The National Male God of System Rebirth

   During the Mid-Autumn Festival, a certain Jiu accidentally dropped snowy mooncakes into the river while crossing the river.

  After a while, the river **** floated up and said, "I'm sorry to have eaten your moon cake. These two pure gold and diamond moon cakes will be given to you as compensation."

  After hearing that, Mou Jiu also ran to the river and threw the five-core moon cake into the river.

  After a while, the body of the river **** floated up.

  God in order to punish Mr. Jiu killing the river god, so Mr. Jiu crossed it beautifully! ! !

  Yes, you read that right, some nine crossed!

  【Through the first chapter of the memo】

  Walking and hitting a telephone pole

  [System prompt: blood tank reduced by 15%]

  【Chapter Two of Traveling Memo】

  Stolen money by bus

  [System prompt: blood tank reduced by 50%]

  【Chapter Three of Traveling Notes】

  When I was shopping, I found that I had no money, and I was dragged and beaten by the boss

  [System prompt: blood tank reduced by 75%]

  【Chapter Four of Traveling Memo】

  Road meets handsome boy

  嗷嗷嗷~ So handsome~ I really want to molest it~

  Nine, who is generous in color and heart, is very familiar with the boy...

   Then the topic became like this for some reason——

XX: "After a shipwreck, a female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island. A month later, the woman killed herself because she felt that what happened this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting. A month later, they decided to dig her out because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting A month later, God brought that woman back to life because he thought what happened in the past few months was really disgusting..."

  The handsome boy stared at Mou Jiu with clear eyes, tilted his head, and smiled at the corners of his lips.

Mou Jiu continued: "Snow White and Pinocchio lived in the big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn't bear to be lonely. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head and clamped it between her legs and said: "Tell the truth, tell the truth. Say, tell the truth, tell the lie..."After saying this a thousand times, the princess let go of Xiaopi."

  The young man still did not speak, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised.

  Some nine:...

  Junior ~ Please respect the profession of gangsters. I tell you a connotative joke to see your blushing and shy look, not to see your eyes shining and you want to hear another expression.

  At this time, a tall and handsome man came not far away...

  The teenager waved to the man, the smile on the corners of his lips became more obvious: "A Xiaorong, come on—"

   "...?" The man frowned slightly, looked at the girl in front of the boy, and looked at the boy with a puzzled look.

   "This is a cute girl!" The boy's voice had a lazy smile, "I actually want to tease me... Haha! It's fun!"

   Certain nine (?Δ?): "……"

   "Really?" The man's icy gaze swept towards Mou Jiu, his aura getting colder.

  Some Jiu Wang Xiang Xiang Ju (╬☉д⊙): "..." You win, the people in the city can really play!

  The young man put his hands in the pocket of the windbreaker and looked up at the sky, his mouth was red with a smile—it’s so hot and wayward! Bite me if you refuse to accept it!

  A man with an eye knife (▼へ▼メ)

  A certain nine who was killed by his eyes and turned into ice scum: "..."

  ……

  [System prompt: blood tank reduced by 100%]

  [News Broadcast: A certain mid-autumn festival, a female writer on the street suddenly died on the street, and she is now sent to the hospital for rescue. Please choose ①to vote for one recommendation to save her ②to vote for two recommendations to save her ③to vote for three recommendations to save her ④to vote for all recommendations to save her】

  PS: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival for the rice wines in the dimples, Mama Da [Bi Xin]