This anchor has a little conscience, but not much!

Chapter Sixty-Five With Goods Overturned He Wants to Sue the Merchant!!

Cao Shengming dared to swear!

In his lifetime… Oh no, after two lifetimes, he had never seen such a watermelon that was so beyond the cognitive range!

The watermelon hit the table and flew like a basketball… Nima!

Is this really a watermelon!!! Cao Shengming expressed some doubts about life. However.

It is not only him who doubts life, but also hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, who are all confused at this time.

[This… Is this really a watermelon? 】

[Those who have eaten watermelon and those who have not eaten watermelon are silent…]

【Sleeper! Poof, hahahaha!!! 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Has the NBA started farming recently? 】

In the room.

Luo Li and Gua Mei looked at each other.

The photographer, on the other hand, couldn’t stop laughing against the wall: “Hahahahaha! Oh my brother… You’re not bringing goods, you’re talking stand-up comedy hahahahaha.”

“Shut my mouth for me!”

Cao Shengming took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down: “Ah Li, go!” Go to the kitchen and get me a knife! ”

Soon. The kitchen knife was taken.

And the watermelon, which resembled a basketball, was also brought back to the table.

“Brothers, I can explain this, in fact, this is the latest new product developed by the merchant, which is a new variety of watermelon with full flexibility.”

Cao Shengming once again showed his nonsense eloquence: “As we all know, our watermelons are round, square, large, and small, so there is a slightly played one, what is the problem?” ”

[(Blood spraying) As soon as he said this, I immediately felt as if there was really no problem.] 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) So, this watermelon will eat dead people]

Cao Shengming glanced at the bullet screen, and then grinned: “How can you eat dead people, this watermelon is like a person, some people look good, but a batch of inner hearts, but some people are ugly in appearance, for example, our photographer brother, although the appearance is ugly.” ”

Photographer: “Brother! You’ve gone too far! ”

“But he’s still very kind at heart.”

Photographer: “Eh, that’s okay!” ”

“So, let’s pick a watermelon like picking someone, don’t just look at the outside, but pay attention to its inside.”

A meal of nonsense.

Cao Shengming felt that the timing should be almost up.

He slowly raised his kitchen knife while chanting ‘Blessed by the Buddha’ in his heart.

“Brothers, the next step is to witness the miracle!”

Slash down.

This time, the watermelon no longer had the slightest resistance, and it was cut into two petals on the spot, and the end was miserable.

Cao Shengming was overjoyed. I was about to open my mouth.

But when he saw the watermelon… Silence.

In the live broadcast room, laughing crazy.

[(Slapping the table and laughing wildly) The old man has lived for more than twenty years and has never seen a white watermelon! 】

[Help, I’m going to laugh to death.] 】

[Laughing and crying] In terms of my many years of experience as a chef, the white one should be a winter melon.] 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) So whether it is the winter melon that splits the leg, or the watermelon that tracks.] 】

[23333 ~ ~ ~ hahahahaha, this is a watermelon grafted with winter melon seedlings. 】

[This big night, the anus will be laughed open.] 】

【Hahahahaha! For this white watermelon, without ten years and eight years of agricultural experience, I am afraid it is not easy to find. 】

[(Crying) I was just beaten by my daughter-in-law, and as a result, I looked at the eyes and laughed, and my daughter-in-law thought I was not convinced, and beat me up again.] 】

[Laughing numb ah sleeping groove, see Cao Thief selling goods can give me a smile difu…]

Right now.

Cao Shengming’s heart was like ashes, he slowly put down the kitchen knife, and then slowly sat down again.

He didn’t want to do any more explanation. He didn’t want to struggle anymore.

“That’s it, destroy.”

Cao Shengming sighed deeply: “Sister Gua, I suggest that you directly block the merchants.” ”

Sister Gua burst into tears.

She burst into tears with laughter: “Boss, we still have a melon…”

“Don’t mention that.”

Cao Shengming waved his hand to interrupt her: “You go to the Internet to search, is there any school that needs basketball, you take it and donate it to them, maybe you can still get a good person card, don’t harm ourselves in this scourge.” ”

Sister Gua: “…”

“Brothers.”

Cao Shengming looked at the live broadcast room, smiled and shook his head: “This money, we don’t earn it.” ”

“I Cao Shengming, not today! Strive! This! Money! Finish! ”

The more Cao Shengming thought about it, the more angry he became.

The angrier you get, the more you think.

Then his anger level was full again: “Mother, brothers, I can’t stand it, I tell you, just now that apple, it’s really ugly, really unpalatable, I’ve never eaten such a bad apple in my life!” ”

“Don’t look at it as big, but I’m sure it’s all cultivated stuff from all kinds of messy stuff.”

“And the taste, although I eat rotten, but the apple always has a rotten place, oh hey, it is neither powder nor crisp, not only is it not sweet, but it also has an indescribable astringent taste, and the taste, soft and clicking, is very poor!”

“And this and the watermelon.”

“Can this tm be called a watermelon man?” This stuff throws the NBA basketball court can last three games without breaking. ”

“I don’t want to talk about this melon, this thing put some minced meat into the pot and stew that is braised winter melon…”

Luo Li next to him couldn’t help but cover his face and whispered, “Boss… Don’t you say it, the merchant is watching.”

“What?”

Cao Shengming was stunned: “Merchants? Where are the merchants! ”

“List One.”

He immediately widened his eyes and searched for half a day in the live broadcast room, and then his eyes lit up, pointing to the list: “List one! It’s him, this grandson, this grandson is the merchant! ”

Viewers in the live broadcast room immediately began to look for the first of the list.

The big brother of the list is a big brother who has paid ‘8888’, and his name is “Madeling Fruit Production Base”.

Suddenly.

Fans across the live stream began to go crazy @ merchants.

【@Madeling Fruit Production Base; I heard that your apple color is rotten? Your watermelon feature is white? 】

At this time.

Madeling apple production base:

Several company executives were blue in the face, and the projection of the conference room was playing Cao Shengming’s live broadcast.

Cao Shengming’s words just now.

Undoubtedly, it has pushed the whole company to the cusp of the storm.

“, this grandson!”

The boss of the company was furious at the time: “Isn’t this Tm black for us!?” Who is looking for the anchor with the goods, there is such a brain-dead!? Quick, hurry up and let him go down, and you have to apologize to us, in front of all the audience in the live room. ”

“He must give us this negative effect today!”

“Yes…”

The person under his hand immediately called Gua Mei, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was full of gunpowder: “What the hell are you Tm doing!?” Aren’t you selling goods, what’s going on with that stupid guy!? ”

“I warn you, you immediately find a way to save the situation, you and the stupid man immediately clarified this matter in the live broadcast room, saying that this matter is your own nonsense, and has nothing to do with us, otherwise, our company will immediately go to court to sue you!” 」

However.

As soon as he said this, the whole room was dumbfounded. Because.

Under the instructions of Cao Shengming, Gua Mei was speaking in a foreign voice at that time!!!

Right now.

Everyone in the live broadcast room heard this, and for a time, the fans’ bullet screens almost occupied the entire screen.

The content of the bullet screen is all aimed at businesses.

[Good guys, the merchant is very confident, and he still has to sue Mingge!] 】

【Bullfrog Bullfrog, this merchant Bullfrog!】 】

[Hahahaha, the merchant never expected that MingGe opened a foreign voice bar, and he said it all, and didn’t confess himself.] 】

【(Laughing and crying) Live broadcast with goods rollover event! 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Cao Thief, you are finished, the merchant will sue you, want you money. 】

Sister Gua looked flustered.

“Boss, what to do, they are going to sue me… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ”

“Don’t panic!”

Anyway, things have developed to this point, in the face of the threat of prosecution of merchants, Cao Shengming has nothing to fear.

He took the phone directly and unceremoniously yelled at the other end of the phone: “Sue us!? Why are you suing us, the things are yours, the things you give are just such a rotten thing, what are you doing? ”

And the merchant side.

Also simply broke the jar and broke it.

“, we have a contract!”

“Contract?”

Cao Shengming was stunned and turned his head to look at Sister Gua: “Do we have a contract?” I’ve seen it. ”

“Yes…”

Gua Mei cried and mourned: “Electronic contract, signed directly online, I didn’t tell you.” ”

“Grass!”

Cao Shengming continued to scold at the other end of the phone: “You have the ability to wait for me, I will look at the contract and then say!” ”

Say it.

He hung up the phone and opened the electronic contract… A few minutes later.

Cao Shengming picked up the phone again, but this time his attitude changed a lot: “Hello, hello, I just read the contract.” ”

“After reading that, huh!?” After watching it, quickly apologize, explain this matter clearly, and send a video apology! ”

“No rush.”

Cao Shengming simply sat down: “I read the content I saw to you to listen to Ha, the contract is written like this, the merchant has the responsibility to provide safe and soaring quality products, the quality problems of the product itself, have nothing to do with the anchor personally, and if all the consequences caused by product quality problems, the merchant is responsible for the immediate follow-up.” ”

Cao Shengming asked calmly, “When will the bosses have time?” I’m going to sue you.” ”

The other party listens. It was silly.

“Sue us!? Why are you suing us!? ”

“Due to the quality of the product, the anchor has suffered serious reputation losses and economic losses, for which we decided to sue the merchants.” Oh yes, and also, this incident caused the anchor’s spirit to be seriously hurt, every night can not sleep, causing extremely serious depression, we strongly demand that the business to take full responsibility for this! ”

Say it.

Cao Shengming did not give the other party any chance, and hung up the phone directly! In the room.

The remaining three were stunned.

Especially Melon Sister.

When the merchant offered to sue them, to be honest, her heart was desperate.

Because before that.

There have also been merchants who have proposed to sue her, for many reasons, but every time Gua Mei chooses to lose money and settle.

After all, ordinary people are still quite jealous of the word ‘prosecution’.

But Cao Shengming’s ‘anti-general’ operation really exceeded her normal concept.

“Brother…”

The photographer was also shocked at this time: “You are joking or serious, we really have to sue them.” ”

“It’s going to get too big.”

“Why not sue?”

Cao Shengming frowned slightly: “How can such a good chance of getting rich missed?” I tell you, our ancestors used to have a man named Zhang Wei, he told me before, spiritual compensation is theoretically unlimited, so we can ask the merchant to give us a billion and eight billion, and when the money arrives, I will share 10% of you. ”

The photographer was astonished: “Brother, if you don’t have money, let’s say another thing, you first explain why your ancestors are surnamed Zhang?” ”

“Oh? Am I saying that? ”

Luo Li nodded. Sister Gua nodded.

Cao Shengming pondered for half a moment and explained, “This is a long story, he may have been involved in our family ancestors.” ”

Said.

Cao Shengming waved his hand: “Okay, let’s not dwell on this matter, the focus is not here, the point is that we are about to become billionaires, how to say, kai is not happy!?” Excited!? ”

[(Laugh and cry) I fucking, the change in this state of affairs is called a change of color, which is unexpected. 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Cao Thief, are you serious, are the billion and eight you said a person’s hades? 】

【…… Ah this and this, obviously with the goods overturned, how to become a thief to sue the merchant ah. 】

[Cao Thief: I arranged all this. 】

[I am from the law department of Qingbei University, and in view of the fact that Cao Thief almost died today, I am willing to provide pro bono legal aid to merchants.] (Funny)】

[(Laughing and crying) Zhang Wei… Cao Thief, are you serious, is it the Zhang Wei I imagined? 】

[Merchant: What a living hell!] It has always been only us who sue the Lord, how come today a madman wants to sue us. (Dog Head)】

[Cao Thief: I never expected that the overturned car with goods could actually be sent by me to send business opportunities. (Funny)】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) So today you are still selling goods, Cao Thief, if there is really nothing to sell, do you consider putting The melon sister on the shopping cart? 】

【On what melon sister!】 Lori is not fragrant. 】

[(Funny) On the photographer bar…]

[Sleepy, buddy, your taste is really heavy.] (Frightened)】

[Sleeper grooves, hahaha, brothers, go to the No. 32 live broadcast room to see ah, there is a fight, fight up! 】

【？？？ Fight with whom. 】

[(Laughing and rolling his eyes) and Number 67, they did it by the river……… I’m going to laugh to death, let’s go see it! 】