The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Master, I'm so old, it's the first time I've seen someone begging for a fight. It seems that these three people are really sick, and the illness is not too light." The red child was holding back a smile, pointing Pointing to the head means that the three brains are sick.

The three of them heard a flush of blush.

When others heard the words, they cooed and laughed collectively!

I don't know who was whispering in it: "It really is a bad master, really TM is bad! Let the fight be, and the fight is so straightforward."

The others laughed along with Hehe, and at the same time founder's words, shouted: "The master is really compassionate, if you want to hit you, hit, good!"

"I haven't seen anyone begging to be beaten up so long. Now the master has satisfied them. They should be cool."

"Sure enough, the forest is so big that there are all birds, and the puddle is so big that there are kings and eighths! These kings and eighth ... haha, really different. At this time you should sing a song: you are different, different ... "

After hearing these words, the faces of the three people changed from red to green, and they almost became green hat turtles. The fist was dead, the woman saw this, and gritted her teeth, and said, "Okay, you are worse than me, shameless, right?"

After that, the woman lay down on the ground and yelled, "Oh my head! It hurts! My head ... the monk killed this day hit someone ... call the police!"

"Yes, yes, the police! The monk hit someone!" The man with yellow skin followed.

For a while, two people began to splash and roll on the ground, and also called the police.

Others saw this scene, frowning one after another, have seen shameless, never seen such shameless. But after thinking about it, this is indeed a trouble, so noisy, I don't have to continue the lecture today, I am afraid that it will be wasted on them. The doctors stomped their feet in a hurry, but didn't know how to deal with these splashes.

At this time, there was a crowd of policemen in the crowd. The police had been doing security activities for such a large event, so when they heard something, they immediately came. Seeing the rogue on the ground, the policeman frowned, but asked professionally in the past: "How's it going? Okay?"

When the police came, the two guys on the ground shouted even more terribly, and the woman shouted, "No, I was hit in my head and couldn't stand up. Oops, hurt ... dizzy!"

The man with waxy skin shouted, "I can't do it anymore. My head is dizzy and I can't stand up."

The police have seen more of these people, but have to say that dealing with such people is really tricky. The police squatted helplessly, "Would you like to see a doctor? Many doctors here."

"Comrade police, don't look, these two are pretended." A doctor hummed.

"What do you say? Do you have any medical ethics? Everyone is like this, do you still speak cold words?" The sick man retorted.

The doctor was immediately scolded with red ears and red ears, and just about to rebut, he heard the sick man continue: "Comrade police, this is the monk, do you care about this?"

The policeman also looked at the Founder in a dilemma, and then said to the sick man, "The two of them really can't get up?"

"Can't get up, can't get up, dizzy, feels dead," the woman cried.

The man with a yellow skin followed, "I don't feel my hands or feet. It's too hard at this moment, it must be a serious injury."

What the police was about to say, a Buddhist horn sounded: "Amitabha, two donors, are you sure you can't stand up?"

When Fangzheng asked, they first felt that Fangzheng was afraid, so they nodded and said, "Yes, we can't stand up. Our own bodies are clear and we can't stand up!"

Founder asked with a smile: "Really can't stand up?"

As soon as Fang Zheng's small eyes passed, the two people on the ground suddenly felt weird. The monk didn't seem to be afraid! Does he have any other means?

But then, the two settled down. Regardless of what you do, we will not be able to pretend to be sick. When God comes, we are also injured. If you cannot find out, it is because your medicine is not good!

With this in mind, the two nodded immediately.

As a result, my head hasn't been down, I just feel the bottom of my **** is cold! The two men looked down subconsciously, and saw a snake who didn't know where to come out, and was drilling into their pants pockets!

At that moment, both of them felt that their scalp had blown up! Horrified eyes widened, it was too late to cry! Not to mention thinking about the big winter, why didn't the snake hibernate to find the crotch drill!

Almost at the same time, the two men jumped up and yelled, "There are snakes! Help!"

The woman was so scared that she jumped around and stomped her feet.

The man was even more afraid. He reached into the crotch for a meal, and yelled, "Drilled in, drilled in! Help! Life is so thick, it's still getting bigger! Can't pull it out!"

The man screamed and found that the situation was a bit wrong, and it hurt when he pressed hard. And the eyes of those around me are not right! It's not like looking at the dead, but it's like watching a silly show!

Even others, even their own eyes, are the same! Suddenly he had a bad hunch. He carefully touched the little snake in his hand, and felt carefully, it seemed not soft at all.

"That's not right, this is not a snake!" The man suddenly realized something, bowed his head, looked inside, and his face turned red! Then he covered his crotch and screamed ...

"Grandpa, is that uncle stunned?" A child asked the old man beside him.

The old man coughed and rubbed his grandson's head. "Maybe he was bitten by a snake."

The people on the side laughed as soon as they heard it, and then they responded: "Yes, yes, being bitten by a snake, pitiful, haha ​​..."

The child looked at the adults with a grimace and murmured, "Everyone was bitten by a snake, you are still laughing, no sympathy!"

Everyone heard it and laughed even happier.

The squirrel stood on Fang Zheng's shoulders and asked the Fang Zheng a little aggressively: "Master, is he stunned?"

Founder said solemnly: "It's too hard, and it's breaking the egg?"

The red baby followed, "I think it was playing billiards. I hit two **** with one shot. The impact force was too fierce.

The squirrel listened with aggression and didn't understand what the red baby was saying.

Fang Zheng gave the red baby a slap straight, this dirty child! What the **** can drive in his mouth? Still driving so fast?

Fortunately, the red baby's voice was very low, and everyone's attention was also on the men on the ground. Otherwise, when Founder found out, he felt that the image of the master he had worked hard to collapse would soon collapse.