There is a total of one stone in the LPL mid lane, and I exclusively own twelve stones.

In the post-match interview after the EDE team defeated the EDG team, fans did not think that what Uzi said in the interview was because of my problem with C.

However, the puppy publicly apologized to the entire internet not long after the interview. His behavior earned him countless fans.

At present, the popularity of the puppy has far surpassed that of Sima Laothi, and is called the world's No. 1 ADC by fans.

juvenile.

There is arrogance and vanity.

Looking at the puppy, Lu Yiming grinned:

"Puppy, fans all over the Internet are bragging now that you are the world's number one ADC."

"No, Brother Lu, it's all nonsense from fans. I'm really not one of them!"

Uzi quickly waved his hand and said that this was all fake and did not count, but the smile on his face revealed his inner feelings.

"If you don't smile, I will believe what you say."

Lu Yiming said: "Puppy, I heard that you are the world's number one ADC. What is your champion skin? I want to buy one."

"???"

"Puppy, I will be the world champion when I turn 18, what about you?"

"???"

"Damn it, Brother Lu, it hurts my heart!"

Uzi's smiling face collapsed instantly. Brother Lu, why don't you be so worried? He has Der's championship skin.

"Play hard, train hard, and all the fame is empty. Champions are the king."

The tender, golden mutton skewers were sizzling with oil. Lu Yiming picked up one skewer and handed it to Uzi, and then picked up another skewer and handed it to Gao Dewei.

Today, the EDE team defeated the EDG team. Lu Yiming allowed these two people who were losing weight to have a good meal at night.

The fitness instructor said that if you insist on losing weight for a month, you can eat an indulgent meal. Uzi took the mutton skewers as if he had never eaten meat before, taking a big piece of meat in one bite, and his mouth was full of oil.

The food of Gao Dewei beside him was also bad. The two of them seemed like starving ghosts reincarnated, slurping sugar-free drinks and eating deliciously.

"satisfy!"

"It's so refreshing, so refreshing, I suddenly feel like I'm alive!"

"Wow, this kind of life makes living feel worthwhile."

Uzi and Gao Dewei felt that they were alive and that life should be about eating meat and drinking wine.

The two of them ate freely that night. They were so full that after the meal, they felt uncomfortable walking.

The next day, Uzi and Gao Dewei's faces were full of pain, and their stomachs were particularly uncomfortable.

"Damn it, I can't eat like this in the future. It's very enjoyable when I eat it, but now it's too uncomfortable to hold it."

"My stomach feels really uncomfortable. From now on I would rather be hungry than be held up. It's too painful to hold up."

Gao Dewei and UZI held their stomachs. For the first time, they knew that holding on was much more painful than being hungry.

"You guys act like you haven't eaten before. I thought you had such a terrible appetite, but who knew you were so full."

"You guys are reincarnated as hungry ghosts!"

Lu Yiming looked at the two people in pain and didn't know what to say.

He saw two people eating wildly yesterday. He thought that these two fat men had such big appetites, but it turned out that he had no control.

"Brother Lu, what should we do? There is a game tonight."

Gao Dewei doesn't want to eat anything now, not even a little bit of water.

"Why are you asking me? Ask the doctor!"

Lu Yiming really wanted to kick him, but he was able to eat himself to such an extent during a dinner party in the evening. These two fat guys were also amazing.

"Exercise more to eliminate food, take some medicine, and there will be no big problem!"

"The older generation said you should eat seven times full. Don't eat so much next time. It's not good for your health."

The doctor advised Uzi and Gao Dewei, and the two kept nodding, saying that they would definitely not eat so much next time.

Perhaps due to the impact of overeating, Uzi and Gao Dewei did not perform well in the afternoon game. Both of them made several low-level mistakes.

Gao Dewei's flash hit the wall, Uzi's EZ used the E skill to jump in the face, and died instantly.

The EDE team, which currently has a perfect record of victory, was defeated by the WE team. This made the old fans of 60E extremely excited. 60E even shouted the slogan of suppressing EDE and rushing into the finals.

"Gao Dewei and Uzi played so hard. Gao Dewei was able to make a low-level mistake like flashing into the wall!"

"I guess it's due to overeating. I'm really in a bad state tonight."

"The operation is really crotch-stretching, but if I say the most crotch-stretching operation today, it has to be Ai Loli!"

In the EDG lounge, the EDG players watching the game were chatting and complaining. The matches played by several teams today were very abstract. Lu Yiming was watching and complaining. It was great when he saw MTG team's top laner Ai Loli ( MTG, Fireloli) used top laner Annie to use teleportation skills to teleport his little bear in front of the opposite highland defense tower, Lu Yiming couldn't hold back at all.

Zhao Chuanxiong, Zhao Chuanxiong, you finally performed this operation.

Seeing how abstract today's game was, an idea flashed in Lu Yiming's mind. He hooked his hands with Ming Kai and whispered in his ear: "Ming Kai, let's have a variety show?"

"what?"

Mingkai was confused. The conspicuous old thief Sima saw Lu Yiming and Mingkai whispering. He slowly stood up from his seat, tiptoed and quietly touched Mingkai and Lu Yiming.

"Sima Niu, I suggest you cover your eyes and come over openly."

Seeing the old thief Sima like this, Lu Yiming reached out and picked up a bottle of Coke and threw it at the old thief Sima: "You look like this, I always feel that your IQ is the same as a Coke man!"

"What's the meaning?"

Old thief Sima doesn't know why, what the hell is a Coke man?

etc!

Damn it, Lu Yiming, you are a bitch, labor and management are going to fight with you!

The old thief Sima's eyes were spitting fire. Lu Yiming hooked up with the old thief Sima: "Sima Niu, I plan to hold a League of Legends variety show. Do you want to participate as a guest?"

"League of Legends variety show? Yes, I can definitely do it!"

The old thief Sima agreed, and Lu Yiming asked the other two team members. Seeing that everyone was very interested in the League of Legends variety show, Lu Yiming decided to create the program "Canteen" together.

EDG official e-sports club:

Extra number, extra number, extra number.

Watching an LPL professional team game recently, I couldn't help but have some strange thoughts in my mind. So under the leadership of Godfather, EDG created the first League of Legends variety show - "Canteen".

The video of "Canteen" has been uploaded to Station B. You can watch it by playing in the forum or clicking on the link below.

Welcome LPL fans to watch the first League of Legends variety show in the canteen, which is even more delicious with rice!

A week later, EDG's official electronic club's Weibo released the first recorded issue of "Canteen". Many EDG fans were a little confused when they saw EDG's official Weibo.

"League of Legends variety show? What the hell is this? Are you following the variety show produced by Happy Camp?"

"League of Legends can also have a variety show? Why? I have to criticize it!"

"Founded and produced under the leadership of the Godfather? Hey, based on my understanding of the Godfather, I probably can't say anything good about this variety show."

"Canteen, canteen, does it taste better with rice? Could it be that after looking at the canteen, eating will taste better?"

EDG fans couldn't understand EDG's variety show "Canteen" at all. Many fans were curious and clicked on the link to watch "Canteen".

"Hello, everyone, welcome to the first episode of Canteen. I am GodFather, the mid laner of EDG."

"I am EDG's jungler Krel."

Clicking on the canteen, the first thing that appeared in front of everyone was EDG's Nakano. The two people were sitting on the single sofas on both sides. There was an oversized sofa between the two people. There was a small coffee table in front of the sofa, and a large one behind it. Screen.

On the coffee table, there is an EDG team logo and the logo of the cafeteria. At first glance, this picture seems a bit funny.

"In the past few days, my appetite has not been very good. Nothing I eat tastes very good. I always feel that eating is not enough to make a meal."

Lu Yiming, who was sitting on the left, spoke first. He held a folding fan in his hand and tapped it lightly on his palm, as if talking about cross talk.

"Then why don't you get some food? Why, there hasn't been any good food recently?"

Ming Kai, who was sitting on the right, praised him, and Lu Yiming shook his head slightly: "Oh, what you said makes sense. Recently, I have really discovered a lot of delicious dishes.

Based on the principle that you are my good brother, I will share it with you today. "

"The most embarrassing thing in League of Legends is flashing into a wall. The only thing more embarrassing than flashing into a wall is that everyone discovered you!"

Lu Yiming took out his mobile phone and pretended to make a call: "Hey, Gao Dewei, have you eaten yet? We are eating outside now. The food is delicious. You haven't eaten yet?"

Then come and have dinner together!

Oh, you and Uzi are together, okay, you can call Uzi over and have dinner together! "

Lu Yiming hung up the phone and said to Ming Kai: "No rush, no rush, we'll wait for Gao Dewei and Uzi to come, and I'll share it with you."

As soon as Lu Yiming finished speaking, Gao Dewei and Uzi walked into the camera from outside the screen. They sat on the sofa, looked at the coffee table and asked: "Where is the food? Didn't you say you were eating? Where did the food go?"

"No hurry, no rush, I'll serve it to you now!"

The camera switched to the big screen at the back, and Lu Yiming's voice came: "A week ago, the EDE team was ended by the WE team. Gao Dewei, do you think this dish is to your taste?"

The scene of Gao Dewei flashing and hitting the wall is being played on the big screen. This is Gao Dewei's first perspective. Because Gao Dewei's flash hitting the wall, the team battle in the mid-term was lost.

However, this is not the most outrageous thing. The most outrageous thing is that after Gao Dewei flashed into the wall, EDE's jungler Mala Xiangguo pinned several question marks on Gao Dewei and clicked twice on Gao Dewei's flash.

Seeing this scene in "Canteen", the audience burst into laughter.

"Holy shit, hahahaha, what the hell is this, whipping corpses in public?"

"That's so cool. Call Gao Dewei over and show Gao Dewei how he flashes into the wall!"

"6666, I thought the canteen was what it was. It's such a show. Only the godfather dares to do this!"

"Canteen, canteen, it tastes better with rice. Let's not talk about it. I'm going to show off a big bowl today no matter what!"

"I love this show. By the way, if EDG does this, will they be reported?"

The audience posted comments one after another to express their opinions, and on the big screen, after playing Gao Dewei's flashing into the wall, other people's flashing into the wall began to play.

These include WE's former mid laner Ruofeng, OGN's Broiler, IG's former top laner PDD, etc.

Many players have made this mistake when flashing into a wall. Now many players smile very happily when they see the scene of professional players flashing into a wall in "Canteen".

It turns out that they still have something in common with professional players.

"Gao Dewei, can you tell me what you were thinking at that time?"

Lu Yiming handed the microphone to Gao Dewei. Gao Dewei rolled his eyes, coughed twice with the microphone, and gave it back to Lu Yiming.

What could he say, flash into the wall and make a mistake and still allow himself to make a speech?

"You may not understand the language of our Gaode family, let me translate what Gao Dewei said.

What Gao Dewei meant was that Gao Desu was opposite, and everyone was from the Gao De family. He wanted to send a flash to express the friendly relationship between the two parties. "

"I didn't say that, I just made a mistake, a simple mistake!"

When Gao Dewei saw Lu Yiming talking nonsense, he immediately grabbed the microphone. The audience in the dining hall burst into laughter. Lu Yiming was just rubbing salt into his scars, he was so cheap!

Flashing into the wall was the appetizer in the first canteen. After flashing into the wall, a collection of Uzi's mistakes appeared on the big screen.

For example, in the game a few days ago, I suddenly controlled EZ to use the E skill to jump in the face for a few seconds in a team battle, and was instantly killed by the opponent.

For another example, when the Royal Family played SKT T1 in the S3 season last year, they fought well in the same team battle, but when they saw the residual health, they couldn't help but want to go, but they were killed by the pig's output.

"Uzi, it's said that you can't walk when you see an enemy with reduced health. Is it true or false?"

Lu Yiming handed the microphone to Uzi, who took a deep breath and shook his head: "Rumors, these are rumors, they are definitely not true."

"Then why can't you hit the one closest to you if you want to flash the one who's still alive?"

Lu Yiming pointed to the big screen. At this moment, several game clips appeared on the big screen, all of which were caused by Uzi being killed because of chasing the opponent's hero with low health.

"Emm"

Uzi suddenly didn't know what to say. It must be the instinct of a LOL player to chase down heroes with low health.

"Uzi, a fan submitted an article saying that you always fight in 10 seconds, move in 9 seconds, and die suddenly in 1 second. He also said that in team fights, you always want to focus all your damage on the opponent's damage. This will This will cause you to focus on the opposite C position, which will put you in a very dangerous position.

This fan suggested that you give priority to the hero closest to you when playing in a group. Do you agree with what he said? "

Lu Yiming asked, Uzi opened his mouth, but before he could speak, a highlight of Uzi being defeated in a group fight appeared on the big screen.

"Damn it, Bamboo Shoot, I'm taking the Bamboo Shoot!"

"Thankfully, it is a variety show produced internally by EDG. If anyone else does this, they will definitely be reported."

"Playing the highlights of puppies being fucked in seconds in front of puppies, this program is so effective!"

"Hahaha, shit, this is a public execution. I feel like if the puppy is beaten like this in the future, he will probably remember this scene!"

LOL players watched Uzi being instantly killed on the big screen and laughed happily. The Godfather of EDG is so ruthless, even being so ruthless to his own people.

"Is this fan you are talking about yourself?"

Facing Lu Yiming's question, Uzi asked back. Lu Yiming had talked about his problem of positioning in the team and chasing residual blood several times.

But every time when fighting in a group or chasing down the remaining health, he couldn't control himself. He wanted to kill the hero with the remaining health, or rely on operations to kill the opponent's double C.

Uzi knows that this style of play is wrong. As an ADC, the first thing to consider is to survive and continue to output.

The risk factor for him to cut the opponent's double C is too high, and he is too aggressive. If he is not careful, he will be instantly killed by the opponent's face.

"This fan is not me, but yours is me!"

As soon as Lu Yiming spoke, a video clip of Lu Yiming's tulle Uzi appeared on the big screen.

Looking at the video clips on the big screen, Uzi immediately covered his face. Good guy, he was really killed this time.

"Easy to kill, easy to kill!"

"Tulle Uzi, hahaha, Lu Shen is really tulle this time!"

"Naughty Lu Shen, stick to your face and open it up!"

The audience laughed to death. The way Uzi covered his face now, combined with the video clips on the big screen, was so entertaining to watch.

After charging Uzi, Lu Yiming started to charge the other EDG players. At the end of the dining hall, Lu Yiming selected the top five Dade operations in the LPL recently!

Among them, MTG top laner Annie’s bear-passing operation, which is really great for loving Loli, is at the top of the list.

"Wai Ri, LPL's top five Dade operations, Dade said they are very capable!"

"Pfft, Dade operation, hahahaha, Dade: I have no grudge against you, why are you humiliating me!"

"Dade Award and Dade operation, I now suggest OGN's Dade to retire immediately to avoid being humiliated!"

A Dade operation directly made the LPL audience laugh uncontrollably. It ended in the dining hall. The LOL audience expressed that they were looking forward to the next episode of the dining hall. EDG will invite those guests to play highlights of their mistakes in person.

"Canteen" brought the mistakes of LPL professional players to the surface. After EDG released the first issue of "Canteen", LOL players showed great interest and like.

They have never seen a program where they dare to say anything and ask questions directly in front of the person involved. "Canteen", a LOL variety show, immediately became a hot search on Weibo.

"Gao Dewei, I feel like the two of us were publicly executed!"

Seeing the popularity of "Canteen" skyrocketing, Uzi couldn't help but whisper in Gao Dewei's ear. Gao Dewei showed sympathy on his face: "Puppy, after the Canteen airs, when we play games in the future, we will definitely have A lot of people will be watching you in team fights.

If you fight in a team fight for 10 seconds, move in 9 seconds, and die suddenly in 1 second, you will probably be criticized by the players. "

"Gao Dewei, why do I feel that Brother Lu's canteen is aimed at me!"

Uzi felt that the canteen set up by Lu Yiming was aimed at him. He didn't listen to Lu Yiming and always wanted to cut into the back row during group fights, so Lu Yiming set up a canteen to execute people in public.

"You? You have a big face?"

Gao Dewei shrugged: "I think Brother Lu's move is aimed at the entire LPL professional players. Good guy, once the cafeteria comes out, everyone in the LPL professional players will be in danger from now on. Do you think everyone will not dare to operate because of mistakes in the future?" .”

Mala Xiangguo, who was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two, said: "How is this possible? The audience will just treat a mistake as a joke and just laugh it off.

But if you get sick and make consecutive mistakes that you shouldn't make, you'll probably be criticized. "

"Peace of mind, peace of mind, just do what you need to do and don't get sick."

As a representative of reckless people, Mala Xiangguo will not change its style of play just because of the existence of a canteen.

LPL viewers are not fools. They can tell whether you really tried to operate but failed to make a mistake, or whether you made continuous mistakes due to a simple illness.

This operation should be done, and should it be done rashly and fearlessly?

Why are you playing professional players if you are afraid of this? Aren’t mistakes just mean being criticized? What a big deal!