This Curse Is Just Awesome

　　 In the ornately decorated auditorium, as the president of Beijing University fell, all the reporters present were energetic and keenly captured the breath of "big news".

　　 As media personnel who are eligible to attend the Global Summit, they are clear about all the items and processes of the entire conference.

　　 Including meeting content, halfway programs, the list of big-name speeches, and even the number of dishes on the dining table can be memorized.

　　Only this "important matter" mentioned by the principal of Beijing University, they didn't know anything about it.

　　In the eyes of professional political reporters, things outside of the plan represent sudden emergencies!

　　Suddenly, it means super news...

　　 And then the situation developed, just as the reporters expected.

　　 When the principal of the University of Beijing spoke, he instantly shook the audience!

　　 "From tomorrow." I saw him slowly getting up, holding the microphone in his hand, and his tone of voice calm: "Beijing University, officially merged with Tsinghua University."

　　 "……"

　　 The words fall, the remaining sound is ringing and endless.

　　 The huge auditorium is audible and silent.

　　 It wasn't until a dozen seconds later, when the reporters took pictures, the whole venue seemed to come alive.

　　 There was a lot of discussion, like a lot of water.

　　 "Principal." On the rostrum, the old director sitting beside the principal had a stiff face and resisted his anger: "The merger of the two schools, such a big matter, why I, the dean of education, don't know."

　　 "This is a decision made by the principal's office, and there is no need to pass the teaching office." The principal of Beijing University turned his head and stared at the old director with no expression on his face.

　　 "You don't need to pass by my personnel department?" The 8th-level old woman stood up, her eyes narrowed slightly.

　　 "Yes." The principal nodded.

　　 "That's weird." Another 8th-level warrior held his chin in thought, "I belong to the principal's office, and I don't know it. Who removed my deputy principal's position?"

　　 "Don't think too much, everyone."

The president of Beijing University turned off the microphone switch and leaned down to sit down: "Humanity is now at stake. The idea of ​​merging the two schools has been around for a long time. No matter what kind of merger, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. But everyone knows that where there are people, there is a struggle. The world's most The merger of top universities will definitely touch many vested interests. Therefore, in order to be efficient and smooth, I have not mentioned it to anyone."

　　 "So..." The old director's unkind eyes glanced at the president of Beijing University and the principal of Tsinghua University: "You two know about such a big thing from beginning to end?"

　　 "Fuck!" The principal of Tsinghua University squeezed into pig liver: "I don't know from beginning to end!"

　　 "Yes." The principal of Beijing University nodded: "He doesn't know either."

　　Old Director: "?"

　　 Everyone: "???"

　　 "From beginning to end." The principal of Beijing University patted his chest, with a proud look: "Only I know."

　　 8th grade old woman: "...The two schools... are merged, and the other school doesn't know about it?"

　　 "Yes." The principal continued to nod, "Because of the merger of the two schools, the interests of the principal of Tsinghua University will naturally be damaged, so he and I did not tell."

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　A lip-talker·Chen Yu: "..."

"Now, this matter has been said. Under the public, the global martial arts community is concerned, no matter how many opposition forces, the merger cannot be stopped." The president of Beijing University straightened the collar of his suit, his eyes were cold: "After all Now, the person in charge of the martial arts world is still me."

　　 Stop this.

　　 The eyes of the old director looking at the principal of Beijing University slowly changed. There is no doubt that such a person who "kills decisively, breaks and then stands up" will sooner or later be a heroic figure in a troubled world...

　　 Similarly, the eyes of the President of Tsinghua University on the other side when looking at the President of Beijing University also changed. There is no doubt that these people who "do whatever they want and do evil" will sooner or later be a person who lights the sky in the troubled times...

　　 "Then the merger, we must first face the first problem." The principal of Tsinghua, who tried his best to suppress the anger, whispered: "What is the name of the merged school."

　　 "Don't worry, I thought about this a long time ago." The principal of Beijing University stretched out two fingers: "The two schools, take two characters from each, and make one. Fair and just."

　　 Hearing this, the head of Tsinghua University's expression was a little slow: "How to get it."

　　 "I, Beijing University, take the word ‘Jingcheng’. For Tsinghua University, take the word ‘University’. The result is-Beijing University."

　　 "...good!" The rostrum was silent for a while, and the old director first spoke: "This name sounds good."

　　 "Yes, I have no objection."

　　 "Our principal has always played only three things: fairness, fairness, or his mother's fairness."

　　 "There is one thing to say, the more you hear the name'Peking University', the more familiar it becomes. It sounds good."

　　 "Sounds +1..."

　　 "It sounds good? It sounds good!" The principal of Tsinghua could no longer suppress the rising anger, slammed the table and roared, "You play me as a fool?!"

　　 "Look." The president of Beijing University spread his hands to the old director: "The merger of the two schools will inevitably lead to a sharp conflict of interest. If you know it in advance, it must be impossible."

　　The old director is noncommittal.

　　 The other Beijing University professors agree.

"If you can't make it, you can't make it!" Regardless of the surprise and horror in the eyes of the media and many guests, the principal of Tsinghua University broke out with a level of energy as high as 8 with a wolf's eyes: "If you don't say anything else, you can't pass my level just by name! This is not a merger! This is a naked annexation! If I agree, if I go up to the martyrs of the school, and go down to the professors and students, I will have to poke my back bones!"

　　 "If you don't agree, I will fire you." The principal of Beijing University was expressionless: "I am the biggest in the martial arts world now."

　　 "...Then I have nothing to say." The principal of Tsinghua curbed his energy, changed his face at the speed of sound, and shook hands with the principal of Beijing University: "I wish the two schools a smooth merger."

　　 "Thank you. Work together in the future."

"work hard……"

　　Under the stage.

　　 Chen Yu, who was sitting in the first row, watched the whole process, and his eyes widened.

　　 The tit-for-tat posture between the two made him think that the rostrum was about to fight.

　　 For this, he also brought in a video camera, and only waited for the two sides to start the fight, he recorded this "historic" scene and posted it on the Internet.

　　Because of those insulting reporters, they must not dare to post...

　　 "Hello classmates." At this time, a lady of etiquette came with two security guards and said cautiously: "Yes...in the venue, it is not allowed to shoot with mobile phones."

　　 After recovering, Chen Yu looked at the telephoto camera in his hand and wondered: "This is a camera."

　　 "Phase... the camera is even worse."

　　 "Then how can they shoot?" Chen Yu turned his finger back.

　　 "They are reporters, so they can shoot."

　　 "A reporter or me?"

　　 "You...you..." The hostess shivered: "You...you are awesome..."

　　 "Then they can shoot, why can't I do it?" Chen Yu frowned.

　　 "The rules...the rules are like this." The young lady and the two security guards behind them almost cried: "Except for reporters, they can't shoot."

　　 "Chen Yu." The old director on the podium noticed the situation off the stage and immediately reprimanded: "Where did you get the camera."

　　 "The little brother next to it." Chen Yu pointed to the photographer in the aisle on the left.

　　The photographer with his hands empty: "... Nishiuchi."

　　 "Go back, no filming is allowed."

　　 "Let's go." Regrettably, Chen Yu handed the camera to the reporter: "The pictures of the short-haired girl in the 18X folder are pretty good-looking, please send me back. Good people have a safe life."

　　 The photographer buried his head: "...Hey."

　　 Chen Yu: "Hehehehe..."

　　 Photographer: "……"

　　 After a short episode.

The host sitting on the far left of the rostrum wiped his face with cold sweat, and quickly announced: "The first item of the 62nd Global Summit on Security Issues is over. The meeting is suspended. Please go to the banquet hall for dinner. Two hours later, Continue to the second item of the summit..."

　　 The voice fell.

　　 Everyone got up and left the table.

　　 The reporters are in a hurry to contact the upper management to prepare the press release.

　　The representatives of various countries and the big men in the martial arts circle were also shocked by the merger of Tsinghua University and Beijing University, but more often, they still think about going to the toilet first.

　　 Chen Yu is the only one who is not rushed, not hurrying. He got up and adjusted his slightly messy suit, and walked towards the restaurant leisurely.

　　 The true male **** (goddess) never urinates...

　　……

　　Leaving the auditorium, Chen Yu walked quickly to the banquet hall according to the instructions of the service staff.

　　 walked, and found that there were still a few people with him behind him.

　　 are representatives of various countries who have been holding back all day and night.

　　 Suddenly, the boundless feeling of worship came to his heart, and Chen Yu hurriedly stopped and paid his respects: "Several adults, great!"

　　 "Same as powerful."

　　 "You are not bad either."

　　 "We are old, boy, you can't be so suffocated in the future."

　　 "I peeed in the teacup early..."

　　 "Fuck Nima?! Your full pot of tea is urine?!!!"

　　 "? How do you curse?"

　　 "Swearing? I want to beat people!"

　　 "咚……"

　　 "Small in the air..."

　　 Looking at the two people who suddenly started fighting, including Chen Yu, the rest of the urinating experts looked at each other, not knowing how to dissuade them.

　　 After a long time of raising money, he decided to ignore it, and move forward together and continue to rush towards the banquet hall.

　　 After a simple meal, Chen Yu saw that it was still early, so he found a small garden on the Tsinghua campus, and he planned to call to ask if Yahuang Yao and his party had reached the magic city.

　　 Before he took out his cell phone, a figure of a person was in front of him.

　　"?"

　　 Looking up in doubt, Chen Yu was taken aback.

　　The one who came is actually Wang Baoqiang...

　　 "Chen Yu." Wang Baoqiang's eyes were extremely complicated: "It's really you."

　　 "Long time no see." Chen Yu was surprised, and immediately got up and shook hands with the other party: "You are still alive."

　　 "You are alive too..."

　　 "Just stay alive." Wang Baoqiang hugged Chen Yu hard: "Don't say anything, go, let's enter the house..."

　　 Chen Yu: "??"

　　 "Go in for a drink." Wang Baoqiang added.

　　 Chen Yu: "Two men have a cup?"

　　Wang Baoqiang: "……"

　　 Chen Yu: "I haven't seen you in half a year, you have changed. You actually learned how to play tricks."

　　Wang Baoqiang: "I haven't seen you for half a year, you still used to be like that."

　　 "But anyway, just live."

　　 The corner of Chen Yu's mouth raised, and he hugged Wang Baoqiang again: "Drinking is a must. But now I have something to do. Let's do it another day."

　　 "What can be more important than the reunion of old friends?" Wang Baoqiang was dissatisfied.

　　 "There is a very important conference in the world." Chen Yu tidied up the collar of his suit: "I have to attend the speech. Audiences all over the world are waiting, it is not convenient to push."

"Just blow it up. Okay. Since it's inconvenient for old friends, then it will be convenient for us another day." Wang Baoqiang straightened his back and smiled: "I am now the deputy director of the Tsinghua Student Union's External Relations Department. I will come when you are free. The students will come to me. Mention the name, they all know each other."

　　 "I wipe it, it's awesome."

　　 "It's okay."

　　 "Big Brother will cover me later."

"That's a big deal, my fellow, what can't be covered." Wang Baoqiang patted his chest: "Anyway, I am now standing in Tsinghua. If there is anything you can't do in the future, as long as Tsinghua is still a day, I will always be here. It's all your back."

　　 Chen Yu was moved immediately: "What if Tsinghua is gone?"

　　Wang Baoqiang: "???? What kind of **** are you?"

　　 half an hour later.

　　 Parting from Wang Baoqiang, Chen Yu went straight back to the Tsinghua Auditorium.

　　 The security guard at the gate obviously recognized Chen Yu and hurriedly stepped aside respectfully to both sides.

　　 Chen Yu is satisfied: "Comrades have worked hard."

　　 "Serve humanity!" ×6

　　 Sit back to the previous position, Chen Yu nodded to the left and right 8th-level bosses, then closed his eyes and took a break.

　　 It didn't take long for the second item of the Global Summit to start on time.

　　 The podium was filled with big guys again.

　　 The one in the middle is still the principal of Beijing University.

　　 "Guests, masters of the martial arts world, representatives of countries, and friends from the media around the world."

　　 "I announce that the second item of the 62nd Global Summit on Security Issues will begin now."

　　 "Wow, la la la—"

　　 There was thunderous applause.

　　 I'm full, everyone has a lot of energy.

"Thank you, thank you everyone." Squeezing his hands slightly to signal everyone to be quiet, the president of Beijing University continued: "The second item of the meeting is the closing ceremony. Now I invite the director of the teaching office of Beijing University of my country, Professor ***, to make a closing speech. "

　　 Chen Yu: "???"

　　 slowly opened his big mouth, he was dumbfounded.

　　 The countless viewers in front of the TV were also at a loss.

　　Only the media personnel, representatives of various countries, and martial arts leaders at the scene have a complacent expression. Obviously they have already foreseen...

　　‘With such a big summit, did you **** listen to you? ’

　　 Chen Yu's belly slander, no one can hear it.

　　 After the president of Beijing University finished his speech, the old director slowly got up, first bowed slightly, then picked up the microphone and spoke softly: "Hello everyone, I am ***."

　　 "Wow, la la la—"

"Now it is up to me to give the closing speech of this global security summit." Picking up the paper, the old director glanced at Chen Yu and looked straight at the camera: "But before the closing speech ~www.readwn.com~ Taking advantage of this opportunity, our school will announce a job change."

　　 "Kaka——"

　　 "Crack, click—"

　　 The reporters in the audience raised the camera and pressed the shutter frantically.

"Now, I transfer Chen Yu from the second class of the first grade elite of our school to take up the post of Jingcheng University-Jingcheng University after the merger of Jingcheng University and Tsinghua University. ·The deputy director of the teaching department of Beijing University, supervises the affairs of the student union, presides over the meeting of the student union, and improves the unity and discipline of the student union."

"Snapped!"

　　The moment the old director's words fell, a group of shots hit Chen Yu's face.

　　 The sudden announcement made Chen Yu a little stunned, but he quickly reacted, facing the camera, showing a compassionate smile that would save all sentient beings.

　　 waved his hand: "Hello, comrades."

　　 Everyone in the audience: "..."

　　Global audience: "……"

　　 "Next." The old director cleared his throat: "Chairman Chen Yu, please come on stage to speak."

　　 "Dangdangdangdang——"

　　 music, sounded.

　　……

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