The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Even if Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi tried their best to explain (cunning) and explain (defense), they could not escape the mixed doubles of Xie Yan and Song Zhili.

Both of them were sturdy and endured several sticks, crying and shouting extremely exaggeratedly.

Xia Wan was weak and helpless sitting in the corner of the sofa, for fear that the war would affect her.

Yuchiyan couldn't bear it any longer: "Why do you two only beat us? Where's Xia Mu? He invited us!"

Jiang Yushi snatched the pillow in Xia Wan's hand and blocked it on his face, dodging a rolling pin attack from Xie Yan, and said to him, "That's right! Treat them equally!"

Xie Yan and Song Zhili both put down their weapons and looked at Xia Wan.

Xia Wan immediately waved her hand and tried her best to deny it: "I want to invite them to spend three to five hundred per capita, but they chose three to five thousand!"

That's the truth, and the most immediate reason they're going through this tonight.

Xie Yan immediately concluded: "So it's the fault of the two of you."

Yuchiyan & Jiang Yushi: "...?"

It seems that there is nothing wrong with what it said, but there seems to be something wrong.

Fortunately, Song Zhili stopped Xie Yan, who raised his rolling pin again, and said, "It's almost done, so why did you suddenly want to do a foot massage tonight?"

Xie Yan faintly said, "And we haven't been called yet, so we're going to be isolated in small groups."

Xia Wan: "…"

Is it her delusion? Why do you always think that this is what they both really care about?

Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan didn't know why Xia Wan only called them both, so they looked at her and waited for her to answer.

But under Xie Yan and Song Zhili's "reminder", Xia Wan remembered her original plan that she had long forgotten after such a night of tossing.

Because the relationship between Yuchiyan and Su Qi is also the worst between them, Xia Wan originally wanted to soak her feet and massage comfortably, and then talk to Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi about her plan.

But now is certainly not the right time.

So Xia Wan could only answer without changing her face and heartbeat: "I think it's too late. I'm afraid to disturb your rest, so I called when they didn't sleep."

Xie Yan sneered, obviously not accepting this reason: "I'm afraid of disturbing me when I go out to relax, and I need someone from the police station to catch people in the middle of the night, so I'm not afraid to disturb me?"

So Xia Wan blinked at Xie Yan desperately, glanced at Song Zhili, then at Xie Yan, and said with her mouth: Su Qi.

Fortunately, Xie Yan understood what she meant, and didn't say anything else this time.

Song Zhili took his eyes away from the two of them, and didn't ask what they were doing just now, and continued to the topic: "This time you are lucky, and someone just reported it, otherwise you don't know what will happen. If you encounter such a thing in the future, Otherwise call the police or call us, don't stay in such a dangerous place all the time, understand?"

The three of them nodded their heads like chickens pecking rice.

Song Zhili glanced at the time and said, "Okay, it's not too early, the room has been cleaned up, and there are disposable toiletries and clothes in the room, so go to bed early."

The meaning of Song Zhili's words is also very simple, that is, this matter has been turned over.

Yuchiyan raised his arms and shouted, "Good morning! Long live Song Zhili!"

Jiang Yushi quietly grabbed the rolling pin on the sofa and wanted to hit Xie Yan with a stick while he was not paying attention. His unrelated expression.

Then the original firm alliance between the two collapsed, and they started to fight again.

Of course, in the end, they were still dragged away by Xie Yan and Song Zhili, and threw them into two different rooms.

This absurd and weird day is finally coming to an end.

However, when Xia Wan closed her eyes and was about to rest, there was a knock on the door.

Xia Wan opened the door and saw Xie Yan standing at the door, she asked unexpectedly, "Is there anything else?"

"I haven't finished talking about it today." Xie Yan put one hand on the door frame and asked directly, "What way do you want to make Song Zhili and Su Qi reconciled?"

"I…"

Xia Wan only had time to say one word, but was interrupted by Xie Yan, he said directly: "When you found me, and wanted to find Yuchiyan and Jiang Yu, you don't need to say what kind of plan you have. But you have It never occurred to me that when you involve so many people, your starting point is inherently problematic."

Xia Wan let go of the doorknob, motioned for Xie Yan to come in, and said, "Tell me more about it."

"The truth is that it is too late." Xie Yan walked in generously, sat directly at the end of Xia Wan's bed, and said, "This in itself is a matter between Song Zhili and Su Qi, all you need to do is give them a step, and It can't affect their choice, as for whether the two of them will eventually reconcile or continue to be strangers, it depends on whether no one was willing to bow their heads back then, and whether they have grown up now."

"Stairs."

Xia Wan murmured and repeated these two words, "You mean to find a chance to get them together?"

It sounds simple, but it's actually not that easy to do.

Xie Yan said: "Don't worry, it's been so many years for them, they have to take it slow. Speaking of which, did you let him on purpose with that paper?"

Xia Wan was really helpless, so she could only repeat the reasons she told Su Qi.

Xie Yan laughed exaggeratedly, as if he never thought it would be such a reason.

Xia Wan looked at him blankly: "It's almost done, can you stop laughing at me."

"Okay, okay." Xie Yan said so, reaching out to put his hand on his lips, trying to restrain his smile.

And now, the living room.

Song Zhili poured a glass of water in his hand and walked back to his room.

He didn't go in directly, but stopped, turned around and looked at Xia Wan's room again.

The faint light at the crack of the door, accompanied by Xie Yan's laughter, they seemed to be getting along very happily.

Song Zhili closed the door.

*

the next morning.

Xia Wan got up early and went out to buy breakfast, and brought back a lot of candied haws by the way.

Xie Yan glanced at Xia Wan, gave her a step, and said, "Have you been fond of eating candied haws recently?"

Xia Wan said, "I ate it at the entrance of the school on the day of the final exam, and it tasted good."

Without knowing it, Yu Chiyan also handed Xia Wan a step and said, "I remembered, I stared out the window in a daze after the exam that day, and saw you running away ahead of time like being chased by a ghost, but I chased out. I saw you buying candied haws."

Xia Wan sighed and said, "Yeah, because I wanted to eat it too much, so I saw B in the last question of the exam and thought it was most like a half candied haws, so I made that kind of low-level mistake and was taught by the teacher."

Yuchiyan laughed more exaggeratedly than Xie Yan last night, and Jiang Yushi couldn't help laughing.

Even after dinner, on the way back to school, Yuchiyan kept attacking Xia Wan for only having a sugar gourd in her mind, and asked her if she wanted to eat buns, would she fill in an O?

Xia Wan angrily punched his abdomen with her elbow.

The snow on the ground hasn't melted yet, and there are no people in Sheng Ying's campus. Occasionally, I see a few people walking out with suitcases.

They were almost the same, they all went back to get their luggage and waited for the family car to pick them up.

In the end, only Xia Wan and Song Zhili were left.

Because the Xia family was the farthest from here, Song Zhili deliberately made the family's driver come a little later, so that they were the only ones left.

Song Zhili said in a low voice, "Are those words from Tang Hulu this morning for me?"

Xia Wan was stunned, not expecting Song Zhili to ask such a question.

She admitted it and asked directly, "How did you see that?"

In the morning, the cooperation between her and Xie Yan was obviously perfect, plus Yu Chi Yan's words outside of their script, it was obviously a perfect match! Can't fault it at all!

"I didn't see it. If you have to say it, you have to guess it." Song Zhili looked at Xia Wan and said, "I just thought, if you want to tell me, I will apologize to you. I really misunderstood. But if I thought too much and didn’t say it deliberately, then I also want you to know that I misunderstood you, and I still have to apologize to you.”

"It's really not necessary." Xia Wan waved her hands again and again, and said, "But Song Zhili, if you can tell me directly next time, I know you don't want to make others uncomfortable, but if you don't say it, I can't help but guess. , it will be more uncomfortable.”

She looked up into his eyes. With some pleading.

Song Zhili lowered his eyelashes and smiled softly: "I see, I won't let you guess again."

At this moment, Xia Wan's phone vibrated, and she received a transfer notification.

Yesterday's woman.

Because Xia Wan transferred a sum of money to her last night, which the woman mentioned casually when chatting later, the target rent that she wanted to open a clothing store back then.

And the woman transferred all the money back... oh no, three times the amount.

And attached a sentence [I don't want any money from you children, they are all here]

There was a smile on Xia Wan's lips.

Obviously, Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi both thought of going with her, and none of the three chose to tell each other, but silently did the same thing.

Song Zhili asked her, "Is there anything to be happy about?"

Xia Wan raised her phone to Song Zhili, and briefly explained the ins and outs of the incident.

She smiled happily, so Song Zhili also felt happy.

It's real, because of her smile and the happiness I feel.

*

Winter vacation has begun.

Because the weather was getting colder and colder, Xia Wan began to stay at home, only occasionally going to Xie Yan or Yuchiyan's house to see the cat, and other than that, she was too lazy to go out.

But Song Zhili occasionally came to see her, and Jiang Yushi also occasionally came to play games with her, and life was quite comfortable.

Until today, when she came to Yuchi's house, Xia Wan unexpectedly found that Monday had become lazy. She no longer played with her intimately as before, but preferred a cat to stay in the corner alone.

Xia Wan looked at Yu Chiyan and asked, "How is your health on Monday?"

Yu Chiyan didn't feel much change, and replied, "It's not that bad, I just became able to eat a little bit."

"No." Xia Wan still felt uneasy, and decided directly: "Go to the veterinary hospital for a full-body examination. I'll call Xie Yan again and ask him to bring Tuesday with me. I'll be relieved after checking together."

"Sure." Yu Chiyan nodded in agreement, got up and went to get the cat bag.

Xie Yan, who received the call, did not refuse, and met at the door of the agreed veterinary hospital.

Although he felt that there was nothing to do on Tuesday, but since he went on Monday, he would also bring Tuesday there.

A series of checks were then carried out.

In good health on Tuesday, no problems.

It was healthier on Monday, so healthy that the pet doctor held Yu Chiyan's hand and said, "Congratulations on becoming a mother!"

Yu Chiyan: "?"

Can he be a mother? Isn't this kind of scientific?

Xia Wan & Xie Yan: "???"

Are their ears broken?

The doctor immediately corrected the slip of the tongue: "Oh no, I mean, congratulations to your cat on becoming a mother!"

Yu Chiyan: "???"

It was scarier than hearing that I was going to be a mother.

Yu Chiyan couldn't believe it: "What do you mean? You mean our family is pregnant on Monday?"

The doctor nodded and said, "Yeah, it's been almost three weeks!"

three weeks?

Yuchi Yan turned his head to look at Xie Yan, but he didn't smile, because there was only one possibility on the timeline.

There is no second possibility not from the timeline! Haven't seen any other cat on Mondays except Tuesdays!

And Xie Yan is also very clear about this.

So the next second, when Yuchiyan raised the chair in front of him, Xie Yan also quickly picked it up and ran away on Tuesday, which can be described as running around in embarrassment, because Yuchiyan was really red-eyed.

Xia Wan looked at them and felt that the scene was very familiar, as if Xie Yan had also chased after Yuchi Yan with a pair of scissors not long ago.

It's really turning around.

So Xia Wan watched the excitement happily, and even held up her mobile phone to record the video and send it to the group to share with Jiang Yushi and Song Zhili.

After all, Lele alone is not as good as all Lele.

At this moment, Yu Chiyan shed tears of sadness that the old father did not protect his daughter well, and vowed to make the culprit pay the cruelest price in the male cat's life on Tuesday, and make him regret it for the rest of his life!

Today he has to take Tuesday on the operating table for sterilization! Not negotiable! Only in this way can we give our own Monday a fair deal! !

He actually attacked his precious daughter! This is really unbearable cat! !

However, Xie Yan's mouth was not forgiving even when he was justified.

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Go to the **** in-laws! !

The author says:

Xie Yan: In-law, what's the matter, are you angry, in-law?

Yu Chiyan (looking at the pet doctor with a smile): Can this cat and its owner be spayed and neutered right now?

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