The Rise of the Vortex Kingdom of Konoha

"boom!"

Kakuzu directly threw the documents in his hand onto Uzumaki's desk, looked at Uzumaki who was looking sleepy, rubbing his eyes and stretching, and said angrily, "What's wrong, because there is one more, Did you sleep on the floor at home?"

This guy is really...

He really didn't know what to say. Was it fun to set off fireworks all day long?

Everyone is tired of seeing it!

Naruko and Sasuke told him at the academy that their father's knees have been red, swollen and blue these past few days, and they don't know why?

He didn't even know how to answer.

And now that medical ninjutsu is so advanced, a mere red, swollen, or bruise disappears in an instant, but you keep it on just to show off your pity?

Kakuzu looked at Uzumaki Xun who mentioned that God had come, and said helplessly, "What's wrong? You go to bed too late every day, your kidneys are weak?"

Can you finally bear it no longer?

You know, even if he had four hearts, he wouldn't dare to act like this!

after all……

He no longer has a kidney~

"Don't talk nonsense!" Uzumaki Xun rolled his eyes, sighed, and said, "You have a hundred-year-old kidney, your talent is weak!"

With his current strength, how could he still have kidney deficiency?

He stood up, twisted his waist and said, [Huh? It seems to have become a little stiff. 】

He walked to the tea table, picked up his tea cup, poured out the red wolfberry, put some more in, poured in hot water, took a sip, and raised the corners...

"Would you like a drink? It's just right to replenish your kidneys!"

"..."

Kakuzu's face suddenly darkened. Except for his heart, his whole body was covered with black lines. Where should he fix it?

After calming down his inner anger, he gritted his teeth and said, "No need!"

Then……

Uzumaki glanced at Kakuzu's waist, sighed regretfully, shook his head, and said, "Why are you here with me?"

It seems that it is no longer useful!

"What kind of look are you looking at?" Kakuzu's face turned even darker, but for his inner dream, he was the god of the ninja world.

Bear it! ! !

Taking a deep breath, still with a dark face, he said calmly, "Ocean of stars! You promised me my dream of conquering the sea of ​​stars!"

A few years ago, you were the bastard who asked me to wake up and said you were going to take me to make money from aliens. Why do you just pretend that this is not the case now?

It was because of your nonsense that I founded UtoFubao, intending to solve the problem of fund exchange between aliens and the ninja world. Now you actually ask me what you want?

Were you really fooling around at that time?

He rubbed his wrist and looked at Uzumaki with a gloomy face...

"Please give me an explanation!"

"Hey~, don't get excited, don't get excited!" Seeing Kakuzu like this, Uzumaki Xun quickly stopped him and said, "You are already old, what should you do if you have a heart attack out of anger?"

Elderly people should have fun all day long, practice Tai Chi, and dance square dances. Isn’t square dancing quite popular after 8 pm in the Land of Vortex? Why don't you dance along?

Why are you always thinking about someone else’s alien wallet?

And if you go out to dance, you might even have an evening love affair!

Those who care about their heart but not their kidneys, after all, are so old and don’t have kidneys yet...

"I have five hearts!" Kakudu said angrily, with a dark face, "Even if one has insufficient blood supply and is blocked, there are four more who will not die!"

Are you cursing me?

"Ha...haha." Uzumaki Xun quickly laughed, turned away his eyes, and said, "I care about you, I care about you!"

Really, I didn’t lie to you!

"Alas!" Kakuzu sighed helplessly when he saw Uzumaki like this, and murmured, "What I regret most in my life is that I became the Minister of Finance of the Country of Uzumaki!"

money……

"I'm no longer interested in money!"

With sadness in his eyes, he shook his head helplessly...

If this continues, he will die!

"..."

Uzumaki picked his ears. Why did this sentence sound so familiar to him? He even had the urge to hit someone after hearing it...

But looking at Kakuzu's disoriented expression, he sighed and said helplessly, "Aren't you still not ready?"

"The spaceship, haven't Qianluo and the others already researched it?" Kakuzu came to his senses after hearing Uzumaki's words, frowned, and said, "What else needs to be prepared? Not to mention the strength of the two of us. , even if we encounter danger, I believe we can solve it."

Sighing helplessly...

"You...you kid just don't want to leave Wenwen Township!"

Squinting at Uzumaki Xun...

"Tsk, tsk, why are there so many? Who do you think is beautiful?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Uzumaki Xun's heart skipped a beat, and he glanced behind him to see if there was anyone. When he found that there was no one, he breathed a sigh of relief, rolled his eyes, and said seriously, "I'm face blind. In my eyes, They’re all the same, they’re all the same! Really!”

I’m not going to lie to you, this is all love!

"Okay, stop pretending, kid." Seeing Uzumaki like this, Kakuzu said with a sneer on his lips, "I've worked with you so many times, and I still don't know about you?"

In order to protect the peace of the ninja world, it was you who took me to sell arms!

I have always remembered this incident. It was also because of this incident that he embarked on such a road of doing business and becoming rich. Until now, he has lost himself on the road...

"Tell me quickly, when can we set off?"

His only remaining goal now is to become the richest man in the universe!

"Wait..." Seeing Kakuzu's veins popping out, Uzumaki Xun quickly changed his words and said, "We'll set off immediately after a few tour guides arrive!"

It just might take a few more years...

Put on a serious expression on your face...

"You know, the universe is vast, what if you get lost by then?"

He doesn't even know if space ninjutsu can be used in the universe!

Therefore, in order not to leave him and Kaguya alone when he comes back, he must be prepared!

As for why not let Kaguya lead the way...

After so many years, who knows what the Otsutsuki clan has become, it’s better to play it safe!

"That's it..." Kakuzu pondered for a moment after hearing Uzumaki Xun's words. Finally, he sighed helplessly, nodded, and said, "That's the only way it can be, it's just..."

Looking at Uzumaki Xun in confusion...

"Where did the tour guide come from?"

Does this kid still know aliens?

"Don't worry, it will come, it will come!" Uzumaki Xun narrowed his eyes, showed a mysterious smile, and said, "If there are too many... they will come when the time comes!"

"In this case, I will wait a few more days!" Kakuzu nodded with satisfaction, stood up, looked at Uzumaki Xun's familiar smile, and said, "I hope you won't keep me waiting too long."

As long as this kid shows this smile, it means everything is safe.

Then, filled with excitement, I walked out with my hands behind my back...

【The universe! I don’t know how many rich people there are! 】

Sooner or later, Kakuzu will become the richest man in the entire universe! ! !

However……

But he didn't realize that Uzumaki Xun behind him was looking at him with a look of dismay...

[If you knew you had to wait a few more years, would you suffer from depression? 】