The psychic beasts of the city

Dashan walked in, and the urn said angrily: “Brother, I see that a few people outside are not good, or will you waste them?” ”

Waste a dick, Ye Wudao really wants to kick him on both feet, and he can’t tell the difference between the goods of the occasion.

Are you going to let Lao Tzu go to war with his mother-in-law?

“Go and go, you stay and go.” Ye Wudao waved his hand irritably.

Cheng Lihua stepped on high heels and said as she walked: “Put the young lady’s salute in the car, Xiaoya, obedient, go home with your mother.” ”

Cheng Lihua looked at Song Yanu, and there was a different taste in her eyes.

Song Yanu’s body shook, as if she had thought of something terrible, and pouted at Ye Wudao, passing by him.

Ye Wudao blocked the door, and said with a smile: “Aunt Cheng, let’s leave after eating.” ”

Cheng Lihua turned around and said: “Don’t bother in vain, it is impossible for you and Xiaoya, Xiaoya’s future man must at least be a young and promising expert professor, you better obediently spread dog food.” ”

Ye Wudao laughed very scoundrelly: “Mother-in-law, I wonder what kind of expert teaching diploma you want?” If you are an expert in veterinary medicine, can the professor not? ”

“Xiaoya, let’s go, less contact with him in the future, Dawang, from now on, you will live in the Princess Palace, monitor the young lady 24 hours a day, and call me if there is any emergency.”

“Okay Cheng Dong.”

Watching the car leave, Ye Wudao gave Xiao Leng a blank look, all blamed her, what a nightmare she was so decent, otherwise the raw rice would have been cooked and matured.

After Zhao Qiming left from Cheng Lihua, he stood up from a dog cage inside, and said with a smile: “Professor Ye, the love of children is only long, there is no grass in the world, why bother…” ”

“Why a yarn, I will love a flower unrequitedly, and then dare to talk more and get out immediately.”

Zhao Qiming obediently shut up, he was still ready to stay here to learn skills.

“Old Zhao, do you know anyone who has obtained the veterinary medical expert qualification department?”

“Know, or will I call the old principal now?” If Professor Ye wants to go through the back door, he can go to the qualification certificate tomorrow, which aspect are you going to take? Is it animal brain or orthopedics? ”

Ye Wudao thought for a moment and said: “Contact, tomorrow morning I will go to the expert qualification certificate, whether it is brain or orthopedic stomatology, as long as it is related to veterinary medicine, I will take all the exams.” ”

“This… This……. Old Zhao was stunned.

This is also too crazy, taking an expert certificate is already a dragon and phoenix among people, he actually wants to take the general subject?

“What is this, take the general exam, come early tomorrow morning, let’s go together.”

Song Yanu was forcibly taken away by her mother-in-law, and Ye Wudao’s heart was empty, but fortunately, there is a mobile phone, and it should be no problem to chat naked.

“Meow, shovel, where is my mother? How did Little Muppet’s mom go? ”

Xiaoya’s little puppet meow waited curiously for the big eyes, and Ye Wudao took it out of the cage and said: “Mother doesn’t want you anymore, give you to me, you will follow me in the future.” ”

“Wow~Wow~.”

This sentence seemed to have fallen in the heart of the little puppet.

Turning his head over, a scene that shocked Ye Wudao happened.

“Wow I like Lee… Wow I like Ri… Wow I like reason…. ”

“I fuck.”

Ye Wudao took the little puppet’s head and studied it carefully.

Just…… The little puppet actually spoke.

Although he is slurred, he can clearly distinguish that it is a sentence that I don’t like you.

“Wow I like Lee… Meow, I want mom, I want mom. ”

The heartbroken little puppet struggles endlessly in the arms of Ye Wudao.

Ye Wudao said with a wry smile; “Okay, don’t make trouble, I’m kidding you, your mother went to school, and it won’t be a few days before she comes back.”

Old Zhao on the side was stunned and said in surprise: “Professor Ye, what did he just say?” I do not like you…… Haha, this kitten is so interesting, are the cats in our store so smart? ”

“Yes, they are all so smart, all of them are living treasures.”

“Come, little puppet, say a big bad word to listen.”

“Meow… Wow crooked… Wow crooked. ”

Ye Wudao was thinking about whether to get two parrots and teach them to sing?

Ye Wudao, who thought of this, opened his brain, patted his head, and said in surprise: “Yes.” ”

“What’s right and what’s wrong?” Old Zhao said blankly.

Ye Wudao immediately took out his mobile phone, found a seller who sold pianos, and ordered a piano back.

Why didn’t I think of it before, let the black-skinned little six learn the piano.

Thinking of the scene of Hei Pi and Erha lying on the piano, pressing indiscriminately while looking up to the sky and howling, Ye Wudao couldn’t help but want to laugh.

Human brain holes are continuous, once one brain hole appears, the next brain hole will appear.

When Ye Wudao looked at the mobile phone in a daze, he suddenly looked up and jumped.

Jumping is the monkey that is noisy to go home, if the monkey is addicted to the Internet, will it be noisy and return to the original?

The monkey’s IQ is the closest animal in the animal kingdom to humans, and if you develop it well, you may be able to remove several online game championship trophies for yourself.

Ye Wudao looked up and said, “Dashan, go and feed the fighting dogs outside until they are full.” So many fighting dogs, you have to find a way to get them away in the afternoon. ”

“Hey.”

Dashan watched a sack of dog food go out to feed the dogs, and Ye Wudao naturally pointed the finger at Song Qianli.

Picked up his mobile phone and dialed Song Qianli’s number.

After the call was connected, Song Qianli was chopping his head and covering his face.

“Boy, don’t think that you didn’t know about the broken thing you did. You are not an ordinary murderer in the Changbai Mountain, there are four or five people who died because of you alone, and the Wildlife Conservation Association is about to burst Lao Tzu’s phone, and I have been wronged from you and came to me to explain. ”

“Dissipate the qi, dissipate the qi, it is easy to hurt the body on fire.”

“Less sloppy fight with me, don’t stop after you come back, it’s okay what are you going to do in the dog fighting ring?” At that time, don’t expect Lao Tzu to give you the aftermath, your own troubles will be solved by yourself, the Dong family has a big business, you have collapsed Dong Xiaobao’s dog fighting ring, then the little calf can be ruthless, say, what are you calling for? ”

“I thought, if Old Song continues to say this, I may stew the rhubarb when I am not happy.”

“You kid dares, eat the bear heart leopard guts you?”

“Hehe, old Song, you are so old, why are you still this violent temper? Big Yellow’s body has completely recovered its health, you pick it up in the afternoon, I got one hundred and twenty military dogs by the way, you are going to dismantle my platform, not a single one is gone. ”

“Tear.”

Song Qianli gasped, one hundred and twenty military dogs? That’s a lot of money.

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