The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal

I woke up just after dawn.

This is the habit of sleeping in the small square for a long time.

This habit has many benefits for me sleeping in the small square, and the most important thing is that there are very few people in the small square at this time. I can run to the small pond in the center of the square to wash my face and hair, and even wash my hair. Wash your body, of course, these behaviors still carry some risks-the family law enforcement team who manages the city will drive this bold'artistic behavior' away.

I’ve encountered it once. I was chased out seven streets by these **** who wielded clubs like a mouse. Finally, I had nowhere to escape. I had no choice but to get into a nearby garbage bin that was just cleaned out. After a catastrophe.

Some people may feel that my approach is so weak that I have to fight like a man!

If you are alone, none of the law enforcement team members are my opponents, but they are acting in groups. Who dares to guarantee that an adc can single out a group of pseudo adcs without good equipment and high-level protection!

Even if they are as fierce as tigers, when facing a group of crazy Erhas, they will have to choose to retreat-after all, they are very likely to suffer from the second type of rabies.

And another important reason. Once I attacked a law enforcement team member, it means that I unilaterally provoke the law enforcement team member's family. If I can't find a proper reason to persuade the highest person in charge of the family in Ai Rui City, then I will Faced with endless arrests by the family.

Unless the law has already been broken, or the head of the family is idle and bored, and the reward for arrest is removed, I will not be at peace.

When I crawled out of the trash can, my clothes were covered with an unbearable smell. After washing it more than ten times, I couldn’t get rid of it. Later, I heard that in order to ensure the smell of the trash can. The children can’t affect the surrounding users. The family managers of Ai Ruicheng extracted a kind of wonderful hormone from the goblins, which can synthesize any odor in the trash can, but this kind of thing has a disadvantage, that is, once it is touched On the clothes, it is difficult to be washed off.

If it’s just difficult to wash off, it’s not a problem for me, but when I was about to leave, the two guys broke the news about the source of this hormone-a kind that can efficiently promote goblins. Emotional gonadotropin.

No wonder that when I first stepped into the third floor, the green-skinned little dwarfs seemed to be **** ducks, rushing towards me desperately with their arms. Fortunately, I was not low-level at the time. For the first time in this world, it may be buried in the hands of these little green-skinned monsters who never bathe. .

I shudder when I think about it.

When the phoenix climbed out of the bed and swayed a pair of waves stumbled around and hit the wall looking for the toilet, I had completed all the morning exercises in the plan, and took a refreshing cold bath with the same spirit. Refreshing Xiao Zhi rushed to the kitchen arrogantly and began to prepare breakfast.

The content of the morning exercise is very simple, wrestling with Xiaozhi, this beetle monster as big as a moving millstone, after a night’s rest, once again restored the domineering and sturdy tiger-like appearance, under my instruction, it stood half-man. With long arms and thin tentacles, the tank usually rushed towards me, then collided with me gorgeously, making a muffled noise.

The wrestling has reached a climax, and it is still a scene of deja vu. My face is flushed, and my neck is suffocating. The muscles of the unicorn’s arms that have been practicing for thirty-three years are all jumping up high, standing up in a stinky sweat, staring With a pair of bull's eyes staring at Xiao Zhi; Xiao Zhi's six thin legs pressed hard against the ground, and the pair of big red eyes turned into purple, and the tentacles kept roaring, It sounds regular and trembling, as if chanting slogans with difficulty.

The final result also ended in a tie. I was sitting on the ground with stinky sweat and panting, Xiao Zhi's six legs shaking like sieve chaff.

When I came to the kitchen, while making the bacon sandwiches, I said to the little guy beside me: "Next time you enter the data in the adventurer base to see if it gets stronger."

Xiao Zhi ignored me.

It was staring at the bacon sandwich on the plate and drooled.

When I entered the room and dragged Phoenix from the warm bed to the living room to prepare for dinner, the table had become a mess.

Every sandwich was gnawed in half, and the bacon in the middle was also missing.

Phoenix stared with wide eyes, one finger was cold and cold on the residue on the table, and the other hand kept shaking my arm. His tone was flat and implicitly surprised to complain to me: "Our house has been robbed."

The corners of my mouth twitched, a face turned black instantly, twisting my stiff neck, two cold beams shot at the culprit who had crumbs on my two forelimbs and was moving my body little by little to escape the scene— —Xiao Zhi, let out a sneer like an ice cave.

"Hey, Xiao Zhi~~~~, don't hurry, tell me what's going on?"

Grunt.

Xiao Zhi swallowed abruptly, a pair of big eyes turned at me innocently, and she stretched out her two front paws, spreading them around, creating an unknowing image.

Everything is so lifelike and so natural, but it's a pity that the other four feet that it can't help but tremble betray its nervous heart.

Then, it was a violent beating like a gust of wind and rain. If it weren't for the phoenix to hug me tightly and make me unable to use my hands and feet with all my strength, it would definitely be able to beat Xiao Zhi into a big worm.

However, this runaway incident is not completely unproductive. First of all, I know that Xiaozhi is an omnivorous creature. He not only eats cheese, but also eats meat, but also likes to eat meat. Secondly, don’t look at Xiaozhi’s thick carapace. I'm afraid of pain, of course, my hands hurt even more; in the end, the chest of the little girl like Phoenix seems to be bigger again. .

Hey~~~

Recalling the soft texture of the Phoenix waves clinging to the back, a line of saliva dripped from my wretched smile.

"What happened to you?"

Phoenix looked at me with a confused look.

"No, it's okay, hahahaha."

I wiped off my saliva with the corners of my clothes, pretending to be dumb, and aroused the contempt of Xiao Zhi who followed.

Entering the dungeon, it still looks the same. Phoenix and I don’t use weapon magic on the first six floors. We completely rely on our own strength to push the monsters down the abyss. On the other side, Xiao Zhi also follows our way, using hard tentacles. All the monsters beside him were pushed down.

I bared my teeth at it, gave a thumbs up, and it swayed a front leg at me.

One person, one bug, the tacit understanding is incredible.

This time the progress is very smooth. The stone-sling goblins on the seventh floor failed to stop us. Under the offensive of the qigong shells and the new swords, they turned into a pile of clinking copper coins and worthless ones everywhere. material.

Although everything seemed to go so smoothly, a lot of time was wasted on the seventh floor. The main reason for this was not to fight monsters and hurry, but to Phoenix's ecstatic collection addiction.

I have reminded more than once that there will be more things for her to collect on the eighth floor. However, the Phoenix who collects obsessive-compulsive disorder in the microstrip does not pay any attention to my remarks. He still picks up copper coins and materials all over the floor and will be happy. These things were thrown into Xiao Zhi's back pocket.

I'm not surprised at her behavior, and Quan has taken a rest on the seventh floor.

Finally, he pulled out the last copper coin stuck in the corner, and carefully threw it into Xiao Zhi's backpack, turned his face, and showed me a child-like look of admiration.

Cough, cough.

I cleared my throat, stretched out my hand and gently stroked the top of her head, and said with a gentle smile like an uncle, "Good job."

Phoenix laughed happily, the happy expression on his face was like a cat full of food, only a cute ‘meow’.

When I came to the portal like a black hole whirlpool, I stopped and said to Phoenix: "I remember you only went down to the seventh floor?"

Phoenix nodded.

"The eighth floor is the den of Tooth Mouse, and occasionally one or two elites will burst out, but they are also Level 3 monsters. Don't be nervous."

Looking at Phoenix's innocent expression, I realized that the last four words should be in vain.

"Just be careful not to get bitten by a big tooth mouse. If you can't handle it, come to me. I will protect you. Don't worry, the third-level little monster is for me..."

Hey, I haven't finished speaking yet!

Phoenix had already rode Xiaozhi into the portal, leaving me weakly holding on to my forehead and sighed.

Entering the eighth floor, a big-toothed mouse rushed toward him. The phoenix was still looking around the appearance of the eighth floor. Xiao Zhi also looked at the scenery stupidly. One person and one insect did not produce any dangerous things in front of him. Be alert, especially Phoenix.

I don't know if this little Nizi is cute or silly. .

With a wave of a knife, he chopped the Big Tooth Mouse, which was still in midair with its teeth and claws, into two pieces. With a puff, it turned into a cloud of black mist, and two copper coins and the front teeth of a Big Tooth mouse fell down.

"Hey, are you dead?"

I yelled at Phoenix.

Only then did Phoenix come back to his senses, shake off the ponytail on his head, and whispered, "The little mouse just now is so cute, I thought he was going to act like a coquettish to me..."

A pile of black lines piled up on my forehead.

A one-foot long guy, full of gray fur, four palm-length sturdy short legs, strong and explosive, a pair of small red eyes, exuding a sly fierce light, and his mouth is no less than the sharp fangs of the sword , A faint cold light gleamed in a mouth of a blood basin.

It was such a fearsome monster, in her eyes, it turned out to be a cute little mouse. .

God, how biased is her three views.

Ignoring my helpless expression, Phoenix jumped off Xiao Zhi's back and cheerfully picked up the copper coins on the ground and the front teeth of Big Tooth Mouse into the bag.

Then he giggled, turned around, backed his hands, and hopped towards the depths of the eighth floor.

I sighed, holding Dachi in my right hand, and followed closely.

In the darkness, a pair of small red eyes came out, and they chirped in the direction we were leaving.

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