The Struggles of Being A Mother of Villains

Ch.126 Are you really going to marry him? (3)

Xiao Ruoguang pulled Xiao Yu over to say, “This uncle looks really old.”

Xiao Yu was speechless. My Little Guang would never attack anyone. She turned to look at Ji Xuan.

He looked at the ceiling as if observing the patterns on top.

Sun Hongyu clutched his chest as if he had an arrow pierced through his heart. “Kid, I don’t even have wrinkles.”

“But you’re thirty and I’m only three.” Xiao Ruoguang responded.

Xiao Ruoguang rolled her eyes at Ji Xuan. “Little Guang, we have to be polite. Don’t bully the uncle like this.”

Xiao Ruoguang thought about it and said, “Then don’t marry my mommy. My mommy is five years younger than you.”

Sun Hongyu was speechless. So what if she’s five years younger? I think she’s alright.

“My daddy is only three years older than my mommy.” Xiao Ruoguang was really proud.

Sun Hongyu was speechless. Damn. This whole family of madmen. Sun Hongyu stood up angrily and said, “I won’t marry your mommy. She’s ugly.”

Xiao Ruoguang’s eyes teared up. “You liar. My mommy is clearly really beautiful.”

Ji Yu climbed on the chair and ended up only a bit shorter than Sun Hongyu. Then she pointed at his nose and said, “You’re wearing glasses so how could you tell whether my mommy is beautiful or not? You’re just jealous of my mommy’s beauty. You look ugly so you hope others would be ugly too. Superficial!”

“Right, superficial.” Xiao Ruoguang raised his fist and shouted.

Sun Hongyu rolled his sleeves up and said, “You guys…”

“My father is a soldier.” Ji Yu exclaimed loudly, “I’m not scared of you. My daddy could beat…” She even gestured to people falling on the ground and Xiao Ruoguang also followed along.

“Thirteen bad guys at once! Make them fall flat on the ground in one move!” Ji Yu exclaimed the main point.

“In one move.” Xiao Ruoguang repeated.

Sun Hongyu didn’t know what to say.

Xiao Yu coughed and then said, “My bad, my bad. My kids are bad at talking. Don’t be angry. One of them is three and the other is six. Are you…” Xiao Yu asked, making a difficult expression. “Going to fight with them?”

Sun Hongyu exclaimed, “...No, I’m just stretching.” Then he secretly looked at Ji Xuan. Then, “Miss Xiao, I’m unworthy of you. I’ll treat you to this meal. Look, I’m going to go now, okay?”

Xiao Yu nodded. “Let’s go, let’s go. Thank you for treating us. Before you leave, let’s have a drink...here, cheers to Sun and Ji Families’ friendship. Toast!”

Sun Hongyu finished with difficulty before waving his hands at Xiao Yu and leaving.

Ji Xuan kept his arms over his chest the entire time. Then he blamed, “Look, you scared the two kids.”

“I think they had a pretty good time.” Xiao Yu wore a calm expression.

Ji Xuan continued, “...Plus, I don’t like the new daddy you found for them. They look like a scholar.”

“He is a scholar in the first place.” Xiao Yu played with her fingers.

“...He’s a coward and afraid of death.” Ji Xuan exclaimed.

“That’s the nature of people. What? Is there someone who isn’t afraid of death?” Xiao Yu looked strangely at him.

Ji Xuan replied, “...He’s childish at the very least, no? He was fighting with the kids. He’s quite childish.”

“We’ve watched Robot fighting Godzilla with the children already. We have no right to talk about him like that.” Xiao Yu waved her hands and ate the bamboo shoot already cold.

He was speechless.

Glancing at the quiet Ji Xuan, Xiao Yu asked, “Is something else of the issue?”

“Are you really going to marry him?” Ji Xuan asked in a low voice.

“Oh, I’m going to consider him.” Xiao Yu smiled. Ji Yu looked at Xiao Yu and she smiled. “Oh, I was just joking.”

Ji Xuan was speechless. Heh. Apparently a joke a day keeps you healthy.