The Sweetest ‘Fake’ Couple

Chapter 102 - Interview (1)

November 21, 2021

 The consequence of excessive drinking is a hangover and a big headache, but the man’s biological clock was punctual, waking up on time when it was exactly a quarter past seven.

His right arm was numb.

Chi Chenyan lowered his head and watched Lu Li curled up in his arms. She slept quietly with her right arm resting on his right arm.

Her eyes were closed, with long eyelashes, a small nose, and a small face. When she was in kindergarten, the media said that she was like Bambi from a Disney animation.

Chi Chenyan’s throat moved.

He also wanted to sleep more like this -- if he didn’t smell the pungent scent of alcohol on his body.

He held Lu Li’s head, gently pulled his arms out, and then tiptoed to the bathroom.

The water hit him. Chi Chenyan wiped his face and began to remember what happened yesterday.

He ran into a difficult client, drank a little too much, and went home.

The more he tried to remember, the more disjointed the memories were.

He was originally sitting on the sofa but Lu Li dragged him into the bedroom.

Chi Chenyan glanced at his coat in the hamper and knew that Lu Li had taken them off.

She seemed to have said something to him after putting him to bed, even pinching his ears.

He really can’t remember what she exactly said, but he remembered that her tone was just like threatening a child.

The man thought about it with a clear smile on his face.

As for why Lu Li was sleeping on his arms, he didn’t think too much.

Chi Chenyan finished washing up and dried his hair with a towel and came out of the bathroom.

He found that Lu Li was already awake, sitting on the bed, looking at him with a complicated look that he had never seen before.

When Lu Li woke up, she heard the sound of water from the bathroom, and knew that Chi Chenyan was already taking a bath.

She watched Chi Chenyan came out from the bathroom. What she thought was that if he dare to not remember what happened last night, he wouldn’t be able to live today.

She is not a kind person who likes to do good deeds without some recognition. She is the kind of person who has to let the person know what good deed she has done.

Chi Chenyan paused and asked Lu Li, “Awake?”

Lu Li gave a perfunctory ‘um’ and continued to wait for him to say that he remembered what happened last night.

Chi Chenyan smiled and said, “Thank you.”

Thanks to his virtuous little wife. Instead of letting him sleep on the sofa last night, she got him to the bedroom, undressed and wiped his hands and face.

The small flower blooming inside Lu Li’s heart blossomed.

She lifted the blanket, pretending not to care, and got off the bed.

When passing by the man, she did not forget to say: “Chi Chenyan, you’re really bad when you’re drunk.”

Chi Chenyan slightly frowned: “Huh?”

Lu Li decided to shake the pot. Anyway, he was so drunk that his memory must be inaccurate, so she said, “You pulled my hand last night to prevent me from leaving and I couldn’t shake it off, otherwise I wouldn’t have slept in your bed.”

Chi Chenyan seemed to hesitate: “Is it?”

“Of course it is!” Lu Li seemed to be sure.

Chi Chenyan: “Is that right?”

“Oh, I won’t care about you.” Lu Li lifted her hair and looked very chic.

She was not good at lying and when she got nervous, she even forgot to settle the accounts with him.

Chi Chenyan faced Lu Li’s back, who was full of guilty conscience.

…

It was another day for the lady to practice dancing.

Lu Li sat on the floor of the practice room and talked to Qiao Jiayi about her recent problem.

“Puff!” Qiao Jiayi was drinking water and after hearing what Lu Li said about her ‘being addicted to sleeping with him’, she sprayed the water without restraint

Lu Li sat aside disgustingly.

Qiao Jiayi took out a tissue to wipe the floor and said, “Are you sure you’re not enchanted?”

Lu Li: “It’s obvious that Chi Chenyan is the enchantment.”

Would she be addicted to sleeping with him without enchantment?

Qiao Jiayi looked up at Lu Li and said: “Woman, I found that your body is more honest than your mouth.”

Lu Li: “???”

What kind of term is this?

Qiao Jiayi: “Your body feels it, but does your brain not know it?”

Lu Li: “Know what?”

Qiao Jiayi leaned closer and stared at Lu Li’s eyes carefully: “Do you like Chi Chenyan?”

“But this is also normal.” Qiao Jiayi shrugged, “From the accident, you can see that Chi Chenyan is really good to you. A peerless husband. For a woman, it would be difficult to remain unmoved.”

“But I think that you’re a little bit scumbag. When you were confused, you hugged him everyday and he even coaxed you. Now, once you recovered, you won’t even admit it. Simply denying it is fine, but while you don’t admit it, your body is still coveting him. If I were a man, I would be sad.”

Lu Li pursed her lips.

Qiao Jiayi seemed to have hit the nail in the head.

Lu Li retorted: “Have you seen a peerless husband come home drunk at night?”

“I’m a peerless wife. I’ve long since recovered but he still didn’t accept that. I waited for him to go to bed at night but he didn’t go to my room. Do you know how he is?”

“He is not sad at all. He is always in a good mood.”

Qiao Jiayi just watched Lu Li talk.

Lu Li was at a loss: “Why won’t you speak anymore?”

Qiao Jiayi: “Don’t focus on who is the good husband and wife. You haven’t answered my first question.”

Lu Li froze.

Qiao Jiayi raised her head with a playful expression on her face.

Lu Li swallowed: “No.”

How can she like her fake husband? Their fake husband and wife relationship has been voted by the majority of netizens. Chi Chenyan doesn’t like her and she doesn’t like Chi Chenyahn either.

Qiao Jiayi seemed to know what she was thinking, bent one leg, put her arm on her knees, and said, “Don’t run away every time you encounter this question. Why are you so sure that he’s meaningless to you?”

“Do you think that in the period of your confusion, how he treated you was not true?”

“If he was acting, then he should have an award.”

Lu Li panicked.

Qiao Jiayi is encouraging her to be passionate.

Qiao JIayi shook her head and stood on the ground.

She sighed: “But I also think that it’s strange. You have already recovered, why did Chi Chenyan not say anything.”

Lu Li: “His only reaction is that he showed the reporter my emoji package, ha ha.”

That dog man Chi Chenyan. She forgot to settle the account with him this morning.

He should have frozen on the sofa last night.