The program team lost contact, and the character of Desert Island Live was reversed

(Written before: Yukun firmly supports the policy of unity of the M tribe. The Huns who appear in the book do not exist in reality, and they do not belong to the M tribe in our country.)

Before the show started, these guests in the lounge were still trying to get the inside scoop:

"A real fight?"

"Who is the new guest? Why do you dare to fight with you?"

"Did you win? No, you must have won. Has the other party been admitted to the hospital?"

A group of celebrities all looked at Su Zhe with eager eyes, just like ordinary people looking at celebrity gossip.

"Watch TV, you will know after watching it."

Su Zhe didn't bother to explain, so he just let them watch TV as the show was being broadcast.

At this time, on the TV screen, Su Zhe picked up the microphone and said in a "warm" voice:

"Brother, this is Little House on the Prairie. What would you like to order?"

Several rich male voices came from the opposite side:

"I'm a kid, please order some rabbit meat."

Su Zhe thought of the famous scene in his previous life and said deliberately:

"The rabbit is so cute, how can you eat the rabbit?"

On the TV, barrages flew by:

[I was laughing so hard, Su Zhe is so funny! 】

[Oh my god, my goosebumps are standing up! 】

Zhou Jiamin and others did not laugh, because through the screen, they finally knew who the new guest was——

The crew of "Faith of the Wolf"!

In addition to the starring role, the main actors in this crew are all Huns. It tells the story of the Chinese people who were influenced by the Huns' wolf belief after entering the prairie.

On the screen, a shot of an off-road vehicle finally appeared, with three men cramming into the back seat.

Two of them were tall and tall, with beards, and their names were printed in subtitles——

Juqu, the second male lead in "Wolf's Faith".

Wan Qi, the third male actor in "Wolf's Faith".

They are all obviously Hunnic names.

The last person was thin, fair, and wore a pair of black-framed flat glasses, making him look even more frail.

The subtitles also printed his name——

Jiang Fan, starring in "Faith of the Wolf".

This is a man's drama, and there are very few female actors, so when the program "Country Life" was promoted, three male actors came.

As they appeared, barrages came one after another:

[It will be released tomorrow, I heard it has good reviews. 】

[Yes, finally there is a movie with normal aesthetics, no need to watch those little freshmen with thin arms and legs! 】

[I’ve watched the screening, it’s really good, I’ll start watching it again tomorrow! 】

Wu Peipei and other stars did not pay attention to the movie, and looked at Su Zhe in surprise:

"You fight with them?"

They took a look at Juqu and Wanqi's strong bodies and saw that their necks were thicker than Su Zhe's arms and their legs were thicker than his waist. They couldn't imagine a fight and couldn't help but ask:

"You hit Jiang Fan, right?"

Su Zhe:......

"Do I look so bully?"

"No, but those two are not as heavyweights as you."

Guan Chunjie couldn't help but ask.

He knows how to fight. Don't look at movies where it's easy for a thin dog protagonist to torture a fat man as a sidekick. That's because in literary and artistic works, fashion is equal to combat effectiveness.

But in reality, the difference caused by weight is far beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Even the lightweight boxing champion cannot beat ordinary heavyweight boxers.

Seeing that Guan Chunjie understood it very well, Su Zhe explained:

"Weight is indeed important, but only if everyone is a professional."

Can a fat otaku beat Zhang Weili? It’s definitely impossible!

Guan Chunjie felt that what Su Zhe said made sense, but there was still a question:

The opponent is indeed not a professional fighter, but neither are you!

At this time, the off-road vehicle finally arrived outside the country house.

After the three got off the bus, Su Zhe and others came out to greet them. After chatting for a while, they started to have lunch.

"Country Life" usually has a lot of eating scenes. After all, it is a slow variety show. Compared with intense games, more of the program time is focused on chatting.

Everyone was relaxed and the audience felt comfortable.

Coupled with the delicious food, it has become the most popular variety show.

How many viewers have ordered takeout and are waiting to eat at this time!

Including the "Escape Room" program team, they also took the opportunity to bring lunch boxes to the stars.

——Their lunch boxes are of course different from those of extras. Su Zhe secretly took a look at the price, which was 650 yuan per box, which didn’t look very good (sarcasm).

But just when everyone was getting ready to eat, the lunch scene in "Country Life" ended quickly.

【? ? ? 】

[I just broke my chopsticks and it’s over? 】

[Did you eat so quickly this time? Could it be that Lu Xiaomin was acting abnormally and the food was burnt? 】

[Without Sister Lu’s dishes to accompany the meal, the steamed buns in my hand suddenly lost their flavor (crying)! 】

The barrage is all confusing, but Wu Peipei and others can directly ask the person involved:

"Su Zhe, what happened at that time? Why are there so few shots?"

Su Zhe thought of the conflict that happened that day and looked at the final scenes shown on TV. It was probably all edited out.

"Country Life" is indeed a show that is unwilling to hype the conflicts of its guests.

Su Zhe didn't want to say more, he just recalled the experience of that day in his heart——

Originally, when Su Zhe came to the country house, it felt like he was on vacation. The guests around him were also very easy to get along with, which made him feel very happy.

But he didn't expect that the arrival of these three people would ruin his good mood.

When Juqu and Wanqi first arrived, they were quite friendly. They brought dairy products and other specialties to a few people and taught them some Xiongnu-specific etiquette. They were very enthusiastic.

Jiang Fan is relatively quiet, but also very polite. He is polite to everyone he meets, takes the initiative to say hello, and takes the initiative to work.

So Su Zhe was also very friendly to them, especially Juqu and Wanqi.

He was very curious and kept asking them about the history of the Huns.

Because in his previous life, the Huns had long since disappeared from history. A small part of the bloodline of the Southern Huns was scattered across China and Central Asia, and the cultural inheritance disappeared.

The Northern Huns are missing, and some of them may be in Europe (Hungarian L, doubtful).

Su Zhe didn't expect that there were Huns or Northern Huns in the parallel world. How could he not be curious?

After Juqu and Wanqi's introduction, Su Zhe roughly learned that some Northern Huns survived in Central Asia. Because their power was very small, they had no impact on history, but they have continued to this day.

"I see."

Su Zhe nodded and was embarrassed to ask: What do you think of Huo Qubing?

This is so rude, just like asking Japanese people what they think of "little boys". Although it's cool, if you don't want to fall out, don't ask.

Another question that made Su Zhe very curious was whether the Huns' traditional custom of "marrying a younger mother" still existed?

I’m really curious!

But asking about it is probably as provocative as asking about the "revealing clothes" in traditional Chinese clothing.

(Japan, Japan:...)

Su Zhe silently recited a few words of "respect customs" in his mind, and chose to praise the other party for being good at singing, dancing, and skillful with bow and horse.

This made the atmosphere very harmonious. Juqu and Wanqi were very happy and showed off their riding and arching skills.

But this friendly atmosphere quickly ended as they promoted the movie "Faith of the Wolf".

Wang Yaoyu left them time to promote the movie, and they immediately gushed:

"Chinese civilization is like a sheep, cowardly and timid; the Xiongnu nation is like a wolf, united and fierce..."

"Most of the most advanced nations in the world are the descendants of nomadic peoples... The Chinese people are inherently deficient and destined to fall behind and be beaten..."

Su Zhe was dumbfounded:

No, I take care of the feelings of you Huns. I only praised you for your hospitality and your ability to sing and dance. I didn't mention Huo Qubing or the custom of "marrying a baby girl".

Why do you Huns attack us directly?

Even Jiang Fan, a Chinese, sighed with emotion:

"It wasn't until I finished filming that I realized that sheep are inferior and ignorant. When faced with the killing of wolves, no sheep dares to challenge the wolf."

He sighed and reflected very deeply in front of the camera:

"No wonder the Huns regard us as sheep. It is disgusting for wolves to eat sheep, but it is even more sad and heartbreaking for people to be as selfish and insensitive as sheep livestock."

To be honest, after listening to the speeches of the three of them, Su Zhe was even worried that the people around him would swarm up and beat them up.

After all, both the program guests and the program staff are all Chinese and are within the scope of being insulted.

However, when he looked around, he found that everyone was indifferent, and some even showed thoughtful expressions.

"?"

Are you too good at reflection?

It seems that the less educated people are, the easier it is to be attracted by this kind of argument, because they don’t want to understand long talks about history, politics, civilization, culture, etc., but only like to listen to simple metaphors——

The contrast between wolves and sheep is so sharp.

My sister Yu Xiangxiu couldn't help but look at Su Zhe:

"Brother, is this really the case?"

Forget about the others, Su Zhe didn't bother to care about their mental state.

But Yu Xiangxiu was a minor, but Su Zhe couldn't ignore it and let her be taught bad things. He said calmly:

"In the past, the Han and Huns were two great empires that stood side by side in the monster house of East Asia. Now there are more than one billion Chinese people and several million Huns; not to mention the territory and economy..."

The younger sister couldn't help showing a thoughtful look and couldn't help but nodded:

Throw away all the bells and whistles and it seems easy to compare.

Su Zhe said these words, on the one hand, he wanted to educate his sister, and on the other hand, he was a little unhappy with these remarks, but there was also a very practical consideration -

If foreigners humiliate China in front of celebrities, but the celebrities remain silent, just wait to be criticized!

Silence is also an attitude!

Even if it wasn't criticized at the time, it would still be black history if it were revealed years later.

To be honest, few people will criticize celebrities because they acted in bad movies, but the issue of stance will be mentioned again and again.

On the contrary, if you stand up in time, you can gain popularity from passers-by.

For example, when a certain +2 was participating in a baseball show and others said he was from Hong Kong, he immediately emphasized that he was from Hong Kong, China. His distinctive attitude immediately won the favor of many people, including Su Zhe in his previous life.

So Su Zhe is really sensitive to this kind of thing.

He didn't want to gain a lot of slander and call him a "traitor" because of his silence.

It would be so embarrassing if there were such a negative character in the character system!

The key is that it's not easy to clean. Unless he can develop a photolithography machine, he won't even be able to hack it.

But it is a human system, not a top student system!

Part of the content is excerpted from a certain totem. It is purely an academic quotation and does not represent any of my opinions on the book.

The next chapter will be written a little later and is almost finished. It was very hard to write this plot, for fear of touching some red lines.