This Dream is Funny

The girl was stunned, a little confused.

Five-star praise?

Where did this little girl come from?

In the simulated dream disaster of the 'Evil Spirit Teahouse' that I experienced in the past...

Is there such a strange little girl?

And what scares the girl the most is,

She can't move!

That is a kind of oppression from the coercion of the dream spirit!

It seems to be the level suppression of the lower-level dream-flying masters by the upper-level dream-flying masters!

Her pupils shrank, staring at the little girl whose head turned 180 degrees.

The little girl's tongue, sharp teeth, and **** eyes all exude endless weirdness.

The terrifying dream spirit fluctuations and oppression swept out from the little girl!

It was like a waterfall pouring down from a cliff tens of thousands of miles high, smashing into her heart!

The girl trembled uncontrollably.

The fear in the heart, as if facing the indescribable evil god, spread uncontrollably,

Spread to every cell in the body!

She could only control her eyeballs to move slowly.

She saw,

The geishas around them with blood-colored blush on their faces turned their heads to look at the little girl at almost the same time.

be vigilant,

fear,

crazy,

despair...

All kinds of emotions are emanating from these strange creatures!

Never seen before!

Then, there was a bone-shattering sound that made the teeth sour.

The necks of each geisha were stretched, like dandelions swaying in the wind.

Every geisha's eyes are scarlet, like a desperate gambler.

The fluctuations of the dream spirit swayed in every corner.

The boiling teapot is screaming terribly!

As if these geishas were screaming!

The girl's legs are trembling and swaying,

You told me that this is a simulated dream disaster of the first grade of the strange class?

If she remembers it right, there is only one geisha in the first-rank dream disaster, and at most one geisha has red eyes and makes a cup of poisonous tea.

When will you be able to lengthen your neck like plasticine?

far away.

Luoluo's eyes are full of... hunger and thirst who saw delicious food!

"Okay...it smells good..."

Luoluo laughed while drooling.

The words fell.

The cards floated up one after another, entwined with black silk threads like small snakes.

The girl recognized it. This card was the taboo device that Du Fang took out before...

Du Fang? !

Could it be that this little girl is the embodiment of Du Fang's heart? !

She looked at Du Fang, and Du Fang kept his back to her, holding a teacup, shaking his head and blowing the hot steam from the tea.

Pretending to be a master?

Do not!

This temperament is just right,

simply...

Unfathomable!

…

…

"Ladies and sisters, don't do this... Really, really don't do this..."

"I'm not that kind of person!"

Du Fang's ears were full of Yingying and Yanyan.

A group of beautiful and mature young ladies and sisters wearing slit cheongsam and showing long white legs gathered beside him one after another.

Some had their hips raised, their elbows resting on the tea table, their chins resting on their hands, and looked at Du Fang.

Some sat on the side of the tea table directly, the cheongsam was even opened, and Erlang's legs were folded.

Some even rubbed their thighs on Du Fang's legs.

screen,

Very rotten.

But Du Fang's heart was calm,

Even, a little helpless.

here we go again!

It was said that the dream disaster, the style of painting has changed again!

…

"Little brother, have a cup of tea, this is the Dahongpao made by my aunt. It's very precious."

Opposite the tea table, a mature and charming woman with a gully in her chest, a graceful and luxurious woman, brewed hot tea and gently pushed towards Du Fang.

"Thank you auntie."

Du Fang looked away, quickly thanked him, picked up the blue-and-white porcelain teacup, and sniffed the tip of his nose, the aroma of tea penetrated into his nostrils.

"This tea is really white."

The graceful woman smiled recklessly, not caring about Du Fang's slip of the tongue, and even specifically shook the gully.

Du Fang smiled shyly and focused on drinking tea.

Take a sip of tea.

The temperature of the tea is suitable, it is gentle on the tip of the tongue, and the mouth is fragrant.

He spit out the hot air circulating in his body.

Du Fang felt warm all over.

Fragrant tea is in the mouth, surrounded by beautiful women, and the ravines are vertical and horizontal...

So booing.

This rotten dream is really...

Corrupt people's will.

Geisha surrounded Du Fang, drinking tea and chatting with Du Fang.

Teahouses are like this.

During this process, Du Fang also heard the complaint of the aunt with a gully, who was the leader of these geisha sisters.

"Auntie's ancestors have opened this teahouse here for generations. All along, many people have come to drink tea and chat, and the surrounding houses have changed one after another. There are many high-rise buildings, and there are only this teahouse. , still maintaining the same style as before, which is out of tune with this era.”

"Since the teahouse opened, there are fewer and fewer people drinking tea. Auntie has inherited her father's tea art, but when the old faces of tea-drinking withered one by one, the business of the teahouse became more and more deserted, and my auntie was a little at a loss."

The aunt with a gully held her chin, her red lips lightly parted, and she chatted with Du Fang like a murmuring.

Du Fang nodded seriously.

"Tea culture is very good, it is a continuation of traditional spirit."

"It's worth persevering."

Du Fang thought about it and said.

"But... the area where the teahouse is located was bought by the developer. They felt that the teahouse was not fashionable enough and could hardly hide its backwardness and decay. They wanted to rebuild it..."

"Capital involved in rebuilding the teahouse? Isn't it a good thing?"

Du Fang laughed.

"They're going to open a nightclub."

Gully Auntie Dai's eyebrows were full of sadness and sadness, she said.

Du Fang stagnates when he serves tea.

Put down the teacup,

Sighed.

…

…

In the teahouse, the crazy and twisted geisha screamed.

The next moment, the neck swayed, and the heads flew towards Luoluo, wanting to bite and strangle.

Luoluo chuckled lightly and raised a fleshy finger.

Draw a circle lightly.

The cards floating around her suddenly spun at high speed.

With his finger forward, the card turned into a black thread, and it was pulled past like a tidal stream.

Puff puff puff!

One by one, the heads were chopped up by the spinning cards!

Dark red blood, broken flesh, like a pouring rain.

The girl was stunned.

The terrifying picture in front of her made her mind collapse.

Her face and body were all watered with **** rain and scattered flesh.

These terrifying geisha,

In one stroke,

All destroyed!

"Giggle giggle fun..."

Luoluo chuckled lightly, licking her lips with her long, narrow tongue full of barbs, becoming more and more enthusiastic.

The geisha who were chopped up and scattered all over the floor, actually stacked up again, turning into an ugly woman with a height of three meters and disheveled hair.

Pieces of rotten flesh fell from the face and fell to the ground, making a crackling sound.

The scarlet eyes are full of madness!

The geisha growled and growled on the ugly face.

All the teacups in the teahouse were shattered.

She seemed to turn into a gust of wind, spinning and jumping in the teahouse with incomparable flexibility.

"Anyone who damages the teahouse... must die."

The huge woman roared hoarsely, jumped high, and pounced on Luoluo.

conveying the obsession,

or belief.

She wants to stick to this teahouse!

As if a storm was blowing.

And the girl in the professional skirt in the storm was shivering, she seemed to be under pressure that her rank should not bear.

It's like a husky who strayed into the wolves, a little bronze who strayed into the glory bureau.

The aftershocks of various dream spirits kept hitting her body and stirred her soul.

She, everyone is stupid.

Facing the three-meter-tall ugly geisha rushing in.

There seemed to be saliva dripping from Luoluo's mouth, and the long and narrow tongue began to move.

Suddenly.

At Luoluo's side, Du Fang, who turned his back to the world, put down his teacup,

Sighed lightly.

…

The screen seemed to freeze.

Luoluo, who had a big appetite, turned to look at Du Fang, who put down the teacup and sighed.

After a moment of hesitation, the long and narrow tongue slowly retracted.

She reluctantly released the little pig doll that was tightly clamped by her,

The next moment, the pink little pig doll fell to the ground, its eyes gurgled, and its limbs moved flexibly, as if it had come to life.

"Kiki, they are yours now."

"Dust to dust, dirt to dirt."

"Ouch!"

The original dull eyes of the pink pig doll twitched in an instant, thief!

With a big mouth and a bulging belly, two or three mouthfuls swallowed the crazy three-meter-tall geisha.

"Hiccup~"

After eating.

The pink piglet had a contented face, and burped by the way.

Accompanied by the sound of hiccup, there were white light spots floating out of the pink pig doll's mouth, and slender cheongsam figures could be vaguely seen in the light spots.

The figures seem to be liberated,

Gratefully bowed to Luoluo and Du Fang,

Then it dissipated into the sky.

She didn't eat anything delicious, Luoluo pouted her mouth very unhappily, the blood and tears in her eyes flowed faster and faster, and her aura of terror became stronger and stronger, causing the girl in the distance to sit on the ground, trembling.

Luoluo shed blood and tears as she pinched the little pig doll Qiqi.

He kept beating the little pig's stomach, as if complaining that it ate delicious food.

Qiqi, the little pig, let it out, didn't dare to move, and occasionally stuck out his tongue to lick his lower lip.

After filming for a while, I felt bored. Luoluo looked at the girl in a professional skirt who was sitting on the ground with her buttocks trembling.

Thinking of what Dad's nose explained,

The corners of his mouth barely grinned into a curved smile,

Qiang Yan smiled and said:

"Auntie, you must remember to give five-star praise to duck."

…

…

Examination room.

Zhang Changlin held a cigarette in his mouth, and the flames flickered in the smoke.

He squinted and looked at the girl and Du Fang who fell into a dream.

One is in charge of evaluation,

One participates in the examination.

but…

"Assess a ghost!"

Zhang Changlin looked at the screen bursting with electric friction and snowflakes.

The professional skirt girl in charge of the assessment showed her ability to peep dreams. At this moment, Du Fang's assessment picture should be reflected on the screen.

But why can't you see clearly?

What's the matter with the blurry picture?

"Is something wrong?" Chen Xi asked cautiously.

Zhang Changlin spit out a smoke ring: "No, the simulated dream disasters in the assessment are all released by the Dream Masters Association through the imprisoned dream demons. What is reflected on the screen is actually the dream disasters released by the dream demons. This full screen of snowflakes, It's the same as no signal, unless the dream demon is dead..."

Zhang Changlin finished speaking.

Suddenly stunned.

Lin Liuli gave him a deep look.

You are such a clever little devil.

Chen Xi couldn't help shivering. She looked at Du Fang who was sitting on the chair with a shy smile, like a spring dream.

Vaguely, Chen Xi seemed to see Du Fang's side.

There was a little girl with a long and narrow tongue full of barbs, holding a pink pig doll, her head turned 180 degrees.

tilted his head,

smiled at her.

…

…

"Excellent things will not be eliminated. It is gold that always shines. Perseverance will eventually wait until the lead dust is washed away and the light shines again."

"But I can't persuade you to continue to persevere, because sometimes it is difficult for manpower to fight against capital, and even disasters will come."

"You should learn to protect yourself."

"As long as the green hills are there, I don't have to worry about no firewood."

Du Fang said seriously.

He may have guessed a bit of a **** story.

However, reality may often be more absurd and **** than fiction.

Auntie with a ravine in her chest swayed with smiling flowers and winked: "Little brother is right, but the painstaking efforts of the ancestors are all here, how can Auntie give up?"

"Auntie...will choose to stick to it. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

The surrounding geishas also laughed happily, and Yingying Yanyan interjected that she would accompany Aunt Gully.

Du Fang was in a trance, as if seeing tears welling up in the corners of their smiling eyes.

In the dripping tears, collapsed buildings, scattered tea leaves, broken corpses...

There are always some people who are unwilling to cater to the era of following the crowd.

Even if everything falls apart,

Even if things are different,

The soul will still choose a special way to guard the perseverance in the heart.

Dreams, after all, continue to be beautiful and warm.

In the following time, Du Fang had a great conversation with Aunt Gu and his sisters.

There was a cheerful atmosphere in the air.

Aunt Gully and sisters in long-legged cheongsam sent Du Fang to the door of the teahouse.

"Little brother, is there any young lady you like? Auntie can match you up."

Aunt Gully smiled and blinked.

When Du Fang heard the words, he quickly waved his hand,

come again?

Don't make it.

Why do the aunties in these beautiful dreams like to introduce him to objects?

The previous Aunt Solitaire was, and now this Aunt Gully is the same.

Really... so helpless.

Under the sunset.

Du Fang gradually moved away.

"Being able to see the beautiful side of the dream is actually a kind of happiness and luck, little brother, I hope you can continue to be happy and be the happiest person in the world."

Aunt Gully smiled and waved,

Send good wishes.

The voice curled up.

Du Fang suddenly looked back,

But I found that the picture behind me,

The lights that have been reflected on the surface of the water are dim, scattered by the stones, and gradually disappear.