The Trick to Teasing a Noble Family’s Son

Xie Zichen's voice was cold and indifferent, but everyone understood what he meant, sitting on the ground, raising the wine bottle, as if at a family banquet, toasting and drinking. The group of people talked about making trouble for a while, and Ranmo bought them a bunch of wine. After drinking, everyone had a drink. It happened to see a small boat passing by the river. Wang Xi stopped the boat and greeted him. Everyone got on the boat and everyone was dizzy. Only Wang Xi, who had a lot of alcohol, and Wei Lan, who hadn’t drank much, were a bit sane. Wei Lan let them into the cabin and picked up the oars and became everyone’s boatmen. . It's just that she was held by someone as soon as she held the pulp. She raised her head and saw Wang Xi standing aside.

"Let me do it."

With a gentle smile on Wang Xi's face, he drew the oars from Wei Lan's hands and rowed into the water in a decent way.

The boat descended along the water, and Huan Heng staggered to Wei Lan, completely devoid of sane appearance, sat cross-legged, tilted his head, and slept on Wei Lan.

With moonlight gleaming on the river, with sparkling waves, Ruan Kangcheng and Ji Shao in the boat sang melodious songs with the beat, and the sound of running water actually brought a special "quiet" to the world. Xie Zichen sat on the edge of the cabin and raised a corner of the curtain. He was a little drunk, leaning on the cabin, bending one foot, holding a pot of sake in his hand, and looking unscrupulously at the man in the bow from the corner of the curtain.

Moonlight fell on her pale blue robe, her waist was straight, and she sat so close, as if she were so far away. He didn't dare to approach, he didn't dare to touch, and even the courage to step forward was deprived of reason.

No one pays attention to him, his eyes can be unbridled.

Everyone said that he Xie Si was beautiful, but he had never felt that way. On the contrary, it was the man who was amazing from the first meeting.

He watched her gently put clothes on Huan Heng, let Huan Heng lean on him, and listened to her whispering to Wang Xi.

"Axi, where are we going?"

"Follow the water, I don't know where it is."

"Then when will we come back?"

"It's time to come back, naturally."

"Then when should I come back?"

Hearing this question, Wang Xi made a little humor in his eyes: "When someone arrests us and goes back, it's time."

Wei Lan laughed softly. Wang Xi looked at the smile of the person in front of him, feeling that his heart seemed to be a guqin, and was slapped by the person with laughter.

"Alan," he looked into the distance: "I pretend to be arrogant and romantic, but only after I have known you for these years, did you realize that you are a true romantic."

"Oh?" Wei Lan was a little surprised: "Why do you have such a feeling?"

"Alan wants to go wherever he wants to go, what he wants to do, do what he wants." Wang Xi pulled the lotus leaf away and swung the boat into the lake: "And I wait, but pretending to be romantic. ."

Wei Lan didn't speak. After a while, she raised her hip flask: "He is young in Axi, and he must be a competent minister."

Wang Xi smiled and said nothing. He stared at the person in front of him wearing the colorful color, and suddenly threw the oar on the poop, and walked to Wei Lan. As the boat followed the water, Wang Xi squatted, watching Wei Lan.

"Alan," he looked at her seriously: "If he is young, and I become a competent minister, Alan may always be with me, like the boy's age, mountains and rivers, but there is no other time."

Wei Lan laughed, but Wang Xi looked at the transparent smile of the person in front of him. After a while, he held his forehead and laughed low.

"I'm probably drunk." He shook his head: "Alan, don't take it to heart, I'll take a rest."

After speaking, Wang Xi entered the cabin. After he entered, Wei Lan was about to go rowing, so she was held on her shoulders, and then Xie Zichen came forward and picked up the oars.

"Send him back." Xie Zichen glanced at the sleeping Huan Heng: "He is not comfortable sleeping like this."

Upon hearing this, Wei Lan nodded, hugged Huan Heng horizontally, sent it into the cabin, and put it together with several other people, then turned back to the bow of the ship and stood in front of Xie Zichen.

Xie Zichen did not speak, and Wei Lan did not speak. She listened to the sound of the trickling water, and slowly said, "Shall I come?"

"No." Xie Zichen didn't know whether he was awake or not. He felt that his mind was clear, but he always had some chaotic thoughts.

Seeing Xie Zichen's insistence on this, Wei Lan is also not persistent. She has gradually understood that men in this world need more respect and equality than the world she lives in.

She stood beside Xie Zichen, looked into the distance, and somehow, suddenly remembered this brother's marriage.

"My sister is married, how about you?"

"Me?" Xie Zichen turned to look at her. Wei Lan turned his head to follow his gaze, smiling but not smiling: "Do you really plan to marry Wang Wanqing? If you really want to marry, I have a way to let the third majesty let go."

There were stars in her eyes.

Xie Zichen looked at her quietly, not knowing why life is so beautiful.

Seeing Xie Zichen's stunned gaze, Wei Lan couldn't help but laugh, and understood that Xie Zichen was drunk, and continued to jokingly said: "You look at me like this, don't you treat me as Miss Wang? Can't you tell, Zichen, you That's it..."

Before he finished speaking, the person on the other side suddenly rushed over.

Wei Lan was slightly startled, but was clamped tightly by the person on the opposite side. He clung to her tightly and ran across her lips and teeth. He has no skills, but he is soft and honest. Wei Lan originally wanted to turn down, but I don’t know if the self-control after drinking is worse, or the temptation of the beauty to hug the other person is too great, and the hand that stretches out and pushes the opponent can't help but turn to hug the opponent and teach the other person .

Xie Si’s kiss seemed to have brought great grievances, biting and biting, long eyelashes trembling slightly, with a flowing glow, Wei Lan breathed slowly, and simply pushed the person onto the ship’s board. Hold the other person's back with one hand to prevent him from hurting, and hold the other person's head with the other hand so that she can kiss her unscrupulously.

She thought this wine was too intoxicating, and it made Xie Simei in the moonlight so thrilling. She knew that the other party was drunk, or perhaps regarded her as Wang Wanqing, but could not restrain her actions. After a long time, she used a great Restrained, he woke up, and Xie Zichen was already half-awake and half-sleep. She looked at the other person’s childlike expression and the shining water on her lips, swallowed, but still straightened up, and after carrying Xie Zichen back to the cabin, she turned back to the bow and took the oars. Turn around and go back.

She didn't dare to go to the cabin. All her brothers slept in the cabin. She couldn't marry someone. She felt that she was too dangerous now. What if she accidentally slept all the people inside? !

Thinking of this unlikely possibility, Wei Lan instantly became sober. She thrust the oar into the water fiercely, thinking that she should send them home quickly.

Listening to the sound of boating outside, Xie Zichen slowly opened his eyes.

He let out a foul breath, and closed his eyes in despair.

It was already midnight when they sent the group home. They were used to returning home late, and the people in the mansion didn’t ask much, but Xie’s family was too strict, and Xie Zichen’s status was not high, and Wei Lan was afraid Troubled him and left him in the Hou Mansion. When Xie Zichen woke up, he found himself in Wei Mansion. Today is the day when Lin Xia is hired. Wei Mansion is already ready. Wei Lan was not too drunk at night, so she woke up the next day and sent someone to call everyone who promised to support her yesterday. Come. Everyone should save face. After getting dressed at home, they quickly went to the place where Lin Xia lived. Together with Lin Xia, they carried the bride price to Changxinhou's mansion.

The main thing is not that they do. Everyone just stands at the door to save their face.

Lin Xia’s mother also came that day. After learning about her daughter’s fate, Lin’s mother was so sad that she was about to cry, but in order to save the lives of her daughter and the family, she forced a smile and came to propose a marriage, and then she watched from the crowd With a glance at the legendary "daughter-in-law", this daughter-in-law keenly sensed her gaze, and she lowered her head shyly. With her hypocritical and contrived appearance, Mother Lin almost fell the cup in fright.

In the evening, all ceremonies were basically completed. Wei Lan and her family sent everyone out. A group of officers and soldiers suddenly surrounded the Hou Mansion. The leader was Zhang Cheng, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, and a cold-faced Zhang Sheng was behind him.

Several teenagers glanced at each other, and everyone knew that this was because I had beaten the kid and came to Laozi, and I was afraid that I could not run away.

Lin Xia made a bitter face when she saw the officers and soldiers, but she still stood behind Wei Lan, watching Wei Lan pretend.

Wei Lan folded a fan, went forward to give Zhang Cheng a gift, and said with a smile: "Zhang Shibo, what's the point of coming here today?"

"What am I here for, Wei Shizi doesn't know?" Zhang Cheng snorted and glanced at the crowd: "It just so happens that all the princes are there. You have beaten my son, then come with me to the palace and ask your majesty to judge. !"

"Why is my brother hitting someone?" Hearing Zhang Cheng's words, Wei Hua stood behind Lin Xia and quietly pulled Lin Xia's sleeve. Lin Xia lowered her voice and said bitterly: "Yesterday his second son beat me, and your brother took someone to beat him."

"The whip on your face was the second one?" Wei Hua pointed to Lin Xia's face. Lin Xia nodded. Wei Hua's eyes darkened, but he looked at Zhang Sheng on the opposite side.

Zhang Sheng just stepped forward and said to Wei Lan and the others: "Wei Shizi, Wang Gongzi, Lin Gongzi, Xie Gongzi, Ji Ji, Ruan Gongzi, please."

"Hold on!" Just after Zhang Sheng finished speaking, he heard a charming female voice coming over. He raised his head expressionlessly, and saw a face very similar to Wei Lan. It was a girl in powder coat, she swayed her waist. Coming to Zhang Sheng, he was a little shy and said, "Are you the brother of Zhang Er's brother, Zhang Sheng?"

Upon hearing this, Wei Lan had a bad instinct, but Zhang Sheng nodded honestly, that is, at that moment, caught off guard, when everyone didn't see clearly, Wei Hua suddenly made a move!

He punched Zhang Sheng to the ground, stomping on each other desperately with shoes embroidered with lotus flowers, while stepping on the other side and yelling: "Even the fiance of someone else dares to fight, I can't kill your family!"

The surrounding chickens and dogs jumped up and down, Wei Lan touched her forehead with some pain, Wei Shao led people to pull Wei Hua desperately, and Zhang Cheng also led people to protect his son. I did not expect this charming little girl, but she was None of the three could hold her. She seemed to have a natural supernatural power, and Zhang Sheng's face was bruised with a few punches. When Wei Shao and the others finally surrendered to him and Zhang Cheng was about to scream, Wei Hua turned around and threw himself into Wei Lan's arms.

"Brother, pee pee, they bullied Lin Xia, they beat her! They beat me! Take me away, take me into the palace, they will execute me! For the sake of your husband, I can die!"

Wei Lan: "..."

The Zhang family was stunned. For a long time, everyone saw Wei Lan raise her hand. Everyone thought she would slap this sister to death. When she gave the Zhang family a face, they only patted Wei Hua on the back. , His face was helpless and soothed.

"Be more reserved. You haven't married yet, don't call your husband arrogantly."

Zhang family: "..."

They probably saw a ghost.

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Mo Shubai: What is the most romantic thing you can think of?

Xie Zichen: Together with Wei Lan, he is an extremely human minister with power over the world

Huan Heng: Together with Wei Lan, he is an extremely human minister, flattens the Hu people, and restores the Han Dynasty.

Wang Xi: Like Wei Lan, like Bo Yaziqi, a lifelong confidant and a lifetime companion

Sioux City: I will be the emperor, Wei Lan will be the favorite of men, and then I will spend time and drink, and Wei Lan will wait for my luck every day at home!

Everyone: He is going to die.