This Curse Is Just Awesome

Vol 3 Chapter 55: Wars in History (Part 2)

　　Song-"Shit All Night"

　　 word-Fang Wenshan.

　　 song-Jay Chou.

　　 The canopy under the night, there is a kind of lonely warmth.

　　 The raindrops on the green leaves reflect the appearance of a strange beast.

　　 jumped and turned aimlessly.

　　 I don’t know where to pull it.

　　 The TV wall of the bird’s nest, who is watching.

　　 Aspen leaves are pulled dirty, and no one can wipe the large number.

　　 The alien beast can only get used to it, pulling it on the same kind...

　　 The wall in the distance was encapsulated, leaving only the odor permeating indiscriminately.

　　 This forest, the empty field.

　　 **** all night...

　　????……

　　……

　　 Unconsciously.

Its daybreak.

　　 When the first ray of sunlight hit the ground crack in the morning, Yahuang Yao opened his eyes first.

"Well……"

　　 She covered her mouth and yawned softly. The girl looked up and patted Chen Yu's shoulder quickly: "Brother Yu?"

　　 Chen Yu: "……zZZ"

　　 "Brother Yu? Wake up."

　　 Along with the greeting, Chen Yu didn't wake up, but everyone else was awake.

　　 "Huh?" Duan Ye wanted to stretch, but was blocked by a narrow wall. After a moment, he suddenly returned to his senses: "Fuck? What time is it?"

　　 "It's morning." Yahuang Yao took out his worn-out cell phone and glanced at the time: "6:20."

　　 "Are they finished?"

　　 "I don't know, I fell asleep." The girl hesitated: "But before I fell asleep, around the early morning, they were quiet."

　　 On the left, Ma Li said: "I slept later than you. At that time, I heard the movement, they seemed to spread out after pulling them."

　　 "...Let's go and have a look." Duan Ye suggested.

　　 "Let me go." Bahuang Yao raised his hand: "Brother Yu is still sleeping, or I will go out and take a look."

　　 "No, I can use martial arts. Create a small eye."

　　 said, Duan Ye put his hands together...

"boom."

　　 did not succeed.

　　 I hit the wall with my elbow.

　　 He frowned, immediately changed his position, put his hands together again...

"boom."

　　 hasn't succeeded yet...

　　 "It's too narrow here too, right?!"

　　Bahuang Yao was puzzled, and said: "You can..."

　　 But before he finished speaking, he was stared back by Duan Ye.

　　 The girl reacted quickly and changed her mouth: "You can go up and come back after releasing the martial arts."

　　 There are outsiders present.

　　Danye can skip the power of using martial arts, so it must be kept secret...

　　 "What are you doing?"

　　 At this time, Chen Yu was awakened, a little irritated and cursed: "Did you let people sleep in broad daylight?"

　　 "Yu... Brother Yu, it's dawn." Bahuang Yao is weak.

　　 "It's dawn?" Chen Yu opened his eyes, "Isn't it time to sleep at dawn."

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "……"

"Ok?"

　　 After a while, Chen Yu suddenly reacted and looked up suddenly: "By the way, are all the alien beasts finished?"

　　Danye: "It's over."

"Snapped!"

　　 Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye on the back of his head: "Then you won't call me up?!"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "I have to go out and have a look." Chen Yu propped up and climbed up little by little: "Those **** is all in our mouths, we can't let others **** it!"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 Soon, Chen Yu drilled out of the ground. He just showed up and glanced at it, then a stench came on his face...

　　 "...vomit!"

　　 Inside, Ma Li looked up: "Is it disgusting outside?"

　　Chen Yu covered his mouth, and quickly retracted: "Mad...vomit, it smells so terrible. Disgusting, really disgusting."

　　 Ma Li: "Then you vomit on my head, so that you don't feel sick?"

　　 "Huh?" Chen Yu was taken aback, then turned around and looked around: "So accurate?"

　　 Ma Li: "In such a big place outside, do you have to spit into the pit?"

　　 "emmmmm...I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm used to it. There are no alien animals on it, and I'll let Duan Ye charge for you..."

　　 Everyone, after preparing for a few minutes in the pit.

　　 crawled out one by one.

　　 And the smell of the ground is really unpleasant.

　　 Although you don’t see shit, it’s better than shit...

　　 "Are these dog **** so stinky?" Duan Ye clutched his nose.

　　 "Dogs do not smell bad when they shit, but there are cats in exotic animals." Chen Yu explained.

　　 "..." Duan Ye was silent for a moment and nodded: "That makes sense."

　　 "Really... it smells." Bahuang Yao was choked with tears, squatting on the ground, retching.

　　 "Don't spit it out, everyone."

　　 Seeing this, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and persuaded everyone: "Where is this? We will have to fish for beads in the **** in a while."

　　 Everyone: "...vomit!"

　　 "No." Chen Yu corrected: "It's in the **** soup. After all, they are all diarrhea."

　　 Everyone: "...vomit!!"

"Don't vomit." Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I will give you a little knowledge of popular science. When you smell the odor, it means that there are already feces particles entering the nasal cavity. This is the source of the odor. You have eaten it, what is there? Disgusting."

　　 Everyone: "...vomit vomit!!!"

　　 "Chen Yu, if you are a person, shut up!" Ma Li's face turned green.

　　 "Oh yes, there are you." Chen Yu slapped his head: "Duan Ye, you go give Ma Li a punch."

"……Row."

　　 Duan Ye made a "slap", folded his hands together, and mobilized his energy: "Wufu-who hurts-take a big mouthful of phlegm!"

　　 "...vomit." Ma Li, who had been holding back the vomit, finally couldn't help it this time: "You two... are going to die!"

　　 "Wow!"

　　 The water flow interrupted Ma Li's follow-up.

　　 washed away the stains on Ma Li's body and drenched her clothes by the way, revealing her graceful figure.

　　 suddenly attracted the attention of many people...

　　 wiped the dirt on the corners of her mouth, Ma Li looked at Duan Ye with no expression on her face: "It's fine to punch, why do you have to punch?"

　　Danye: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Slip."

　　Ma Li: "……"

　　 Chen Yu: "Yao..."

　　 Yahuang Yao: "..."

　　 The girl lowered her head and looked at her subconsciously... her feet were bare, her eyes turned a little dim.

　　 "Huh?" Chen Yu pointed at Ma Li's soaked pants, "Are you still wearing fishnet socks?"

　　 "Yes." Ma Li bent over and opened her trousers: "There are two in total. Didn't you give you one as a mark. By the way, give it back to me, I have to wear it."

　　 "Okay." Chen Yu nodded, and said to Duan Ye on the side: "Give it to her."

　　 Ma Li: "?"

　　 "Oh..." Duan Ye replied disappointedly, then lifted up his pants and began to take off his fishnet stocking legs...

　　 Ma Li: "??"

　　 Everyone: "???"

　　 "Here, here you are."

　　Ma Li: "……"

　　 "Don't you want it? Don't let me wear it anymore."

　　 Ma Li: "...Martial arts-NTR Klin's anger-bearing yuan cut!"

　　……

　　 "Dear viewers, the signal will be invalid in places where alien animals gather. So we can't understand what happened last night."

　　 "But at dawn, the herd was scattered, and through the footage from the re-working lens, we can see the feces all over the floor..."

　　 In the crowded bird’s nest stadium, five commentators expressed their opinions in one word and one word.

　　 "Because of this emergency, we specially invited the vice president of the Alien Beast Research Association, Expert Jia."

　　 The fat commentator turned sideways to reveal an old man next to him: "Expert Jia, hello."

　　 "Hello." Expert Jia shook hands with each other gently.

　　 "Last night, did you know the details?"

　　 "Understood." Expert Jia looked at the camera and sat with a tight heart: "A certain class released a ball of light, which attracted almost all the strange animals on the playing field. Then the signal disappeared."

　　 "Yes." The fat commentator nodded and pointed to the large screen in the distance: "After four o'clock in the morning, the herd of animals dispersed, leaving only a place of feces. This is strange, what do you think of the experts?"

　　 "As we all know, strange animals have group behavior. But since the beginning, this kind of thing has never happened."

　　 "Yes. We also know that it has never happened, so we asked you why."

　　 "Then do you know the reason?"

"I do not know."

　　 "Do you know?" Expert Jia looked at the other commentators.

　　 "I don't know..."×4

　　 "The audience, and the audience in front of the TV, you know?"

"I do not know……"

　　 "Since I don't know, why should I know?" Expert Jia tilted his head: "Your logic is very strange."

　　 "..." Upon hearing this, the fat commentator subconsciously wanted to roll up his sleeves.

　　 In front of the camera, I still pressed it.

　　 The female commentator hurriedly answered: "I...we invite you to come, hoping that you can answer questions for the audience and friends. Even if you don't know, as a professional, there should be some guesses."

　　 "Guess... this is true."

　　 "Then please tell us."

　　 "Okay. Based on my years of research and the experience learned from human society." Expert Jia said seriously: "I doubt..."

　　 "Do you doubt what?" the fat commentator asked.

　　 "I suspect they are socializing."

　　 Public commentary: "……"

　　 "...social?" The female commentator was puzzled: "Shit together? Is this social?"

　　 "Is there any problem?" Expert Jia spread his hands: "We humans can gather people to eat for the sake of communication. It is reasonable for the strange beasts to gather people to excrete for communication."

　　 "...Is it reasonable for the expert to talk nonsense and be beaten by the narrator?" the fat narrator asked.

　　 "Of course." Expert Jia nodded: "Everything in the world, as long as it happens, it is together..."

"boom!"

　　 punched hard and knocked the expert to the ground.

　　 The fat commentator stroked his long hair and faced the camera: "Okay, then I would like to thank the expert Jia for the wonderful explanation. Please guide the broadcaster to continue to the scene."

　　 "Okay. As you can see, as the rain continues to fall. The feces of the alien animals begin to flow around."

　　 "It's too bad." The female commentator interrupted: "The location of the feces is a high point in the entire venue. They continue to flow, and the space for players to move will shrink."

　　 "That's right. After all, normal people don't want to stand on the shit. Oh... look, the remaining strange beasts have left. Even the strange beasts don't want to stand on the shit... Huh?"

　　 The fat commentator was suddenly taken aback, rubbed his eyes, looked again, and was shocked: "What?! What did I see? Someone rushed into the dunghill?"

　　 "Not alone!" The female commentator stood up in shock: "Yes... it's ten! No, it's eleven! What are they doing anymore?"

　　 "The distance is too far to see clearly..." The fat commentator narrowed his eyes and tried to observe: "They seem to be bent over, playing in the shit..."

　　 "It's not playing. They're...fuck!" The female commentator broke a dirty mouth: "They're eating!"

　　 "Fuck! I'm really eating!"

　　 "Still eating and laughing..."

　　……

　　 "Hahahaha!"

　　The whole body was enveloped in an isolated film of water. Chen Yu stood in the sea of shit that had fallen into his knees, and laughed wildly: "The thirtieth one! I got the thirtieth one!"

　　 Not far behind him, Duan Ye was also wrapped in the water film, pursing his mouth, holding the woven grass net in both hands, and fished out a black ball.

　　 "唰唰."

　　 Tossing the stain on the ball, he placed the ball in front of him and observed it, and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Haha! I am the 33rd! You can't do it with Brother Yu."

　　 "How many fish have you fished in total?"

　　 "There are more than sixty of us, plus Yao Zi, Ma Li and others, how can it be more than two hundred."

　　 "They are too slow." Chen Yu was a little dissatisfied, and turned around and shouted to everyone: "I'm all in the shit, and I'm still wearing'protective suits'. Can I just let go of it? What about hypocrisy?"

　　 "Old ladies are weak." Duan Ye pouted his lips: "Although it was a bit disgusting at first, but soaking and soaking is not used to it."

　　 "You...you are isolated, can you really be isolated?" Bahuang Yao grinned and stabbed the water curtain in front of him.

　　 "This is a martial art used to stop the attack of poisonous gas." Duan Ye's expression was bad: "Are you questioning my profession?"

　　 "I...I'm afraid of **** coming through..."

　　 "Don't worry, you can't get through, just fish it hard!" With that, Duan Ye picked up a puddle of **** and threw it on his head: "Look, I can't get in."

　　 "Oh..." Not far away, Ma Li's face was full of black lines: "Don't do weird movements? All the cameras over there are flying over. You are shameless, and we want more."

　　 "What is a face?" Duan Ye asked Chen Yu suspiciously.

　　 "No way." Chen Yu spread his hands: "As long as I get the first prize, I can sleep in the shit."

　　 "Me too. As long as I get the second prize, I can eat shit."

　　 "You are a little disgusting when you eat shit."

　　 "You can't go anywhere in your shit..."

　　 Putting the fluorescent beads into the grass basket at his feet, Chen Yu felt that he should boost his morale and speed up the efficiency of the team's **** fishing.

　　 Otherwise, after waiting for a while, the other players will have a competitor...

　　 "Everyone."

　　 Cleared his throat, Chen Yu glanced at everyone: "We are hiding in isolation, very clean, and throw away the psychological burden to Lao Tzu!"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "I am studying science and engineering, so I use mathematics to speak."

　　 said, Chen Yu pointed around the feces around him: "Everyone, it is easy to fish 18 kilograms of feces in one minute and two hours. It is very easy... Is it difficult? It is three kilograms to fish. Is it difficult?

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 Chen Yu: "It's not difficult at all, what are we afraid of?"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 Chen Yu: "It's just such a poop, does it look like a lot?"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "It's actually just one thing to tell you this." Chen Yu shrugged: "Numbers can speak, we don't need to be afraid!"

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 "Now, I'm going to be the last elimination. Thirty minutes later, whoever gets the least beads, I will really throw him in the shit."

　　 Everyone: "!!!"

　　 "Work!"

　　The speed of everyone's actions has accelerated in vain.

　　 Shining fluorescent beads reappear in the world...

　　 "Buzzing..."

　　 The floating camera floated slowly and found that Chen Yu and others were fishing for beads. They were obviously surprised and circled around Chen Yu.

　　 "Go!"

　　 Chen Yu is irritable ~www.ltnovel.com~ He picked up a bunch of **** and splashed it on the camera.

　　 Suddenly, it caused vomiting all over the world...

　　……

ten minutes.

thirty minutes.

　　 Seventy minutes...

　　 After the crowd collected more than 400 fluorescent beads, three figures finally appeared in the distance, who were also fishing for shit.

　　 Chen Yu saw each other clearly.

　　 The other party also saw Chen Yu and others.

　　 The movements of all the warriors present suddenly stiffened, and Xiao Sha's momentum mixed with the smell, and it quickly permeated.

　　 "Someone is here."