There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet

208 – I shouldn’t be like that

Tuscania is also famous as a tourist destination. So much so that people who couldn’t visit during the peak season came late.

Because all the accommodations were packed, we had to wander around even after arriving.

“What should I do with this? The remaining rooms are big, but there are only two…”

I managed to find an accommodation with room left, but even that wasn’t feasible.

For us, who had a small body but was still the same, and a hero with a strange story of hiding his gender, two rooms were not an option.

“It’s probably the same no matter where you go. As summer ended and tolls became cheaper, the number of people visiting this place increased significantly.”

Even though the times are different, it seems that the guessing game still exists.

We had no choice but to stay here after the hostess said that the remaining rooms would be available soon. After paying, we were handed the room key.

Thalia, Rayna, the saint, and Sonia decided to share one room, and I, Aria, who was a man, and a warrior I knew as a man, decided to share one room.

“You want me to share the same room with that guy? Then, I’d rather be outside…!”

“Hang in there for a day. We’ll look for other accommodations tomorrow.”

In the process, Aria expressed strong resistance and hoped for her to live on the streets, but this ended with the warrior appeasing her. No, what’s wrong with me?

I went into the room feeling sad to see Aria, who seemed to be sensitive to me these days, as if she was suffering from bipolar disorder due to hormonal reversal.

What is it? Is it for 3 people?

A large bed was placed in the center of the room. The bed is large enough for three people to sleep comfortably.

It sounds a little strange when you say it’s a rice cake.

Aria, who came in after her, saw this and quietly grabbed a pillow and said.

“…I’ll sleep on the floor.”

“Are you sure it’ll be okay?”

The hero stopped Aria from becoming one with her floor, saying that there was no need for that.

However, she is a princess by name, so it is a bit difficult to let her sleep on the floor.

If the emperor finds out, she will be summoned immediately. How dare you subject a noble descendant of the imperial family to such an experience?

But he steadfastly pushed on as if my situation was none of his business.

“It’s okay. Don’t say things you don’t mean. You don’t think I know that you want to sleep alone with that guy… Ugh?!”

“You too, what on earth are you talking about?”

A warrior who blocks her mouth like lightning, and Aria who tries to free the warrior’s hands.

“Ugh!”

However, the fact that there is a gap in talent also applies here, and it seems that even Arya, the emperor’s spoon, cannot overcome the strength of the hero holding the goddess’ spoon in her mouth.

You two get along really well.

In the end, we came to a dramatic agreement that the warrior would sleep in the middle, and to relieve the fatigue of walking non-stop since the wee hours of the morning, we took a quick wash in the bathroom attached to our room and decided to go to bed early.

“This reminds me of the old days and it’s nice.”

I don’t know why I was lying down looking at this side.

I even let down my hair, which I always tied up, and there was no other woman in heaven. Although she is originally a girl too.

‘Are you not planning on hiding it anymore?’

Before, she walked around with a stern expression on her face and had an androgynous appearance that did not go beyond the signs of puberty, but these days, the way she walks around shows that she’s just a pretty girl imitating a guy.

Last time, I was walking through the capital and I even heard these words.

-Don’t you think you’ve become a little prettier these days?

-You too? I was passing by the other day and caught a glimpse of it and my heart started pounding… hahahaha, I don’t know why I’m doing this.”

-Should I go to the temple and repent? .

‘I was shocked to see that not only were the girl fans growing, but the male fan base was also growing thick.’

It’s a shame because you have the image you’ve built up until now, but soon there will be men among you who will bring you bouquets of flowers.

The hero who is supposed to protect the world, sets fire to the hearts of men and causes chaos.

It was a time when I thought that if things continued like this, something big would happen sooner or later.

“Mr. Ian.”

I was pulled out of my thoughts when I suddenly heard a voice.

“What on earth are you thinking, why you don’t have an answer?”

When I raised my head, I saw the warrior looking at me with dissatisfied eyes.

“Uh… That’s…”

As I looked at those plump, cherry-like lips, my tongue automatically wanted to meet me. Did Thalia feed me something without my knowledge again?

Mesgaki, who was frequently feeding various foods claiming that they were good for the body, was pointed out as the main suspect.

“What is that?”

She is the girl who has been persistently pursuing me today.

“…I usually don’t sleep well in unfamiliar places.”

As I glanced downwards, avoiding those seductive lips, two smoothly stretched out legs caught my eye.

There was no trace of her hair, and she was showing off her beautiful legs, as if denying the chromosomes she was showing off.

Fire.

Has my defensive range expanded without me realizing it? That alone caused another me to react. Were you always this spineless?

It wasn’t my intention, but after knowing these two people, I feel like I also have a sense of responsibility. Seeing as how he feels remorse for setting up someone of the opposite s*x other than Sonny and Chloe.

“…Stop sleeping. You have to wander around again starting tomorrow.”

I laid down with my back turned away from her, covering her with the blanket.

“….”

The warrior just stared at his back in silence.

***

“Hmm…”

Ian quickly went into dreamland, perhaps due to accumulated fatigue and suffering from Sonia.

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Then, a figure rose up from the darkness.

– Swish.

The warrior, who had half-raised his body, immediately placed his hand on Aria’s face to check whether she had fallen asleep properly.

Feeling reassured by the sight of Aria not moving, she shifted her stern gaze to Ian.

The warrior looks down at Ian, who is sleeping so soundly that he doesn’t even know who is carrying him.

“I just wanted to talk about it before I go to bed…”

As she was in a position where she couldn’t openly attack her like the other party members, it was rare for her to have this opportunity, so she must have been very upset about the treatment she had just experienced.

“So I tried to be honest even when I was sleeping, but now even that has been taken away…!”

Out of shame, she put her hand on Ian’s chest and twirled something protruding, causing his body to flinch.

“Really, if you look away even for a moment, you immediately make eye contact with another woman…”

The warrior, who knew very well from past experience that once he falls asleep, he rarely wakes up, pushed back his flowing hair and pursed his lips in a familiar gesture.

“Huh….”

Then, Ian’s mouth naturally opened and his tongue came out to meet her. She accepted it and started devouring his body as if she was going to eat him.

“Paha….”

The hero only opened his mouth after a long time.

The gaze filled with desire turned to Ian’s waist.

Once she set out on her journey, she tried to be content with just kisses, but her actions just now were testing her patience.

Eventually, she lifted the blanket and crawled in, and soon obscene sounds filled her room.

And there was someone who was very embarrassed by that situation.

‘I never thought even Durandal would change like that….’

Aria couldn’t sleep. That’s because, right after Ian turned his back, she couldn’t sleep even if she wanted to due to the warrior’s weak emanation of death.

Then she ended up listening to the dark secrets of her friend, with whom she had grown up since childhood.

-Chwitwit tsk.

The dark sound coming from behind her made her want to cover her ears.

‘I need to come to my senses….’

She decided to ignore her friend who had already reached the point of no return.

She said she would never become like that.

***

-Kyuuut!

Ian woke up, rubbing her eyes as the merciless softness poured over her face.

“Wow, why am I so tired…? It doesn’t look like I slept…”

In the meantime, a stone came into her hand.

Even in the midst of a half-asleep state, I moved my thumb to stroke the area that I presumed to be her head, and it automatically found the optimal position.

But the weight of the thing seemed unusual.

Did you gain weight?

-Kyuu!

She seemed heavier than usual, so I told her what I felt, and she got very angry.

No, but it’s really heavier than usual.

The size was the same, but I could clearly feel it as I always walked around with him.

At that time, she was thinking of asking Raina how to raise spirits.

“What is this…!”

I immediately lifted my pants as I felt a strange sensation in my lower abdomen.

A strong and strong morning. I couldn’t help but be shocked to see my son, who should have been more energetic than anyone else, look so helpless.

‘Why is it that the child was clearly fine until he went to bed…? .’

I’m just about to step on the threshold of turning 26, but I’m already suffering from erectile dysfunction.

-Kyuuu… !

I was in a state of shock. A childish scream was heard.

-Kyuu… !

Was he shocked to see his half-brother?

The guy turned his body and closed his eyes tightly.

Sorry sorry. I’ve been showing signs of not being able to see you since morning.

I carefully stroked Kkuendoli so that he could feel at ease.

It seemed like the RGB value of this guy, which was always light green, had a red tinge to it. It must be an illusion.

After petting him for a while, he was about to regain his composure.

‘Anyway, why is my mouth so stuffy…? .’

It appears that the dryness that I thought was completely cured has relapsed.

As I poured water and looked at the seat next to me, I saw that the warrior was nowhere to be found and Aria was sleeping soundly with her back turned.

Is it because they grew up so well that they cannot easily adapt to the changed environment?

At that time, I thought I was a weaker person than I thought.

– Jump up.

A warrior with a somewhat refreshed expression entered the room. Did you train in the morning?

“You are still working hard to come all the way here.”

“Of course. I am a warrior.”

Before I went to bed, I was a bit cruel to you and was afraid of what would happen later. After all, being a hero is not something everyone can do.

“Are you happy?”

“Yes. It’s been a while.”

The warrior touched his lips and opened his mouth.

“In the meantime, I kept getting interrupted…”

“Yes?”

“It’s nothing.”

I left behind the hero who made such a meaningful statement and shook Aria awake. I don’t know anything else, but I have to eat breakfast.

When I went down to the first floor, the place was literally crowded with people.

-Here’s another grilled fish!

-When will the shrimp pasta come out?

The people who stayed here were eating their meals, making noise.

I saw the saint waving her hand from a distance, so I went closer.

“…Did you sleep well?”

Unlike the warrior, Thalia seemed full of dissatisfaction from the morning. Because her puffy cheeks, like a puffer fish, clearly revealed her true feelings.

“What happened all night?”

“Listen, Ian! Yesterday, these guys…!”

She detailed what happened to her last night.

Unlike the three of us, the four of us were trying to sleep in the same bed, so small Thalia was stuck in the middle. She was buried in the mead of the saint and Reina, so I thought she was going to die from suffocation.

Isn’t that a reward? If it were such a glorious death, I think I could understand it.

“But there’s no need to push it away. I was having a good dream for the first time in a while.”

“You’re talking in your sleep and trying to get me to breastfeed, but you’re not pushing me and you’re giving me?!”

“Maybe I should have held on a little longer. There was only a little more to go.”

“Hey, you crazy b*tch!”

While the saint was interceding with the women, the food they ordered was served.

A slightly fishy smell along with a delicious smell pierced the tip of her nose. After all, the coast should be like this.

She cut off the thick flesh of the fish, one from each person, and put it into her mouth.

Lightness felt with a salty taste. The umami that followed was truly exquisite. It’s a pity that there is no rice.

‘Now that I think about it, there was a beastman village in the east, right? If I remember correctly, I believe they grow rice there.’

At that time, I thought about taking Chloe to the east again.

“Brother.”

The saint gently wrapped the back of my hand.

“Before eating the food given by the goddess, you must first pray.”

I sweat and sweat for this… It’s not that I live with the money I earned by spitting in front of the emperor….

“Come on.”

It was unfair, but there was nothing I could do. I don’t know about anything else, but she’s a strict saint in this regard.

I was able to continue eating only after praising the goddess who eats her life raw.

“But what are you going to do now?”

Sonia asked as she placed egg yolk on my plate.

“If you go out like this, you won’t be noticed.”

“Hmm. Wouldn’t it have already been revealed that we came?”

I also said, handing over the egg whites.

Let alone Aria, who has changed so much that even her own people can’t recognize her, and Sonia, who has taken off her armor, there is no way she wouldn’t recognize the warrior party.

“Then I saw a group of seagulls flying away separately.”

Reina, who had fled to her cabin because she was seasick, told her what she had seen.

At first glance, it must be Jeonseo-gu.

In that case, they would have noticed that we were on a ship heading to Tuscany.

“Still, they won’t be able to scare us outright. If they really decide to attack the empire, the only chance of victory will be a surprise attack. They won’t do anything foolish.”

Aria, frowning as if the food didn’t suit her taste, put the fish she was eating aside and said.

“Then what should we do? Are we just going to suck her fingers like this?”

When she reflexively flinched at the word suck, Sonia, who was sitting next to her, made eye contact with her.

Cluck, cluck.

Sonia stretches her feet under the table and touches her inner thighs.

She seems to be dissatisfied that the ransom she was supposed to pay yesterday was not charged.

No, but there’s nothing we can do about yesterday.

I said, grabbing her feet and placing them on her thighs.

“…Well, if I wait, won’t it come by itself?”

“What?”

That was when Thalia opened her mouth, asking what that meant.

-Roaring.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the entrance, and men in armor stormed into the store.

Knights with the same patterns as the flags hanging here and there that I saw on the way.

Immediately, in a loud voice, I shouted for the store to leave.

“We received a report that a warrior party is here!”