The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The lone wolf and the monkey saw this scene below, and the lone wolf said embarrassingly: "Sure enough, the honest person initiates fiercely than anyone else."

The monkey nodded silently ...

After tossing for a day, eventually he could not dig out useful things from the salted fish's mouth, and the Founder had to give up. After breaking his thoughts of solving, Founder found that he could only go on the task that seemed to be almost impossible to complete!

200,000 merit, 20 million incense money!

Thinking of this figure, Founder's scalp was tingling for a while. He worked hard for more than a year to get 30,000 merits, and the incense money was not much. Counting all the donations that pilgrims have received in recent days, it is only 250,000! With a distance of 20 million, there is no hope at all!

At this time, the lone wolf chased the squirrel outside the window, leaving a string of laughter. And the salty fish was blowing his glorious years to the monkey ...

Looking at them, Founder suddenly felt a anger in his heart, suddenly got up, and cursed: "Damn, fight! Isn't it 200,000 merit? Isn't it 20 million incense money? Done!"

After speaking, Founder took out his mobile phone and posted a new message on Weibo: "Everyone, please pay attention. From now on, Yizhi Temple will sell class tickets! Anyone who wants to come to Yizhi Temple to listen to the poor monk for medical advice Donor, you must sit on the ticket! "

Founder was too excited, just writing this, thinking about how to word later, his hands shake, and sent out.

As soon as this news came out, the entire Weibo suddenly fry! Many comments were added almost instantaneously.

"My grass! I read it right, Founder directly sold the ticket directly? This ... This guy is really not a serious monk! Is this the right way to turn Yizhi Temple into a mall?"

"I went. Before I saw him, he was like an ancient sage, he directly opened a dojo, gave free lectures to everyone, and thought he was a monk. Now it seems that he is another monk captured by the smell of copper. "

"This ... this is a self-destructing image. How scarce is he?"

"Although it is okay to sell tickets on the basis of ability. However, a monk who directly hangs this out would be too damaging to the image. Anyway, it is better to find someone to sell tickets for the agent, which is better."

"Just, just ..."

At the same time, some media reporters have taken screenshots immediately and started to forward.

Founder has been too hot lately. After a few days of hot search and headlines, many people are staring at him. Suddenly seeing such an unusual news, everyone knew that this must be big news!

A master recognized by many people, a master who is called a living Buddha by many people, suddenly came to a big reversal of the image, which is definitely going to blow up the sky!

As a result, news spreads far faster than Founder imagined.

When he finished editing the words, the news was already spreading. Many groups are spreading and discussing.

For a while, countless people flocked to Founder's Weibo, seeking answers and seeing if it was true.

As a result, they just saw the second message from Founder.

"There are forty-nine tickets for class attendance. They are not sold for money, but purchased in merit. There are many people who seek medical treatment at Yizhishan, who can treat patients for free or at an affordable price. One person is treated as one point. Classes start on Sundays and Sundays Six have officially started auctioning lecture tickets. After the forty-nine auctions, no more lecture tickets will be sold to the public. Starting tomorrow, Yizhi Temple will be open to the public again, and everyone can come to seek medical treatment. I won't go into details here. "

Seeing this article, those reporters who came to check it out and had previously reposted the news were collectively dumbfounded, and then the following was completely out of order.

The reporters almost laughed and scolded.

The editor of Nanfang Daily said, "Master, did you find someone to plan for you?"

The editor of the Beibei newspaper said, "Master, you have a high hand. All of us have been shot for free by you."

"First, self-destructing the image, let's forward it crazy, gather popularity and popularity, and then suddenly came to such an advertisement ... this Nima ... don't have to give us advertising fees!" The editor of the Oriental newspaper said bitterly.

...

Looking at these people's comments, Founder froze, then flipped through the news, smiled suddenly, and then hehe smiled, and said: "The poor monk really didn't mean it, this ... It's just a coincidence, Amitabha."

"If other masters said so, we would definitely believe it. But if the master did not say it, I would hehe ... don't believe it! Haha ..." A reporter immediately jumped out and laughed.

"Yes, don't believe it! The master must pay us a piece of news. Otherwise, we refuse to forward it!" Immediately someone else followed.

Then a large crowd followed. But it was immediately overwhelmed by the regular audience ...

"Haha, face! Second face! I said before that the master is greedy for money, but this is not a greedy for money, but goodness!"

"In ancient times, wealthy households opened warehouses and put in grain. Today, a temple abbot opened the door to save people!"

"The majesty of the bad master!"

"Is this right, otherwise the style will be dark!"

"Don't hesitate to those journalist friends. I feel that I am more willing to watch such positive news."

"Upstairs +10086!"

"Me too, if the master is really hacked, my beliefs will collapse, and I will not be a good person in the future. And, I will not read your news in the future! Well now, my heart is warm, ah haha ​​..."

"Positive energy, positive energy! This is news!"

"Reporters friends, can't you just get the sun?"

...

Reporters, editors, and others saw that the news would sink, but it was suddenly taken to the top of the sky, and the number of page views skyrocketed. At the same time, I began to think about these people's words. Isn't anyone looking at it or digging it out?

No matter how these people think about life, in short, Founder saw that his advertisement was misplaced, and immediately closed Weibo, lying on the window, and arranged tasks such as red children and salted fish.

"Tomorrow all the magical powers will be released to you, salted fish. Your task is to release the consciousness over the mountains and make sure no one cheats on the ticket!"

Salted fish can't come out to see people, so hide under the water, can't stay dry, put it and use it as a scanner monitor. Moreover, although the strength of salted fish is not good, it is relatively simple for him to cover Yizhishan and Yizhi Village with respect to red children.

So the salted fish lazily nodded and said, "Okay, no problem."

Founder continued: "Jingfa, you are responsible for the security of the temple. Jingkuan, you are responsible for issuing point tickets. After the other party treats one person, the salted fish will know that when you receive the notification, you will send a ticket to the other party."