The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

The next morning, everyone got up together and sent the review papers to Grandpa Yuchi's office.

Grandpa Yuchi criticized them again, but seeing that none of them had a good rest, he still relented and didn't care anymore.

Except for Lu Yue who went home, everyone else set foot on the way back to the dormitory.

On the way, Xia Wan remembered the experience of being disturbed by mosquitoes and couldn't sleep last night, but suddenly realized that she didn't have any itching all over her body.

Seeing Xia Wan rolling up her sleeves, Yu Chiyan asked strangely, "What are you doing?"

"Look if the mosquitoes bite me."

"Mosquito?" Yu Chiyan felt strange when he heard this: "It's only April, where did the mosquito come from?"

Jiang Yushi opened the box of milk and followed them, and said, "Mosquitoes? There are indeed."

Xia Wan looked at him unexpectedly: "Did you also hear the noise of mosquitoes last night?"

"No, I don't feel it." Jiang Yushi answered her seriously: "But when I woke up this morning, I saw that there were three mosquito bites on Xie Yan's left wrist, connected in a string like candied haws."

Yu Chiyan immediately understood, and felt amused, and explained to Xia Wan: "Xie Yan's physique not only attracts cats and dogs, but even mosquitoes like him the most. So in the summer, as long as Xie Yan stays with Xie Yan, it will definitely be Don't worry about the mosquitoes, they're all rushing to him."

Xia Wan stopped and looked back at Xie Yan who was walking side by side with Song Zhili behind her.

Xia Wan realized something was wrong.

If Xie Yan was more attracted to mosquitoes, then she would not have felt the presence of mosquitoes yesterday.

There is only one possibility, the bed curtain on Xie Yan's side is pulled more tightly, and the mosquitoes will come to her next to her.

But since everyone came to her, why did she have nothing, but Xie Yan had a mosquito bite on her body?

And it happened after she told Xie Yan about mosquitoes last night.

So Xia Wan stopped, waiting for Xie Yan and Song Zhili to come over, she directly held Xie Yan's wrist.

Xie Yan stopped, stopped and looked at Xia Wan, his eyes flashed with surprise, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Song Zhili's eyes also fell on her hand holding Xie Yan's wrist.

Xia Wan directly rolled up Xie Yan's sleeves a little bit, and she saw three obvious bags, connected in a string as Jiang Yushi said.

So Xia Wan let go of her hand and asked him, "Xie Yan, did you pull the curtain of the bed last night?"

Xie Yan put his hands behind him and said, "En."

Xia Wan couldn't understand it and continued to ask, "Why?"

Knowing that there are mosquitoes, and knowing that you are attracted to mosquitoes, do you still do such a thing?

Last night, Xie Yan had been deliberately avoiding thinking about the reason behind what he did, but he never thought that Xia Wan would find out and question him directly. He couldn't think of any other reason for a while, so he blurted out: "I don't think there can be mosquitoes in this weather, I want to see it. Did you lie to me?"

After Xie Yan finished speaking, his expression tried to control that there was no change, but his mood was very complicated.

What the **** is he talking about?

I knew last night that this reason was bad, but in the end I still used it.

Will she think too much and think he is...

Xia Wan rolled her eyes directly at Xie Yan and said speechlessly, "What's wrong with you, why would I lie to you about this kind of thing?"

Xie Yan: "...Who knows, I'm so sleepy, I won't talk about it anymore."

After Xie Yan finished speaking, he directly crossed Xia Wan and accelerated his pace towards the dormitory building.

The boy who has always done everything based on his liking has rarely developed an emotion called trouble.

Obviously, he doesn't like mosquitoes, and he doesn't like being sucked by mosquitoes.

Then why did he do it.

Seeing Xie Yan's back clearly leaving with irritability, Xia Wan was slightly startled. She looked at Song Zhili uncertainly and asked, "Did I go too far?"

"No." Song Zhili denied it without hesitation, resting his hand lightly on Xia Wan's shoulder, and comforting: "Don't think too much, he just didn't sleep well last night, and he was just a little bit out of bed."

*

the next morning.

Xia Wan still didn't sleep well.

Because it was only half past six, Yu Chiyan was blowing bubbles in her room.

Xia Wan rubbed her eyes.

Xia Wan glanced at Yu Chiyan.

Xia Wan glanced at the bubble water in his hand.

Xia Wan glanced at the bubbles flying in her room.

In the end, Xia Wan grabbed her quilt, covered her head, and asked painfully, "Yu Chiyan, what are you trying to do?"

Yu Chi Yan blew the whistle on his neck and said, "Fifteen minutes to wash up! Assemble downstairs! Let's go to the playground!"

Xia Wan: "…"

No, no, who can tell her why she doesn't sleep in on weekends to go to the playground?

So Xia Wan wrapped her quilt and turned over, completely turning herself into a ball on the bed, her voice full of rejection: "I want to sleep."

Yu Chiyan sounded a little aggrieved and said, "Jiang Yushi and Xie Yansong Zhili are waiting for you downstairs. This is a group activity, are you really not with us?"

It was normal for Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan to be together, but Xia Wan didn't expect Xie Yan and Song Zhili to agree to go to such a place. With doubts, Xia Wan finally got up.

Downstairs, Xia Wan looked at them and asked seriously, "How on earth did Yu Chiyan trick you into getting here?"

Yu Chiyan was dissatisfied and said, "What is cheating? Is this an invitation?"

Song Zhili showed some embarrassment on his face, but still said: "He said you all agreed, and if I don't come, I will isolate you all alone."

Xia Wan: "?"

Xie Yanpi smiled but said, "He told me the same."

Xia Wan: "…"

Understood, Yu Chiyan used the same trick to deceive everyone.

But Yu Chiyan waved his hand carelessly and said, "Don't worry about these details, let's go! Let's spend a wonderful weekend together!"

They are going to a panda-themed amusement park. Although there is no real panda in it, all the items, including play facilities, dessert ice cream, are made of pandas.

Before entering the door, Yuchi Yan said righteously: "I have already prepared the strategy. When we enter the door, we will meet a bunch of people selling all kinds of panda headbands. They can buy them from the wholesale market for a few cents. Selling us a full twenty dollars apiece. We have to resist the temptation to not let them earn our money!"

Everyone: "…"

So what kind of temptation is this?

five minutes later.

Holding five panda headbands in his hands, Yuchiyan turned around and smiled brightly at them, saying, "Come on, one for each!"

Everyone: "…"

This was the temptation for Yuchiyan alone, but he still couldn't resist it.

Even though "I'm really not interested in this thing" was written on everyone's face, Yuchi Yanqiang pushed one person to take one.

Yuchiyan was the first to put on the headband. The black and white panda with his silver hair looked pretty in the sun.

Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili also put them on at his urging.

Xia Wan thought that she should give Yuchiyan a face, and because it was troublesome to hold in her hand, she also put on the headband.

Xie Yan casually turned the headband with two fingers, thinking that he would find a trash can and throw it away quietly.

But he quickly changed his mind again, always feeling that Yu Chi Yan would be angry if he did this.

Xia Wan will also be angry.

Forget it, let's find a kid and give this to others.

He clearly thought so, but when he saw Xia Wan put on the panda headband and turned to speak in their direction, Xie Yan looked down at the headband in his hand. The two stupid panda heads were actually... quite cute. of.

So in the end, Xie Yan put on the headband with a reluctant expression on his face, which he obviously thought was naive to death.

*

What are you doing at the amusement park?

Of course I'm going to sit-

"roller coaster!"

"Pirate Ship!"

"Haunted House!"

"It will be all right."

"...bumper cars."

Everyone has different opinions, but one of them is particularly abrupt.

Everyone looked at Jiang Yushi who proposed "bumper cars".

Jiang Yushi suddenly smiled at them a little embarrassedly, and said, "It's early in the morning, I just ate breakfast, I might spit it out too violently."

It also seems to make sense.

So Yu Chiyan arranged it: "Then let's go to play bumper cars, which are relatively mild, and warm up!"

They came early, the playground had just opened, and there weren't many customers.

So in the first round of bumper cars, there were only five of them in the whole venue, and each of them drove a car.

As soon as the music started, Yu Chiyan steered his bumper car into the back of the car that Xia Wan was sitting in.

The violent impact made Xia Wan almost unable to sit still, and immediately scolded: "Yuchiyan! Are you sick? I am the farthest away from you, why are you the first to hit me?"

Yu Chiyan said triumphantly, "This is a surprise! You were caught off guard!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he also felt the violent impact, and it came from two directions at the same time.

Looking at Song Zhili on the left and Xie Yan on the right, Yu Chiyan was stunned and asked, "Why are you both targeting me?"

Then he was hit again in the back of the car, and Jiang Yushi looked at him with a smile and said, "No, it's the three of us."

Yu Chiyan: "..."

Yuchi Yan had one enemy and four, and in the end, it was naturally a disastrous defeat, and the field was full of chaos.

The second item they played was the spinning coffee cup closest to the bumper car.

As the name suggests, a coffee cup-shaped seat, when the music starts, all the seats will start to rotate, and the people in the seats can pick up water guns and attack each other.

This kind of cheap... oh no, a competitive game naturally won the unanimous love of everyone except Song Zhili.

So they put on the disposable raincoats provided here, and started to split.

Yuchiyan strongly demanded that he be alone, and said that in this kind of link, he could fight four by himself to wash away the humiliation just now.

Xia Wan chose to be with Song Zhili, and Jiang Yushi was naturally with Xie Yan.

Xie Yan looked at Xia Wan and asked her, "Why didn't you choose me?"

Xia Wan answered honestly: "I always feel that if we both sit in the same coffee cup, it will be more convenient for you to hold a water gun at me."

Xie Yan was amused by her words and asked, "I am this kind of person in your heart?"

Xia Wan looked at him sincerely: "Not sure."

It was because she was uncertain that she felt that she had to choose the person who seemed the most reliable, at least when there would be a fight to ensure that she could not fight in the nest.

Yu Chi Yan was so high-spirited that he was already sitting in a coffee cup sticking his head out, holding a water gun and attacking them from a distance.

Everyone: "…"

Why does the water gun still work without the music playing? And the range is really long!

Thinking so, they immediately sat in different positions and raised their water guns to prepare for battle.

This time the music starts and the coffee cup starts to spin slowly.

The speed is changed gradually, as will the distance between each coffee cup.

Xia Wan knelt down on her seat, holding a water gun and attacking Yuchi Yan's direction.

And soon, she felt as if there was wetness on her head.

Xia Wan turned around in surprise, only to see Xie Yan holding a water gun in her direction.

Xia Wan immediately shouted anxiously: "Song Zhili! Song Zhili! Pay attention here! Thank you for attacking us!"

Hearing the sound, Song Zhili also paused his attack on Yuchiyan, and immediately turned the water gun to Xie Yan's side.

Both sides were in a scuffle.

And Yuchi Yan was very happy, he didn't stop attacking on both sides.

So in the end, despite the protection of raincoats, everyone washed their faces several times in this game and looked more or less embarrassed.

But everyone seemed happy.

Song Zhili took out a tissue and handed it to Xia Wan, and said, "Wipe it."

Xia Wan stretched out her hand to take it, but the other hand suddenly stretched out from behind her and pressed a tissue directly on her face.

"Huh... Who is it?" Xia Wan only felt that this movement was not too gentle, because her facial features were about to rotate 360 ​​degrees with the movement of this hand wiping, she turned around angrily and saw standing Behind him is Xie Yan.

Xia Wan sneered immediately, and looked at him with her hands around her chest: "What are you wiping for me? Wasn't you the one who just took the water gun at me the whole way?"

"It's me, so I'm here to apologize to you." Xie Yan said this as a matter of course, then wiped the water droplets on his face with the tissue that wiped Xia Wan's face, and asked, "Come on. What do you want to play with?"

Xia Wan looked around, pointed to a large disc not far away and asked, "What is that?"

It was a large disc with guardrails on the periphery, a circle for people to sit on, and nothing in the middle.

The disc swayed and swayed with the rhythm of the music, and everyone sitting inside was desperately grabbing the railing and not wanting to move.

Yuchiyan sneered mercilessly: "They are too weak, so embarrassed."

Xie Yan lifted his eyelids and looked at him: "Where do you think you can be strong?"

Yu Chiyan: "?"

Yuchiyan was provoked, and then they entered the disc together, because Yuchiyan would use his strength to prove himself to them.

However, Yuchiyan failed.

He only lasted for less than ten seconds before staggering to the ground.

Xia Wan couldn't hold back, and laughed with a "puchi".

Then Xia Wan received Yuchiyan's sad eyes when she raised her head to look at her.

"No... Yuchiyan! You can't afford it? Don't drag me!!" Xia Wan shouted in horror, reaching out and grabbing the railing desperately, trying to avoid Yuchiyan's attack.

However she failed.

At the moment when her hand was about to leave the railing, Xia Wan desperately grabbed Jiang Yushi, who was closest to her.

The fear on Jiang Yushi's face was even stronger. He also held on to the railing with one hand, keeping himself from being taken down by them, and said, "Xia Mu! Don't mess around!"

"Am I messing around? You asked Yuchiyan to let go!"

When Xia Wan reluctantly raised her head to look at Jiang Yu, the whole person was obviously embarrassed at the moment, but also very angry.

As the disc shook violently again, Xia Wan and Yu Chiyan rolled to the other side of the turntable.

Yuchiyan clutched the bridge of his nose that he had hit, and shouted in pain, "Xia Mu! Why didn't you catch it?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? I've tried my best, okay? How could you possibly catch it with me... eh, what's this?"

In the continuous shaking of the disc, Xia Wan finally felt that something was wrong.

She fell in the middle of the disc.

She and Yu Chiyan fell into the middle of the disc together, and the two fell to the other end together.

But she just grabbed Jiang Yushi's pants, why didn't Jiang Yushi fall down with them?

If Jiang Yushi didn't fall with them, what was she holding in her hand?

No... no... no... don't... don't...

Xia Wan slowly tilted her head and looked at her left hand unbearably.

In her left hand she was clutching a pair of trousers, a pair of light grey-looking, stretchy, loose-fitting sweatpants.

The most important thing is that these pants look familiar.

Because those are the pants Jiang Yushi wore before going out.

The shaking of the big disc was not as violent as before, and the playing game music gradually came to an end.

Xia Wan turned her head and looked slowly, stiffly, and incredulously in the direction where Jiang Yushi was.

The teenager sat in the original position, with only a pair of black boxer briefs left on his lower body, one hand still held the railing to maintain his balance, and the other hand covered his face in embarrassment, his whole soul seemed to have left After losing the body, there is no way to accept the fact that has happened, and I can't wait to disappear directly into this world.

Xia Wan swallowed.

She thought to herself—

Jiang Yushi's legs are really long and white.

Ah no, Jiang Yushi was really miserable.

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but she didn't mean TAT.

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