This anchor has a little conscience, but not much!

……

a crossroad:

Contestant No. 67 Jiang Chen was lying on the window of the ‘customer’, laughing and lurking.

The car radio kept coming from the clip.

– ‘As far as I know, robbery is against the law! ‘

“Hahahahaha!!!”

Jiang Chen’s stomach hurt from laughing, and he waved his hands again and again: “No, no, no, boss, can you turn off this thing, hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing, I can’t do my job.”

The owner of the luxury car sitting in the cab burst into tears: “I…hahahaha, I think so too, but I can’t bear to close it, hahahaha… It’s so funny, today’s traffic broadcast is so funny Yes.”

“I want them to broadcast every day so fun, I listen to it every day, hahahaha…”

Jiang Chen was out of breath: “I beg you, stop for a moment, I didn’t do any work this afternoon, so I just laughed.”

At this time.

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the roadside.

The two looked at the sound, and they were immediately dumbfounded…

I saw a Buick car parked on the side of the road, and a uniformed traffic policeman Shu Mi was looking up and laughing.

“Hahahaha!!! I laughed so hard…”

The Buick owner trembled all over: “Comrade police officer, you hear me, it’s not that I want to park here, it’s that I can’t do anything about it, this broadcast really affects my driving too much, I can’t even turn the steering wheel without stopping. .”

“What’s so funny!”

The traffic policeman Shu Yizheng sternly said: “You have to concentrate on driving, how can you be influenced by broadcasting!”

– ‘As far as I know, robbery is against the law. ‘

“…” The traffic policeman Shu Mi blinked, desperately stretched… stretched… stretched… stretched… unable to stretch: “Pfft hahahahahaha!!”

“Look, you’re laughing too, then can we fine…”

“No! Hahahahaha…”

…

Such a funny scene.

It is happening all over Linhai City – some people are laughing while listening to the radio, and some people are responsible for watching the live broadcast and laughing to the death.

Beijing West Technology Media.

In Hr’s office, Lu Xiaoqi looked at the computer screen and smiled.

“Goose goose goose goose… How can this guy be so cute,” Lu Xiaoqi said with tears in his eyes, “No, no, no, you can’t watch him at work, it affects work too much, puff goose goose goose goose goose… …”

Lu Xiaoqi planned to slow down.

She stood up and wanted to go to the bathroom to wash her face and take a good rest.

Unexpectedly.

Just opened the door to the office…

“Hahahaha! I have to laugh to death!”

“Leader, I want to ask for leave, my stomach hurts hahaha…”

“Help me… Boss, I was injured, I was injured by his laugh, I have to declare a work injury…”

“I can’t, I can’t, I’m afraid I’m going to explain it here today when I watch his live broadcast again, hahahaha…”

…

At this moment.

Everyone in the Linhai Traffic Broadcasting Monitoring Room laughed like fools.

The deputy director laughed even wrinkled. She pointed to the surveillance screen and said, “This… hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ]]] This is simply a talent! My God, such a talent is summer Where the hell did she find it!”

One of the hosts slapped the table desperately and laughed wildly: “Hahahaha! Deputy Director, this person…hahahaha, we should invite more of this person in the future, it’s too funny.”

“It’s a good emotional puzzle show, but it was turned into a talk show by him, hahahahaha…”

At this time.

A figure rushed into the monitoring room in a panic.

Xia Keke finally came out – if someone hadn’t happened to go to the bathroom, she might still be trapped inside.

“Deputy Director, you are looking for me,”

Xia Keke’s face was anxious: “What… can we talk about it later? I’m afraid my eyebrows are burning at the moment.”

“It’s really burning eyebrows,”

The deputy director took a deep breath, pointed to the surveillance screen and asked, “Where did you find this person, do you know what he did in your workshop!?”

Xia Keke glanced at the screen.

At that time, I was so frightened that I lost my mind—I saw Cao Shengming with a headset and a microphone talking to the caller! ! !

“Oh my God!”

Xia Keke exclaimed: “What did he do… I’m sorry, I’m sorry, the director, if… If this incident has adverse consequences for the stage, I… I am willing to take all the responsibility.”

“I…I’m going to stop her…”

“Stop him!?”

Hearing this, the deputy director and everyone on the scene were startled. She hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xia Keke and exclaimed: “Are you crazy! Do you know that he is about to break our platform soon. The record is over, you stop him now, I’m not finished with you!”

Xia Keke looked blank: “Record? What record?”

“View record,”

The hosts of other channels were envious, and said to Xia Keke sourly: “Coco, where did you find this guest? By the way, can you introduce me to know you later…”

“Yeah, Coco, let me introduce you, you can’t hide it by yourself.”

“Coco, we have a good relationship with sisters, right? This person… you introduce me to my sisters, and I will definitely be without you if I look back.”

“…”

Everyone, you speak my word.

The monk who made Xia Keke Zhang Er was at a loss: “No… what happened, and what record, you guys should make it clear…”

The person in charge of the technical department couldn’t help taking a deep breath and said with a tablet computer: “According to the current data, the listening rate of the emotional solution channel has exceeded 33%, which has successfully broken our channel’s event record. , has reached thirty-five percent!!!”

“!!!”

Xia Keke was full of shock, almost screaming and shouting: “How much… how much!? Thirty-five percent!!!??? My emotional puzzle column!? It reached thirty percent. Five ratings!!!???”

“…you…you’re kidding me, aren’t you?”

Xia Keke’s eyes widened in disbelief: “You must be kidding me, right? My own program, I know very well, the usual maximum listening rate is only 5% to 6%, how can it reach 100%? Thirty-fifth of a…”

Seeing this, the deputy director smiled and said, “Don’t get excited, we had the same expression as you just now.”

At this time.

There is movement on the monitoring screen.

Another round of new calls came in, and Cao Shengming naturally picked it up.

“Host! I’m in trouble. What should I do if my ID card is lost?”

“!!!”

Cao Shengming was furious, but even so, he still kept his clipped voice: “You…I…we are the emotional confusion radio station! Do you understand emotional confusion! It is emotional confusion ahhhh!!! ”

“Hahahaha!! The host, your angry voice is so cute hahahahaha, so what should I do if my ID card is lost.”

“you….”

Cao Shengming took a deep breath (clip sound furious): “You lost your ID card, don’t you know how to pick it up!!!!”

Xia Keke was stunned: “!!! Pfft!!!”

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