This Dream is Funny

The next day, it was sunny.

The sun is shining and beautiful.

Du Fang woke up from his sleep, stretched his waist beautifully, and then went to the kitchen to cook breakfast for Luoluo.

Breakfast is very simple, a glass of milk and a sandwich.

After breakfast, Du Fang changed his clothes, led Luo Luo, and went out together.

After locking the door, Du Fang's eyes fell on the door of brother Hou, his neighbor.

With the closed door, there are countless desolate words.

"Brother Hou didn't come back all night again, alas, I miss him."

Du Fang murmured.

He misses the taste of **** duck in Brother Hou's hometown.

Luoluo on the side pursed his lips, and Dad's nose started whipping the corpse again.

So cruel, Luoluo really likes it.

Du Fang led Luoluo down the community, without any accident, the little assistant Su Xiaoyu was squatting on the side of the road early, holding a bowl of snail noodles in a big mess.

"How can you come here so punctually every day? Is the boss familiar with you?"

Du Fang complained.

The little assistant wiped his mouth, bared his teeth familiarly, sprayed with perfume, and then said, "I bought the boss's store directly. Now I'm the boss and he's an employee, so I'm here, but he can't be there?"

Du Fang held Luoluo with a blank expression.

In order to make snail noodles better at the entrance of his community every day, I bought someone's snail noodles shop.

Is this the life of a tyrant?

So, the special ability awakened by the assistant...is it the banknote ability?

Du Fang was powerless to complain.

"By the way, Brother Du, didn't you say you want to eat **** duck? I have already bought a large store outside your community and opened a **** duck shop. If Brother Du wants to eat, go directly to eat it, it's free!"

"Also, if you want to eat, you can also call and deliver the duck to your door."

The assistant said to Du Fang seriously.

Licking Brother Du, no... Satisfying Brother Du, she is professional.

"This... how is this so funny?"

Du Fang touched the back of his head and smiled.

"Brother Du, don't be polite to me, I'm your assistant, and I will fulfill your request."

The assistant's ideological awareness is very high.

"Then let's try the **** duck first, shall we?"

Du Fang and Luoluo spit at the same time.

Brother Hou's **** duck left a deep impression on him, and he has a little aftertaste now.

"Okay, make arrangements immediately."

The little assistant Su Xiaoyu suddenly smiled, and while Du Fang was stunned, he actually took out a walkie-talkie.

"All departments pay attention, Brother Du is coming to eat **** duck, prepare it immediately, and arrive at the store in five minutes!"

The little assistant instructed.

"receive!"

On the walkie-talkie, a neat answer came out!

Afterwards, the assistant led Du Fang to the store on foot.

The store is not far, it takes about five minutes to arrive.

The decoration of the store is not particularly gorgeous, it should be just bought, it is too late to decorate, and the original style is directly continued.

There is a strong fragrance in the air.

Du Fang sat at the dining table, looking forward to it.

After a while, a man wearing a white chef's uniform and a chef's hat walked out with a plate in one hand and a confident professional smile on his face.

At first glance, this temperament is not comparable to that of a cook in a street shop.

"This is the Hokkien chef from the five-star hotel that my grandfather and I will come to. The cooking skills are not bad."

The little assistant said quietly.

Du Fang glanced at her and gave her a thumbs up.

Your bull has left me speechless.

Open the lid, the fragrance bursts out, and the thick hot air swirls.

The chef cut off a leg and personally delivered it to Du Fang's plate.

"Don't cut mine first, then cut another for this little girl."

The little assistant said quickly.

Chef: "???"

Playing with air?

However, the chef didn't say much. After all, Su Xiaoyu is the big boss, he just needs to do things according to the requirements.

Du Fang couldn't wait to taste it, but... he quickly put down his chopsticks.

"This **** duck is different, tastes different... It seems that it lacks the soul, it seems that there is a lack of medicine, and it is not strong enough."

Du Fang shook his head and said regretfully.

It's still Brother Hou's **** duck authentic, and the entrance is ecstatic, making him feel carefree and want to have a good night's sleep.

However, Du Fang is still very grateful to the assistant, so he did not waste any food and finished the duck legs.

Afterwards, he left the store with Luoluo.

After leaving the store,

The little assistant looked at Du Fang, who was walking at the front in despair.

full of guilt,

The hand holding the walkie-talkie is shaking.

"I made a mistake, I actually let Brother Du down..."

The little assistant murmured.

She picked up her mobile phone and made a call: "I'll dial 10 million for you, hold a **** duck competition, pick out the first place for me, I want the first place to come to my shop to be a cook!"

"...?"

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After the little assistant Su Xiaoyu arranged things, she put on a good mood, drove a new sports car, and took Du Fang and Luoluo to the Dumeng Building.

Once we got to the sixteenth floor.

Then I saw Team Zhang sitting in a wheelchair, leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows, reading a book while basking in the sun.

The warm sun fell on his black face,

Team Zhang held the book in one hand, squinted his eyes, licked the fingers of the other hand between his lips, and then turned the pages attentively.

From time to time there was a tut tut in his mouth.

After Du Fang asked a question, he glanced at it and found that Team Zhang was reading comics.

Du Fang became more and more curious, and glanced at the name of the cartoon "Ye × × Building".

Huh?

It seems to be a foreign comic.

Team Zhang is actually keen on studying foreign cultures?

As expected of Team Zhang,

The layout is big.

Seemingly sensing Du Fang's gaze, Zhang Changlin covered the book subconsciously and coughed lightly, "Xiao Du is here, were you tired from the **** battle yesterday?"

"Give yourself a vacation today, take a good rest, adjust your state, and prepare for tomorrow's Newcomer Dreamer Invitational Tournament."

"is today your off day?"

As soon as Team Zhang finished speaking, the little assistant's eyes lit up: "Brother Du, if you have a rest today, why not go to the food street I opened for Brother Du?"

"I prepared a lot of delicious food!"

While Du Fang held Luoluo with one hand and put the other in the pocket of his windbreaker, he shook his head firmly.

"It's better to rest. I feel that there is still a lot of room for improvement in my fighting skills and taboo manipulation. I have to train hard!"

Du Fang said.

As the head of the family, Du Fang still has a great desire to become stronger.

After all, compared with Luoluo, with the hands of the daughter-in-law, and even with the little pig doll Qiqi...

He is the weakest.

The assistant immediately changed his tone and praised: "My brother Du is so self-disciplined!"

She has gradually mastered the self-cultivation of an excellent licking dog, no, an excellent assistant.

The corners of Zhang Changlin's mouth twitched.

There is still a lot of room for improvement in fighting techniques and taboo manipulation?

Are your words worthy of the male manager and female technician No. 18 who died last night?

Is it worthy of the beating Zhang Changlin received during training?

At this time, Chen Xi yawned~www.readwn.com~ sleepily walked out of the room.

"Good morning, Brother Du, good morning, Team Zhang, I heard that we are off today?"

"How early! Look at what time it is! Why don't you hurry up to train? Do you want to be at the bottom of the Invitational Tournament? Do you want to disgrace our wildfires?"

Zhang Changlin shouted seriously.

Chen Xi: "..."

You didn't say that to Du Fang, don't think she didn't hear it!

Old Zhang, you double-standard dog!

"Team Zhang, didn't you tell Du Fang that you can rest today?"

Chen Xi was not convinced.

"Do you know the difference between a scholar and a scumbag? A scholar can rest, but how can a scumbag rest?"

"Now is not learning, but now is training. You are not a scumbag, you are a weak scumbag."

"Weak scum, not qualified to rest!"

Zhang Changlin sat in a wheelchair and hummed.

Chen Xi: "..."

Suddenly she felt an arrow pierced into her heart.

There is no harm without comparison.

She obviously trained until three o'clock in the morning last night, and she has worked very hard.

However, Chen Xi did not refute, Zhang Laogou was right,

She is a weak scum, she... is not qualified to rest!

She silently washed her face, tied her ponytail, and walked towards the training room.

The girl faced the rising sun with a firm face,

One day she will,

To refresh Team Zhang, the old double-standard dog's opinion of her!

"Brother Du, please train me specially!"

Chen Xi entered the training room, bowed 90 degrees to Du Fang with a solemn face, and asked.

Du Fang naturally readily agreed. Anyway, Chen Xi was dizzy quickly, and he did not delay his training.

This training,

It is one day.

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