Chapter 8: Happy Black Friday

DECEMBER 10, 2022 ~ M1ZUSHI

The little brat sat on the futon, a little confused as to why his master had suddenly brought him here. Then he saw Yue Xiuzhi take out a small porcelain bottle from his mustard pouch, Yue Xiuzhi shook the small porcelain bottle, causing the pills inside to make a jade-like crashing sound with it, then he handed the small porcelain bottle to the little cub with a joyful face and said to him, “You Shizun threatened Wang Feng, the old man of Yaowang, to make it for you overnight. Take it quickly.” (Yaowang: Medicine/Pills Peak)

“After eating this, I can practice?” The surprise came so suddenly that the little boy couldn’t react.

But at this time, Big Brother Pei in his body was also very surprised.

In fact, Big Brother Pei’s body has been handling daily affairs in the temple, but some of his original gods have stayed with Pei Xiaoming. A part of the god is also extremely powerful. He can feel everything Pei Xiaoming feels all the time, which is the same as his presence.

In the past two days, he will occasionally take the place of Xiaozi, completely attach himself to Xiaozi, and dominate the body instead of him. But whether he will be completely attached is not something he can master, but another kind of power. There was a power he didn’t know, which brought him to the world, made some of his original gods establish long-term contact with the cub, and occasionally brought all of his original gods over. He has not yet found the source of this power. (Xiaozi: cub)

At this time, hearing Yue Xiuzhi brought the elixir that can make the the little cub cultivate, possessing the cub’s body Pei-dage is also astonished.

So Yue Xiuzhi said that it was really not to appease this little fart child to let him practice? But is there really a way?

Is my Jimai Holy Devil Body fake, or is this little fart fake? How could there be a way to make the Extreme Vein Holy Devil Body awaken without the stimulation of demonic qi? (Jimai: Extreme Pulse/Vein)

Big Brother Pei’s inner doubts were naturally unanswered. Yue Xiuzhi couldn’t help pinching the little boy with a baby fat face and said to him, “Eat quickly.”

The little boy nodded, poured out the fragrant pills in the small bottle, swallowed them in one swallow, and then began to try to draw Qi into the body.

Suddenly, the aura around him changed in vain and rushed to the little boy’s small body. The aura in the nine grade spirit veins kept coming up from the ground, and became dense enough to form a fog. The aura around the little boy seems to be suddenly vacuumed, and the aura in other places were also surging at an amazing speed.

Within a few minutes, Xiaozi formally entered the school and became a spiritual master. Then, he made breakthroughs one after another. His speed was seven hours faster than that of taking a rocket. Xiaozi’s cultivation had stabilized at three spiritual masters.

Yue Xiuzhi has been protecting his Dharma for seven hours. He was amazed at what he said while watching. The main character is different from others. Qi Feng is called a genius. He has been practicing for seven years, but now he is only a seven section spiritual master. And the original Yue Xiuzhi, the top master of Jiuhuaxiao, also took one year to reach the third spiritual master. And the little boy just caught up with their so-called genius for a few years in one day.

The little boy opened his eyes and saw the Master standing in front of him to guard him all day. He jumped into the Master’s arms excitedly. The fat baby face rubbed against the Master’s ice blue robe. After a while, he looked up: “Shizun, I’m already three!”

I wish I could write “Praise me” on his face.

Yue Xiuzhi started to tease him. He couldn’t help but drag out his tone: “Oh, it’s only three paragraphs.”

The expression on the little boy’s face suddenly collapsed, and his big eyes immediately became tearful, as if golden beans were going to fall in the next second. He shivered and asked, “I… am I bad?”

With a small expression, it seemed that the more Yue Xiuzhi said “yes”, he would immediately cry to his master.

“Yeah, yeah, look at other people’s apprentices, but which are …… no better than you.” Yue Xiuzhi finally came to a big twist, successfully saw the little pup was about to cry and heard that something was wrong.

“Shizun heard that last time the kid called Qi Feng bullied you, hey, that kid practiced seven years only for seven paragraphs and ran to my apprentice with arrogance, my apprentice with one night did three paragraphs. You really give me a long face.” So, the little boy immediately laughed again and looked funny and cute with his red eyes.

Although he is not sensible, he is not a fool. Naturally, he knew that he was very talented when he reached the third level in one day, but he just wanted to hear Shizun praise him personally.

Well, especially especially want.

Pei-dage saw the man looking at the apprentice with laughter in front of him, but the love for his apprentice in his eyes could not be hidden, somehow, his (PM) heart was pinched tight.

He can’t say what it’s like, but it’s very sour and uncomfortable.

He can’t stay any longer.

Pei Ming of the other world cut off his own perception of the primordial gods attached to the world, and was dazed on the throne for a long time.

Why? What is that place? Why is that world’s Yue Xiuzhi that look like that? Why …… was it so hard for himself.

He put his hand on his chest and tightened it in a daze, and suddenly remembered Yue Xiuzhi in his mind.

Yue Xiuzhi was also kind to him, but the time was too short. At that time, he thought he had the world, just like the little boy.

Later, he was indifferent to Yue Xiuzhi. He still remembered that he was sad and at a loss at that time. He only hoped that one day he could get the attention of the Master again.

He also remembered that when he was bullied by the handyman, washing the mountain of clothes in the freezing cold with water that was about to freeze, he saw Yue Xiuzhi from afar and happily left the handyman guarding him beside him and ran to Yue Xiuzhi, shouting foolishly, “Shizun, Shizun……”

Yue Xiuzhi frowned bitterly. He still can’t forget his look. He seemed to be looking at a lump of smelly mud, which was an indescribable disgust. He turned around and left. He owed him even a trace of his eyes and said to him, “Don’t call me Shizun.”

It was really cold that day. The air was going to turn into ice. His hands had already been frozen and healed, he had no consciousness anymore. He went back stupidly. There were pieces of broken ice floating in the bucket. He felt that it was really cold to the bone.

After he was found to be possessed with evil nature, he was tortured by Vatan-zun, and became resentful.

He recalled the hellish childhood that he had created by the hands of Yue Xiuji, and could not help but think of another world where Yue Xiuji had been so indulgent to his other “self”.

He suddenly desperately wished that world’s self had revealed his demonic nature earlier, so that he could reveal the hypocritical face of that Yue Xiuzhi.

At the thought of this, he suddenly found a reasonable reason for his abnormality: it must be that Yue Xiuzhi was too hypocritical to play that naive and ridiculous “self” around, that must be  why he was so angry.

Yes, that’s it. When Yue Xiuzhi reveals his true colors, that fool will be too late to cry.

Thinking like this, when he connected his own body to the other world’s part of the spirit again, he was surprised to find that he could actually detach himself from Pei Xiaoming’s body.

He could choose to possess Pei Xiaoming’s body, or he could detach himself and act in this world in the form of his soul body, but he would not be noticed.

……

The other world’s Pei-dage’s inner struggle and self-deception is not known to Yue Xiuzhi, he is too busy these days with his disciple.

Because the youngster was bullied by Qi Feng, Yue Xiuzhi established a small goal: let the youngster catch up with Qi Feng within two months  (:з”∠)_

The nine stages of Spiritual Master, one stage is more difficult than the other, otherwise the vast majority of people in the Spiritual World would not be stuck in the Spiritual Master realm, so although the little brat became a three-stage Spiritual Master in one night, it is still a little difficult to beat Qi Feng, a seven-stage Spiritual Master, in two months.

Not to mention that Qi Feng is also a genius, his own martial arts and techniques, are far beyond the same class of people. Although the brat has three stages, he can’t master any of them.

But this is just a little difficult for the little guy as the leading role. As long as he takes some effort, it is still no problem.

So Yue Xiuzhi picked and chose in the system store, looking for kung fu and martial arts, demonic weapons suitable for the little boy. This one was good, and that one was also suitable. This one was also bought, and that one was also bought. In the twinkling of an eye, the system warehouse was full.

It looks like a hand chopping party on Double 11. (Tl: biggest online shopping festival in China)

The next day, he pulled his cub up again, and said to his cub, “I have something good for you today.”

Unfortunately, today is the day that Pei-dage dominated this shell. Although some of the primordial god is always in his world, sometimes all of them will be pulled here. At this time, Pei Xiaoming will sleep in his body.

Pei Ming raised his head and looked at Yue Xiuzhi, this person’s originally handsome and detached face is now full of smiles, distinct and soft, his eyes also showed some smugness, but not at all obnoxious, but like a butterfly lightly kissing your cheek, like a feather lightly nudged the heart, the tip of the heart can’t stop softening.

Pei Ming lowered his eyes, trying to get rid of this strange situation.

Yue Xiuzhi took out the things he selected yesterday. First, he took a skill and said to Pei Ming: “This is the Heaven’s Prediction skill, a mental skill. At the beginning, you can perceive the heaven and earth, have the effect of prediction, and can deduce everything when you reach the realm.”

Speaking of this Heaven’s Prediction skill, this is considered the most expensive thing he bought last night, cost him 500,000 points. You know, he was enslaved by the system for twenty years, only a million points ah! If the system had not doubled his number ten times in order to compensate him, he would have been reluctant to buy this mental skill.

This is a heaven-defying technique, topping the list of the system store’s Mental skills type. Because this method can peek into the laws of heaven and earth, the early stage can be pre-determined. To put it bluntly, I can feel what you are going to do next, because your aura moves first before you move. It will become even more powerful after you learn it, to the extent that you can communicate with and even make use of the laws of heaven.

Is there anything that is more suitable for the reincarnation of Pei Xiaoming as a god than this mental skill? Last night, when Yue Xiuzhi saw this skill, he was so excited that he spent half a million yuan without blinking.

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The author has something to say: the more Xiuzhi: I want to do a crazy chopping party for the cub!

Xiao Ming; happy.jpg

Da Ming: (stare–) jealousy makes me plasmodially separated.jpg

(TL note: Da as in 大 aka big/eldest)

Heaven’s Prediction Technique (绎天术实在)

(Jealousy makes me plasmodially separated. It is one of “jealousy that makes me XX” series of catchwords. The meaning is similar to jealousy that makes me ugly. It refers to being distorted and ugly because of envy of others. It is a way to praise people in disguise.)

(LONG TL NOTE orz: Desplasmolysis. is a biomedical term meaning the separation of the plasma membrane from the cell wall of a plant cell due to loss of water from the vesicles. As an internet phrase, “jealousy makes me plasmodially separated” refers to becoming distorted and ugly because of jealousy. It actually means that one is very envious, not really jealous.
For example, in our mind’s eye, the goddess, we hate to use the most elegant words in the world to describe her, and will not even think about some dark side of her. The separation of the quality wall is the separation of the real side and the false side. Seeing someone who is originally highly respected in one’s mind doing something contrasting, and not being able to accept it all of a sudden, and having a low impression of that person, is called the separation of the quality wall.)