The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal

In my previous life, although I was an otaku, it does not mean that I am only interested in *****.

Magic is another hobby of mine.

I can't make a big change to a living person, five horses to divide the corpse, etc., but I am very keen on the tricks of changing a playing card and moving a coin.

Especially after I came into this world, I spent my extremely boring time on this, and I was proficient at the peak of the awkward sub-calculations.

Even if compared with those great magicians in the previous life, it is not too much.

These blindfolds were used to tease the group of little white people who had no knowledge of magic in front of them.

Seeing their curious expressions, I laughed three times proudly in my heart.

Xindao Laozi also had such an awesome day!

Pretending to ponder, he delayed for about seventeen or eighteen seconds. The eyes of all the diners were about to be green, and there was a big axe in my hand. I was already hungry and thirsty. If you don’t tell us where the gold coins go, The consequences can be—hehehehe' horror and wretched expression.

Borrowed a sharp kitchen knife from the proprietress, blew the blade gently, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In full view, put the blade of the knife close to the mouth of the fried sardine, lightly press the fish body with the index finger of the left hand, and press it with the right wrist slightly, and the cold light flashed.

The fish body did not move, but from the mouth of the fish to the tail, a very thin line was connected, and the fried sardine was divided into two parts.

The diners cheered for a short while: good kung fu!

I asked the lady boss for a plate, used a kitchen knife to gently lift half of the fried sardines, and put it in.

There was silence for about a second.

"it is good!"

The diners boiled instantly.

Because they saw the other half lying quietly on the sardine bones on the plate, lying quietly with a gold coin.

It seems to have been born there from the beginning.

"You, how did you do it?"

The young elves who helped identify gold coins were very curious. He looked at me and asked some questions from the bottom of his heart eagerly.

"This is a secret."

I smiled mysteriously, and then nodded slightly to him, saying, "However, thank you for your help."

The young elves sighed with regret.

"just now!"

Looking up, I suddenly raised the volume, and the cafe diners became quiet again, looking at me with excitement and curiosity in their eyes.

"I will dedicate the sardines in my hand to my beloved girl!"

Holding the plate, I walked slowly back to the table, polite like a waiter.

"This plate is dedicated to our lovely and lively Queen Barbara!"

The diners cheered.

In the noise, I gently put the plate in front of Barbara, looking at her red face with excitement, I offered my congratulation: "May she be like a cheerful bird, always lively and always happy!"

"This dish!"

I raised my voice and once again suppressed the cheers of the diners.

"To our beautiful and kind Phoenix Queen!"

Seeing the change of Phoenix's expression from anger to surprise, I once again offered my congratulations.

"May she be like a free fish, always rejoicing and always happy!"

The diners cheered wildly again.

I saw that little Lolita Lily’s big eyes flashed with stars, while Rocky was so excited that he almost didn’t kneel down in worship. His thumbs were raised up high at me, yelling excitedly. : "The boss is awesome, the boss is mighty, worship, the boss!"

Turning her head, the lady boss was shaking her head and smiling at me, looking like she was complimenting me: "What a cunning little devil's head" or something.

I closed my right eye triumphantly, grinned, and under the light, a bright light flashed from the big teeth.

It was eleven o'clock that night when I walked out of the cafe.

Although she was still slightly dissatisfied with the Phoenix who had occupied half of the fish, Barbara was still very excited. The cat ears on both sides kept turning and turning, waving at me who was leaving.

The proprietress leaned on the door with her arms stretched out, showing a helpless smile. After a long time, she sighed and said to herself: "What a cunning little ghost."

Phoenix sat on Xiao Zhi's back, humming a little tune without much melody.

Beside her, Lily was lying on her stomach.

Little Lolita was overwhelmed with alcohol. After taking a sip of fruit wine, she fell asleep. She hasn't woken up until now. If it weren't for her happy face, I would have thought she would have returned home.

Loki was very boring, playing with the firecrackers in his hand, while walking with a sense of rhythm.

I put one hand in my pocket, looking up at the moon in the sky, and drinking a pot of fruit wine from time to time.

The taste of this fruit wine is very similar to the grape juice of the previous life. It is very low, very sweet, very refreshing, and exudes an intoxicating aroma.

I heard from the proprietress that the fruit of brewing this kind of wine is called purple pearl, which is a specialty of the east of the mainland, harvested twice a year.

High-quality fruits will be sold as fresh fruits, while some of the poor-looking ones are sent to the brewery for processing. A batch of such wines can be successfully fermented in about two months.

Before leaving, the proprietress gave me a bunch of fresh purple pearls.

But this string of purple pearls was only a trivial one in my hand, and the rest had already entered Phoenix's belly.

Looking at the purple-black prototype fruit shaped like a grape, a touch of nostalgia rose in my heart.

In a trance, the full moon in the sky seemed to be flawed.

After returning home and washing up, Phoenix held Lily, who was sleeping like a puppies, and didn't let go. He wanted to sleep with the cute things all the time.

In desperation, I had to clean up another room and rest with the strange thing Rocky.

Late at night, but sleepless.

I looked at the blue ceiling illuminated by moonlight, in a daze.

"Boss, are you asleep?"

Loki's voice was not loud, but he was sober, obviously, he was not sleepy either.

"Nope."

I replied.

"Boss, you are so majestic today, especially your magic trick, I look silly."

Ha ha.

I gave a dry laugh.

"By the way, Boss, where did you learn that magic trick? I haven't heard of it. Do you have time to teach me?"

After being silent for a while, I hummed.

Somewhat homesick.

"Rocky."

"What's the matter, boss?"

"Where is your home?"

After a pause, I realized that I was a little unclear. I changed my words and said, "This is the place where you lived before."

"Home.."

Loki's voice seemed to be nostalgic, but it was still full of strangeness.

"I do not remember."

Loki scratched his head, embarrassed.

I could hear that he was pretending to be a fool, but it was hard for me to ask.

The topic ended again, and I had no choice but to "haha".

"Boss..."

Loki's voice sounded again, as if he had something to say.

"go to bed."

I don't want to talk to him anymore.

"thank you.."

I did not answer, but I already understood what he meant.

Early the next morning, I was cooking in the kitchen. Phoenix was wearing silk pajamas, rubbing his eyes with one hand, and holding the doll-like Lily in the other. He staggered behind me, with his little head on my back. Yike, sniffing the fragrance from the pot, he asked me vaguely: "What are you eating today?"

"Stewed beef."

Suddenly, a pair of sleepy eyes that were still drowsy, immediately dazzled.

"Great!"

Phoenix's arms swayed up and down, and the little Lolita in her hand had already been stunned, foaming at her mouth, and her big cute eyes kept spinning in circles.

"Hey, be careful, don't shake Lily to death."

I kindly reminded her.

"Ok?"

He raised his hand, stared at him for a while, and then let out an exclamation of ‘ah’.

She was naturally stupefied, and the cute thing in her hand was not a doll at all, but a little loli who was about to die.

"Lily, don't die, Lily, your life is so bitter!"

I covered my face helplessly, I really didn't know what to say about her.

After the meal was finished, Loki was still asleep, the mucus in his nostrils floated in the air, and the drool from the corners of his mouth was about to flood his earlobes.

"Rocky, get up to eat."

I pushed the sleeping Rocky.

"Do not touch me."

In his sleep, Loki looked domineering, and couldn't help muttering: "I am the great Musketeer Loki, you all come and lick me!"

There is an extra "Tic Tac Toe" on my forehead.

Be patient, stretch out your hand again and push Loki a bit

"You guys, yes, that's it, you all yelled to me,'Long live the great Lord Rocky', hahahahahaha!"

My forehead was instantly covered with ‘Tic Tac Toe’.

The position above the nose blackened in seconds, the violent state was turned on, and the joints of both hands made a light click.

Warm up is complete.

If the big dojo trembles, in the room, it lasted for nearly ten minutes, and howling like a pig.

When I left the room with a smile, there was a terrible creature lying on the floor. If he were to be identified only by his looks, it would be difficult for his grandma to identify who he was.

Little Lolita Lily, who was serving food in the living room, raised her face, and the phoenix whispered: "Sister Phoenix, what sound is this?"

Phoenix thought for a moment, and said to Lily solemnly: "It should be a pig cry, your brother Xiaoyi is killing a pig."

"There is pork to eat!"

Lily opened her star eyes and cheered.

After dinner, Rocky followed me flatly and went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes.

After all the preparations were completed, the group of people drove to the adventurer's base mightily-the ability value was not updated last night.

Before entering the gate, some rumors flowed into my ears.

"Have you heard that something happened in the dungeon yesterday."

"what happened?"

"It looks like a dead person."

"Isn't it normal for people to die in a dungeon?"

"Right, the dungeon is so dangerous, you won't have to die some days without long eyes."

"It's not as simple as you thought. I heard that the whole team is dead and clean."

"What! Really, they won't be destroyed by the boss group."

"It doesn't seem to be a boss, I am not very clear about the specific situation."

"Hey, what's the matter? It has something to do with us. Just be careful, and nothing will happen."

"Go away, go to fight monsters, I'm almost dead in poverty these days."

Upon hearing this, Phoenix and I looked at each other, got a positive answer from each other's eyes, frowned, and walked quickly into the door.

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