This Curse Is Just Awesome

The dark clouds in the sky float slowly.

The open space here is quiet...

As Chen Yu's voice fell, everyone present seemed to have been struck by lightning, all stiffened in place, unable to make any sound.

for a long time.

Duan Ye, the strongest in "immunity", took the lead to return to his senses: "This...Is this an idea that Yang Jian came up with?"

Ma Li also reacted, her eyes flickering: "Don't care about the underworld and the yang, this method seems to be really possible!"

"You guys, are you questioning the wisdom of the deity?" Chen Yu squinted condescendingly.

Everyone: "..."

"Then what are you doing in a daze? A group of people with fish lips." Chen Yu said coldly: "I don't have enough IQ, can't you work? Go to the corpse!!"

The students in Ma Li's class were so excited that they naturally accepted the command, and quickly picked up the knife and began to "disassemble" the dead animal's body.

"Not bad." Putting away the sword, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "I can see through the difference in IQ with me, and recognize the identity of my coolie, even for those who are not good at eye or low. Not bad..."

Hearing the words, everyone's movements stopped.

But when they looked at each other a few times, they pretended not to hear anything and continued to work.

YYSY.

They are really convinced by this trick of "sweeping the beasts"...

Gradually, Ma Li calmed down from the initial shock and began to rationally analyze: "Cannibalism can indeed cause diarrhea in alien animals. But can they distinguish the difference between humans of the same kind? How can they be fed into their mouths smoothly? What?"

"Right!" Duan Ye suddenly said, "If you are forced to feed one by one, it is better to kill normally. Take off your pants and shit, it would be unnecessary."

Bahuang Yao raised his head: "?"

"Do you know what is most likely to happen in a team?" Chen Yu suddenly changed the subject.

"What?" Duan Ye was stunned.

"That is, when this team has a wise man, the IQ of the rest will infinitely tend to be negative."

Duan Ye: "..."

"I took the ball to the penalty area, knocked the defender down, shoveled the goalkeeper, and killed the referee who might be penalized for offside. It was just the last kick. Wouldn't you guys kick it?"

Chen Yu's eyes were cold: "What's the difference from that national football team?"

Ma Li: "..."

Chen Yu: "The ready-made human corpses, add their blood, intestines, etc., and mix them with animal flesh, can't they?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Even if you respect the dead, this is the end of the world. The living are not respected yet. Do you care too much? In the end, as long as they leave their bodies to bury, it is much better than exposing the corpse to the wilderness, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Next, so many of us, even pulling urine, spitting, spitting, "human smell" is enough? If it is not enough to let blood, will the alien beast not eat it?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Finally, strange animals are chasing luminous objects. We have more than 30 fluorescent beads in our hands, randomly smashed ten of them, crushed them into powder, and sprinkled them on the meat as a seasoning. The color, fragrance and taste are complete, strange animals Eat it, okay?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Will you not pull it after eating?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "Will there be no beads after pulling?"

Everyone: "..."

Chen Yu: "At dawn, so much shit, without picking up hundreds of beads, is it worthy of my super-divine wisdom?"

Everyone: "..."

Silent silence lasted for half a minute.

Ma Li stared closely at Chen Yu's "focused" eyes, and said, "Are you...really Chen Yu?"

"No."

Chen Yu stretched out his hand and stroked the top of his head that was burned out by the fire: "He is extremely clever, Chen Yu..."

...

"Crack!"

"Kacha Kacha..."

An hour later, as the twenty fluorescent beads were crushed into powder, everyone's busyness was also coming to an end.

Sprinkle the fluorescent shreds evenly on the pile of meat, Ma Li turned around and shouted, "Brother Yu, it's okay."

In the jungle, the restful Chen Yu slowly drilled out.

I saw that he was still in the state of "Martial Skills", walked around Roshan, confirmed that every piece of meat was "bright and bright", and then said with satisfaction: "The flesh and blood intestines of those warriors, have they mixed in? ?"

"Mixed in."

"What about your poop."

"...Also mixed in."

"When did you mix?"

"Ten minutes ago..."

"Ten minutes..." Chen Yu narrowed his wise eyes: "Now, everyone is going to drink, how much water they have, and how much water they drink. After ten minutes, they will be able to urinate again."

Everyone: "..."

"Next, it's time for me to pee."

Having said that, Chen Yu made a big jump and jumped high into the air, then aimed at the Roshan below and took off his pants.

"Hmm!" Bahuang Yao and several female students covered their faces in horror.

But Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the other boys opened their eyes wide. Take a fierce look.

"Fuck!"

"This is the tail?"

"Is there a leg between the two legs?"

"Gan..."

The night breeze, mixed with drizzle, made Chen Yu's buttocks feel a little cool.

He soared in the air, thinking about the avenue of the universe in his mind, thinking about quantum mechanics in his mouth, but he spouted a water gun of different colors from his lower body, and he used his right hand to jitter rhythmically.

"Wow..."

Drops of liquid, dragged by gravity, fluttered down.

Sprinkle on the meat, rain and dew.

This is a beautiful scene that no painter can imagine...

elegant.

Noble.

Full of wisdom and tact, with hope and responsibility.

It coincides with the dark background, corresponds to the dark clouds that cover it, and is in harmony with the wind, rain, and nature.

Together they rendered a group of pictures that fascinated everyone.

The theme of the picture scroll is resistance.

And its name is art...

"thump."

When both feet landed, Chen Yu proudly sipped the last wisp of liquid, shook, gave a violent punch, and slowly lifted his pants.

"..."

The scene was silent again.

"Ten minutes later, let you pee one last time, and then start to act." Chen Yu gave an order: "Drink water!"

Everyone gradually returned to their senses, and under Chen Yu's "persecution", they filled with water.

Including Bahuang Yao, they have to keep drinking.

The water source comes from Duan Ye’s manufacturing...

Taking a catwalk, Chen Yu walked to Ma Li and said, "You are still a little clever. So, I have a question for you."

Ma Li: "Tons, tons, tons..."

Chen Yu: "Don't drink it yet."

Ma Li: "Tons, tons..."

Chen Yu: "Take a test on you, do you think these meats will be eaten by strange animals?"

"Tons..." Putting down the bottle, Ma Li swallowed and wiped her mouth: "The possibility is average."

"why."

"Because it is all animal meat, from the measurement, there is not much human smell. Even if it is sprinkled with fluorescent powder, it can only increase some attraction, and it is not sure that the alien beasts will eat it. Even if they eat, it is impossible for all the alien beasts. Will eat."

"...Not bad." Chen Yu nodded: "I was lucky enough to find out a little bit of my thinking. It has a future."

Ma Li: "..."

"So, we still have to add a bit of ‘humanity’." As he said, Chen Yu looked at the grave bag not far away, frowning slightly: "Duan Ye!"

"Huh?" Duan Ye, who was making water, looked up in shock.

"come."

"What's wrong?"

"That 4th-level martial artist, has the blood and intestines of his corpse been added?"

"He... he was buried..."

"Will you dig it out again?"

Duan Ye: "..."

"go with!"

Faced with Chen Yu, who was in a "super god" state, Duan Ye didn't dare to refute. He rushed to the grave and dug out the corpse with a single "double" for disposal.

Chen Yu: "When you are done, bury it in it."

Duan Ye: "???"

Chen Yu looked up at the night sky with a faint tone: "The wise man needs to be respected."

Duan Ye: "...It's too **** bad to be respected by you."

ten minutes later.

Under the surveillance of Chen Yurui's wise eyes.

The crowd had no choice but to line up, men first and then women, all peeing on Roshan in turn.

Everything is also ready.

"Finally, let me finish it."

Looking at the Roshan in front of him, Chen Yu's eyes were sharp, like a phantom coming to the world, with a "bang", he jumped into the air again! Ready to take off the pants.

Everyone: "..."

"The same is peeing." Ma Li muttered to herself: "Why are you so powerful..."

Bahuang Yao covered his face in a familiar manner.

But unlike last time, this time, she even slightly separated her fingers...

however.

As Chen Yu rose to the highest point, it was about to fall and draw his gun. The martial arts flames burning all over him suddenly went out.

Martial arts...

Disappeared……

His face suddenly changed!

Strength is infinite, it can form a loop of strength in martial arts, but it cannot be maintained forever...

"Swish—"

Both feet are off the ground.

IQ has also regained the high ground.

During the fall, Chen Yu looked at the crowd below and at the belt he had just untied, a desolation from the inside out swept his whole body.

"What am I..."

"What are you doing..."

"thump!!"

Chen Yu head down and fell heavily to the ground.

Motionless.

"..."

"..."

The scene was quiet for a while.

Duan Ye walked cautiously, picked up a branch, and cautiously stabbed Chen Yu.

Chen Yu remained motionless: "..."

Seeing that Chen Yu didn't respond, he stabbed again.

Chen Yu lay on the ground and waved: "...Stop making trouble."

Throwing away the branches, Duan Ye clapped his hands: "Okay, he is back to normal. Everyone is gone, they are all gone."

"What's wrong with him?" Ma Li hesitated for a moment and asked Bahuang Yao.

The girl nerdy said: "He...he should be in a better mood now."

Ma Li: "..."

Lie down, Duan Ye leaned close to Chen Yu's ear, lowering his voice: "Have you come back?"

"Don't touch me." Chen Yu began to guyong, trying to dig the soil with his body to bury himself: "Let my company die, thank you."

...

Hundreds of miles away.

Beijing Bird's Nest Stadium.

Even as night falls, the moon and stars are scarce.

The venue is still brightly lit and lively.

Hundreds of thousands of spectators chanted and cheered while watching the content on the huge screen.

On the sidelines, there are five professional commentators sitting on the sidelines, facing the camera, you say something to me.

"So now you can see that as the night comes, the choices of the players are much calmer."

"Yes. Because the environment of the venue is cloudy and the visibility is very low, suddenly attacking the alien beast, it is easy to be backlashed."

"Tonight is almost over. Tomorrow's theme may be more inclined to grab each other."

"Yes. Tomorrow's daybreak will be the real time to fight!"

"Look! Some classes that collect more fluorescent beads have already begun to bury the beads. Because too many beads are gathered together, the light emitted is very strong. That is, it is easy to attract foreign animals, but also easy to attract enemies."

"Yes, in the dark night in the wild, light is the sickle of the **** of death..."

"Everyone!" In the commentary, a fat commentator hurriedly said: "The picture has been given to Bahuang Yi's class. They still haven't stopped killing the alien beasts. Instead, they use the light-emitting characteristics of fluorescent beads to actively attract the alien beasts.

"This is strength." Another female commentator sighed: "Apart from him, who else can slaughter strange animals in the dark without restraint?"

"It seems that the championship has been locked in advance, let us congratulate Yahuang Yi."

"OHHHHHHHH..."

At the stadium, the crowd of spectators gradually boiled.

"Yi Shen!"

"Boom boom boom!"

"Yi Shen!"

"Boom boom boom!"

"Yi Shen!"

"Boom boom boom..."

The five commentators looked back at the "exploded" venue and all laughed.

"Now, the only suspense is to see how many fluorescent beads Bahuang Yi can win the second place." The fat commentator stretched out four fingers: "I think, at least 400."

"Four hundred? Although Bahuangyi is the strongest, there are only a thousand beads in total..."

"Absolutely four hundred." The fat commentator was full of confidence: "As a professional commentator, this is a judgment."

"No." The female commentator shook her head: "In the world of warriors, I never know what will happen next. Maybe Yishen made a mistake, and he would miss the champion."

"Then you have a big chest and no brains." The fat commentator curled his lips.

"You...what did you say?" The female commentator suddenly furious.

"Oh, I'm sorry. It should be a small chest and no brain."

The fat commentator spread his hands: "I understand what you want to express. Nothing is absolute. But the example is too extreme. Yahuang Yi will not win the championship? Do you dare to say that?"

Hearing that, the other three commentators nodded again and again.

"The Eight Desolate Champions are destined to die."

"No, no? No one really thinks Yahuang Yi is not a champion, right?"

"No matter from which point of view, Yishen can only be the number one..."

Upon hearing the colleague's speech, the female commentator shrugged and had nothing to say.

In fact, she also knew that the champion must be Yahuang Yi.

Because the highest level is not higher than level 4, the energy conversion ratio of Yahuang Yi is destined to have no rivals...

"Return to the topic before." The fat commentator looked at the camera first, spreading his four fingers: "400. If Yishen can't win the second place with 400 beads, I will kiss the donkey's buttocks live."

The commentators all around booed.

"Am looking forward to."

"I suddenly hope that Bahuang Yi will not kill so fiercely."

"Does Yi Shen win the championship with a big score, or do you watch your **** ass? Tangled..."

On the far left of the commentary stand, the female commentator was ridiculed. After a moment of depression, she suddenly said, "Then what if Yi Shen loses?"

"..."

The commentators turned their heads in amazement.

The chattering commentary is a rare cold spot.

"Yi Shen lost? Ha, ah ha ha ha ha..." The fat commentator opened his mouth wide and smiled so that he could see his stomach: "If Yi Shen can lose, I will be there! I will eat this computer screen!"

"..."

When the words were over, hundreds of thousands of spectators were suddenly quiet.

It's as if the whole world is stuck.

The fat commentator was overjoyed in his heart.

He thought it was his own words that shocked the audience, but when he looked around, he found that his colleagues were also dumbfounded, all staring directly at the big screen in the court.

"Ok?"

The fat commentator frowned, and subconsciously looked at everyone's eyes, shivering all over.

I saw the dark jungle inside the big screen, suddenly bright as day!

A huge ball of light rises into the sky! It's like a new day...

"This this……"

Everyone is stupid.

Including the big guys on the podium.

"What's going on on horseback?!" Gou Sheng stood up abruptly~www.ltnovel.com~ his eyes were shocked: "Suicide?!"

"boom……"

"Boom..."

next moment.

The world in the lens shook violently.

Thousands of strange beasts rushed towards the ball of light frantically, roaring, and roaring.

The entire jungle field, an instant riot!

...

ps: Add more early in the morning.

My body is suffering from old problems again, I can’t breathe, and my heart’s blood supply is insufficient. According to experience, I should have a continuous nosebleed next...

Think about it again and again, and change the update time. The guarantee update was changed to around 20 o'clock. Add more than 0 points before.

If you don’t endure it, you’ll really die... Everyone should go to bed earlier. Your body is important.