The Sweetest ‘Fake’ Couple

Chapter 117 - A Person Who Is Not Important (2)

February 06, 2022

 Lu Li sat on the desk and punched Chi Chenyan on the chest again: “Let me down, and if you don’t let me go, I will sue you. I will also tell the media and my Dad that I experienced domestic violence!”

Chi Chenyan: “…”

There might be domestic violence, but the target of violence is clearly not her.

He stopped her hand and asked: “Who is violent?”

Lu Li lifted her chin: “You’re violent to me.”

“You’re violent to me, you still want me to chase you to crematorium, and you also have an ex-girlfriend who dares to greet and talk to me.”

“I like you. Although I didn’t say it before, I really liked you in my heart.”

“You dog man is not worthy of a pure and innocent fairy like me.”

“I want us to return to our fake relationship.”

Chi Chenyan suddenly jumped at her words: “I’m sorry.”

Lu Li: “A dog man has no right to speak in front of the pure little fairy. He has a hypocrite ex-girlfriend.”

“Whatever you say is useless.”

“That’s right.” Chi Chenyan knew that he also has fault: “She is a hypocrite.”

Lu Li didn’t react.

Chi Chenyan: “You know, I haven’t been in contact with her for a long time now.”

“It was already ten years ago, we were together for half a semester, I didn’t hold her hand or kissed her.”

Lu Li’s expression was a little more gentle but she still continued to say: “So what, she is still your ex-girlfriend.” She suddenly felt sour. “When she graduated, she commemorated her work to you and she also received an award for that.”

“I will also publicly commemorate my kindergarten ex-boyfriend tomorrow.”

When Bai Qianying was mentioned, Chi Chenyan was also speechless. He lowered his head and looked at Lu Li who was feeling sour.

He lightly sighed, held Lu Li’s hand, and squeezed it in his palm.

Lu Li wanted to pull her hand out and sulked: “You can’t touch my hand.”

“She is just an ex-girlfriend,” Chi Chenyan said.

When Lu Li heard it, she became angry again: “Yes, she is an ex-girlfriend. It doesn’t matter if you had a first love. Some people just told rainbow farts to others. I already apologized without dignity and chased my husband to crematorium, huh.”

Chi Chenyan looked at Lu Li’s strange look, shook his head, and said: “Yes, what the use? Even if I did, I still only held one person, only hugged one person, only kissed one person, only…”

He leaned closer, his thin lips were about to touch her cheek, and he whispered, “Only ate tofu with one person.”

The person who was been writhing around suddenly quieted down.

Listening to those words, she felt the man’s breath hit her face, and felt itchy.

When she realized his last sentence, her face gradually turned red.

Lu Li felt that her heart was pounding on her chest.

Chi Chenyan, this dog. Where did he learn this.

A warm kiss landed on her earlobe: “You can hug as you please and eat the small meatballs.”

Lu Li shuddered, her mouth still hard: “No.”

Chi Chenyan held the person up, “Be good.”

Lu Li found herself being held up again and hit his shoulder twice: “Okay, but I haven’t forgiven you yet.”

Chi Chenyan looked at Lu Li, who looked like a cat grinding her claws on him.

If he doesn’t have to go to work, he really wants to stay here, press her down, and eat some tofu with her.

The first two times that they did it here was really enjoyable.

Lu Li knew what Chi Chenyan was thinking, but was held by him like this, suddenly remembered something, and frowned. She said, “There’s something strange.”

Chi Chenyan: “What is it?”

Lu Li: “I’ve been having strange dreams these days. That is, um, that kind of dream. I don’t know how to say it but something has been bullying me. I try to hide but gets find out and bullied, and then I feel a weird feeling when I wake up in the morning.”

Chi Chenyan’s expression was a little embarrassed.

Lu Li looked at him: “What do you think?”

Chi Chenyan coughed lightly and looked away: “I don’t know.” After a second, “It might just be a weird dream.” he added.

Lu Li’s expression was suspicious, as if she felt something was being hidden, but she didn’t continue to ask.

…

Although Lu Li was suspicious, she didn’t say anything. She can’t make trouble without enough reason.

So Lu Li scolded Chi Chenyan in her heart again, using a small notebook to write down her suspicions.

‘Idol Boy’ had entered its third performance stage.

The two previous performances of the show were recorded and had its broadcast. The live broadcast will start on the third performance. If there are mistakes on stage, it would not be possible to edit it out. The stakes of the show is getting higher.

In the first two performances, Lu Li didn’t didn’t criticize anyone. She only praised the trainees.

Today, the third performance will start and Lu Li will go there in the afternoon.

The trainees were rehearsing on stage and the music was very noisy. Lu Li saw a message from ‘A Person That Is Not Important’ on her mobile phone.

He informed her that he would go home early this evening.

Lu Li just shrugged.

She hadn’t thought about what she wanted to do with this petty man and he was already acting intimate.

She wanted him to know that he shouldn’t act smug and that she can be very happy without him.

Lu Li did her makeup and hair, and sat on her seat in the national representative.

On eight in the evening, the third stage of ‘Idol Boy’ officially started live streaming.

Chi Chenyan was at home and looked at the live broadcast on the website.

He found that he was new to these kind of show, after watching the ten-minute opening performance with a blank look, he waited for Lu Li’s scenes.

Chi Chenyan felt that Lu Li’s noble and cold lady look from before was good and she occasionally said one or two words to praise the trainees. If they were in line with what she had told him, he would persuade himself to accept it.

The trainees were performing with a blast of singing and dancing that ignited the audience. Fans screamed, other trainees under the stage had exaggerated expressions, and the judges and representatives all followed up.

The camera cut to Lu Li.

Chi Chenyan took the glass of water and slightly smiled. He originally wanted to see how his little wife would be calm in this situation, but he found that she did not act like a cold lady and raised her hands to sing the lyrics.

“Rock! Swag! Real! Skr~ bang!”

Chi Chenyan spat the water on the keyboard.