There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet

68 – Escape

“Saint?”

At the unexpected meeting, a half-mixed answer of delight and doubt came out. Why is she here when she must have parted from above?

Then Polaris’ voice came from the other side.

“I’ll go there now!”

Polaris is jumping hard. Its appearance reminded me of harmless small animals.

“Kyaaak!”

Then on her back, her two predators passed her behind her, and she ran straight at me.

“Porter!”

“Mr. Porter!”

Judging by the color, the hero and Talia-kun.

The girls toss and turn with each other and jump with their eyebrows flying.

The sight brought tears to my eyes.

You’ve been worrying like that. I don’t have many tears, but the tears are about to come out.

While I was moved by that, there was a change in the ranking.

The hero, who had wasted the strength he had given to save the world just by running, runs straight ahead of Talia.

It’s been a while since I felt the warm welcome of the fellowship. As I got closer and closer, I realized that the speed was not normal, and a cold sweat broke out on my back.

‘Isn’t that too fast?’

“Uh, uh?!”

Her puzzled expression caught my eye.

The remaining distance between me and the hero is about 10 meters. It’s already too late to stop.

He was a brave man who slowed down belatedly, but stopping requires more force than running.

An accident between a pedestrian and a pedestrian. If you report this, it will be 0:100 unconditionally.

During the thrilling reunion, I, who never dreamed of being killed, was parenting me. Suddenly, death was approaching.

“What, Mr. Porter?”

I knew when you would buy and hit.

Literally facing talent, I tightly closed her eyes, hoping that she would put them on her own.

– Bang!

An unbelievable sound rang out to be the sound of people colliding with each other.

‘Instant death?’

Swipe.

When I lifted my eyelids, thinking that I might have died before I even had time to feel the pain, there it was.

“Do it in moderation, a hero. What if the porter gets hurt?”

“…Reina.”

There was Raina who stopped the hero pushing in like a bulldozer.

You son of a b*tch! I believed!

After countless attempts, a dwarf finally did something. Is this why women get so attached to bad boys?

“Porter!”

Talia, who succeeded in recapturing the first place thanks to Reina’s stopping her hero, was embraced by me, her goal.

Warak.

“I missed you porter!”

Seeing Talia hugging my body, she knew one thing, if nothing else.

It must have been buffed. Look good I’ll be sick

Whether I felt the pain or not, she, who had been making a fuss about her alone, froze for a moment without even moving.

… ?

Let’s look down when we feel strange about the first pattern we encounter.

“The porter. Why does the porter smell like a goblin?”

She asks me something with dangerous eyes.

What the hell does a goblin smell like, are you doing this to me?

As she questioned her unknown behavior, she looked at Reina and opened her mouth.

“Demon? How did this happen?”

Talia starts questioning Reina with a calm voice.

“Before that, get away from the porter.”

Reina also countered without backing down.

As an unknown current flowed between them, I felt a familiar sense of déjà vu.

‘Where did I see this?’

Come to think of it, I had a situation similar to this before. That’s probably….

I remembered. It was like that when I was talking to Sonia in the Empire.

I couldn’t forget it because we fought bloodyly, talking about chewing gum or being a villager.

However, things are different now.

The two still had a period of time together. We used to argue on fictitious days, but we didn’t do it with such a serious face.

“Why? All grown up again. What is that?”

Talia responded with a frown at Reina’s words, but unfortunately, unlike before, it didn’t lead to a one-sided defeat.

“The act of coveting someone else’s property is very irritating.”

Could those words have acted as a trigger for Talia?

“…What did you just say?”

She threw away even the tone of her voice that threatened her opponent, and asked without hiding her chilly spirit.

– Jerking around.

Then she gets closer to Raina.

It was supposed to be funny to see her looking up at her with her short body, but the words that came out of her mouth were not funny at all.

“Someone else’s? I wasn’t interested until now, but now who wants to say that?”

“Everyone please stop…”

Polaris, who had arrived before I knew it, hurriedly intervened and intervened in the fight that had taken place before I even had time to catch my breath.

“Don’t stop me, saint. This is definitely something to point out.”

“What kind of wind blew that made you come out like this?”

Then, Reina looked at me and smiled. Seeing that, she felt uneasy for some reason.

Don’t. Don’t do it even if you don’t know what it is.

I tried to stop her by waving her hand and head from side to side.

“Between navel and navel touch.”

As expected, she hits her accident.

She opened her mouth with a laugh as if she were laughing at Talia.

“Did this answer your question?”

Reina’s comments made her intestines tremble as she threw an asymmetric power even though she was already dizzy.

“…What?”

It was a word that finally came out of Talia’s mouth, which was trembling in disbelief.

“Porter…?”

Oops, did the aggro hit me?

The warrior, who was looking for an opportunity, asked me for an explanation with a face as if he was asking if what he had heard was correct.

“No, it’s… let’s say it as it is. Her navel touches her navel, but it’s not what you think…”

“So it sounds like we finally reached it.”

I tried to make an excuse, but the warrior’s eyes became cloudy as if he was falling into a pit.

To the hero now, I must be recognized as an unscrupulous person who touched a party member.

‘Wrong. There’s no way to wrap this up no matter what.’

Even I, a magician of language, cannot handle the situation.

“How…”

– Puffed up.

Starting with Polaris collapsing at the limit of acceptable information, I was bombarded with countless questions.

“A belly button? You said it was a belly button now?”

The teeth of the mesgaki released from the stun were pointed at me.

“What the hell have you two been doing all this time?”

Even the hero joined the scene and bit me.

“Huh.”

Even Reina is teabagging with a triumphant smile on her face.

What is it? What the hell is going on

I wanted to ask about the dead boss mob over there like a chimney, but it seems a bit difficult now.

Let’s change the subject for now.

“Well, can we get out of here now and talk about it later?”

Under normal circumstances, my remarks would not have worked.

– Rumble.

The roaring sound of a collapse just before I finished speaking backed up my opinion.

“Ugh…”

Then Talia hid her exposed teeth and lowered her tail.

And my eyes did not miss the momentary winking change in her.

‘I can’t believe that earthquake….’

All the time.

I can guess, but I shook my head because it is still an area of uncertain speculation.

“…Prepare the teleportation magic. I’m leaving here.”

“Ugh, ok.”

She had been glaring at me as if she would kill her until just now, but she couldn’t even vomit at my words, and she groaned.

Judging by how polite he has become in such a short time, a rough picture was drawn.

Mesgaki, you go out and see.

Everyone gathered around Thalia with the hero carrying the fallen Polaris on his back.

Soon after, a bright light enveloped us and, along with the flashes, felt the unique sensation of transfer magic that we hadn’t felt in a long time.

When the air coming in through my nose changed, I opened my eyes and found myself back at the entrance of the ruins.

-Sup. Ha.

Fresh air flowed through his lungs.

Even though the air you breathe in such an open place is different, something is different.

However, the hero immediately started talking to him as if he was not a vessel to enjoy such a taste.

“Porter. Shall we finish what we were talking about earlier?”

“I also have a lot to say, porter.”

As the hero cut off the start, the scalpel key she had been crouching on a moment ago also sneaked up to her, adding to her venom.

“Before that.”

Knowing that, I have been thinking about how to overcome this difficulty.

“The ruins collapsed. Could it be Talia-san?”

I am a victim. You made me like this

“Huh? That, that’s what you mean…”

“That almost killed me. Do you know?”

“…”

I sent Mesgaki. Next.

“Porter. There’s nothing more important than that…”

“What did you do without stopping the warrior?”

“Ugh…”

Are you next, hero? Come here.

“Didn’t you say that to me when I left the Empire? They said they’d protect me no matter what. But now, where do you see this?”

“…”

“Are you really saying that? It’s pitiful.”

Raina, standing next to me and yelling bitterly at them.

“There’s nothing good about Reina-san either.”

What did you do well?

“… Huh?”

Reina is surprised as if she didn’t know she would hear such a sound.

What are you surprised about? Hurry up and come here too. Should it be right?

“Actually, the cause of this is that Reina-san started playing with her trap.”

“…”

There were no exceptions for me, possessed by a craggy doll. If there was one, it would be about Polaris, who is fainting right now.

It is time to clear up karma. These damn b*tches

My nagging that I had been longing for for a long time continued until Polaris came to his senses and stopped it.

***

Cuckoo cuckoo.

Midnight in the mountains where cuckoo cries resonate.

Two scruffy-looking men were standing guard at the thieves’ hideout there.

“…At that time, I grabbed the escort girl and said, ‘I’ll give you this year, so please save my life!’ That was the moment I first walked the path of a thief.”

A bald man recounted his ugly past as if it were a heroic story.

“Kiya~! After all, I can’t follow my older brother with mean things. How can a person do that?”

“Is that a compliment or an insult?”

“It’s said that he’s more like a thief than anyone else, isn’t that a compliment?”

“Bastard. If you can’t talk.”

Then, a man who appeared to be a subordinate pointed to a place where there was only a torch standing in the distance and asked.

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“By the way, bro. What’s over there? I heard that the other older brothers don’t even come close to it.”

“Why. Are you curious?”

“Ah. No. There must be a reason for not going.”

“Really? I tried to tell you if you’re curious. Don’t hate it”.

“Actually, I’m curious. hehehe.”

“This bastard is so funny. Follow me.”

When the bald man tried to leave his seat, his successor hesitated and stopped him.

“Aren’t we on guard right now? If we get caught…”

“Are you a thief or a knight? What about a sentry? A guy who stands upright is an idiot.”

“Come to think of it, that’s also true.”

After being persuaded by the bald head, let’s go up the hill in pursuit.

“Us? Do you raise any animals here?”

When we arrived, there was a cage big enough for three people.

“A beast is a beast. Don’t be surprised when you see it.”

“Certainly it’s not a monster, right? I heard that monsters appear on this mountain these days…”

Then, a woman’s voice came from somewhere.

“What? Bob? At this hour?”

Surprisingly, the voice came from within us.

“Oh no, was there a woman?”

“Keukkeuk. Greet him. He is your immediate senior.”

“What is that… Anyway, can I use it just once? I’m trying to solve it by myself these days, so…”

The man who said that had already puffed up his pants, and the bald man who saw it made an impression as if he had seen something he couldn’t see.

“I’m afraid you won’t come. Take a good look.”

When the torch was lit, a woman with ears and a tail was trapped there.

“Ugh! Get that out of the way!”

A woman hastily covers her face, frowning as she suddenly lights up.

Her arms and legs were covered with her rusty chains.

“It’s a little bit like being a beast, but I don’t think I can stand it anymore because it looks smooth.”

Juseom Juseom.

The man started taking off his pants right on the spot, as if he couldn’t control his boiling s*xual desire.

“Hey. Put that back in and take a closer look if you have eyes.”

“Is there anything more to see here? Big breasts and narrow skin are just out of my dreams… Crazy!”

When the man saw something, he freaked out and fell from the cage.

“Pink hair! Why do you have such a dirty b*tch?”

True to his words, the woman’s hair was slightly orange from the torchlight, but it was clearly pink.

Seeing the successor like that, the bald man giggled.

“Do you understand now why I told you not to come?”

“I don’t think I’ll get an STD, brother? I haven’t even used it a few times yet…”

The successor began to cry at the thought that he might be separated from his alter ego.

“You bastard, I didn’t even put it in, can you get it? Get up quickly.”

“Why the hell is that pink-haired mop here?”

The successor stood up while shaking off his pants and asked as if he didn’t understand.

“The captain said he would try to sell it. Some stupid bastard among the auctioneers will buy it.

“I wouldn’t buy it. Something like that.”

“If it doesn’t sell, I’ll have to feed it to the dogs.”

“Let’s go back bro. I should hurry up and wash up, I can’t because I’m anxious.”

“What about a guy who doesn’t usually wash well?”

As the men giggled and went down the hill, the woman left alone bit her lip and crouched down in a corner.

“Assholes… Not sluts…”

The only thing that could hear her murmur was the cuckoo.