This anchor has a little conscience, but not much!

Chapter Fifty-Nine It turns out that I call life and death fate!!

Luo Li’s face was full of consternation, and he frequently nodded: “Indeed, it is true that I can actually earn money in this way, I did not expect it.” ”

Then.

Cao Shengming shouted excitedly at Luo Li: “Still stunned about what to do, hurry up ~ come and collect money!” ”

Gold +100… Gold coins +10-0… Coin double +100———— gold coin + 100 gold coin +100 watch this scene.

Cao Shengming’s heart was so excited, Mei Zizhi.

“Oh yes, there’s one more thing.”

Cao Shengming suddenly remembered something, pointed to the top of his head and said: “You remember, don’t stand under the coconut tree, because that thing will fall down and hit your head, listen to the yin…”

Sou! Boom!

“！！ Oops, sleeper!!! ”

The live room laughed madly on the spot!

[(Slapping the table and laughing) hahahahaha!! The dog thing wants to laugh to death! 】

[Laughing I can’t breathe, hahahahaha…]

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Does it hurt, poof, hahaha! 】

[, every sentence of this B pokes lao tzu’s laughter point, whether it is my laugh point or he is too funny.] 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) My crow’s feet, hahahaha help…]

[Laughter doesn’t live.] 】

[That thing doesn’t blossom… I’m so good at what’s in his head. 】

[Cao Thief: Rich and rich!!! (Color)】

[(Cover your face) Cao Thief smiled so happy, but unfortunately happy but not for a second, hahaha. 】

[God: Punishing evil and promoting good, my generation is duty-bound! (Dog Head)】

Cao Shengming covered his head in pain, scolding and grinning in his mouth: “See, this is the lesson of standing under the coconut tree, the naked lesson.” ”

Luo Li cried and laughed and helped him rub his head: “Boss, it still hurts.” ”

“Whether it hurts or not, I’m afraid it depends on where you kiss.”

“Oh, then you’re going to die of pain.”

Lori ran away with a hippie smile.

And Gua Mei looked at Cao Shengming expectantly, she pointed to the coconut that rolled on the ground and said, “Boss, can that coconut be…”

Cao Shengming reacted to this. There’s a coconut on the ground.

“Kill it!”

Cao Shengming picked up the coconut and asked, “Guys, who has a knife?” Today I have to knife it with my own hands. ”

It didn’t take long.

A tourist took out a ‘knife’ from his bag: “I have what I have!” ”

Cao Shengming fixed his eyes on it and couldn’t help but be silent for half a moment.

He looked at the tourist with a puzzled face, carefully looking up and down: “No, it doesn’t look like a second person, as far as I know, your thing is called nail clipper.” ”

“That’s a knife too.”

“Talent!”

Cao Shengming’s eyes widened suddenly, and he gave a thumbs up: “Talent, your logical thinking ability has not been guaranteed to Qingbei University, and it is really their loss.” ”

“I have to say, as far as your brain is concerned, the zombie bite is afraid that it will have to be scolded for half a day.”

The man wondered, “Why?” ”

“Nonsense, full of cerebral palsy, do not scold the mother is strange!”

“……”

Cutting open coconuts is not a difficult task. In fact.

Coconuts are sold everywhere on the beach.

As the ‘tour guide today’, Cao Shengming naturally plays this role, and leading tourists to the usual local characteristics of coconuts is the basic work of the tour guide.

“Boss, one coconut for each person.”

The owner of the coconut stall suddenly smiled happily: “Haole, wait a minute, get it for you right away.” ”

Soon.

This patchwork tour group has a big coconut in hand.

Cao Shengming was no exception, and while drinking a coconut, he asked, “How’s it going, is it delicious?” ”

“It’s delicious.”

Sangu smiled and closed her mouth: “I have only seen this on TV before, but today it is the first time I have drunk it.” ”

Other uncles and aunts also followed suit.

“The fruit looks ugly, but it tastes pretty good.”

“For the first time in my life, I’ve drunk this.”

Cao Shengming grinned, patted the coconut peel and said, “Coconut juice has been drunk now, has the coconut peel ever eaten?” ”

Crowd: “No! ”

“No, you can’t eat this stuff.”

The crowd: “…”

“Hahahahaha!”

“Laugh to death.”

“This tour guide is very eloquent.”

“I don’t even want to go back to my tour group.”

“It’s so interesting, haha.”

This time.

Even the owner of the coconut stall couldn’t help but laugh with him: “I’ve seen so many tour groups, and your group is the most fun.” ”

“Fun, fun, you send me two coconuts, come back and I’ll take you to play with him!”

The boss really gave them coconuts!

The time soon reached noon.

Cao Shengming looked up at the bright sun, “Big Mother, are you hungry?” ”

“Hungry.”

Sangu smiled and said, “Tour guide, what do you think we should eat at noon?” ”

“Yes tour guide, what special food is not.”

Cao Shengming frowned and thought. Look around. Not far away.

There happened to be a restaurant specializing in “coconut sticky rice——— and at this time there were still many people standing at the door, and the owner of the restaurant was also looking at them expectantly.”

“See, there’s a restaurant over there that sells the most distinctive food here, called coconut sticky rice.”

Cao Shengming pointed to the restaurant and said, “Have you eaten coconut sticky rice 2?”

The crowd responded in unison, “No. ”

“If you haven’t eaten it, it’s not delicious.”

The crowd: “…”

The restaurant owner was dumbfounded: “No… This thing is delicious, don’t listen to him…”

[(Laughing and crying) Is it true that Cao Thief will not be beaten like this? 】

[Suddenly I think Cao Thief as a tour guide is quite fun, to be honest, I still want to follow him to play, haha.] 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Dude, I feel that I can’t follow him, it’s easy to get hit, the kind that gets three meals a day. 】

Jokes are jokes, but the meal still has to be eaten.

After everyone voted for it, they finally chose the ‘unpalatable coconut sticky rice’.

One meal.

More than twenty people, spent nearly a thousand pieces.

As for the later tourists, Cao Shengming did not care about their food problems, after all, they only gave a hundred yuan, and this money was still used to ‘lead the team’. Although it costs a lot.

But Cao Shengming is not very trusty – after all, he has inexplicably made a lot of money this time.

Even if the meal money is deducted. He also earned more than two thousand blood.

At noon. The sun is blazing.

Considering that these uncles and aunts are old, Cao Shengming plans to avoid this time period.

Discussed with the restaurateur for a while.

The owner generously let everyone stay in the restaurant to rest, and also turned on the air conditioning for them.

Sangu and the others were drowsy when they fell asleep.

A person quietly found Cao Shengming, she took out a plastic bag from the bag, and then took out two thousand yuan from the plastic bag.

“Boy smashed, let you break the money.”

Sangu smiled and said, “It cost a lot of money to eat coconuts at noon, I will give it to you.” ”

“Hey, no.”

Cao Shengming waved his hand indifferently: “Just as I invited you.” ”

“No, no, no, no, I’m already very grateful to you for being able to help me, how can I still spend your money, absolutely not.”

Sangu looked very stubborn.

Cao Shengming felt that he might not be able to help her, so he could only change his words: “Otherwise, I definitely don’t want this money, but if you really want to thank me, then you can do me a favor.” ”

“What’s the rush, you say, I’ll definitely help you.”

“Have you heard of the Leshan Buddha?”

“I’ve heard of it.”

“Then you help me remove the Leshan Giant Buddha, and I want to sit on it myself, so that I can probably reflect the goodness of my heart.”

Sangu was stunned on the spot!

[(Laughing and crying) I reported that this person wanted to steal cultural relics!] 】

[233333 ~ ~ ~ laugh my egg hurts. 】

【Leshan Giant Buddha; You are high, you are great, and you are trying to take my place in order to show your kindness. 】

[Leshan Giant Buddha: Come and come, this Buddha I can’t come, come and do it!] 】

I rested for about two hours.

It wasn’t until the sun was slightly less hot that Cao Shengming picked up his spirits and led everyone back on the road.

In fact.

There are still a lot of things to do on the beach. Motorboat.

Balloon. ATVs…

These projects, which are about to be played out in the seaside city, fall into the eyes of those uncles and aunts, but they have never seen in their lives.

Then.

Sangu suddenly shouted.

“Oh, that baby girl is not ashamed, she has no clothes!”

Cao Shengming suddenly came to his senses, his eyes widened and he looked hard: “Where is it, in broad daylight, can such a ridiculous thing that loses ethics happen?” Sangu, where is the girl who has no clothes? ”

“Isn’t that what it is?”

Looking down at Sangu’s pointing, Cao Shengming saw a bunch of girls playing beach volleyball.

“Sangu.”

Cao Shengming sighed with some disappointment and said, “I think you may have misunderstood the four words of no clothes.” ”

Sangu: “…”

“Lip One”

Suddenly, another old man exclaimed, “Come on, I caught a playful animal.” ”

“What…”

Cao Shengming followed the prestige, and was immediately frightened and scattered: “Sleeping in the grooves!!! Throw it away, it’s a jellyfish, it’s poisonous, and pricking it will poison people! ”

Next.

It’s a series of ‘accidents’.

“Tour guide guy smashed, I want to play this.”

“Uncle, don’t make a fuss, this is a motorboat, you can’t come back if you can’t sit on it and keep it.”

“Tour guide guy smashed, I want to play this.”

“Big Mom, this thing is a hot air balloon, not that I don’t let you play, but mainly because of your two-hundred-pound figure, it can’t float up.”

“Tour guide guy smashed, I want to play this.”

“Oh feed you old can let me save snacks, this horse riding project can give you old bones racks are upside down.”

“Tour guide…”

“I beg you to spare me!”

Cao Shengming collapsed on the beach chair, wanting to cry without tears: “You just do something that belongs to your age, let’s not go and compete with young people to win, my ears are about to hallucinate.” ”

Then.

Luo Li next to her accidentally slammed a screw off the beach chair, and she picked it up and said to Cao Shengming: “Boss, there is a screw that is not tightened.” ”

Cao Shengming jumped up at that moment.

Eyes as wide as brass bells: “Where! Where!? Where’s a Russian screw beauty!? ”

Lori: “…”

“Sister Gua:………”

Have to say.

These uncles and aunts who have never been to a big city in their lives are full of curiosity about everything.

“There’s a playground over there, do you want to see it?”

Not far from the sandy beach.

There is indeed a playground. In fact.

In fact, most men have an inexplicable yearning for the playground, the original is unknown, but it is certain that the probability is an unsolved mystery.

“Go, go.”

Sangu looked excited: “We don’t have a playground over there, we’ve only seen it on TV.” ”

Seeing the uncle and aunt are all excited.

Cao Shengming naturally did not refuse, and shouted with a wave of his hand: “Everyone, let’s go and enter the playground!” ”

Beach Playground:

This place is known as the largest amusement park in Linhai City – not only has regular land amusement facilities, but even many water amusement facilities.

The whole playground can be described as a real sea of people, and people and people are eager to walk together.

“Ah Li, Sister Gua, you should be closer to me.”

Cao Shengming said solemnly, “There are too many people here, and I am afraid that you two will be lost, so it is best for you two to hold my arm, just in case.” ”

Luo Li covered his face: “Boss, this is not appropriate…”

The voice did not fall.

Gua Mei directly took Cao Shengming’s arm, and this move frightened Cao Shengming.

“What’s inappropriate?”

Gua Mei didn’t care at all and said: “The boss wants to pretend to force us to satisfy him, anyway, go out to eat his drink and play with him, we don’t know something.” ”

Cao Shengming was suddenly shocked: “Since the first time I saw you, I knew that you were a good girl who understood things, Sister Gua, otherwise we would go to see a movie again tonight.” ”

Sister Gua: “??? ”

Luo Li lowered his head and thought carefully, and then stared dead at Gua Mei holding Cao Shengming’s hand.

She realized.

She took a deep breath, “I think what you said makes sense!” ”

And then.

She also held Cao Shengming’s other hand.

The photographer behind him was shaking coldly: “, Lao Tzu is not dry!” ”

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Photography brother, bear with me, don’t put up with it, you still have money in his place. 】

【(Smile)サ! Off! 】

[It’s not interesting, this show looks meaningless.] 】

[(Smiling) I laughed, as far as Cao Thief did this, I did it in the past, and without bragging, I was almost killed by my girlfriend at that time. 】

【？？？ Upstairs buddy, what did you send at that time, please say let me have fun. 】

Oh, nothing, I just put my arms around my girlfriend in front of her.] 】

【Cow Wow! (Shocked)】

All the way.

Many eyes fell on Cao Shengming’s body.

Although Luo Li and Gua Mei are two completely different styles, it is worth mentioning that their appearance is a real hard power!

Even those who are popular in the entertainment industry have to be slightly inferior in front of them.

This moment.

Cao Shengming felt unprecedented pressure. And these pressures.

All came from the eyes of the men around them.

Envy, anger, grief, unwillingness……… A lot of eye pressure made Cao Shengming a little breathless.

In order to reflect the ambition of the man, Cao Shengming stubbornly raised his head and straightened his chest, and he walked forward with this majestic meteor in a big stride, and from time to time he shouted two sentences: “Oh, you two don’t hold it so tightly, I don’t know what relationship we have, a little looser, I won’t run, it’s a big deal to accompany you more at night.” ”

Lori: “…”

Sister Gua: “…”

Crowd: “Grass! ”

Since the moment those uncles and aunts entered the amusement park, the exclamations have not stopped.

“Obedient, why is this thing so high, people fly so high, are you not afraid?”

“I’ve seen this, it’s called a carousel, right?”

“Oh my God, there are too many of these people, and there were not so many people when I went to the countryside to plant seedlings.”

“The tour guide guy smashed.”

Sangu excitedly pointed to the sky and shouted, “What is that that throws people around in the sky, it looks so scary.” ”

“Oh, that’s life and death, but it’s fun.”

“Really.”

“Really!”

Cao Shengming is serious: “When that thing is played, it will randomly throw out a lucky tourist, but it is stimulating.” ”

Sangu was stunned: “… Chuan”