The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

    4th grade Defense Against the Dark Arts class is really a completely different experience! Originally, the girls at Hogwarts were saddened by Professor Sirius' resignation, but Professor Lockhart, with his perfect smile and charming blonde hair, made up for everyone's emptiness in time.

    Juey sat on the seat with his cheeks on his back and looked at Professor Lockhart who was standing on the podium and kept fiddling with his hair, and exclaimed: "It's all blond hair, how can Professor Lockhart be able to So charming?"

    "Who is the lucky contrast?" Angelina secretly stuffed a piece of fried chicken into her mouth and asked curiously.

    "It's my dear cousin Longbatian Malfoy." Zhu Yi pronounced the name "Longbatian" in Chinese, and then amused himself.

    "Long Batian, what do you mean? Are you talking about Draco Malfoy?" Angelina struggled to learn to pronounce the syllable "Dragon Batian", so tongue-in-cheek What is the thing?

    "Oh, it means the little dragon who thinks he is domineering and incomparable." Zhu Yi explained after laughing for a while. Then she thought that she hadn't seen that little brat last year. Fumira said that he often spoke ill of himself in the lounge, ha, this year, he must let him feel the tenderness of his sister.

    "Pfft-haha!" Angelina's mouth squirted the chicken on Zhu Yi's table, and she quickly covered her mouth and laughed and tears were coming down. This Jue is really too damaged!

    Juey waved his wand and cast a cleaning spell on the table, pretending to criticize: "How can you waste food? You didn't hear Professor Lockhart say that there are many poor little wizards in Africa who can't even eat. miss a meal!"

    "Come on, nothing Lockhart said can be believed!" Angelina said soberly, "His stories are so fake!"

    Ju Yi looked at her solemnly and said, "If I say bad things about my male god, I will break up with you."

    "Ha! I'm so scared!" Angelina immediately grimaced, then kicked the legs of the twins' chairs buried in front of them under the table, and said, "Fred your daughter Friends are in love with other men!"

    "Who? It hurts—" Fred stood up suddenly, his head hit the table with a "bump", he crawled out with a scream, covered his head and asked Zhu Yi nervously, " Who are you in love with?"

    Zhu Yi just wanted to roll his eyes, when his eyes lit up, he sat upright, and straightened his hair, looking forward with a slightly red smile.

    "Excuse me, what happened here? Huh?" The handsome blond Professor Lockhart strode over, blinked and smiled, "Do you need my help?"

    "Oh, no, it's nothing, no, maybe you can sign me!" Zhu Yi said incoherently, she took out a copy of "Playing with Ghoul" and handed it nervously Looking forward to her male god.

    Angelina gave Fred a "Look, it's him!" gesture and look. Fred watched as Professor Lockhart took the book, picked up Zhu Yi's pen and signed his name swiftly, and shook hands with Zhu Yi before leaving. Fred wanted to chop off that hand...

    Juey didn't take his eyes back until Professor Lockhart returned to the podium and smiled at her again. He put the signed book in the schoolbag very preciously, and put the pen in it alone pocket.

    "Juey, can you still see me?" Fred and Angelina switched seats and asked with their faces next to Juey.

    "You didn't use the Invisibility Charm, how could I not see?" Zhu Yi looked at him like a fool and asked rhetorically.

    "But you didn't have me in your eyes just now." Fred said aggrievedly, "You can only see that big blond straw bag!"

    "He's not a scumbag!" Zhu Yi retorted angrily, "He has a lot of heroic deeds! He duel with vampires and captured the female ghost himself! He also used the Fiery Fire Charm to destroy it. Ghoul! It's in these books!"

    Fred's head hurt, he asked in disbelief, "You didn't read all of his books, did you?"

    Zhu Yi raised her chin high and said proudly, "Now, I haven't finished reading this book, Traveling with Ghouls!" She would never allow herself to fail to answer any questions about him in the presence of Professor Lockhart!

    Joey never found out that she and Hermione had such a common language. When Harry and Ron spoke ill of Professor Lockhart at the dinner table, Joey and Hermione stood up at the same time to defend themselves the male god.

    "Look at your dirty nose! You'll never learn to wipe your nose!" Hermione said to Ron in disgust, "And Professor Lockhart is always a perfect gentleman! "

    "That's right! And he's also very literary!" Zhu Yi added, "And you two can't even write a paper on the function of evening primrose!"

    "You copied Cedric too." Fred followed a cool sentence, and Zhu Yi smashed a pudding he just took a bite over, and he directly caught it with his mouth , and said with a smile, "It's really fragrant!"

    Harry and Ron were so angry that they ate four chicken legs in a row and burped loudly. Ginny has been secretly watching Harry by the side, she is finally able to go to school this year, congratulations!

    However, the alliance between Hermione and Zhu Yi only lasted for less than ten minutes. When Hermione excitedly took out the badge of the Protection of House Elf Association and asked Zhu Yi to bring it, she was ruthlessly rejected.

    "Then they won't survive, Hermione, they'll be scared to death!" Zhu Yi said in a very serious tone. She had seen with her own eyes how much the elves loved the kitchen! Just thinking about taking them outside the kitchen, you know what a desperate scene it would be.

    Professor Lockhart's class is really practical. He always finds some magical little animals for students to practice various defense spells on their own.

    In this class, when Zhuy and the others were surrounded by a flock of wicked birds chirping, Professor Lockhart bravely rushed up to cast a spell without wearing earmuffs. He looked so handsome back then! His wand threw out incomparably gorgeous curves! Although he was quickly attacked by the chirping of the wicked bird and lost his mind, he danced a tap dance, but his dance was also very graceful.

    Juey applauded Professor Lockhart with earmuffs and said loudly to Fred, "Look, he dances really well!"

      Foaming on the floor.

    All the surrounding Gryffindor students kept using silent spells on these beautiful but difficult wicked birds, some people fell into a coma because the earmuffs accidentally fell off - Angelina, Others happily picked up colored feathers that fell from the ground. Yes, that man is George.

    The students of Slytherin House who have been tightly bound to Gryffindor in Defense Against the Dark Arts class have already begun to retreat outside the classroom, they don't want to be lost.

    Fumira did not leave, she stood in the corner as far away from the crowd as possible and cast a silent spell from time to time, Zhu Yi quickly found her and wanted to give her two lime green feathers Make hair accessories.

    "How beautiful! It matches your school uniform!" Zhu Yi had an orange feather on his head, and tried to bring the feather in his hand to Fumira.

    "No need! I don't want to be an African savage!" Fumira resisted and pushed Zhu Yi's hand away, almost screaming. Please keep these dirty things away from her, thanks!

    Fred and George ran over picking up feathers all the way, Fred smiled and took the hand that Jue still wanted to decorate his best friend with feathers, kissed twice and said, "Dear , I don't dislike it, you bring it to me!"

    George held up a handful of brightly colored feathers and said excitedly: "Hey! These can make a lot of good things! Our 'automatic love letter quill' will be updated soon! Are you saying girls will pay for these pretty feathers?"

    "They're not confused! What kind of love story can you Gryffindors make up?! These quills might just write something that your eyes are as green as leprosy juice! "Fumera hit him mercilessly.

    "Oh!" George said in pain, clutching his chest, "This girl is so ruthless! But I think that love sentence just now is really good, I want to enter it into our love book! Miss, if you have any other love stories, please tell me, I can buy it with money!"

    Fumira looked at the exaggerated red-haired boy in front of her with a speechless expression, stretched out a foot and kicked his knee mercilessly, and said expressionlessly: "I am loved by love. How much is a kick in the knee worth?" She swears it's the first time she's used violence against a boy, and it's usually only Jue who enjoys her thumping.

    "Oh, hoohoo!" George hugged his knees and jumped and laughed, "This is a good sentence! It's worth two silver xikes!"

    "Hahahaha! I like this sentence too!" Zhu Yi also laughed along, "Fred, you guys have found a reliable love story master!"

    "That's right, after all, the only love words you can think of in your head are 'like like, like, like, like'." Fred saw that all the bad birds in the classroom were silenced and shot down by the classmates , took off the earmuffs of herself and Zhu Yi, and laughed softly in her ear.

    Zhu Yi blushed and replied, "It's better than you who can only peel radishes! If you don't like what I say I like, I won't say I like it in the future!"

    "No no no! I like what you say you like me! I like it more than radishes!" Fred quickly apologized, reaching out to hug, but Zhu Yi pushed him away.

    "Radishes?" Fumira repeated curiously, she didn't understand how radishes and love words were related.

    George approached her mysteriously and said, "This is an interesting story. It's worth five silver coins. Do you want to buy it, Miss?"

    Fumira did not pay in the end, she said in a slightly ostentatious tone: "I can ask Zhu Yi directly, she can't hide any secrets at all, five silver coins are enough for me to buy A great colorful headband."

    "Oh, you are such a stingy lady." George pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "I heard that you made a full 20 gold pluses last year by reselling our python marshmallows. Long!"

      Pay for rare things."

    George was thrown into his eyes by the end of her hair. He raised his hand and rubbed it, and found that Fumira seemed to be covered with a hazy light. He shook his head to make his eyes clearer, and then sighed. Said: "The eldest lady will really make money!"

    Fred has already coaxed Zhu Yi with a kiss and hug rhythm. At this time, the classroom had already settled, and the comatose classmates and professors were sent to the school hospital. Madam Pomfrey muttered, "What's the use of being good-looking! You can't do anything except talk big!" The sobriety was rudely poured into Professor Lockhart's mouth.

    Juey wanted to help, but Fred was forcibly pulled away.

    "Mrs. Pomfrey can take good care of him, you have to trust the professionals!" Fred kept pushing Zhu Yi out of the ward, comforting her.

    But it would be better if that Lockhart could sleep for an extra year or so! He thought secretly in his heart.

    The author has something to say:

    This school year is the star girl - Jue! Everyone applaud!

    I don’t know how many postgraduate entrance exams and babies who are preparing for various exams are watching, I wish you all a smooth landing!

    By the way, I recently swiped a new HP article "Ada Dursley", which was written by Harry and his descendants, and has nothing to do with the unlucky child. Interesting, interested babies can go to Kangkang~