The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

     Filch's face was very bad when he came back, it seems that those armors also caused him trouble. He rudely checked the trophy that Zhu Yi and the others had scrubbed, and wiped it with a brand new white cloth, but he couldn't find any dust, so he savagely drove them to dinner.

    "Go and eat like you're going to starve to death if you skip one meal, wish you could go back to the Middle Ages, you little cubs locked up for disobedience instead of this simple and stupid service Labor! No punishment at all!"

    Fred and George grimaced with their backs to Filch, silently imitating Filch's speech, with exaggerated facial expressions, even Filch's right eye that often twitched Learning is brilliant.

    Ju Yi bit her cheeks to hold back the hilarious laughter. She understood very well that at this time, it would not be brave but to kill Felczyk.

    They went to the school hospital first to solve the words on Zhu Yi's face. Madam Pomfrey smiled and gave her a bottle of lustrous water potion, telling her, "This potion will even get rid of freckles."

    There were not too many people for dinner, most of the students went home, and there were less than ten left, half of them were Gryffindors, that is, the four Weasley brothers and Zhuy . And one Slytherin, one Ravenclaw, three Hufflepuffs.

    There was only one long table left in the auditorium, with the professors on one side and the students on the other. When Jue and the twins arrived, everyone was already seated.

    Professor McGonagall gestured for the three of Zhu Yi to sit down with his eyes, then knocked on the wine glass in front of him, announcing the banquet. The professors' glasses were filled with red wine, and the students' glasses were filled with various juices.

    Professor McGonagall recommends everyone say a blessing, starting with her. Each professor was very brief, and when it was Professor Trelawney's turn, she began to talk about the black dog she saw on the crystal ball today.

    "I'm sure it's not a good sign, oh! Professor Dumbledore isn't here. I just saw him being shrouded in the shadow of a black dog. Is he sick?"

    Professor Trelawney squeezed the wine glass with her slender fingers, and spilled the wine excitedly on the robe of Professor Alfik who was sitting next to her. Professor Alfik was not angry, but she obviously didn't like Professor Trelawney very much either, and moved to the side quietly.

    Professor McGonagall said impatiently: "Professor Dumbledore has an important thing today, I swear he is not sick. Merlin knows that making Dumbledore sick is like Christmas for a wizard. ridiculous."

    "Pfft-"

    The Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students couldn't hold back their laughter, and Joey even had to put her head on the table to keep her composure.

    She really always thought, what do wizards celebrate at Christmas? Celebrating the birth of an opponent, is it finally not boring? Hahahahaha!

    Professor Trelawney was choked by Professor McGonagall, unable to speak, glared at her, refused to say any words of blessing, and drank boring wine.

    Professor Flitwick rounded up the scene, stood up (though no different from sitting) and sang a Christmas carol.

    At this time the Slytherin muttered: "Who would drink juice at this time, or red wine is more appropriate." Then the juice in his glass became red wine.

    Juey noticed this detail, and said softly to the glass: "Butterbeer." But her glass did not change, only a metal word gradually floated on the mouth of the glass "First grader Alcohol is not allowed."

    I... you... uncle... Zhu Yi's heart came up with such a sentence that represented the mood at the moment, and pushed the cup in front of her aside to vent her anger.

    "Look at Professor Snape." Fred kicked Jue's foot and raised his chin slightly towards Professor Snape.

    Juey looked over, Professor Snape was cutting a steak with a dark face, and Professor McGonagall called him to say a word of blessing, but he turned a deaf ear.

    "Severus, say a word, be happy for the holidays!" Professor McGonagall was obviously in a good mood today, completely forgetting the unpleasantness with Professor Trelawney just now. back.

    Professor Snape frowned even tighter at what she said, but he still gave Professor McGonagall face, picked up the handkerchief and wiped the corner of his mouth, and said coldly: "Although I don't know What is there to celebrate on this stupid holiday, but since everyone wants to hear the blessings, I'll just say one.

    I hope everyone has a good luck this year, everyone here is safe and sound, even if they enter Azkaban, they can be fished out by your principal. OK, I'm done. "

    Juey noticed that when he said Azkaban, he was gnashing his teeth, and every word was cold.

    "How about it, you said that Professor Snape has lost his love again recently, which is why he is in such a bad mood, I feel that he is about to smash the steak in front of him into ten thousand pieces !" Fred leaned close to Zhu Yi and whispered.

    Juey recalled it carefully in her mind, Professor Snape seemed to like Harry Potter's mother... Well... Then he talked about his girlfriend, er... It seemed that he was still talking about How many? No... That seems to be some fanfic... It's over, my mind is all confused...

    "How do you know he's broken up?" Zhu Yi couldn't remember, so she had to ask Fred.

    "I know I know!" George finally found the opportunity, and also came over to gossip and said, "I heard that Professor Snape likes Headmaster Dumbledore, he went to confess to Headmaster Dumbledore was rejected. One of the Hufflepuff boys heard them arguing in a hallway, and Professor Snape was said to be hurt and say things like 'you just prefer him' to the headmaster."

    Juey's mouth opened wider and wider, Fred took the opportunity to put a cherry in her mouth, she took the cherry out and smashed it on Fred's head, turned her head and said to George again : "Merlin! Is that so!" So she wasn't actually wearing the original novel, but some kind of fan fiction?

    George nodded affirmatively.

    Charlie sat next to them and listened to the inseparable, he thought to himself, fortunately these three little devils are sitting at the end of the long table, Professor Snape is far away from listening Come, otherwise, they will be torn to shreds!

    So, Hufflepuff has always been the birthplace of gossip, and Gryffindor is the best gossip spreader. No, human-to-human transmission has already begun.

    No matter how low the air pressure of Professor Snape, no matter how bad Professor Strawney's wine was, it did not affect the cheerful atmosphere of the whole dinner. In the end, Professor McGonagall even drank a little too much, and turned everyone's hats into flowers, and turned into a group of little white rabbits jumping on the table.

    Juey sneaked one into her robe pocket, only to find the bunny nibbling something in her pocket. Jue opened his pocket and saw that he was holding the old sheepskin molar.

    "Oh, this thing is so old, don't eat your stomach!" Joey pulled out the parchment and threw it to Fred.

    Fred took it over and looked at it carefully, smelled it again, and sneezed a few times.

    "This is a highly dangerous item that Filch deliberately collected!" George raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Let's go back to the dormitory and study it, how dangerous it is!"

    Percy heard the "danger", and leaned over with a righteous face and reprimanded: "What is the danger?" He saw the thing in Fred's hand, and wanted to take a look.

    Fred immediately stuffed the parchment into his pocket and said with a smile, "It's just the history of magic homework that Zhu Yi helped me revise, there's nothing worth watching, and I blush for all the mistakes. "

    Zhu Yi nodded in response, "Yes, Fred's homework is really messed up."

    Percy was still in disbelief, but Charlie pulled him back to his seat with a laugh and persuaded him to drink another glass of cherry juice.

    Juey seriously suspects it was an alcoholic drink because Percy started talking nonsense after drinking it.

    "Juey will revise your homework on the history of magic for you, hahaha, you really dare to joke, her own homework on the history of magic is copied by Angelina." George's tears were about to come out of his smile. . Did Joie do anything other than sleep in History of Magic class? Oh, did, secretly play crackling cards with them.

    Juey and Fred also put their heads together and laugh non-stop, really a serious lie and a serious lie, the best partner.

    The final banquet ended with the climax of a drunk Professor Strawney jumping onto the long table and beginning the African dance.

    Professor Snape could not wait to fly out, his robe was raised high behind him, almost throwing Professor Flitwick to the ground.

    Professor Binns appeared in the auditorium when everyone was about to leave, and when he saw Professor Strawney, he said in a daze: "Huh, went wrong?" Wear out.

    When Professor Snape left, the boy from Slytherin politely said good night and Merry Christmas to all the professors and left.

    Ravenclaw students have been holding books while eating and reading, ignoring everything that is happening around them.

    The Hufflepuff students yawned and were driven back to sleep by their dean, Professor Sprout.

    Professor McGonagall tried to pull Professor Strawney down, but she herself was slumped, and she couldn't even catch Professor Strawney's skirt.

    Charlie brought his younger brothers and Joey to watch it together, it would be lively, and when Percy was already sleeping soundly under the long table, he brought the kid back to the lounge.

    "I don't know what this year's gift will be." George said with anticipation, "Bill went to work in Egypt this year, he should send us a mummy or something!"

    "Come on, he makes enough money to spend himself. He said in the letter that he bought double dragon leather boots, you forgot?" said.

    "Anyway, there must be a pullover!" Fred said cheerfully, "I wonder if my mother knitted Peter Pan on my sweater! Zhu Yi, have you thought about what you will receive? A present?"

    "I want a broomstick, but I know it's impossible." Zhu Yi shrugged indifferently, as long as her mother was there, the gifts she received would never be out of line.

    ———

    Juey was proven wrong.

    In the middle of the night, Zhu Yi was woken up by her "meow", she turned over and continued to sleep, but the obsession of the owl was shocking, and Zhu Yi had to get out of the bed with sleepy eyes .

    "If there is nothing important, I will stew you." The unkempt Du Zhu Yi threatened.

    In her dream, she was traveling around the world on a broomstick. As soon as she arrived in Egypt, she met a handsome blond and blue-eyed guy, and she was pecked and woken up, and her stomach was full of fire.

    Miaomiao threw the envelope in her mouth onto Zhu Yi's quilt, and rubbed its beak on the edge of the bed, staring at Zhu Yi with **** eyes, as if urging She quickly opened the envelope.

    "Okay, okay, let's see what a good thing it is." Zhu Yi couldn't find a convenient opening, so he opened the letter violently, and a small model of a flying broom fell out. It's done very realistically, with Nimbus 1700 written on it, and a letter torn in half by Jue.

    Zhu Yi played with the model in love, and after a few meows, she barely spelled the letter and read it.

    "Dear little Joey:

    I'm so sad that you can't go home for Christmas, your mother made a table full of delicious food, and your favorite roast rabbit. (The little bunny that Joey brought back from the dining table is still asleep at the foot of the bed) Ryan said that you were left to serve and labor, and I was worried that you couldn’t even drink brandy. Although your mother said you deserved it, I know she still love you.

    Let me tell you a secret, the model you are holding now is the broom to get the voucher, you can get it at the broom shop in the corner alley next summer, you can tell your mother, You got it by lottery! Hehe, so neither of us will be scolded! Is Dad's head good enough?

    By the way, don't tell your brother about this, I gave him two monster books this year, he must be having a headache now how to put the monsters in the book back, hahahahaha !

    Well, my little warrior, go to sleep, I wish you a good dream!

    Oh, I heard my mother go upstairs, give Dad a good night kiss!

    Favorite Daddy"

    "Yeah! Long live, long live!" Zhu Yi held up the broom model and tap danced on the bed, making the meowing unbearable, and the little rabbit at the foot of the bed was awakened with a "poof" Changed back to a white porcelain teacup.

    My dad is the best dad in the world!

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    This chapter has enough words to read, so sleepy