The Sweetest ‘Fake’ Couple

Chapter 89 - Dog Abuse (2)

September 13, 2021

Lu Li leaned on her husband’s shoulders, watching the PR department seemingly playing. She couldn’t help but exclaim, “Husband, where do you recruit these talents?”

Chi Chenyan’s frustration eased a bit. He squeezed Lu Li’s cheeks and used his fingertips to touch her delicate eyebrows.

He thought that he would never be a fake couple with her again in this life.

Whether it is in public or private.

The mosaic couple has been taken down from the marketing accounts just when the netizens wanted to dig out more pictures of them and let them make their debuts on a variety show and let them trample on the fake couple and show them what a husband and wife is.

Lu Li suddenly found herself slaughtered in the super talk.

The mosaic couple was being used to humiliate the fake couple and the names of the slogans were:

[Fake couple, get out of the CP world!]

[Mosaic couple are the wealthiest couple!]

[see clearly what the sweetness of love is!]

[Look at the mosaic couple. The husband is so good and the wife is peerless!]

[CCY has never given Lu Li a gentle gaze and they can be called a CP?]

Pear Couple originally had some fans but they couldn’t fight back as the big fan ‘Pear-Flavored Little Fairy’ has suddenly been slaughtered tragically. There were also CP fans who ran away and even climbed the mosaic couple’s wall.

Lu Li’s Global Support Club was originally a Lu Li-only fan. Seeing the Pear Couple being slaughtered in the super talk, they were calmly watching the show.

Many people on Weibo were asking for more photos of the mosaic couple. Now that they have been photographed, there must be more pictures of them. People were knocking and asking for sugar and continued to humiliate the fake couple.

There were many reminders and about half an hour later, not knowing whether it was because of the urging from the netizens, the official Weibo of XX News suddenly went online and posted:

‘Today’s news is about a couple that became popular recently. Our network had sought the approval of the couple and we will release a high definition photo of them.’

Before the photo was good and sharpness has increased and mosaic has been added.

The first photo was of the husband and wife.

Because of the angle, the two of them only showed a slight side profile, and everyone was shocked when they saw it.

Doesn’t it look like the fake couple?

They then comforted themselves right away and thought that it was not possible.

In the second one, the couple was hugging.

Then someone beat the drum in their heart and then anxiously looked at the third one.

The third one was also sweet. After the coaxing is over, they started to kiss.

In the previous photo of the mosaic couple, they can only tell from the actions that they were kissing, and now, everything is shown in full detail.

Even the shooting angle has changed because of the two people’s movement. Just now, they could only see the faint side profile, but now, it was a complete front face.

First, it was the man who coaxed and kissed his wife, he is exactly the son of a rich and noble family that everyone expected, but he looks like the famous ‘walking President’. It’s exactly the same…

Everyone was stunned.

They then told themselves that it was not necessarily the fake couple, and there was still the idea that the man might be CCY, but the woman is not necessarily Lu Li.

Last time, they were fooled by the fake couple opening a hotel suite. This time, it was definitely cheating.

Everyone stared at the back of the head of the woman. After being kissed, they watched as the man promised something to the woman.

The tension was suddenly pushed to the extreme.

The man took the woman’s hand and walked towards the exit.

The woman was a little drunk. She struggled on her feet, turned her head, and faced the camera for a second.

The picture was frozen here.

Everyone: “…”

The whole world seemed to pause for a second.

Then… as they were preparing to save the picture and use it to slaughter the Pear Couple again, in the end, what was waiting for them was countless dog abuses (public display of affection).

They were all stunned.

The Weibo account posted another one.

‘Let’s take a look at those who used to slaughter the other version of the ‘Mosaic Couple’ in the Pear Couple super talk. Ironic.jpg’

Lu Li saw that the daily call on fans to vote for Chi Chenyan and Lu Li in the fake couple contest, the number one anti-fan was still struggling--

“Impossible! It must have been edited! Absolutely impossible! I will not believe it unless there’s a video!”

“How could Chi Chenyan give Lu Li such a gentle look!”

The official Weibo of XX News went live and posted a video.

It was a short video and was done in one go, making it impossible to be edited.

And the video was better as it has audio compared to the photo.

The background was noisy and most of them can’t hear clearly. There is only one sentence that the man said and they can only hear it vaguely.

“Let’s go back and make a baby tonight, okay?”

As soon as the video came out, the air seemed to be quieter than before.

Everyone watched the video and listened to the vague words.

So, if you are a high-cold president, you will also even go to the bar to coax your wife, and you even took the opportunity to trick your little wife into eating tofu with you?

A bit ignorant.

They didn’t know how long it took until someone finally exclaimed:

[This is the day where the single dogs (single people) died. Chi Chenyan and Lu Li, I’m telling you, none of you are innocent!]

[Lao Tzu kicked over this bowl of dog food! Damn it!]

(I or your father term that is used in anger or out of contempt, also used in a joking manner) 

T/N: Here are some of the comments from the Chinese readers lol

‘This single dog is dead and not complaining.’

‘Netizen: Do wealthy couples now like to trick single dogs into killing them? (smiling face)’

‘Hahaha. During an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent, and on the day the single dogs dies, no dog food is innocent.’