The stewardess and I lived on a deserted island

"Who farted just now!" Yue

Tianming finally had time to ask now, if it weren't for his quick eyes, the warship bird would have run away long ago.

Yan Xiaoxiao lowered her head in shame, "I don't want to either, I really couldn't help it just now."

"Those barnacles with raspberries and that's it. I'm sorry. Yue

Tianming slapped his forehead, why am I on you, what are you doing, what are you not eating.

Fruit and seafood, aren't you waiting for diarrhea?

"I... I... I'm speechless for you, hurry up and find a place, clean my stomach, and wait for the barbecue. "

Hey~ Everyone admits that they are wrong, and Yue Tianming is not easy to talk seriously.

"Oh~~~" Yan Xiaoxiao walked to the side aggrievedly to deal with the uncomfortable stomach.

If you don't scold me for a while, your mouth will itch.

Yue Tianming walked to the side of the bird's corpse, sat down, and began to clean up.

The wingspan of this frigate bird is more than two meters, but it doesn't actually have much flesh on it.

Yue Tianming was upside down, only four or five catties in weight, removing feathers and bones, can there be three catties of meat? Now there

is no boiling water, and it is not easy to deal with feathers.

Yue Tianming didn't bother to care, and directly dragged them down one by one.

However, he deliberately left the long feathers on his wings, and found a lot of intact ones, and inserted them into the green straw hat one by one.

He doesn't want to go out in the green every day, now... Finally, it was much better, and after a few glances, he looked back at it with satisfaction.

When you look at it from behind, you really feel like an Indian warrior.

I haven't had any serious clothes to wear in the past few days, and Yue Tianming has also tanned.

Stripped off the bird's feathers, chopped off the bird's head, and threw away the wings, there was really no meat on it.

Only one torso remained, disemboweled, and repeatedly washed in the sea.

"How's it going?" Yan Xiaoxiao finally came back, looking at the internal organs and blood stains all over the ground, he just frowned.

You're in a hurry, you don't see anyone when you're working, and when you're ready to eat, you're back.

"Pick up firewood!" Yue Tianming replied angrily.

"Just go. "

Net toss people! I don't know what to say at once.

However, Yan Xiaoxiao thought that there would be roast chicken immediately, no, it was roast bird, and the pace of his feet accelerated a lot.

When she returned to the cave with the firewood, she had not yet entered it, and a smell of fragrance came to her face.

When she saw it, Yue Tianming was using the wild boar's tusks to skewer the roast bird, and he was making a fortune.

The seabirds were already roasted with oil, and the oil dripping from the fire made a clattering sound, and then a fragrance came out.

At

the entrance of the cave, there was a loud sound of swallowing saliva, which alarmed Yue Tianming.

"Hehe, isn't it fragrant?" Yue Tianming held the roast bird, super proud.

"Fragrant~ It's so fragrant~ Let me taste it. Yan

Xiaoxiao's greedy water mouth is about to flow out, and the little bit of unbearable feeling before has now flown to the depths of the sea.

"It's not hot enough, wait.

Yan Xiaoxiao threw away the firewood, squatted by the fire, and stared at the roast bird, unable to take his eyes off it.

It's only been half a minute....

"Okay, no~"

"Not yet." "

Another half minute passed....

"Can you eat it?"

"Not yet..."Yue

Tianming laughed in his heart, this girl saw that she was closer than her own father.

In fact, it has been about the same for a long time, he just wants to tease Yan Xiaoxiao, and her drooling appearance is very cute.

"Come, sniff. Yue Tianming shook the roast bird in front of her.

The fragrance entered Yan Xiaoxiao's nose, and she was almost intoxicated, and took a few deep breaths, for fear of missing a trace of meaty fragrance.

"I want to eat~~

" "There is still one last process left." I

saw Yue Tianming crush the raspberries, mix them with pulp and juice, and sprinkle them evenly on the surface.

When it is heated on the fire, the fragrance of the flesh, accompanied by the smell of barbecue, makes every corner of the cave fragrant.

"Give you a big chicken leg!" Yue

Tianming removed his thigh and handed it to Yan Xiaoxiao.

Yan Xiaoxiao snatched it up, but she didn't care about the hot mouth, and bit it down.

"Ah~~~" The girl began to moan in comfort.

I haven't eaten meat in three days, and this bite is almost heavenly.

"Isn't it delicious?"

"Mmmm~~" Yan Xiaoxiao didn't care about answering, her mouth was hot, but she was reluctant to spit it out.

"I heard that you have lychee roast goose in the south, how about my raspberry roast chicken?"

"Mmmm~~" How can you still talk about it, eating is the most important thing.

Seeing Yan Xiaoxiao's mouth full of oil, Yue Tianming felt super satisfied.

Only then did he rip off his other thigh and gnaw on it.

In the past few days, he has contributed the most, eaten the least, and barnacles do not fight hunger.

Although the roast chicken is missing some condiments, it still tastes very fragrant.

Yan Xiaoxiao ate a little unladylike, and she finished gnawing on one leg in three or five bites, looking at the rest with her eyes.

Yue Tianming chopped the roast chicken with a dagger, put it in a big shell, and the two of them devoured it.

"Huh, there are barnacles in there?" Yan Xiaoxiao only cared about eating meat, and now he found out that there were barnacles in the belly of the barbecue.

"That's the essence, all the fat is absorbed by the barnacle meat, try my craft. "

Wow~~~" She picked up two casually and put them in her mouth, her eyes immediately widened, and she kept nodding and nodding.

"It's super good~

" "As long as you catch a wild boar, I can make something more delicious for you."

Yue Tianming looked at her satisfied look, and he was also happy.

In this environment, I am so happy to be able to eat a delicious barbecue.

You girl is duplicitous, she is happier than anyone else when she eats, and worse than anyone else when she kills.

A delicious roast chicken, the two of them wiped out like a whirlwind.

Yan Xiaoxiao didn't let go of the grease on the shells, and he dipped it in barnacle meat, and he ate it all.

Then he patted his belly in a particularly unsightly way, "so full~so full~"

almost two and a half catties of roast birds, three-fifths of which went into Yan Xiaoxiao's belly, plus a lot of barnacles.

She lay directly on the ground, still licking the oil from her mouth.

Yue Tianming had long been accustomed to her virtue, so he got up and cleaned up all the bones left over from the food and threw them out.

However, he did not come back, but chose to sit by the sea and watch the distance into distraction.

Today is considered lucky, I caught a big bird, such a big millipede is not every day.

But tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, he doesn't know the bottom of his heart.

As for catching wild boars, he was not completely sure. If you can't catch it, you have to find a way, you can't sit back and eat nothing.

There is also the problem of drinking water, and the raspberry can't last long, so I still have to find a way to find water.

Fortunately, he was followed by Yan Xiaoxiao, which made him always have the desire to perform.

He didn't dare to imagine that he could hold out on this isolated island for a few days by himself.

It may be easier to find food on your own, but if you stay for a long time, you will go crazy sooner or later.

"What do you want?" Yan Xiaoxiao suddenly appeared behind him.

"I want to roast pig's trotters!" Yue Tianming replied casually.

"You are so annoying~"

Yan Xiaoxiao scolded coquettishly and sat beside him.

Lao Tzu wants pig's trotters, is there a problem? Who made you eat so much? Yue Tianming muttered in his heart.

You guy, if you dare to mention this, you just think of me. Yan Xiaoxiao scolded in her heart.