The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Song Ze naturally didn't want them all to live in his own home. The years of experience in dealing with people made him feel that these smiling and well-behaved children were definitely not easy to deal with.

And he also felt that the attitude of these three children was obviously supporting Song Zhili, afraid of what he would do to Song Zhili.

The guardianship between children is really childish and ridiculous.

But Principal Yuchi looked at him now and said, "Then these children will trouble you."

Plus each of them had their suitcases ready, Song Ze couldn't find any reason to refuse, otherwise it would be like driving them out.

So Song Ze could only smile reluctantly and said, "Of course I welcome you, but have you told your family?"

Jiang Yushi said: "My parents are very supportive. They all think that Song Zhili and I can learn his advantages and support our exchanges very much."

And Xia Wan also nodded immediately and followed: "Of course, my dad is still out of town, but I called, and my dad agreed immediately, and said that he would come to visit you in person and thank you when he returned home."

Although Xia Wan didn't know why, when she mentioned to her father that she wanted to live in the Song family for a few days, Xia's father was very happy, and also said that she would let her toss and be happy at will. Anyway, they were not afraid that the Song family would come to the door.

"No." Sure enough, Song Ze immediately refused and said, "Just live if you want. You don't need your dad to visit in person for this trivial matter. It's too polite."

So it went smoothly, and all three of them moved into the Song family.

The room Song Ze first arranged for them was not on the first floor with Song Zhili, and wanted them to stay away from Song Zhili.

And Yu Chiyan didn't eat this set at all, he directly said like a rogue: "Ah? I don't live on the first floor with Song Zhili, so how can I learn his advantages from a close distance? Well, you don't have to arrange a room for me. Now, I'll live with him directly, one bed is enough for both of us."

Jiang Yushi also nodded in agreement: "Then find me two quilts, and I'll go to lay the floor."

Song Ze's face became more and more ugly, and he fully realized that these few were not guests, but ancestors, because they would not listen to him at all.

But as an adult, a child has expressed his willingness to "give in with grievances", and if he persists, he will appear to have ulterior motives.

So Song Ze could only say: "There are still rooms on the second floor, but they haven't been cleaned for a long time. The guest rooms on the third floor are more commonly used. Since you all want to live closer to Zhili, just wait a moment, I will let the servants now to clean up."

Xia Wan and Yu Chiyan said in unison, "I'm so grateful to my uncle!"

The servants quickly tidied up the room, three people per room, all very close to Song Zhili's room, and they quickly packed their things with their suitcases and checked in with satisfaction.

Later, Xia Wan received a notice that Jiang Yushi pulled her into a group.

【What are we eating today? [5]]

Xia Wan: "…"

Such a sloppy and unpretentious group name.

Then she looked at the group members, and the unexpected ones were Song Zhili, Jiang Yushi, Yuchiyan and Xie Yan.

Xia Wan had a faint guess in her heart, shouldn't it be the four of them that Jiang Yushi pulled her into?

The corners of Xia Wan's lips began to rise, feeling that she had completely penetrated into the interior.

even though…

Although Song Zhili has not been successfully attacked.

Thinking of this, Xia Wan's expression gradually became painful.

No, why? Why exactly?

Song Zhili! It's so hard to get a man!

Could it be that the result of the heart-to-heart talk of last night was not enough? So what do you want her to do? If Jiang Yushi and Yu Chiyan had opened their hearts to her at least eight hundred times!

Wait, Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan.

Thinking of her chaotic favorability that night, Xia Wan still has a hard time determining who the 2/4 2 refers to.

First rule out Yu Chiyan, if he doesn't take her as a friend, he is a character who can't hide things, and he will definitely come to her to confess.

So is it Jiang Yushi or Xie Yan?

Xia Wan was a little unsure, but the result of asking the system was—

【Host, guess what? 】

Guess, guess what.

No matter who it is, let's focus on solving the Song Zhili matter in front of us now.

And soon, Jiang Yushi also sent a message in the group.

[@All members: After half an hour, Song Zhili will gather in the room]

【XY】:?

It was Yu Chiyan who explained it to him.

【彳氵亍】: We all live in Song Zhili's house now.

The four of them cross-legged, sitting in four directions on the same bed, in the four directions of the east, west, north and west, and their expressions were very dignified.

The bruises on Song Zhili's arms made people look horrible.

And Song Zhili himself said that it doesn't matter, and said that these bruises only look painful, but they don't feel at all.

But he still said: "Thank you, if you didn't come here today, this matter is not over yet."

Yu Chiyan couldn't understand it: "Although my grandfather beats me several times a month, he can't be so cruel. Your father is not a human being."

Jiang Yushi quickly comforted and said, "It's okay, we will all be here recently."

"That's right." Xia Wan also looked at Song Zhili with her cheeks raised, and seriously agreed: "The three of us take turns on duty to protect you as bodyguards, and never give your dad a chance to do something."

The three of them stretched out their hands and stood up in front of Song Zhili, and solemnly shouted the slogan to protect Song Zhili.

Although a little naive, the smile in Song Zhili's eyes did not hide.

He likes this feeling.

It's the feeling of being cared for.

the next morning.

On the table.

Looking at the three more uninvited guests at home, Song Yinyin asked, "Why are you all at my house?"

Yuchiyan replied straightforwardly: "We came last night."

Song Yinyin sneered: "When is the point? I'm asking you why?"

Song Zhili poured Yuchiyan a glass of milk, and then said, "They are guests, and my father has agreed."

Song Yinyin was stunned for a moment, then remembered that Principal Yuchi brought Yuchiyan over yesterday, and already guessed it.

But she said irritably: "Father hates outsiders meddling in housework. Do you think they can stay here and protect you for the rest of their lives?"

Jiang Yushi smiled: "Can you?"

Xia Wan praised: "Actually, your family slept very comfortably."

Yu Chi Yan also nodded: "Breakfast is also much better than the cafeteria."

The three of them looked at Song Yinyin in unison, and almost wrote "Is there such a good thing?" on their faces.

Song Yinyin: "…"

She didn't even eat breakfast, she was so angry.

Song Yinyin immediately got up and walked out.

And Xia Wan frowned.

She felt that Song Yinyin's anger and hostility did not seem to be directed at Song Zhili.

Even from Song Yinyin's tone, Xia Wan could hear worry.

Of course, I don't know if Song Yinyin is worried about Song Zhili or if she is worried about her.

So Xia Wan looked at Yu Chiyan, and said in a voice that was just enough for Song Yinyin to hear: "What did you talk about last time? Why is Song Yinyin's plain face so ugly? This is not a beauty, so what is a beauty?"

Song Yinyin's footsteps stopped.

She turned her back to the table and sneered.

Ah.

The boy of the Xia family, right? still…

It's pretty aesthetic.

Song Yinyin was in a better mood, and suddenly felt that they didn't look so annoying.

Forget it, they can stay as long as they want, and it has nothing to do with her. Thinking of this, Song Yinyin's footsteps became lighter.

Yu Chiyan pointed to himself, a little unresponsive, and asked after a long time, "When did I say she was ugly without makeup? I've never seen her before."

Xia Wan replied with a smile: "It's just for her."

Obviously, Song Yinyin may not be a kind person, but she is definitely not a traditional malevolent supporting actress.

Song Yinyin would never do such a stupid thing that would harm others and not himself.

And Song Zhili also agreed with Xia Wan's attitude, saying: "There is no need for you to conflict with her, she will not do good things, but as long as you follow her a little bit, she will never embarrass you."

"Understood." Yu Chiyan blinked to show her understanding, and added, "Isn't it just to praise her for her beauty? I'm the best at complimenting people."

Jiang Yushi's eyes fell on Yuchiyan with distrust, and said, "I think it's safer for you not to speak."

"Who do you look down on? Well, I'll take turns to praise you and let you feel my high emotional intelligence." Yuchiyan confidently looked at the first target, Song Zhili.

"Good grades," he said.

Then Yu Chiyan looked at Xia Wan: "It looks good."

Finally, he looked at Jiang Yushi: "He's a good man."

What responded to him was the silence of the three.

This time, even Song Zhili didn't hide his distaste for his rainbow fart level.

Gym class in the afternoon.

Song Zhili, as usual, was handling some affairs in the office of the student union.

Xia Wanwei, Chi Yan and Jiang Yushi, were leaning their heads against their heads, standing in a triangular posture, approaching like a circle, and whispering something.

From time to time, they glanced at Song Zhili, so that Song Zhili couldn't ignore the existence of the three of them. He put down his pen and asked, "What are you trying to say?"

"It's nothing." Yuchiyan took two steps in Song Zhili's direction and asked, "Do you remember who made you angry in our previous game?"

Song Zhili didn't quite understand: "Why did you mention this all of a sudden?"

Jiang Yushi also looked at him, with a mysterious expression: "Because we didn't decide the winner before, so it's a pity. In this case, it's better to change the title a little this time, and we think about who can make your father better. Angry, how about you being a judge?"

Xia Wan's attitude has also changed from the last objection to the current support, smiling with crooked eyes: "I'm also very interested."

In Xia Wan's view:

Who can make Song Zhili angry in the competition = I have nothing to do when I am idle.

Who can make Song Zhili's father angry = do the right thing for heaven.

Song Zhili naturally didn't object, because he knew too much how much his father cared about his image in the eyes of outsiders. No matter what they did, Song Ze couldn't really care about them.

Song Zhili thought for a while, but still persuaded: "He has a good face, you are the guests, he will definitely put up with you, it is very difficult for him to show anger towards you."

Song Zhili's words have been very euphemistic, and the difficulty of making Song Ze angry in front of outsiders has only increased compared to the last time.

However, the eyes of the three people in front of him lit up.

Xia Wan: "This is really difficult!"

Jiang Yushi: "It's very interesting, then we must challenge it."

Yuchiyan showed a triumphant smile: "Then let's see if he is more tolerant, or if we are more guilty."

Song Zhili turned the pages of the document in front of him.

Forget it, they'll be happy.

Song Zhili even pointed them in a direction: "He is going to have dinner with Mr. William tonight. This cooperation is very important to him. Mr. William has a severe cleanliness addiction."

The three exchanged glances and ran out.

"I thought of it first!"

"I go first! I go first!"

"Don't copy my creativity!!"

After school, on the way back to Song's house.

Xia Wan pointed her head and urged the driver: "Please drive faster, I'm too hungry."

After Xia Wan finished speaking, she leaned back on the back of the chair, covering her lower abdomen with one hand, as if she was going to faint from hunger in the next second.

Song Zhili really couldn't stand her performance, and said, "My dad left the company at 5:30 and went home. In order to see Mr. William, he would definitely take a shower before leaving. He can't go out until 7:00 at the earliest."

So, they don't have to rush back so quickly.

Xia Wan straightened her back immediately, and instead of calling out she was hungry, she looked at Yuchi Yan.

At this moment, Yuchi Yan was holding his schoolbag and carefully protecting it in his arms, for fear that someone would **** it from him.

When Xia Wan looked at Jiang Yu, she asked, "What is he doing?"

Jiang Yushi replied: "It should be his secret weapon in the schoolbag."

Seeing that Xia Wan and Jiang Yu were so "curious", Yu Chiyan said triumphantly, "This time, the only person who will win is me!"

Xia Wan sneered: "Do you really think it's very obscure for you to skip class and go to the stinky tofu stall to buy soup?"

Yu Chiyan was stunned: "Isn't it? How did you know?"

Xia Wan opened her schoolbag expressionlessly, and took out a durian wrapped in a box from it.

"Because I also skipped class at the time, and it's at the fruit stand not far behind you," she said.

Jiang Yushi also silently took out a bag of instant snail noodles from his schoolbag and said, "What a coincidence, there was a convenience store behind you at that time, and I was there."

Everyone: "…"

After returning to the Song family.

Jiang Yushi held his snail noodles and rushed to the kitchen, the kind that the nanny couldn't stop.

The smell of sour bamboo shoots permeates the whole Song family.

The moment Song Ze walked out of the room after taking a shower, his expression changed.

When he looked at Jiang Yu who came out of the kitchen with snail noodles, he was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Why do you eat this kind of thing at night? It has no nutrition at all, and it is not good for your health."

Jiang Yushi smiled at him: "Thank you Uncle Song for your concern, it's okay to have a meal once in a while. This is delicious, would you like to try it?"

Song Ze immediately refused: "Thank you, no need, you can eat it yourself."

He has to get out of here quickly, lest the smell of snail powder get on him.

At this moment, Yu Chiyan appeared behind Song Ze, holding the stinky tofu soup he bought with a lot of money, and shouted, "Jiang Yushi!"

Jiang Yushi: "?"

Seeing that, Yu Chiyan rushed down with the bottle of soup, trying to seize the opportunity.

Jiang Yushi was not a vegetarian either. He immediately walked towards Yuchiyan with his snail noodles and shouted, "Yuchi! Come and have a bite!"

On the surface, he rushed towards Yuchiyan, but in fact he was attacking in Song Ze's direction.

The soup of snail powder is already warm, so pour a little on Song Ze's body. If there is time, he will have to take a shower again. If it is too late, it will be even better.

Then-

Jiang Yushi's snail powder was aimed at Song Ze.

Yuchiyan's stinky tofu soup was aimed at Song Ze.

The adult man took a step back at the last moment, successfully dodging the attacks of the two men.

The snail powder was splashed on Yuchi Yan.

The stinky tofu soup also successfully hit Jiang Yushi.

Yuchiyan & Jiang Yushi: "…"

What a lose-lose situation.

But it can't be said that they got nothing, because Jiang Yushi's snail powder still successfully covered a ball on Song Ze's leather shoes.

Song Ze only felt a headache. Boys at this age are too naughty. Forget it, they are not his children.

Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi could only pretend to apologize together: "I'm sorry Uncle Song, we didn't mean it!"

Song Ze's expression was still mild: "It's okay, just let the servants clean it up. Uncle has work at night, so he will leave first."

Before leaving, however, he had to change a pair of shoes.

Song Ze was also fortunate, but fortunately, it was just some sticky toes on the toes. If he changed the shoes in time, it should not leave any smell.

Song Ze walked to his shoe cabinet, picked out a pair of leather shoes and put them on.

When he was about to leave, he was suddenly stopped.

"Uncle Song, wait a minute."

Xia Wan came over and said apologetically, "I saw what happened just now. I apologize to you for Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi."

"It's okay." Song Ze could only express once again that he didn't mind. He was now more anxious to talk about business than he was with Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan.

But Xia Wan stopped him again and said, "Uncle Song, you seem to have some snail powder on your body. I have a spray to remove the odor."

As Xia Wan spoke, she took out a small spray from her pocket. She bent down, reached out and touched the pair of leather shoes that were stuck to the snail powder soup, and then sprayed the spray on her fingertips. Song Ze's direction, said: "You can smell it."

Song Ze lowered his head slightly.

The first thing that enters the nose is the strange smell of snail powder, but the second is the slightly irritating smell, and then I can't smell anything.

Xia Wan continued: "My father gave it to me. Seeing that you are wearing a suit, you must be going to an important occasion. I will give you some spray."

When she said this, her face was harmless, and she looked like she was thinking about Song Ze.

The expression on Song Ze's face softened a little.

Although Yuchiyan and Jiang Yushi were both unreliable, the Xia family's son seemed to be a little more obedient than he expected.

So he nodded in agreement and said, "Excuse me."

Xia Wan sprayed some of Song Ze's shoes and clothes, and then smiled and said goodbye to him.

When Song Ze left, Yu Chiyan, who was hiding behind a certain cabinet, stuck his head out with doubts in his eyes: "What deodorant spray works so well?"

Immediately after sticking out his second head, Jiang Yushi asked, "Aren't we on the same front? Are you?"

Xia Wan didn't speak, just raised the leather shoe on the ground and walked in front of the two of them.

"Woah - throw it away! Get away from me!"

Yu Chiyan's reaction was exaggerated, and he asked, "Where did you deodorize it? Your hands are still smelly."

Xia Wan put the spray into her pocket and said with a smile: "So, this thing is not a deodorant spray at all, but a temporary loss of smell."

That's why he successfully deceived Song Ze.

Yu Chiyan was even more incomprehensible, and asked, "Why do you have such a thing?"

Xia Wan replied: "This is what my dad prepared a long time ago, and there are a bunch of strange things that make people temporarily lose sight and taste for my sister's self-defense, do you want to try it?"

Thinking of losing sight and taste, both of them waved their hands at the same time.

But Jiang Yushi still didn't understand and asked, "So what?"

Make Song Ze lose his sense of smell, and then do what?

Xia Wan walked to the shoe rack with a smile, and picked up the pair of leather shoes on it, the soles facing the direction of Jiang Yushi and Yu Chiyan.

"vomit-"

This time, Jiang Yushi and Yuchiyan vomited at the same time.

Yuchiyan's painful mask: "Why is there **** on the bottom of this shoe? It's disgusting!"

"No." It was Jiang Yushi who reacted, sniffed again, and said, "It's the smell of durian."

"That's right." Xia Wan said with a smile: "I put a bit of durian flesh that I colored on the soles of each pair of leather shoes. Song Ze's sense of smell will not be too sensitive today, he will definitely not be able to smell it. And that Mr. William, you must be aware of it."

As for the monitoring of the Song family, under Xia Wan's efforts to act like a spoiled child, the system was so disgusted that it promised to help her solve it.

Yu Chiyan sighed: "When the snipe and mussel compete, the fisherman wins."

Jiang Yushi said: "The mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind."

The two sighed together: "High, really high!"

Inside the box.

Mr. William looked at Song Ze and said, "I am very satisfied with the plan you gave, and I also see the sincerity of your company's cooperation."

That's what it means to be playful.

Song Ze immediately smiled and said, "Thank you for your appreciation. Choosing our company is a strong alliance. We will never let you down."

However, Mr. William put down the contract and said: "This plan did not disappoint me, and I can accept the contract, but Mr. Song, I am very disappointed in you."

Song Ze was stunned and asked, "What do you mean by that, sir? Is there something I didn't do enough?"

William's face was a little ugly, but he continued: "I heard an old saying in your country, that if you use bronze as a mirror, you can straighten your clothes; if you use people as a mirror, you can understand your pros and cons. Did you go out without looking in the mirror to organize yourself? With my mirror, I can't make you understand that a clean and tidy image in society is the greatest respect for others? Sorry, although all aspects of your company meet my standards, I don't want to work with people like you."

It can be said that William's words are a bit ugly, and he even hit Song Ze in the face directly, but he couldn't have a seizure.

Because there are still several subordinates waiting for the result at the door, the cooperation case that was bound to be obtained must not be in his hands.

So Song Ze hurriedly said respectfully: "Mr. William, I can accept your criticism and suggestions, but I also need to know more specific reasons, otherwise I will not be able to explain to my subordinates, please."

At this moment, William was a little impatient under Song Ze's questioning, so he looked directly at Song Ze's feet and asked, "Mr. Song, do you know what kind of unpleasant smell is exuding from your body now? Having dinner with someone Don't you have time to wash your feet before, and then change the smelly socks that haven't been washed for at least a few days? Or are you always like this all the time? You don't even want to wear it when you meet me this time?"

Song Ze: "...?"

Don't wash your feet? Smelly socks? These two words have nothing to do with Song Ze's life.

Song Ze immediately lowered his head to look at his feet, the soles turned up.

Then he saw some khaki unknown objects mixed in the bottom seam of the leather shoes.

Mr. William saw it now.

The disgust on his face became even heavier, and he said yin and yang: "Oh, it turns out that Mr. Song's foot odor is not because he didn't wash his socks, but because he stepped on dog shit."

"But you didn't make up for such a major mistake in the first place, and even now you found out about it with my reminder, it's enough to prove that you're not a careful enough person, so it's definitely not our company. The best partner. Our cooperation ends here, sorry Mr. Song, I'll take my leave!"

The author says:

Song Ze, who was scolded for stepping on "shit": "?"

Xia Wan: Shy jpg.

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