"

Apparently.

Although Xu Yang inserted the nails into the coffin again, the internal seal had become loose. At least the zombie could transmit the sound out of the coffin for the time being.

Xu Yang: “…………”

The corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

This zombie...

The charlatanism is very strong!

And she actually knows about herself, which is a bit interesting... Even though she was sealed by the old man, the old man would never be too idle. Before sealing him, he told the zombie that I have an eldest grandson named Xu Yang?

After some discussion, Feng Zhaoqing agreed to "lend" the zombie to Xu Yang for the time being.

This thing is definitely not for sale.

But he promised that he would apply to the higher authorities, and said bluntly: "Master Xu has done a lot of things for our Spiritual Management Bureau in recent days, and even solved two red clothes and avoided a lot of trouble. This is a credit to Daxia , contribute to society.”

"As long as you can ensure that this zombie doesn't go out to harm the world, I don't think the higher ups will refuse."

"In that case, I'll trouble you, Master Feng."

Xu Yang promised: "As long as you are willing to give this zombie to me, I can help your Spirit Management Bureau catch another red one... In addition, I also know that the brothers in the Spirit Management Bureau catch ghosts and eliminate demons. There is a great demand for talismans, and I can also provide you with some talismans."

"oh?"

Feng Zhaoqing was delighted when he heard this and asked: "Could it be that Master Qingxu left a lot of Taoist talismans to Master Xu?"

"My grandfather only left a few evil-suppressing and exorcizing charms."

Xu Yang said: "I am a Taoist cultivator, so I can make talismans by myself... However, my cultivation level is too low, so I can only make some simple Taoist talismans for the time being, such as diamond talismans, divine walking talismans, divine power talismans, evil-repelling talismans, and ghost-expelling talismans. Peace charms, wealth charms, etc..."

Worried that the Spirit Management Bureau would ask for too many Taoist talismans, Xu Yang paused and added: "Of course, my time for making talismans is too short, and I am not proficient enough in drawing talismans, such as divine power talismans and diamond talismans." I can only draw a hundred or so talismans in a day at most."

He deliberately exaggerated this number.

After all, I also have to practice.

You can't just draw charms for the Spiritual Management Bureau every day, right?

"etc!"

Feng Zhaoqing, who was in a trance with his eyes wide open, suddenly screamed strangely and said loudly: "Master Xu, did I hear you right... What you just said was... a hundred or so?"

"Forehead……"

Is this below average?

Xu Yang said: "Actually, if I work harder, I can still draw dozens more pictures every day... No more will be enough. After all, I still have to practice!"

Feng Zhaoqing: "..."

His scalp was numb.

I always feel like I might be hallucinating!

Diamond Talisman, Divine Movement Talisman, Divine Power Talisman!

These are the three well-known Taoist talismans among "Taomen". Almost every Taoist sect will draw the secret methods of these three Taoist talismans, but they are called by different names!

He also knows some "Tao Talisman Masters", such as Master Luan from Maoshan invited by Director Chen this time. He is well-known for making talismans. However, even Luan Haiping may not be able to make 10 King Kong Talismans without sleep all day long. symbol……

This is the achievement of Luan Haiping, who has practiced Taoism for thirty years and studied Taoist Taoism for more than twenty years!

And how old is Xu Yang?

22 years old!

Even if he is the "grandson" of Master Qingxu, Taoist Master Qingxu taught him Taoism and Taoist talismans step by step since he was a child... but he can make more than 100 Taoist talismans in one day, is this too exaggerated?

At this moment, it doesn’t matter whether you are a zombie or not!

Feng Zhaoqing couldn't wait to report the news immediately...

He immediately said: "Master Xu, since the zombie issue has been solved, why don't we go back now?"

"Can!"

Xu Yang nodded.

He carried the sarcophagus again.

Because the car is parked at the top of the mountain, the sarcophagus needs to be carried up the mountain... Of course, the mountain on the Loess Plateau is only about three hundred meters high from the bottom to the top, and there is nothing too steep.

Xu Yang reattached a divine power talisman and quickly reached the top of the mountain with quick steps.

However……

Something embarrassing happened.

The sarcophagus was too big to fit in the trunk of an SUV.

Feng Zhaoqing came up with an idea and said: "Put the coffin on the roof of the car... let Wang Lin go up and hold it."

"this……"

Xu Yang said: "Isn't it too dangerous? Otherwise, I'll carry it back. Anyway, it's only more than 150 kilometers away from Wucheng. I'll keep walking on it all the way. It's not much slower than driving!"

Divine power talisman, divine walking talisman?

It’s more than 150 kilometers along the way, can I continue to use it?

Wang Lin's eyes almost popped out of his head. He knew that talismans such as divine power talismans and divine movement talismans were time-sensitive. One Taoist talisman could be effective for about 10 minutes!

This way...

How many talismans should be used?

He immediately said: "Master Xu, you are sitting in the car... I am also a warrior of the Three Realms after all. What is the danger of holding a coffin on the roof of the car? This is a long way, and it is unlucky for you to carry the coffin on the way. It is a waste of Taoist charms... …”

"Ah, you don't have to thank me... Of course, if you must thank me, just give me one of these magical talismans!"

Xu Yang laughed.

How could he not see that Wang Lin was thinking about his Taoist Talisman?

I had so many of these things that I could draw one in minutes. I grabbed a handful immediately without counting how many there were, and stuffed them directly into Wang Lin's arms, saying: "Here are the divine walking talisman, the divine power talisman, and the diamond talisman." Yes, in that case, I’m sorry to trouble you.”

Feng Zhaoqing's eyes turned red when he saw this scene.

He pulled Wang Lin aside and whispered: "Wang Lin, I suddenly remembered that I don't have a driver's license... Otherwise, you should drive, and I will hold the coffin!"

How could Wang Lin be willing? He jumped directly onto the roof of the car, as if he wouldn't get down even if he beat me to death.

After all, Feng Zhaoqing was the captain and the leader, and he had been promoted to the level of martial arts master. He wanted to be shameless. He couldn't take it by force in front of Xu Yang, so he immediately got into the car and became the driver.

In my heart...

I believe Xu Yang's statement that he can draw more than a hundred Taoist symbols in one day!

Xu Yang placed the coffin on the roof of the car and got into the car.

The off-road vehicle started and sped along. It set off at around 9 o'clock. It entered Wucheng before 12 noon and placed Xu Yang at the entrance of the funeral shop.

After being exposed to the sun all the way on the roof of the car, Wang Lin not only did not feel tired at all, but his face glowed brightly as he helped Xu Yang move the sarcophagus.

Feng Zhaoqing also got out of the car. He said hello to Xu Yang, and then drove back to the team with Wang Lin.

Xu Yang carried the sarcophagus and walked into the funeral shop.

As soon as he entered the store, he felt three looks on him.

Liu Shishi glanced at the sarcophagus carried by Xu Yang and sneered: "Man... hum!"

With that said, he stood up and floated to the second floor.

Yue Yuluo was puzzled and said: "Why is Sister Shishi angry... Husband, where did you buy the coffin from?"

aside.

Yang Yin blushed and whispered: "Maybe... Sister Shishi thinks that the boss has brought back another female ghost!"

after all.

That's how she came to be.

Xu Yang put the coffin on the ground, pulled up a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, lit a cigarette and smiled lightly: "I, Mr. Xu, walk well, sit upright, and have a clear conscience... Shishi, come back!"

He stopped Liu Shishi, who was floating towards the second floor, and pointed at the coffin and said, "I didn't bring the female ghost back this time. What's sealed in this coffin is a zombie."

"Wow!"

"Zombie?"

Yang Yin was surprised: "I haven't seen a zombie yet!

She came to the sarcophagus and circled around it, looking curious.

Liu Shishi also stopped, stood at the top of the stairs, looked down, and frowned: "Why did you bring the zombie home? Zombies are dead corpses that have not closed their eyes, and the resentment gathered in the throat and the evil energy of Feng Shui corroded the corpse. , staying at home is unlucky!”

"hehe!"

Before Xu Yang could speak, a sneer came from the coffin: "You are just a ghost. You are here to talk about good fortune with me... Do you still want to be shameless?"

Liu Shishi: “…”

Yang Yin: “…”

Yue Yuluo was shocked: "Ah... Husband, this zombie can actually talk, and it's a woman... Could it be that Husband has found a younger sister for our sisters?"

…………

PS: I’ve had a busy day today. I just finished writing this chapter. It’s a 4,000-word chapter. I’ll continue coding. There will be more at around 12 o’clock.