The System for Mentoring Villain Bosses

Perhaps because of his family situation, Xi Yun didn’t read comics very often. Even then, he was drawn in so quickly by the comic and was unable to extricate himself from the story. Isn’t that proof that this comic would do well?

Su Tian recalled when she read Kaka’s story for the first time. If she, a 40-year-old who’s lived twice over couldn’t stand up to it, how could kids do it?

Xi Yun was excited the whole way to school on Monday. At home, the TV was solely for Xi Zhiqiang, so he didn’t usually have the chance to watch cartoons. Whenever his classmates talked about it at school, he could never enter the conversation.

However, after reading Kaka, he thought the cartoons his classmates watched were all meaningless. Only Kaka was worth reading.

Pleased with this secret, Xi Yun arrived at school bright and early.

His deskmate Zhang Xiaoqiang was showing off his new robot. Before, Xi Yun used to be a bit jealous of him, but now he turned his nose up at it, with a ‘heng’ sound: “I’m not interested in robots anymore. I just read a super interesting story.”

Zhang Xiaoqiang had gotten used to reveling in Xi Yun’s envious glances. Unhappily, he asked: “What story? Is it better looking than my robot?”

The robot was the main character of a popular cartoon.

“Of course it is!” Xi Yun said smugly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang: “I don’t believe it, say it for me to listen.”

Xi Yun had been waiting for him to say this the whole time, so he sat down on the stool and began to tell the story.

When Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the story was about a dog, he wanted to laugh at Xi Yun, who was already so big but still liked a story for kids. But two minutes later, he was already engrossed in the plot.

Xi Yun was a heaven-sent brainwashing master and he knew how to grab the hearts of listeners. He could turn even simple stories into ones with twists and turns, filled with excitement, let alone Kaka, which was already full of interesting plots and twists.

Without realizing, Xi Yun was already surrounded by all his classmates. Whether they were little boys or little girls, they all followed his every word with bated breath, exclaiming at particular suspenseful bits.

“... Kaka finally saw the gate of the circus. The outside was so beautiful and bright, the light shining out made his eyes sore. He was finally going to be able to escape the circus and he would never have to suffer here again. However, at this time, the shadow of a large pair of hands appeared next to him on the wall...”

“Wa–no!!”

A timid girl had already covered her ears in fright, wanting to listen but afraid to.

Xi Yun stopped for a moment.

All the children let out the breath they’d been holding: “....”

“What happens next? Does Kaka make it out??”

“Whose hands are those?? Is it the evil circus boss?”

“Don’t stop!”

........

The children repeatedly urged him to keep going.

Xi Yun leisurely and unhurriedly opened his schoolbag, “Class is about to start. After class is over, I’ll keep going.”

Sorrow and whines rang out all through the classroom.

The children wanted to fawn on Xi Yun to get him to keep going, but unfortunately, the teacher had just arrived. They could only go and sit back in their seats.

Today, the students all asked to go to the bathroom, one by one, confusing the teachers to no end.

Classmates: “It’s all Xi Yun’s fault. He’s finishing the story about Kaka after class, so we can only go to the bathroom during class.”

Finally, he finished Kaka’s story. The happy ending made all the kids satisfied.

Kaka, Kaka, they all love Kaka.

The little girls especially loved him and kept asking Xi Yun what he looked like.

Xi Yun: “Very small, with curly, white fur, big eyes, black and bright. He’s super cute!”

When they heard this, the little girls’ eyes started sparkling.

“Xi Yun, where can buy Kaka?” everyone asked.

Xi Yun was going to say that Kaka couldn’t be bought, but when he saw his deskmate’s robot, his eyes flashed: “Auntie He might have a Kaka cake, but I’m not sure. When I go to today, I’ll ask for you all.”

“The pretty dessert shop auntie?” the children cheered up again.

Xi Yun nodded.

“Wa~~!”

Everyone was amazed.

Xi Yun looked at his excited classmates, snickering in his heart.

If Auntie He could make a Kaka cake, he would have her price it a little higher than usual. Then, she could make more money and buy Jie Jie more pretty clothes.

Happy.

When Su Tian came back and heard about Xi Yun’s great achievements, she lamented Xi Yun’s natural business ability while she silently took out her phone, texting Liu Kaiyan:

[Your comic isn’t even out yet and it already has spin-off merchandise.]

The author has something to say: Our little cutie isn’t called little cutie anymore, his name has been changed to God of Wealth [smile].

baobaobaozi: xi yun is the cutest god of wealth!! also i have so much love for kaiyan and su tian take all the love (??ヮ?)?*:???