The Top Couple Is a Bit Sweet

"Guo Yan? What's wrong with Dao Yan?"

The director was so frightened by the look of Director Yan, for fear that their "God of Variety Directors" would go mad before the second season ended.

Director Yan recovered, coughed, and said with a serious face: "It's okay, Song Yan thought he wouldn't give it, so I can't do anything with them? Huh."

The editor’s weak reminder: “But it’s against the law to steal the phone.”

Director Yan glanced at the young editor and director: "I still need you to remind me when I am so old? Don't I know?"

I kindly reminded Director Yan not to embark on the road of illegal crimes, and being so coldly treated, the editor and director closed her mouth aggrievedly.

Director Yan smiled meaningfully: "Stealing is definitely not a real steal. It's not illegal to talk about it."

Several staff members looked at each other.

Their chief director, Yan Zhengkui, was a drama director in the early years, and his performance was not too outstanding. At that time, the entertainment of TV programs was not popular. Most of the TV program viewers were older. Young people chased overseas idols and watched overseas TV dramas. Variety shows, domestic entertainment culture is firmly monopolized overseas. In the past ten years, the country has finally paid attention to this aspect and began to develop its own entertainment culture industry. It was at this time that Yan Zhengkui was signed by Satellite TV and became the first batch of variety shows. director.

In this way, Yan Zhengkui completely opened the switch of his career.

The domestic market has been affected too much by overseas influences. The whole circle has mixed good and bad, and is often scolded by the audience. Yan Zhengkui's several original variety shows have laid a very good foundation for his personal reputation. Until recent years, he has become a hit. Variety shows frequently appear, and many overseas producers even come to buy copyrights, and some even carry forward the national spirit to the end, without saying hello to learn from the past.

But neither the popularity nor the word of mouth can compare to Yan Zhengkui's original version.

The reason is that Yan Zhengkui has many spooky ideas. With the same program script and the same recording process, he can grasp many small details and shoot many ingenious plots.

Therefore, the staff are very at ease about Director Yan’s ability to do things. He does things well, has an effect and will not offend the guests. Song Yan and Wen Li both overturned their cars so many times on their program. There is no reason to quarrel with Dao Yan, because Dao Yan will never do anything that really offends the guests. In the last trailer, Wen Li said that he would also cut some parts. Although Dao Yan was reluctant, he ended up doing it for the guests. His face was compromised.

The last issue of the "One-Minute Trailer" was hotly searched out, and CP fans collectively held a carnival, which attracted the attention of passers-by from outside the circle. Now a week has passed, and the trailer for the seventh issue is about to be released.

Fans squatted on the official account of the world, all of them like old fathers waiting outside the delivery room. The sixth trailer gave them such a big surprise, and the seventh trailer was given high hopes as it should. Old fathers I look forward to it and look forward to the seventh trailer that will give them even greater surprises. It is best to jump in the trailer a few times and climb the peak of the variety show trailer with the goal of the Guinness World Records.

The seventh trailer was born on time without dystocia.

The fans opened the video with joy, and then looked at the progress bar expectantly.

Thirty seconds.

"? Um Jung-kyu, you can't do it anymore, right"

"Last issue was a one-minute preview of Lao Tzu's firecrackers for three days and the ashes were not cleaned up yet. Are you returning Lao Tzu to its original shape this issue?"

"You floated @人间有你"

The seventh feature film was originally recorded indoors. The program crew will not interfere with the guests’ travel itinerary. The guests will have more material when they are at home, and the guests will have less material when they are not at home. Last week, a marketing account broke the news about Wenli’s new game endorsement and Song Yan’s new shooting Regarding the movie, Wen Li was busy with the game party this week, and Song Yan often went to the theater these days. The two people had a lot of public or private trips, and the time spent away from home accounted for more than half of the week.

Fans also know that they are really busy, but the fire still faintly rises.

The main reason is that the last issue was too pleasant and the sense of gap was too strong, and the human program group in this issue appeared to be a scumbag.

Thirty seconds is better than nothing, and the fans still gritted their teeth and watched.

The light was suddenly turned on in the dark environment, and the screen showed that it was the salty couple’s home, and the subtitles were printed with the line "9:20 in the evening, the busy two finally got home".

Song Yan was the first to change his shoes, Wen Li followed behind him, and there were two people at the door.

The uninformed audience asked who these two people were on the barrage.

"Sanli and Beauty's Agent"

"Sister Dan is still so rusty"

"Is Brother Bin getting fat again hahahahaha"

Later, the two agents left. Wen Li shook his body when changing shoes. Song Yan supported her and said, "Go and sit on the sofa. I'll pour you a glass of water."

"Um."

"Ahhhh, what's wrong with Sanli?"

"Looking at the expression, I should be drunk."

"Female celebrities usually have to socialize, right? Fortunately, the beauty is with her mother, rest assured.

"New fans, do any old fans know what Sanli will look like after getting drunk?"

"The old fan is here, I don't know, Sanli has only been drunk in TV dramas."

"Okay, I'm already rubbing my hands and looking forward to it"

Fans rub their hands in anticipation halfway through, Song Yan, who poured good water on Wen Li, suddenly appeared in front of the camera and gave a super close-up.

Just when fans were clamoring, "Can a married man behave like a man, don’t just show off his face?", "Fuck these two guys have exactly the same fan-making skills", and "Is the accidental death insurance reported by Song Yanshuai for online help? Yan turned off the camera.

"...I'm tired of saying the word wilt."

"? Why don't you show it to us?"

"Song Yan, turn on the camera for Lao Tzu! Warning for fanfling!"

"Your wife was drunk and turned off the camera? Don't forget that your wife was raised by our fans! Lychee is your father-in-law!"

The barrage was still rushing to accuse Song Yan of the immoral behavior of turning off the camera without saying hello, and the picture came on again, and it was already the next day.

The subtitles were very thoughtful and typed in a line "Early the next morning, the sun was shining." Wen Li was still sleeping, and Song Yan had gotten up, sitting on the sofa in the living room while drinking coffee and watching TV. The TV was playing a drama filmed in the theater.

"I can not accept"

"Damn, I read the novel at the end of the first chapter and drove at the end of the second chapter.

"Salt into the pit suggestion: Adults hurry up! Run!"

"I found a blind spot. The beauty is watching a drama in the Republic of China, and the marketing account says that it should be true that the beauty is going to make a new movie."

"I think of the Republican photo in which the salt grains came out of the circle. The beauty of the military uniform and cheongsam killed me with three powers! Three powers will also shoot qwq when I have a dream."

Because it was a trailer, Wen Li got up in the next second. She had a pure face in the mirror, strict diet management and a lot of money into the beauty salon for such a naked face that is worth blowing in front of the camera. She spread a layer of filters to cover up her pale and swollen face due to a hangover.

"Sanli, this plain face is really amazing."

"These wild eyebrows and long eyelashes, with their own eyebrow-shaped eyeliner, I admire them."

"If my face looks like this, I still wear fart makeup."

Song Yan heard the movement in the bedroom and poured a glass of water into the bedroom.

The barrage is still scribbling "Why is Sanli's voice so dumb", "After the fact, absolutely forced afterwards", "OK, you can turn off the camera and you can turn off the camera. Adults are self-reliant to fill the 10,000-character yellow car", "Mrs. The child is hungry!" Song Yan asked her if she remembered what she was drunk yesterday. Wen Li said she did not remember, and Song Yan took out her mobile phone.

"See for yourself."

The fans who were just begging their wives to write about cars quickly unified their words and swiped the screen tacitly.

"I want to see too!!!"

Then Song Yan asked Wen Li to go to the bathroom to see, and by the way said hello to the camera: "Good morning everyone."

"Early Nima, it's already night."

"Take off powder"

"You have the courage to show it to us fans? Song Yan, I look down on you"

"My pants are all taken off!!!"

The trailer ends here. The first hot comment in the comment area is "Last issue I slapped the candy and slapped Laozi again."

Before being captured by fans, Yan Zhengkui, who hasn't posted on Weibo for ten thousand years, reposted this trailer on Weibo, explaining to himself in advance before the fans vented their anger on him.

Director Yan Zhengkui: "I asked Song Yan for the video that night. His original words were "cannot be broadcast" so he couldn't give it. It has nothing to do with me.都甜##Salt grains couple thirty-second notice#……」

The pot was shaken plainly, and it was justified.

Then the new hot search #组团去偷宋砚手机# rose slowly, with CP Chaohua as its base camp, 23 provinces, five autonomous regions, four municipalities, and two special administrative divisions across the country formed a camp, and gathered together. A huge army of "stealing mobile phones".

Beauty Cao Sanli: "#group to steal Songyan mobile phone#The eleventh army of Yancheng gather!"

...

Salt grains = sweet grains: "#group to steal Songyan mobile phone#Star City Forty-Three Army Gather!"

...

Did Salt Lie send any sugar today: "#组团去偷宋砚手机#港城Z Army Gather!"

Of course, it is impossible to steal a mobile phone, so they can only put pressure on Song Yan and leave a threatening remark of "Hand over the phone or transfer to Sanli Weifen" or "Lao Tzu" under his Weibo. It depends on what can't be broadcast! It's best to be taken off the shelf as soon as it is posted!", "Brother, or you can directly post on Weibo, then we will call you and let Sina unblock it" arrogant remarks.

Although Song Yan did not surf the Internet, it did not affect his real life. When he was watching a drama in the theater, he held his phone all the way. Even the assistant Akang was staring at his phone, wondering. What did Wen Li do after getting drunk that night?

The fire hasn’t reached Wen Li’s side yet, and she doesn’t know, she just finished recording the second performance of the fifth issue of "For You". The second performance is based on dance (dance) and vocal (vocal). In the category of rap (rap), her brother Xu Ju chose his best vocal performance. This issue's ranking jumped up again, and one person can enter or leave the Taoist position.

She felt that her brother's popularity was really terrifying, and she couldn't hold back her curiosity. After the program was over, she called people into the car to talk.

"Did your company buy you a debut position? Your popularity is so high now, will you not make a real debut?"

Xu Ju said quietly: "I don't know."

"You can make your debut. If I didn't finish singing and dancing dreams, just as if you helped me finish it." Wen Li nodded and smiled suddenly, "It's just that our uncle is going to die of anger."

Xu Jie twitched the corners of his lips and said, "Isn't our uncle mad at you already?"

"Don't talk nonsense, he is alive and well, and I will go home to eat with him after I finish the mirror test." Wen Li finally remembered the point of calling him over today to speak alone, "Asshole, do you go back? "

"How to return? You can't ask for leave unless you withdraw from the game."

Wen Li curled her lips, her tone lost: "If you can at least have someone help me disperse the firepower, otherwise he will catch me and scold me alone."

"Can you just let Brother Ayan accompany you back?"

Wen Li was stunned, as if he didn't expect this candidate: "Huh?"

"You and Ayan have been married for so long, and he has never accompanied you back to your natal family." Xu Ju curled his lips and looked exactly like her sister. "Is he not wanting to accompany you back or did you never invite him?"

Wen Li opened her mouth and whispered, "It seems that I haven't invited him."

Xu Ji's expression is complicated: "...You are heartless enough," and then said quietly, "How much does Brother Ayan like you, and don't even care about this?"

Wen Li remembered what Song Yan said after being drunk that day, and said shamelessly: "He loves me very much."

Xu Jie was caught off guard by showing off his face, and retched twice.

"Go, good luck to you over there, uncle."

Wen Li waved: "Bye, bastard."

As soon as he touched the door of the car, Xu Li turned his head back: "Sister."

"What are you doing?"

"You can also go to Aocheng to see Brother Ayan's parents when you are free." Xu Li said, "After two years of marriage, you don't even know what your parents-in-law look like. Are you so embarrassed?"

Wen Li was stunned. Xu Rie thought she was going to get angry again, saying that he was the only brother taking charge of the sister's affairs.

Uncharacteristically, she nodded: "Well, I see." Then she patted the front seat and said to the assistant, "Wenwen, you can help me see the ticket."

Wenwen looked embarrassed: "But sister, you have been so busy lately that you can't spare any time."

Wen Li said indifferently, "Isn't all my time squeezed out? You tell Sister Dan, I've been a little bit okay these days, and then give me a few days of vacation."

Xu Case looked at her with a **** look.

It was a young birthday. Her Royal Highness, who didn't like to go back to her family, was willing to go south across China to see her in-laws.

Wen Li saw Xu Ju staring at herself, as if she had been seen through her mind, and said fiercely: "Why! I am jealous of me and there are so many popular announcements?"

"..."

Xu Jie didn't bother to care about her stubborn monster, got out of the car and walked back to the dormitory. By the way, he took advantage of this road and took out the seventh mobile phone to pass the time online.

When he ran into someone head-on, he hurriedly stuffed his phone into his pocket.

As a result, it was not the people from the show crew who bumped into it, but Xu Xingyue and her assistant.

Xu Jie has a mobile phone and can surf the Internet secretly. He knows that he and Wen Li’s CP fans have grown up because of Xu Xingyue’s previous ridicule on the show. Because he was forcibly paired with his sister Lalang, his impression of this mentor It's not so good, so he said faintly: "Ms. Xu."

Xu Xingyue smiled and said, "Hello, Xu Ju, where do you come from?"

"Toilet."

"Don't you have a toilet in your dormitory? You even went to the parking lot to find the toilet?"

Xu Ji frowned: "Ms. Xu knew that I came from the parking lot and asked?"

"Maybe you went to the parking lot to find someone? I can't jump to conclusions."

"..."

After Xu Xingyue left, Xu Li took out his phone again, planning to send Wen Li a WeChat message to remind him of his heartless sister.

Just took out the phone, and bumped into someone head-on.

This time it was really from the show crew, or the female electoral tube who was in charge of their trainees.

Xu Ju hurriedly put away his mobile phone and ran away, with the female electoral tube Sa Yazi chasing after him.

"Xu Lei! You paid your six mobile phones and you made the seventh one for me! Does your house sell mobile phones! Stop it for me!"

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With the car on the road, Wen Li has to rush to the acting teacher to make up a temporary lesson today. Tomorrow, she will go to Qiu Dao’s audition. After the teacher’s class, she will ask Song Yan for advice and advice tonight. Talk to him to find feelings about a scene.

Song Yan has been looking for a role in the theater recently. There are too many business announcements that Wen Li can't push away. Otherwise, he can go to the theater to find feelings with him, and he can also make an appointment by the way.

She was already busy, but now there is another "two-person world" in the schedule, which is still the top three important schedule in her mind, and the time is even more squeezed.

Wen Li let out a sweet and troubled sigh: "Why am I so red!"

Wenwen turned his head to look at her, in a surprised tone: "Huh? Sister, did you see the hot search?"

"What hot search?"

"The hot search for organizing a group to steal Teacher Song Yan's mobile phone."

Wen Li thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "The trailer is out today, right?"

Then he quickly took out his mobile phone and scanned the hot search, his complexion became more and more complicated.

Yan Zhengkui.

Worthy of being "the **** of variety show directors", the direction of public opinion is simply controlled.

Fortunately, the part of her conversation with Song Yan from the bathroom was a blessing in disguise because there was no camera near the bathroom.

She can't control Song Yan's comment area, and now she is worried about whether Song Yan's video will be released.

Wen Li quickly sent Song Yan a confirmation on WeChat.

Wen Li: "You didn't show your phone to others, did you?"

Two minutes later, Song Yan replied, "No."

Wen Li: "Or you should delete it."

Song Yan: "Do not delete"

It's easy to pull him, but she can't help him.

Wen Li: "..."

Wen Li: "Then you protect your phone"

Wen Li: "If you show it to others, you're done."

Song Yan: "For example?"

Wen Li squinted his eyes and laughed twice unclearly.

So she replied, "Have you seen the movie Barbarian Girl? Do you want to see the barbarian wife?"

This threat should be quite effective. Wen Li put down her phone and put on her blindfold, intending to catch up before meeting the performance teacher.

As a result, within a few minutes, I heard Wenwen's hurried voice: "Sister, sister, sister!"

Wen Li sighed and took off his blindfold: "Eh eh eh eh eh, what's up?"

"Ms. Song just posted on Weibo!"

Wen Li quickly picked up the phone again, and the phone was turned on silent. She hadn't seen Song Yan's reply a few minutes ago.

Song Yan: "I want to ^^"

Wen Li: "?"

Damn, is this how Song Yan loves her? She can't afford it.