The Rebirth of the Male God Starts From Playing Games

  Chapter 107 106. Who is not a human? (5k word big chapter)

  In addition to the wild PK, there are also dungeon gameplay in the game, real-time dungeon gameplay, plus the need for player professional matching and various special BOSS battles, so players can talk about it.

  【Today, the stupid head of our army, he said he would go to open up wasteland and change the secret realm at 8 o'clock. At 8 o'clock, he will be fully armed and wait for the head of the army to appear.

  As a result, when others came, we were all dumbfounded:

  Because the head of the group is also carrying a sister paper.

  Ganny Niang, everyone knows that there is no sister paper in the Three Kingdoms world.

  Sister paper will only be a hindrance, become the enemy's spoils, or become the sacrifice of the BOSS.

  The head of the group didn’t believe it, so he let us go to QQ and sent a photo of the sister's paper.

  Ganniniang column.

   is really a beautiful girl, at least not an Internet star, the old seven has searched the Internet for a long time, no one knows this girl.

  So everyone suddenly got excited.

  The sister paper in the Three Kingdoms is such a rare creature, it is a pity that the group leader discovered her first.

  In order to get sister paper to go to Jiugong with us to become a copy, the old eleven gave up his nanny throne.

  Who makes sister paper an alchemist, and there are only a few alchemists in the team.

  After entering the wasteland reclamation stage, we finally verified——

  This girl named Wenmo is really a sister.

  No position, no output, no milkman, generally speaking, she will only follow one person——

  That person is the stupid head of the group.

  The commander is a ranged warlock who has not eaten any damage at all, why are you breasting him?

  Reclaimed wasteland for 3 hours, but the old one never passed.

  All of us feel extremely frustrated.

   But in order not to lose face in front of sister paper, Feng Bugui this stupid fork actually wants to come again.

  I wanted to spray him:

  Come on, come on, come on Nima.

  Don’t you even see it?

  The reason why we can’t get through is because we didn’t work hard enough? It's because there was a smelling ink in the team!

  It was the legion commander who was more considerate and said, "We are tired today, otherwise we will stop here and continue tomorrow."

To tell the truth, I am happy in my heart. Don’t say today, and continue to do this tomorrow. Unless this girl is a genius who can get started quickly, if we drag the oil bottle like this, the progress of our army may be ten thousand years. To be stuck here.

  As a result, everyone was relieved and was about to go offline.

  The sister paper named Wen Mo sent the message to the wrong chat channel. The content of the team leader who was supposed to chat privately was posted in the team channel.

  She said: "Husband, where do we go to open a room at night? Is it Hilton?"

  "……"

  Everyone is silent.

  Now when we look at the army commander’s eyes, they all look like two devils. It’s so peculiar. It’s a waste of your brother’s time. When the brothers are in dire straits, you are actually firing a cannon? !

  Borrow your post to make an oath here!

  Starting from today, I am going to write this book with sister paper again, I am a dog! 】

   [Stop talking upstairs, I'm ashamed of my brothers, I have retired from the group tonight, and you can directly explode my equipment. 】

  【Hahaha, is there still such a bad legion commander? I think of my boss when I see your captain, the thief is funny.

  The boss dislikes sunshine very much.

  So the curtains of the old folks are usually closed.

  I asked the boss why.

  The boss said that in the morning he thought it was the setting sun, but in the evening he thought it was the morning sun.

  "The jet lag that affects me." The boss came to a conclusion. 】

  【Dinner is when the legions are assembled.

  So sometimes I stop eating.

  One day, the transformation of wasteland to the nine palaces was very unsuccessful. It took 4 hours to complete the task assigned today.

I told the legion commander and Lao Fang (Lao Fang is the first nanny of our legion. He played the alchemist because he said his surname is Fang. If the person surnamed Fang has to play the alchemist, then I really don’t know if someone with the surname skill should play alchemist. What to play), I told them that I wanted to eat some food first. The boss said, this is not suitable, everyone is so hard, it is hard to say.

  I said I didn’t eat anything at night.

  The boss thought for a while and said you go eat.

  Then the boss shouted in the team channel, XX went to the toilet, everyone wait.

  After I came back, the old man asked me what to eat in the toilet.

  Am I special...]

  【Hey, after playing this game, I found that there are really no good people in the game, and you must not bring sister paper.

  I have a sister who is really related by blood, born to the same parents.

  Isn’t the college entrance examination over some time ago?

  This little Nizi was playing crazy outside all day, until last week when she saw me playing Three Kingdoms online at home, she actually wanted to join in the fun.

  I’ll just say yes, I’ll take you to experience it, but you can’t play after school starts.

  After I went online, I brought my sister, the first-level trumpet, to the members of the legion. Everyone ignored them at first.

  As soon as I said that this is my sister, my sister, the kind that is related by blood.

  A bunch of people in the legion channel started calling me "Brother Uncle"

  Call your sister!

   What's even more annoying is that my sister actually gave her QQ account to these beasts.

  A few days later, my sister told me that she was going out to play with friends.

  I didn’t think too much at the time.

  But after a few days, I found a pattern:

  When my sister went out to play, the old man in the legion was basically offline.

  Later, I took a peek at my sister's QQ, and found out that the old man actually got together with my sister!

  I really want to kill people.

  Please, friends, comfort. 】

  So there were a bunch of posts below and shouted [Brother Uncle]

  [Hello brother, is your sister beautiful? 】

  [Hello brother, does your sister mind a 30-year-old man? 】

  ……

  【Our legion commander recently ordered the fight against the Jiugong to change very badly.

  He had a very violent temper, and the opening of the house was not very smooth, mainly because sister paper felt that he had not obtained good equipment from him, and the boss was black and black.

  Successfully opened up wasteland several times to touch the corpse. Quante is nothing but rubbish.

  As a result, the boss has felt unusually irritable because of the unsuccessful land reclamation of the past few times.

  He felt that there were always people paddling making trouble.

  So it led to our unsuccessful land reclamation, and we couldn't fight through it.

   but never review whether he is really dark-faced.

   So when it comes to the next copy.

  The boss just stared at each other one by one. See who doesn't work hard.

  A few days later, someone started talking.

  The guild leader stayed motionless when playing the dungeon, and then the target was constantly changing.

   "They say you take the lead in paddling."

  The deputy commander of the legion responded to the boss.

  Later the boss ordered me to take over his job.

  ……

  Sometimes I don’t know if I should talk about these paddling people.

  30 of us worked hard, 10 of us paddled.

  Then 40 people were rewarded.

  I feel very unfair.

  But the legionnaire was very open.

   "After all, this is not a fair society." The boss said.

  We also think it makes sense. 】

  In fact, due to the rush of production time, Bomi’s Three Kingdoms online has only finished part of the copy content.

In Cao Yang’s plan, many things, including future large-scale national warfare gameplay, will be put into version 2.0, that is, about half a year later, when players have digested the current game content, the level difference between players will not be so big. Only when there is a strong demand for new content will it open up.

  Online games are different from stand-alone games.

  Single-player games are a one-shot deal.

  This hammer is over, the next hammer has nothing to do with it.

  Online games are a series. You have to keep people updating until the rate of loss of players is greater than that of new ones, and then there are fewer and fewer players left until the game can no longer generate profits.

  So for the Three Kingdoms online 1.0, Bomid has to extend the life of the game as much as possible, so the drop rate of important equipment of the advanced dungeon is limited.

  There are some particularly rare equipment, not only add random attributes to expand the depth of the game, but the drop rate is also horribly low.

  This is to forcibly use numerical depth and player interaction to fill the game time and extend the life of the game.

  Facts have proved that this set is very useful.

  As long as your drop rate is not 0, then players will not have too many complaints, and players who can get the best equipment will be extremely excited.

   even produced many [metaphysical] strategy posts in the game forum:

  【Let me tell you, last time we played Jiugong Cailaoqi and got two top-quality Potian Swords in a row. Later, we concluded that we were going to Jiugong to sacrifice a member of the legion first. 】

【real or fake? 】

[I don’t believe it, why am I special? Every time before we get the ticket to the Jiugong Change, our legion will fight against the Dogecoins in Yangzhou. There are too many people who have been sacrificed. Why have we not lost it? sky? 】

  [You don’t understand, it’s probably because you don’t sacrifice sister paper. Next time you sacrifice a sister paper to see? 】

[Fuck, I tried it once, and found that it is really necessary to sacrifice sister paper. Not only should we sacrifice sister paper, it is better to kill the army personnel until only the last one is left. Only when that person completes the final blow, the probability of breaking the sky is higher.

  Really, our legion has produced the best products several times. 】

  【The swordsman dog of the grass mud horse, my old lady has been sacrificed three times for your break-through. Every time I am going to be taken, do you want to face you? 】

   [Support, next time I will come to an alchemist's power rod strategy, the old lady will also sacrifice this gang of swordsmen. 】

  In addition to the metaphysics of the sacrificial stream, there is also a mysterious ritual stream:

  For example, before hitting the angle of the sky, everyone has to circle the BOSS and run 3 laps, and no one can be left behind, no chaos, no one can die.

  This is so much harder than playing BOSS directly.

  ……

In short, after the launch of Bomi's Three Kingdoms online, it swept the land of China with rich and interesting copies and BOSS battles, plus hatred pk content, and countless people were fascinated, crazy, and even dedicated game forums were built. .

  One of the most famous is the Three Kingdoms game forum established by the online **** of the Three Kingdoms [Hua Kaiyue]. The forum has been opened in less than two weeks, and more than 100,000 people have registered, and the posts discussed below are also extremely popular.

From the copy of the game to offline emotions, and later, a dog-raising sticker was derived. The reason is that a sister paper can only reluctantly put her beloved dog in the spare tire's home in order to play the game, and then go with her boyfriend. The story of land reclamation in the game.

  Later, there were many posts that wanted to send samples of their dogs.

  In short...there are all kinds of things.

  The most talked about is the grievances between the dungeon strategy and the forces:

  【I always don't like to fight in groups.

  Too violent, not suitable for me.

  The boss said that you should just go play PVE, what PVP.

  I don’t understand what PVP and PVE are, let the boss explain.

   "PVP is you and your wife, PVE is yourself ashamed." The boss explained.

  "……"

  I chose to stay in PVP and started organizing group fights.

  I don’t want to be imaginary before getting married.

  The gang from Sun Jian Yangzhou next door who always came to steal us, intercepted and killed our sister in Chibi.

  Chibi in history was also a battleground for unbalanced strategists.

  There are not only Sun Jian forces of the dog day, but also special people from Xuzhou Liu Bei.

  We Cao Cao’s gang can only take the enemy back and forth.

   So once, I opened a Xuzhou trumpet, pretended to be a sister paper, and begged Xuzhou's eldest brother to take me to Chibi.

  He didn't agree at first, and he had a taste of pity and jade, saying that Chibi is not suitable for me, otherwise I will take you to the Liuzhou forest next door to fight snakes, and you can rise to level 20 in one day.

  To be honest, if it were not for the heavy responsibility, I would be a little touched.

  Sometimes I followed my big brother’s **** and looked at his strong back, and suddenly had some unrealistic fantasies——

  If I really are a girl, I must repay him.

  Am I a girl?

  It's a pity, I am not.

  I can only be a spy from Runan.

  So after arriving in Chibi, I tried my best to speak, and successfully attracted the attention of Yangzhou Dogecoins.

  No accident, they turned me round.

  The round was very thorough, and I didn’t even have the courage to struggle.

  But there is a hint of hidden happiness in my heart, as if I am such a shameless woman.

  Later, Xuzhou’s eldest brother became angry at the crown, saying that nothing could be bullied by sister paper, so he shook a large group of people over.

  I was deeply moved by this.

  So, on that day, Xu Yang's two army regiments [Overlord] and [Kuangfu Hanshi], who had been acquainted with each other, fought an unprecedented battle in Chibi.

  The battle was so dark, until the client got stuck and the server kicked us offline due to too many people entering the battlefield.

  This time-honored battle successfully turned the two forces of Xu and Yang against each other. From then on, when they meet on a narrow road, one of them will fall.

  And the [rushing crown an angry for beauty] has also become a swan song.

  Later, when someone asked me about this, I could only tell them——

   "It turns out that beauty tricks in history are true."

  But no one believes that I am the "sweet and sour little pepper" that caused the war of the Three Kingdoms]

  [Hahahaha, this post upstairs is so funny, I have to put you on it, brother]

   [That's right, if I was the big brother in Xuzhou at that time, I wouldn't be angry. Even if you chase to the end of the world, you will be dug out and killed. 】

  【Hey, isn't it? 】The host replied, 【After my identity was revealed, I was chased and chopped by the dogs in Xuzhou for three days and three nights, and I would not dare to play games with a large size anymore.

  Actually, I am ashamed of Big Brother Xuzhou. Sometimes I really cannot help myself. We are also for our respective countries. 】

  【I think sometimes love arises in such a delicate environment. You can go to Thailand and come back to repay Big Brother Xuzhou. 】

  [It’s not necessary...I’m afraid of being hacked to death by my girlfriend in reality]

  【Gan! This Nima already has a girlfriend. How about showing her affection here? 】

  【Margot, you dogs are embarrassed to laugh at others, but we will always be hurt in the end. 】

  ……

  【Say something funny and very angry:

  Last month, our group finally hit the final boss of Jiugongchang Tian Zhangjiao.

  We saw that the BOSS of Tian Zhang Jiao only had 30% blood, and he was desperately giving us milk, not only milking us, but also buffing us.

  The boss was delighted at the time, thinking that there was a bug.

  Then, then it was stuck for 2 weeks.

  You know, because the dungeon of Jiugongbian is in the neutral zone, in order to grab the ownership of the dungeon, we have done 49 fights with Cao Cao.

There may be more than   , this is a big head count.

  I deeply doubt that he counted the number of his deaths.

  In short, we got the only 49 land reclamation rights, and we paid countless blood, tears and sweat in Tian Zhangjiao.

  As a result, today, just today, when the angle fell that day, everyone was moved and cried by their own efforts.

  The boss also ran to touch the corpse excitedly.

  The prince said a classic sentence in the team channel:

   "Tian Zhangjiao is even scared of wheels!"

  Hahahahaha, it’s crazy to laugh. 】

  【Hahahaha, I'm going crazy with laughter from upstairs. Don’t you know that this BOSS will enter the second stage if the blood is less than 30%?

  At this stage, Zhang Jiao will frantically give players buffs and milkmen, but this is actually a trap——

  If the blood volume of the sucked person exceeds the blood limit, then the person will be killed on the spot.

  So the most difficult part of this BOSS is to control his own blood volume, not too high or too low, and the nurse should stop when she should stop, and also get the poison pool next to it to take the initiative to reduce blood. 】

  As soon as this post came out, the following were all crazy:

  【I... Fuck! 】

  【This Nima, there is still such a saying? 】

  【Fuck! This is actually the case, Bomi's planners are really too chicken thieves, right? 】

  【What kind of anti-human design is this special? What's the matter with Nyima's death? ! 】(Cao Yang is a blocking word in the game)

  【Hey, Bomi abused me thousands of times, I love Bomi as first love. Is there any way, you can't go and beat Bomi's boss? 】

  ……

   "Ahee!"

  Cao Yang sneezed loudly.

  It's not because of being cursed by the player, but because I did have a bit of rhinitis recently.

  Anyway, if you don’t stop it, the player will greet his whole family. Playing games is a job without dignity.

  The little secretary turned her head and said, "Boss, do you have the flu?"

  Cao Yang smiled gratefully, “It’s okay, it’s just a simple rhinitis. I’m a little allergic this season. It will be fine after a while, thank you for your concern.”

   "No, I mean... If you have the flu, can I not be in the same office with you? I'm afraid of being infected."

  "……"

  Although the little secretary often said that he was black-hearted and said that he was not human, sometimes Cao Yang felt that the little secretary was also quite inhuman.

  ……

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  Seeking collection, investment, rewards, recommended tickets, monthly tickets

See you tomorrow.

  Thank you all.

  (End of this chapter)