The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

"I'm back."

"Welcome back--!"

Kick, kick, kick.

There were light footsteps in the living room, and soon she appeared in front of me.

Should it be said to be like a rabbit, or a cat?

I probably feel both ways.

Although it seems a bit too casual to use such frivolous words and describe my relatives in such a way as if I met a passer-by I don’t know, but this is really the feeling in my heart.

She tilted her head slightly, and waved to me with a deliberately cute expression.

"It's so slow, Wu Ye, my stomach is already flattened by hunger."

"Don't you know how to cook yourself?"

Sighing, counting the number of times during the day, Wu also felt that his stomach was surprisingly prone to pain today.

"Because I want to eat Wuya's cooking."

Blinking his eyes pretending to be playful, his ambiguous gaze leads to a deceitful smile, although this has long been a familiar routine for Wu Ye, but at this moment the corners of his mouth are still twitching uncontrollably.

How does he look like an adult? This guy.

Speaking of which, I haven't introduced her yet, but her name is Fujiwa Nyonyo, my father's younger sister, my aunt, and one of the three members of this family.

Although the woman in front of me is indeed my aunt in terms of seniority, if she is analyzed from a normal editorial theory.

But judging from the psychological age, at least from the psychological age that most of them show, I don't agree with her as an adult at all.

But, even though Wu Ye still has a lot of complaints about this aunt at this moment, it is undeniable that he still has a certain degree of respect for the elders, Teng and Nvnu, in his heart.

After all, he was the benefactor who took her in.

Deng Deng Deng——

There was another sound of footsteps, still of the same frequency as before.

Just as Wu Ye took off his shoes, he saw some kind of unknown life form behind his aunt.

Specifically, it, er, no, it should be her, and the first impression she gives people should be that the sushi rolls are fine.

From the thighs up to the stump of hair on the head, they are all wrapped in a quilt painted with a cosmic appearance, but other than that, the white thighs, slender bare feet, and fluffy The skin still has that girl's unique fragrance.

In short, she has all the conditions that meet the needs of a beautiful girl.

Let's put it this way, for this unknown life form X, if you look up from the waist, it is a man-eating monster, but if you look down from the waist, it is a charming fairy.

"The transmission of matter from the universe has been intercepted. In order to ensure the sustainability of material storage, my cousin is now required to provide the energy necessary to continue communication."

".I got it, I got it, I'm going to cook right now, just wait for a while."

Resisting the urge to sigh continuously, Wu Ye covered his depressed face and put on his indoor shoes, trying to let himself ignore these already familiar but still strange and helpless daily routines.

Continuing with the topic just now, the next thing I want to introduce is the last member of this family.

This quilt was wrapped in a quilt. Oh no, it was a person wrapped in a quilt. They were my cousins, Teng and Elio.

If I explain it to other people like this, it will definitely surprise them. After all, none of my aunt's acquainted relatives, including my parents, know that she has a daughter.

Should I say, this is a secret?

In this case, am I the second person in the world who knows this secret?

It sounds awesome.

Ah, by the way, there is one last point, although this has nothing to do with a serious introduction, but, as you can see, defined by general social cognition, she is the one in the rumors——

Radio girl.

Earthlings who call themselves spacemen, these are my cousins, Teng and Elio.

I don’t know why, but when I think of this, Wu Ye’s heart inevitably flashes with a subtle regret.

Bypassing the mother and daughter whose strangeness index was both ten, Wu Ye went straight into the kitchen, where the prepared materials and tools were placed. It seems that although my aunt herself looks very out of tune every day, but the basic Common sense is still there.

"Curry curry, Takeya, hurry up."

The aunt urged like a child, which made the emotion that had just emerged in Takeya's heart disappear in an instant.

"Huh huh huh~"

Humming an unknown tune, my aunt just lay on the small shelf in front of the kitchen, staring intently at Wu Ye's busy figure, with a playful light in her eyes.

"Speak of it."

Her eyes followed Takeya's movements, and her aunt asked casually.

"Has the cat problem been solved?"

"So be it."

The painful expression of Togashi being dominated by the black history was recalled in his mind, and Takeya quickly ignored the topic with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Hey~ Did you give it away? Or did you say you threw it away?"

"Give it away."

"That's it~ It's such a pity. In fact, I also thought about getting a cat or something."

"Let me tell you, it's obviously my aunt and you didn't let me bring it back, didn't you?"

Stopping what he was doing speechlessly, Takeru turned his head to face his aunt's playful expression.

"Really, now that you are old, you should stop playing tricks like this that are natural to little girls!"

"What does age mean?"

It seems that it touched my aunt's pain, no, it seems that this is also part of her disguise.

"Auntie, I'm still in puberty now! Big~person~adolescence~"

"."

Ah, now that it's over, I'm too lazy to complain about these outrageous lines.

In this way, under the "harassment" of his aunt, Wu Ye finally finished today's dinner.

Ordinary curry.

Of course, is there any curry that glows?

In fact, to be honest, my aunt's craftsmanship is much better than his, but because of work problems, she often doesn't have time, so Takeya can only take over the cooking job.

But judging from today's situation, even if he has time, this guy may not necessarily be able to cook.

At the dinner table, my aunt was no longer as active as before, probably because of Unidentified Life Form

But as soon as this idea came up, Wu also found that the other party had been staring at him with the eyes of the prankster.

It seems that this guy just wants to change the game.

Compared with the visual impact, the effect of mental damage is more significant.

For the sake of his own fragile nerves, Wu Ye silently moved his gaze to his cousin, Elio, who was sitting beside him, under his aunt's resentful eyes.

Elliot wraps herself in a quilt most of the time, even when eating.

Watching the little hand protruding from under the quilt grasping the spoon filled with curry and then retracting it into the quilt, the entire quilt roll will react to a certain extent like some insect-type creature, similar to squirming. .

Wu also lamented that Elliot's eating method was troublesome, but also felt a headache for his new workload tomorrow.

It's so troublesome to wash the quilt cover.

After the meal, Elio returned to the TV with no signal as usual, and started her "communication test" today in front of the snowflake screen, while Fujiwa and her daughter stayed behind to help Takeya put away the tableware.

Standing on both sides of the pool, repeating the cooperation I have become accustomed to, at this moment, my aunt suddenly asked:

"By the way, Takeya, how does the new school feel?"