This Big Brother is Improper

Chapter 382 Please pay attention to the player’s body (subscription required)

I’m coming!

The first person under the legendary god of transformation.

Shen Xiu, Shen Tulong!

She just made a high-profile appearance.

The sound and light effects are directly full.

Qi Tian looked at the western sky in surprise, thinking that the rumored Master Dragon Slayer would very well seize the opportunity to play the game. He could see that he was an old king.

I just don’t know what it looks like.

According to external rumors, it is said that he should not be a temperamental figure like Exterminator.

Qi Tian looked over there, and the description of the extinction of Mr. Jin emerged in his heart: “About forty-five years old, his face is frosty, his appearance is pretty good, but his two eyebrows droop diagonally, and his face is very similar. It’s weird, almost a bit of the hanged ghost on the stage.”

It is estimated that Shen Xiu is like this.

But as the figure in the distance gradually became clear.

The surprise on Qi Tian’s face became stronger.

What the hell?!

What the hell is this?!

Is this Shen Xiu?

Walking on the cloud came a little nun.

The little nun was dressed in blue, with a rosary in her hand and a cape on her head. She had a cowardly smile with a pitiful smile. She was so beautiful and charming. She was really a little beauty.

Where is the extinction master too!

Zhou Haimei’s version of Extinction Master is not so pretty!

Not the extinct teacher, but a bit like the little nun Yilin in “Swordsman Rivers and Lakes”.

Qi Tian scratched his head.

Whose nun is this?

Ximen Qing’s family?

Is it possible to be a disciple of Master Dragon Slayer?

However, the unpredictable qi of the other party also said that she is a very powerful boss.

so

impossible!

How could Master Dragon Slayer be such a little nun?

This is not normal!

Not even a fairy!

The so-and-so nun master in Xianxia basically exterminates that bird. You gave me such a delicate and timid little nun. Is this really a little exciting?

Looking at the big blue shrunken clothes, I still couldn’t hide the slenderness.

Suddenly it felt a little different.

Understand, the temptation of the Buddhist version of the uniform.

Qi Tian covered his face: “I actually think it’s pretty good, buddy, my X addiction is a little too weird!”

The system gives thoughtful suggestions.

[Option 1, at your own risk, tell this little nun that you ask her to be bullshit. Reward: Buddha Zong Zhibao Ye Lingfu][Option two, unremarkable, immediately bowed to the Junior salute and met Master Dragon Slayer. Reward: Dulong Pill][Option three, with a clear mind, berate Little Sister loudly for you to go further. Reward: West Sea Pineapple and Abalone】

Qi Tian looked at these three options.

For a while, he fell into contemplation.

Although Option 1 is very difficult, its reward Qi Tian is very familiar-the [Bay Leaf Talisman] in the game is used to reset the instance, because some instances have a limited number of times per week, so I want to brush it a few times. You need [Bayeux Talisman].

But what is the effect in reality?

Qi Tian still doesn’t know, but the things that can be prefixed with “Bayeux” in Buddhism are basically very powerful, so the risk of option 1 is theoretically very high.

In fact, he guessed right.

In reality, the Bayeux talisman is an emerald green leaf with a large palm.

It was left by the four ancestors of Zen Buddhism, Taoism, and the monks. This treasure of Buddhism has the supreme power and magical effect. During the transfer of good and evil, everything in the world can be returned to its original form even if it turns into ashes.

The latter two rewards are very safe.

The poisonous dragon pill was made by Shen Xiu when he killed the Beihai poisonous dragon. It was able to reduce monsters during the bounce. The color was emerald green and transparent as crystal. When the magic power is activated, it will make a buzzing sound.

Well, it’s the kind of thing you think.

People with bad eyes will be regarded as [fleas]

As for option three, Xihai pineapple abalone.

The name seems to be a kind of marine food, but in fact it is not. This thing is not common in the southern world. It usually appears in high-end cultivator sex toy stores.

This abalone is a dormant creature that lives in the West Sea all year round.

It needs very few nutrients, and even if the body of a male practitioner is weak, it can satisfy it.

Can secrete transparent liquid.

The temperature will be adjusted automatically.

When waking up intermittently, it also adjusts its metabolism through peristalsis-it is worth mentioning that its metabolism secretes a very viscous liquid outside.

This liquid is even more exaggerated than 502 glue.

Therefore, this also provides more tricks and play methods for the majority of male cultivators.

They will stick it on the Flying Sword Technique treasure, and don’t have to worry about it falling down in any posture.

Are you still envious of the eighty-first Liangshan hero [swordsman Cao Zheng]?

Don’t be envious!

With this abalone, so can you!

Sometimes, they will stick it on the door.

Then he looked at the two majestic door gods on the sticker with blurred eyes, looking for some special cultivation inspiration.

For some weird guys with X fetishes.

This thing is better than women.

Because you can glue it to anything.

You think that mountain is pleasing to the eye, so you dig a small hole in the mountain wall and stuff it in and stick it.

If you think this piece of land is good, just dig a small hole in the ground and stuff it in and stick it.

Do you think this pig-killing man is very mighty, so you just stick it to his chest hair, isn’t it very similar?

The Hehuan Sect, who is most in pursuit of sensory stimulation, also published a special book “The Love of Baozhe”, which displays more than 360 usages of this object in detail, which can be described as an expert.

How did Qi Tian know this thing?

He actually didn’t know.

When I forced Wen Ting to wear women’s clothing, such a thing was found from that guy.

I must have lost it!

Ayan hates it disgusting.

Qi Tian also disgusted.

How could it not be disgusting if others have used it!

Besides, wouldn’t it be equivalent to putting a green hat on Uncle Wen Ting if I used that one?

That’s not appropriate.

Now finally there is something new.

Qi Tian’s imperceptible sorrow smiled, and immediately scolded Shen Xiu with a stern face: “Where is the little Little Sister? Leave quickly, the sword has no eyes, if you hurt your delicate face, don’t be weird! ”

【mission completed. Reward: West Sea Pineapple and Abalone】

[Remarks: player please take care of your body]

Okay, I know.

You don’t need to be reminded by the system!

He was still wondering how to use this thing.

Without realizing how much commotion the own words caused, all the people present were dumbfounded in an instant.

Old Shibi hesitated to speak and stopped, seeming to be holding back his smile.

And the look of the blood knife sect master is a fan-shaped picture.

Among them, three points are shocked, three points are despised, three points are admired, and one point is vigilant.

It is indeed the Xiantian sword body!

This cheeky alone makes people dare not underestimate it, and random changes are worthy of vigilance!

Qi Xia’er cut Yang Wutian’s body with a single sword.

She was in a happy mood. At this moment, when she heard Qi Tian’s words, she couldn’t help but echoed: “.” That is, where did the little hairy girl come from, don’t hurry up to find her parents, hehe. ”

Shen Xiu glared at her apprentice.

“Qi Xia’er, you are presumptuous!”

Master Dragon Slayer’s appearance is indeed very handsome.

Eyes are like crescents, don’t smile, anyone will give a compliment when they see it, what a handsome little nun!

But her voice was old and hoarse.

If it weren’t for talking, Qi Tian really couldn’t tell that she was a figure of the same generation as Xiao Shenren.

But women are generally reluctant to admit that they are old.

Shen Xiu was also unwilling.

So when Qi Tian (good) said she was “Little Sister” and “the face is delicate”, Shen Xiu suddenly opened her eyes and smiled, hoping that Shu’s disciple could really talk, and her little mouth was smeared with honey.

Qi Xia’er didn’t dare to make a joke too much.

She held her breath and saluted: “Thank you Master for your help!”

Qi Tian then showed an expression of sudden enlightenment: “It turned out to be Master Tu Long face to face. Junior has never seen Master Uncle’s true appearance. Please don’t care about Junior’s rudeness.”

The expressions and words are very fake.

Everyone in the room could tell that this guy had known it a long time ago, and it was all deliberate just now.

“Sword body, you really didn’t know what I looked like before?”

“Yes.’

Shen Xiu looked at his bright and clear eyes.

Suddenly she felt that Xiao Shenren had a successor, and they were all damn thick-faced people. She couldn’t help but sighed: “How can my disciple who has a tendon like you?,

Qi Tian glanced at Qi Xia’er.

The latter is looking down at his toes shyly.

Qi Tian could only smile and comforted and said: “Xia’er’s vision should not be wrong.”

Readers, please pay attention to your body.

Well, male readers.

Can I still have female readers?.