The Record of Unusual Creatures

Hao Ren didn't react at once. In fact, you can change your mind when you suddenly see your cat become a big living person. Rao is Hao Ren, and he has a lot of knowledge. The cat girl who was suspected of "rolling" was not satisfied after waiting for a few seconds without seeing the meal. She raised her voice and said: "Shovel, rice cooker? Rice cooker?! Rice cooker!!"

Hao Ren pointed at his nose: "Do you call me?"

"Shovel," the cat girl squinted, rubbing her feet on the ground and rubbing it on Haoren's trouser legs. "Okay, hey, can you give me a meal this time? Run for a day, so hungry."

Hao Renqi suddenly picked up: "Are you really rolling?!"

When the cat girl hears the word "roll", it will respond as if it were pressed by a switch: "Hey?"

"How can you say... No, how did you become like this?" Hao Ren was a bit incoherent. At this time, he didn't even know what to ask first. "Is it last night to go out and find a place to change? Before eating What's wrong with the wrong thing?"

"Rolling" and pulling his head and yawning lazily, he looked for something: "rice."

"I know how to eat and eat!" Hao Ren's forehead burst into blue veins. After he recovered from the initial shock, he realized that even if this guy turned out to be in the shape of a stupid cat, he was still a stupid stupid cat. "Lilly, Give her a cat meal!"

Lily slammed and ran to bring the rolling cat food bowl over, but suddenly he was hesitant when he was preparing to hand it to Hao Ren: "Is she still eating cat food now?"

Hao Ren still did not answer, "rolling" has been lightning-like and grabbed his own rice bowl, satisfied with the sea to eat the sea, and at the same time politely thank: "Thank you stupid big cat."

Lily: "Wang? But I am not a cat..."

"It is said that in the world view of the cat, all the creatures in the world are divided into three kinds of cats, big and medium, and then subdivided into cats that are more stupid than themselves and those that are slower than themselves." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "and you secretly eat. Why can't she eat cat food for her dog food? Is the cat food bought for her more expensive than my biscuit?"

At this time, "rolling" looked up and looked at Hao Ren: "Shovel, water."

Hao Ren finally reacted to fight for his own human rights. He pointed his finger at the stupid cat: "You must give me this name first! I am your master!"

"Oh, the owner responsible for shoveling, I want to drink water."

Hao Ren: "..."

One person and one cat did not have a long time, and no one succeeded in the end. Others also took turns to try to negotiate with the "roll", and the latter is now busy eating something and simply ignore others. She maintains the elegance and pride of a cat – that is, no one cares.

The only progress is that many people know the position of Hao Ren in the cat's mind, that is... ah, it is a shovel.

Hao Ren stunned and stunned on the sofa (this position may have been infected by Lily next to it), watching the cat girl not far away lazily arched on the cushion, handcuffed into a cat's claw to wash his face, pull My own tail and constantly scratching my ears, my heart feels mixed. He sighed: "I don't think cats in other stories should be soft, soft, understanding, and intimate and sensible to the master. How come this is me? a guy who paints the wind..."

His voice did not fall, "rolling" suddenly jumped up and ran down the stairs, and then rushed down like a madman, to run back and forth several times, do not know what to do, Hao Ren see this The situation can only be more sorrowful, and the sleeves of the Minnan Palace in May: "Teach her how to use the toilet... especially teach her how to deal with human clothes."

Vivian took a picture of Hao Ren’s shoulder: "I have also seen the legend about cats and modern stories. To be honest, this style of painting is really a bit wrong, but logically... she is more than the cats in the story. Really much, at least she doesn't like clothes like most cats."

"The key question now is how she became like this," Hao Ren squinted. "There is also a reason for supernatural phenomena. It is impossible to suddenly cultivate a fine cat for a plot. - This place It’s not a fairytale cave.

"You must strictly say that this is really a fairy cave," Vivian shrugged. "The couplet in the Guangmenkou is enough for more than twenty Nantianmen. But I think the change of 'rolling' and the feng shui here. It doesn't matter much."

"In fact, this cat is not a bit abnormal a while ago," Izak had not spoken. At this time, he snorted and inserted a mouth next to him. "When did she like to watch TV? And you adopted it before." She didn't have the habit of reading a newspaper with you when she was."

Hao Renyi: "Looking at the newspaper?"

"Yeah, read the newspaper," Izax nodded. "One time I found out that my newspaper was gone. I saw the 'rolling' in the stairwell and was reading it there. She was definitely reading the newspaper at that time. Instead of tearing it up, because several newspapers were placed neatly and without one upside down. But I guess she didn't know the words—because all the newspapers were turned to the photo version.

Hao Ren opened his mouth for a long time without talking, and slowly recalled the abnormal changes of "rolling" in the recent period. I don't know when she started watching TV. She knows how to control the remote control. She can remember the number in the upper right corner of the TV and use it to lock the channel. When the family is eating, she will kneel at the table and listen to her ears. It seems to be watching. What other people discussed, she began to read newspapers, studied the structure of doors and windows, and went to the kitchen is no longer to steal biscuits, but to see how their food is processed...

All of these phenomena have been shown for a long time, but because "rolling" is a strange cat from the beginning, and often there are jumps, so many people in the family did not care. Coupled with Hao Ren’s recent rush to deal with the troubles of the eldest son and the different worlds, he did not systematically associate these things once – no warning.

Elizabeth held her baby's screwdriver and looked around. Finally, she bowed her head in frustration: "Oh, it's actually worth studying... but there is no place to screw it."

I don't know how long this devil's head is.

"It seems that the change of 'rolling' has started since the beginning of the year," Vivian said thoughtfully as he touched his chin. "Although it was not turned into a human figure at the time, she was obviously opening up... I will ask her for help. ?"

"I suddenly felt that it was a bit difficult to communicate with my cat," Hao Ren sighed. "You haven't seen her reaction just now, the down-and-coming **** cat. I don't think I felt when I took care of her."

"If the language is not available, the relationship between the main and the pet will be more harmonious. If you fill your brain, you will feel intimate." Lily said, "There is a lot of philosophical words." They can't understand the other person's own embarrassment - have you forgotten the first diplomacy in Campbell's history?"

Hao Ren sighed, he realized that Lily said it makes sense, but he still has to find a way to find a way to communicate with his own cat... I don't know if the small fish tube does not work.

At this time, Nangong had already led the "rolling" out of the bathroom in May. The cat girl doesn't want to walk, she always wants to squat down and land on her feet, and the next May keeps picking her up.

Walking upright is really difficult.

In May, she had already washed the face with "rolling", and by the way, her hair was smoothed, and the latter finally became a pretty girl. Hao Ren noticed that the other person's looks are slightly like the combination of Lily, Vivian and Nangong in May, and even with the outline of Becky's eyeliner, can't help but wonder if the other person chooses according to their usual people. His current appearance: if her transformation is self-controllable.

"Come here," Hao Ren patted the sofa armrest, which was the place where "rolling" usually liked to squat, but soon Hao Ren realized that the situation was different. "Forget it, you still find a place to squat." Let's go."

"Roll" snorted, jumped lightly on the sofa to find a comfortable posture, and continued to play with the tail, pulling his ears and washing his face with his claws. Hao Ren sees this situation referring to the other person's body: "Do you know what you are like?"

The cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head: "It became a big cat."

"Do you know how you become like this?"

"do not know."

"Do you know when you have become like this?"

"do not know."

"Do you know who I am?"

"Shovel."

Hao Ren: "...well, let's skip this question. How do you feel now?"

The cat girl arched on the sofa and her eyes were a little confused. It seems that she is also confused about the changes that have happened to her, and perhaps a little uneasy. But in the end she nodded. "Nothing. You are getting smaller."

"That's how you got bigger," Hao Ren sighed. "Forget it, it seems that it hasn't been so smart to become a human figure. It's estimated that you can't say it yourself." (Good activity in the sky, cool mobile phone waiting for you Take! Pay attention to ~ point / Chinese network public number (WeChat add friends - add public number - enter qdread), participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now immediately pay attention to qdread WeChat public number!) r1152

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