The psychic beasts of the city

Shovel official Yanu: “(saliva) Wow, the store manager’s husband plays live broadcast, and the official is ready to lick the screen.” ”

Wang: “@铲屎官雅女: Do you want to have the store manager’s private house photos and vibrators and wet wipes?” ”

Meow Meow scratched Mi’Mi: “Dirty Awang, why don’t you put a photo of the store manager on your face and talk to Xiaoya?” ”

The little fox with a big sword every day: “Two filthy upstairs, people Xiaoya is a big ‘cute girl’?” ”

Pet King: “I heard that the store manager is married. ”

Fried.

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong………….

The shovel official Yanu sent a massive private chat.

The first is a screenshot of what Pet King just said.

And then…… Is it true?

“Is it true?”

“Is it true?”

“I don’t know it’s true?”

…………

Ye Wudao was already speechless.

Sunshine Pet Store Manager: “Judging by the speed at which I type, this has proven the king’s lie. ”

Then Ye Wudao X-kun.

It took less than a minute, followed by a private chat from the king.

It’s several screenshots of chat history.

Pet King: “(bad laughter), you kid can do it, you have never missed a face, just sucked a brain-dead powder, a beautiful girl.” ”

Ye Wudao looked at the screenshot, crying and laughing.

It is full of words said by the shovel official Yanu.

What a joke anymore retreated.

If you talk nonsense, you will be cut off.

Received 10,000 scare injuries.

He wondered, is this elegant girl serious?

If you’ve never met, you can’t fall in love with yourself just because of a few photos, right?

That would be.

“Meow… Master, the meal is open, and the Lun family wants to eat small dried fish. ”

“Woof… What about the meat floss that the master promised to Benwang? “Little fat Chow Chow.

“Squeak… The host came to a fruit salad. ”

If strangers are here, they will definitely not understand what they are calling.

I don’t even think that their cry is their simple heart.

Ye Wudao said: “The grain will be halved at noon today. ”

The Norwegian forest cat fell directly to the ground, spitting its head and gurgling in its throat.

“Purr, huh… Why? Why withhold our rations? ”

“Meow… Shovel-jun, you are bad, you are abusing small animals. ”

“Woof… Is the meat floss promised to Benwang also gone? The little fat Chow Chow turned around lovelessly, faced Ye Wudao with his butt, and lay there motionless, looking sad.

“Hey, hey.” Ye Wudao smiled and said, “Because in the afternoon, I have prepared delicious dried fish, small dried meat, and fragrant dried bananas.” ”

The pets are crazy and jumping happily in the cage.

This scene is very loving.

Finally, it was two o’clock in the afternoon.

Ye Wudao applied for a live broadcast room, and the dragonfly aerial camera followed at any time.

He went to Pet Jun and sent a message over, and then opened the live broadcast.

“Ding! Do you want to turn on pet interactive live streaming? ”

“Yes.”

“Please enter the live room theme.”

“God-level pet training expert.”

Introduction to the live broadcast room: A rocket asks the dog a question, as long as it is not too much, answer 100%.

The gimmick is there, I hope not to run into the brain dead, to give a cat and a dog a college topic.

“Ding! Do you spend 10 pet points to complete 1,000 live broadcast room pushes? ”

“Yes.”

“Ding! After successfully deducting pet points, 1,000 live broadcast room pushes have been completed, please start live broadcasting, and the time limit is two hours. ”

Three, two, one.

The dragonfly drone has been successfully connected to the live broadcast room.

A mechanical dragonfly appeared three meters in front of Ye Wudao.

Gradually, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased from zero upwards.

100、200、300、400………… 900。

After the number of people grew to nine hundred, it slowed down.

Then the barrage began to speak.

“Couch.”

“Damn, robbed upstairs.”

“Isn’t it a live pet? What about pets? Eaten? ”

“A rocket asks a pet a question? 100% answer? Dude, your pet is a human cosplay, right? ”

Night Wudao ignored the barrage, and then the dragonfly aerial camera began to spin and shoot.

Surrounded by pet cages, there are many breeds of cats and dogs, monkeys, hedgehogs, dragon cats, hamsters, fluffy rats… and several other varieties.

“Hello everyone, how to teach everyone to train pets today, so that your pets are more obedient and well-behaved and smart, if you really can’t learn, you can also send it to me, of course, it is charged.”

The dragonfly aerial camera is fixed in the air, and in front of it is a panorama.

Ye Wudao continued: “My live broadcast room is not exaggerating, because I am a high-IQ pet here, and now, the training begins. ”

He opened all the pet cages one after another, and dozens of cute pets walked out of the cages.

Ye Wudao said to the cute pets: “Arrange them according to your size. ”

Under the attention of a thousand or so viewers, a magical scene happened.

“I wipe … I couldn’t believe my eyes. ”

“This pet… Finished fine, right? ”

“Haha… You see them find their own place, good kawaii, I like that little hamster, it’s the smallest and cutest. ”

According to Ye Wudao’s instructions, these pets are lined up according to their size, like a mobile signal, forming a sharp contrast.

Ye Wudao turned around and smiled: “If you like these cute pets, you can add attention, I will leave contact information in two days, and those who want to buy pets can contact me, of course, my pets here are the smartest in the country, and there is no exaggeration, and you will know next.” ”

The barrage has completely exploded.

“Hahaha… I saw Tai Ri Tian. ”

“That erha looks so silly.”

“Look at you, that Chow Chow is fat and can’t open its eyes.”

“I wipe, everyone pay attention to that monkey, it’s buckling the fart……… It’s disgusting, it’s disgusting… Does it actually smell it? ”

After seeing the barrage, Ye Wudao’s face darkened.

The little macaque that was noisily going home was really buttoning his fart, buttoning it, and then putting it under his nose to smell it.

Ye Wudao directly sneaked it out and said angrily, “What are you doing?” Don’t know if this is training? Go over there and think about the past. ”

Sure enough, the dragonfly aerial camera followed all the way.

The little macaque pulled his head, stood very aggrieved against the wall, kept looking back, and tears had accumulated in his big eyes.

This anthropomorphic little macaque directly exploded in the live broadcast room.

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ps: Solving this case is to pave the way for the development of pet stores, and in the future black skin will become the world’s first dog. As for the live broadcast, it is completely for a person to do foreshadowing, a woman, about to appear, not the whole live broadcast, otherwise some people say the number of water words.

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