This Emperor is Only An Actor

He Mingxuan and Zhang Hai are good friends who love and kill each other. See 1 Mao 2 Line 3 Chinese Net

How good is it?

The wives on Douyin are shared by them. When He Mingxuan found a beautiful sister on Douyin, he would recommend it to Zhang Hai, and then Zhang Hai was awesome to his wife, but now it is mine.

Then this pretty sister became their common wife.

The summer file opens, and the good friends also meet to go to the movies together.

But the two had a disagreement about what movie they wanted to watch.

He Mingxuan wants to watch "Fengshen" and Zhang Hai wants to watch "Transformers 5."

"Sha Sculpture, Michael Beidu despised us so much, and went to watch his movie?" He Mingxuan groaned.

Zhang Hai blinked: "So what, I am not from Longguo."

He Mingxuan: "...Gou Ri's spy, don't watch "Transformers 5", the previous "Transformers" are so bad."

"This is different. According to Michael Bay's idea to create the Transformers universe."

"What is there to see in the Transformers universe? Or is the myth of the Dragon Kingdom more appealing to me."

"All domestic movies are blown out. Do you really believe that the special performance of "Feng Shen" is better than "Transformers 5"? Is it really a sand sculpture?" Zhang Hai dismissed.

He Mingxuan also gave Zhang Hai a middle finger.

"Cameron personally said that the special effects of "Fengshen" are the best in the world. He knows better than you."

"Commercial blows only. I checked the information. Cameron liked "Three-Body" very much. At that time, Yue Guan called Cameron to Dragon Country and negotiated with him about the film adaptation of "Three-Body". Cameron took advantage of the situation. "Feng Shen" touted a lot, you won't take it seriously, will you?"

"Sure enough, it's a spy, so you know the black. I don't care, I will watch "Fengshen"." He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "...Go away, don't act like a baby to labor and capital."

The two did not reach an agreement. Look at ‘hair, thread, Chinese, text, net

He Mingxuan suggested, "Why don't you listen to whoever we pee?"

Zhang Hai: "...Sand sculptures, if we can't watch both of us, it will be over?"

"You are afraid of losing."

"Hehe, I'm afraid you will feel inferior, lest you feel ashamed."

...

The good friends rushed to the nearest cinema.

Forgot, these two people rented a house together, after all, they are good friends who have the same wife.

After arriving at the cinema, the two first bought tickets for "Transformers 5".

It's not that He Mingxuan lost to Zhang Hai, who was preempted by Zhang Hai, mainly because the first ticket of "Fengshen" has been sold out, and "Transformers 5" has not yet been.

Regarding this situation, He Mingxuan glanced at Zhang Hai proudly: "Have you seen it? The audience voted with their feet."

Zhang Hai hehe smiled: "It's all sand sculptures that were brainwashed just like you. I bet that "Fengshen" must be a pile of shit. After you watch "Transformers 5", you can't appreciate the awkwardness of "Feijin" Domestic special effects."

"Would you like to bet something?"

"If the special effects of "Feng Shen" are better than those of "Transformers 5," then I won't worry about your wife again."

"roll."

He Mingxuan wanted Zhang Hai to "cheat to eat and drink", but this crooked nut was so treacherous. Although he was cynical, he was not fooled. He was a little disappointed.

At this time, it was not a few minutes since "Transformers 5" was released. The two quickly checked the tickets, and then went to the cinema to prepare to watch the movie.

Zhang Hai was a little excited.

He grew up abroad, and Transformers is one of his childhood and feelings, so he has always had a special affection for the "Transformers" series.

He is also very excited about the idea of ​​"Transformers 5" to create the Transformers universe.

If the universe of "Transformers" takes shape, it will have the influence of the reunion if it develops. If you think about his feelings for Transformers, you will have a climax.

Then, Zhang Hai was severely hit.

"What kind of plot is this?" Zhang Hai vomited.

He turned his head and glanced.

He Mingxuan opened his mouth wide, his saliva has flowed to the corner of his mouth, and he was clearly asleep.

Zhang Hai: "..."

Seeing He Mingxuan slept so soundly, he also wanted to sleep.

The main reason is that the plot of "Transformers 5" is so bad that even his fans can't stand it.

Optimus, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly blackened in "Transformers 5", tearing Bumblebee with his hands, and then suddenly awakened because of Bumblebee’s affectionate confession...

The whole play has no story, no logic, it's all routines, smelly and long, and it's full of urine. Moreover, Long Guo’s advertisements can be seen everywhere, and the more he sees it, the more he suspects that "Transformers 5" is not a series of Transformers, but an advertisement made by Long Guo’s company with some movie plots in between.

True Dragon Capital invaded Hollywood and smashed Hollywood to the ground.

At the end, Zhang Hai also fell asleep.

Until the movie was over, Zhang Hai and He Mingxuan woke up leisurely and wiped the corners of their mouths at the same time.

A fat brother in his twenties next to the two wanted to applaud, but the audience stopped him with silence.

Leaving the "Transformers 5" screening room, He Mingxuan turned on the poison tongue mode: "This is the "Transformers" that your five-star force pushed? It really is bad~www.ltnovel.com~ It fits your taste.

Zhang Hai couldn't refute, so he could only forcefully said: "Michael Bay is too rubbish, he has not photographed the essence of "Transformers" at all."

"There is a ghost in "Transformers"? Isn't it the Autobot transforming set?" He Mingxuan said.

Zhang Hai: "..."

In fact, if the "Transformers" can turn around the Autobots, it will be a great success.

It's a pity that the road is simple, but people are very complicated.

After watching "Transformers 5", Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.

But He Mingxuan did not let him run away.

"I haven't watched "Fengshen" yet, don't rush away."

""Transformers 5" is so bad, "Fengshen" is only worse." Zhang Haidao.

"If you don't have an investigation, you have no right to speak. You can only have "Transformers 5" that **** now. After watching "The God of God"."

"After watching it, I'll finish it, and I will be disgusted again. I will put it here. Long Kingdom can't make good special effects."

Two and a half hours later.

Zhang Hai's face was swollen.

Hit by He Mingxuan.

After watching "Fengshen", He Mingxuan felt that he was full of enthusiasm, and he couldn't control himself if he didn't move his hands or punches.

So he bravely rushed to Zhang Hai A.

Then the two played GG together.

"You are sick, why are you beating me?" Zhang Hai was angry.

He Mingxuan laughed with arms akimbo: "Spy, just ask you if you accept it? Is "Feng Shen" good-looking?"

Zhang Hai: "..."

There is one, really good-looking.

He took it.

It turned out that he thought "Transformers 5" would hang "Feng Shen".

It now appears that the sling is a sling.

It's just that the order has been reversed.