The silver fox general of the pirate

While Berigold and the others were talking to each other, Xiu En stared at Foxy with stars in his eyes in a daze.

At the same time all the men in the hall whistled.

Hina and Gion have already changed their clothes.

I have to say that the beautiful looks and figures of the two women, combined with the maid outfits, are like spring medicine to make the male hormones go up and explode.

Hina and Gion were more or less embarrassed and shy, because the maid outfit was too short, and you could see peaches just by poking your butt, and the knee socks were just a decoration.

Foxy turned his head to see the eyelids of the two women twitch, and instinctively told him that the old-fashioned plot was coming.

General TV dramas cannot escape the following routines.

First, a line that a group of people will inevitably say when they worship is: I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.

Second, every time the heroine is in danger, there will be a scene where the hero saves the beauty, and then the heroine will be caught in the air, twirling and slowly landing, and finally look at each other affectionately with her arms around her waist like a tango dance.

And it must be slow motion, slow motion, slow motion, this is very important.

Third, when bad guys do something bad, they usually close the door gently, and then laugh at the female character, the female character will run, and then the bad guy will run around the table, half circle on the left and half circle on the right Shout: I see where you are going, shout! No one can hear you.

Then he laughed loudly to buy time for the male pig's feet to come to the hero to save the beauty before doing anything.

The final result is that the pig's feet appeared on the stage, and then kicked the door open and shouted: Let her go! Putting on a handsome pose. Then start fighting, normally the villain loses, then breaks through the door and tells the protagonist: You wait for me!

Fourth, when the heroine and the hero have conflicts, the heroine generally won’t listen to the hero’s explanation, and either rushes away from the door or covers her ears and shouts: “I won’t listen”, basically there is no room for relaxation in this situation , just wait for the follow-up development.

Fifth, when the heroine and the heroine run for their lives, they will definitely sprain their feet, and then the heroine will let the hero go, but the hero will not go, and will say behind the heroine's back: Let's go together, we must die together!

In such a state, it is easy for the two to encounter rainy weather. Coincidentally, the two have a high probability of encountering a ruined temple, and then they will hide in the ruined temple together.

The two end up kissing during the camera transition.

There are also many familiar formulas, such as falling off a cliff and never dying, getting married will definitely cause trouble, and beheading will definitely keep someone under the knife.

When a man and a woman talk about important things, he must be heard by a person, and he is not a good person, or he is vacillating, and finally he is alive.

These routines flashed through Foxy's mind, and there was no doubt that Hina and Gion had already started this routine.

boom!

The gate was roughly kicked open, and a few vicious pirates walked in. When they were about to drink, they saw Hina and Gion's coquettish and sexy outfits, and their eyes straightened.

Haha, I didn't expect to meet such beautiful two women.

The leading pirate, with eyes full of desire, walked towards Hina and Gion with an unrecognizable pace, and whistled.

It looks like she is planning to tease and kidnap her.

Watching this scene, Foxy already knew the follow-up development of the plot.

Nothing more than two.

The first is that this group of pirates are real little guys, and the second is that this group of pirates has a backer, and there must be a big pirate group behind them, otherwise they would not be so arrogant.

We are the pirates of the Ferocious Pirates, are you two interested in playing?

A few pirates began to tear off the tiger's skin to pretend to be garlic.

Hiss ferocious pirates, could it be the ferocious pirates of Madman Ixia?

The supporting role of the pirates at the next table has a very precise grasp of the rhythm, and has begun to bring out the strength of the villain.

Is it really that ferocious pirate group?

The captain of the Ferocious Pirates, Berserker Ixia, is a great pirate with a reward of 636 million. His first captain, the cat demon Mirno, has a reward of 408 million, and his second captain, Buffalo Modisha, has a reward of 400 million. Twelve million, and the three captains, the superhuman Lavitt, offered a reward of 327 million.

The whole hall was silent, and almost all the pirates looked at these pirates with fear,

He is the pervert Rick, a subordinate of the ferocious pirate captain, the cat demon Mirno. It is said that he is very lecherous. I don't know how many women were tortured to death by him.

A pirate recognizes Rick's identity.

What, he is the notorious pervert Rick?

If it wasn't for the protection of the cat demon Mirno, he would have died long ago.

There is no shortage of pirates offering rewards of hundreds of millions in the lobby. Looking at Rick the pervert is like treating him like a scum.

Just because the pervert Rick has a bad reputation, as long as it is a female, no matter how old or young, this guy can attack, he is born a sick lunatic.

His own strength is not very good, but his methods are extremely cruel.

I heard that he is related to the cat demon Mirno, otherwise he would have been killed by other pirates long ago.

What many pirates are afraid of is not the pervert Rick, but the cat demon Mirno behind him, and the ferocious pirate group.

Sure enough, this is the familiar plot.

Foxy sighed slightly.

What familiar plot?

Xiu Zuo didn't panic at all while eating and watching the play.

It's nothing, you don't plan to be a hero to save the beauty?

Foxy was drinking red wine with great interest while smoking a cigarette. Such a heroic moment of saving the beauty must be a handsome man and a pig's foot.

So Foxy is a little ready to move.

However, there are two people who are more active than Foxy, and they are already standing in front of Hina and Gion at this time.

As the parties involved, Hina and Gion did not circle the table three times to the left and three times to the right and shout Help.

Very calm, with contempt in the calm, contempt with eyes like looking at a pile of shit.

With the appearance of the flower protectors Xiu En and Berigold, conflicts naturally occurred between the two sides.

Kill these two eyeless things for me.

The pervert Rick had a cruel look on his face, and ordered to kill him if he disagreed with him.

go to hell!

The three-meter-tall guy punched Xiu En with a punch as big as a sandbag.

Xiu En didn't even bat an eye, he just stretched out his hand and clenched his fist, and then something horrific happened.

The whole arm of the big man quickly rusted and rotted, and then spread to the arms, chest, and the whole body. With Xiu En's grip, the big man turned into fly ash in the eyes of everyone, and what was left on the ground was only a pile of rusty residue .

This was just the beginning, Berigold also made a move beside him, the pervert Rick and the others only felt a gust of wind blowing, and then the whole body was covered with cracks and turned into spheres rolling on the ground.

The whole hall fell silent.

ah

With a scream, a fish that slipped through the net rolled and crawled out of the tavern.

The pervert Rick was killed so easily.

How can it be.

These people seem to be the navy.

It will definitely attract the cat demon Mirno.

For a moment, the hall became chaotic, Foxy spit out a puff of smoke, and everything was developing according to the plot.

Sure enough, it is still the original taste of the familiar recipe, changing the soup without changing the medicine. .

If you like someone, you have to confess, don't worry about it so much, although the possibility of failure is very high, but what if it becomes a backup tire?

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