The Villains Are All My Fans

The advantage of watching a movie with a VR headset is that the audience can be there as themselves, and the degree of shock is doubled.

A close-up close-up, the Bamboo Overlord can be seen clearly.

The long and hard mane outlines the thick and fierce outline, the eyes are piercing, and they are usually raised with delicious food. There are no natural enemies in the breeding circle in the laboratory. The third place is because it will imitate the males of the same kind when it is interested.

[Wild boars were once protected animals in China and could not be hunted and killed at will. 】

[With the advancement of science, we can breed identical ornamental animals. As we all know, these animals are not aggressive, but...] The narration emphasizes the tone, with a special effect sound: [In the survival island, the players will face the animals that will take the initiative to attack people! 】

As if to confirm the narration, Xu Jialun and his party walked into the camera.

The special effect word appeared: [Xu Jialun and Bamboo Forest Overlord are in the same frame for the first time! 】

"...What the hell, you come out and let's talk about life later," Gouzi complained and took screenshots honestly: "Don't worry, it's probably a gimmick, even "Jedi Reality Show" can't hurt the guests. ."

A barrage reminded the anchor that the conditions for being eliminated by animals on Survival Island were announced on the boat in the first episode.

OP's mobile phone is black for a lifetime: [What a big pig, how many sausages can it make? 】

Schrödinger, a cat lover: [I observed carefully, this pig has no chickens, it is a PLMM]

Watching the movie + me: [I think too much, I also make sausages, wild boars are very fierce, and the cubs are also on the recipe when they are hungry.]

Erhu Master on the Sea: [Your name upstairs...]

Amidst the heated discussions on the barrage, Xu Jialun made a prudent decision, motioning his companions to leave quietly and slowly, giving up taking bamboo.

Narrator: [Sensing the weakness of human beings, Bamboo Forest Overlord proudly raised its pig head...]

Narrator: [At this moment, another team of players who wanted to take bamboo also appeared within the territory of the Bamboo Overlord! 】

The camera is pulled, and it falls on Yu Baobao who is standing under the tree.

In the later stage of "Jedi Reality Show", in order to make the feature film more exciting and unexpected, the combined editing method of montage is often used. Here we jump directly to the scene where Yu Baobao uses his body as bait.

"grandson-"

"Come and hit me! Slightly Slightly Slightly—"

The girl's actions made the audience's heart rise.

Even Xu Jialun, a strong man with martial arts background, chose to avoid its edge in the face of wild boars.

Yu Baobao has a tender face and a short stature. Although she is an adult, she still looks like a high school student who is overnourished. Her baby face and trembling legs indicate that she is definitely not having a headache and suddenly thinks that she can kill a wild boar alone to make such a provocative move. .

"Damn, what is she doing? It's a big death,"

The dog is also in a hurry.

Although she didn't like this girl who was obviously holding her back, the little girl's expression of holding back her fear easily aroused empathy.

The barrage was also tense. Occasionally, a few aliens who wanted to see the girl ride on the face of a pig were quickly brushed off by the words of other people's concerns. As soon as the dog's voice fell, the provoked wild boar roared and sprinted in the direction of the baby!

Narrator: [The furious wild boar will start a surprise attack at a distance of 20 to 30 meters. 】

Just when the hearts of the audience in the virtual room were tensed, a slender figure fell from the tree.

Eight bold special effects words popped up along with the whereabouts of this attacking figure—[It is as fast as the wind, and its invasion is like fire]!

A close-up of the gun handle hitting the pig's face, and at the same time everything went up, to capture Duan Shu's raised lip line because of the prey in his hand, the cat's narrow eyes, the moving killer, beckoning to death, but not obvious. She was surly, but she could easily see a cheerful smile on her face.

Fun, exciting, and determined to win!

Question marks filled the entire barrage, and even the well-informed Gouzi himself was speechless.

When she went back to her hometown in the countryside for the Chinese New Year, she had seen butchered pigs, cut the throats of chickens and bleeds blood, and watched horror movies a lot.

However, the shock level is more than that.

So scary!

Why are you so skilled!

The blood from the cut throat splashed onto Duan Shu's arm, like a red plum in the snow, with an indescribable beauty.

Even if the wild boar was knocked unconscious and lying on the ground, he still couldn't be underestimated. Duan Shu used all his strength to ride on its back. The secretly exerted muscles are tensed, showing smooth and beautiful muscle lines, and the tension shown is comparable to the colorful scenes in the movie.

More real and more engaging.

People who focus on work are the most attractive. In the animal world, the explosive force to bite and kill the prey is also the most charming moment.

Before the audience could feel the cruelty, they were shocked.

The whole process, from being stunned to cutting the throat in less than half a minute, wasted time on other players at random, but it was deeply and powerfully branded on the retinas of every audience member.

It's not the ingredients that are tied to the board and there is no room for resistance, but the real confrontation where the meat-eaters meet in the jungle.

Hand to hand, humans are better.

"Oh my God…"

The dog held his face and resisted the urge to swear.

The barrage tapped the question mark recklessly to express shock—not to mention wild boars riding their faces, pigs are almost killed!

The Bamboo Forest Overlord died so miserably!

Senior Sister Grease: [No, I want to say, the Bamboo Forest Overlord died too casually... The front blows like no one can beat it]

Cream Strawberry is locked: [Am I the only one who wants to watch the replay? And wild boars are really not something that ordinary people can provoke, don't learn it]

Xuegu: [Fuck, Duan Shu A burst, I can, I can really do this! 】

Crazy Book: [Have you seen this mosquito coil? That's my sexuality [laughs]]

"I really fell for Duan Shu, a wonderful girl,"

Gouzi straightened his breath, and the bunny bear in her arms was shriveled by her excitement: "What else can she not know? I checked that she is a media student, and has never been a soldier, where is it? Did you come here with good skills, or did you go to Shaolin Temple during the summer vacation of your junior year to practice and practice good kung fu? The problem is that Shaolin Temple does not kill pigs! There are also muscles, no wonder she said on Weibo that she weighed more than 100, I thought about thin arms Over 100 thin legs? You can't deceive me, it turns out to have muscles! How can I develop such delicate and weak muscles when I don't move, but tearing wild boar muscles when I do? Love, good A, I will be her in the future My girlfriend is a fan, love it."

The barrage echoed.

The camera freezes on the fallen wild boar, and freezes it to give a black photo frame.

[The Bamboo Forest Overlord left us too early, and it was very uneasy when he left. 】

[The behavior of the contestants does not represent the position of this program, and remind all viewers and friends that this is a dangerous behavior and should not be imitated]

After the wicked narrator finally said something human, the VCR was broadcast and played back. It was a clip of Duan Shu commanding his teammates.

It was Duan Shu whose eyes flashed with excitement.

I heard that when you see your favorite person and food, your pupils will dilate with joy and become more charming.

"Look, I found a wild boar alone!"

…

The audience is numb.

Any kind of immortal spirit is fake, and the little pig-killer is the real one.

But there are too many newcomers selling immortality and beauty, and Duan Shu is the first one who can tear up wild boars.

The unique feature makes the audience remember her deeply.

At the same time, the staff and director's complaints from the backstage workbench were also broadcast, and the incompetence and fury of the little brother in the props group was interspersed: "The pig I handed over to you for nothing, it will be cold when I come back. What, can't I get it back? You guys Can't swallow the pig? If you die, you have to take it back, and I will reimburse you!"

The trembling contact person: "I can't get it back," he added in a low voice: "It was swallowed by Duan Shu..."

Narrator: [After life dissipates, the ** of the Bamboo Overlord will live in our hearts in another form. 】

Narrator: [At the same time, our behind-the-scenes team was threatened by players! 】

The narrator sold off, not mentioning which player it was.

But when it comes to the show operation, every audience invariably has a name floating in their hearts—

Duan Shu.

When Duan Shu took out the mechanical ball from the belly of the wild boar, the dog hissed: "Could it be that this is the black tiger's heart that has been lost in the rivers and lakes for many years!"

The program team of "Jedi Reality Show" always teases the guests, and now there are plots of being turned against the generals, which audiences and netizens love to see. The fans of Xiaohua Su Wenwen, who was abused a lot in the last season, exhaled, and hoped that Miss Duan Shu would come twice more to make them bleed a lot.

And the director is also happy to see this kind of thing that can arouse the audience's response.

They want to make money from ratings and topicality, and they won't be annoyed by being slapped in the face.

What's the face? The heat is real.

When Duan Shu negotiated with the director and proposed to ask for seasonings such as **** and garlic, some people felt that it was too little and should be more.

Gouzi has another opinion: "If you want weapons to affect the fairness of the game, the show team will definitely not agree to it. Duan Shu is really good, not greedy at all. And my opinion about the baby has changed, it seems that she is not so Waste, a brave girl, Duan Shu is also willing to trust her. The teammates between the little sisters are so loving!"

The stove is on fire, and the meat is grilled.

A survival reality show, Sheng Sheng was turned into a food show by her.

Narrator: [Wild boar is fragrant and sinewy, and it is a rare delicacy. 】

Narrator: [Duan Shu personally cut the meat into slices for his teammates. After labor, this gravy and fat blend, and the precious good taste is even more precious. 】

"...The Bamboo Forest Overlord died so sweetly... ah no, it's so miserable..."

The microphone clearly recorded the sound of the dog swallowing.

Lolita is the truth of the universe: [Fuck, the newspaper, I haven't eaten yet]

Ye Ye's departure: [woohoo, I want to eat barbecue, Brother Shu will share with me]

POPPY: [Someone, drag this narrator pretending to be hosting "A Bite of China" out to fight! 】

The food part didn't stay too long, followed by a montage.

The two teammates had enough to eat and drink, and after fetching water...

Duan Shu is still eating.

Under the quick mirror, Duan Shu's meat-eating movements were fast and elegant, like a meat incinerator, and Gu Yuan, who helped cut the meat next to him, was also highlighted.

"Where is the meat? Is this amount of food real?"

"Brother Gu Yuan is very sensible."

Halfway through the compliment, the dog drew a close-up of the gradually emaciated wild boar—

[The Bamboo Overlord, who accumulated a lot of fat during his lifetime, successfully lost weight after his death with the help of the players. 】

[The staff behind the scenes of the "Jedi Reality Show", I wish everyone a Happy Year of the Pig! 】

Dog: "...Hey, narration!"

The author has something to say: the text is the world in the book, the future is light, and the level of technology is higher

Not 2019! But the Year of the Pig!

…Happy Year of the Bamboo Overlord!