The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder is not an idiot, and he can also access the Internet. He recently discussed the hot sub-health issues. Of course, he knows that Li Fengxian is bullshit, but he is just stupid. He had to see what the woman was thinking.

The Founder asked, "Uh, dare to ask the donor, what is my main focus on sub-health? What should I do?"

"You are mainly a fiery fire, and you need to fire." Li Fengxian said in a serious way, but his eyes were almost on fire.

Founder is stunned, the fiery fire is strong? What the **** is this?

Li Fengxian immediately learned the fortune-telling look of immortal, with a face like an extraordinary person, and said, "Little monk, I ask you, did you get up when you got up in the morning?"

Founder blushed and nodded slightly.

"Hey! This little monk will still blush! Haha ... The skin is so white, this red is like an apple, and it really is a little virgin." Li Fengxian laughed and opened the flower, the more she looked at Fangzheng, the more fun and cute she continued to flicker. : "That's right. The fiery fire is strong, and you can't get vented. It will naturally be a pillar of heaven. Little monk, do you want to treat?"

Founder wasn't a fool. At this hearing, I immediately understood! I thought I met a female donor, but I met the cousin of the lone wolf, the female satyr!

Fang Zhengxin said: "Sure enough, pretty women can't be trusted. In the future, they still have to find a girl next door to marry. It's pragmatic ..." But his mouth said: "Amitabha, female donor, if you want to make a wish, please ask inside. If it's okay, the poor monk will not be accompanied. "After finishing the Founder, he turned and left. He did want to return to the vulgar, but he was not vulgar in order to find women.

He wants to return, just want to change a way of life!

As soon as Founder left, Li Fengxian's heart broke and he was too anxious to scare the young monk away.

However, when Li Fengxian was agitated, he cried, "Oh, blood sugar is low, hey, my head is dizzy, hey ..."

When Founder turned his head, he just saw Li Fengxian fainted and lay there.

Founder saw this, sighed, and said, "This woman's donor doesn't know which one is wrong, which house is the house to play? Which child pretends to be dizzy and secretly tickles ... that little action Really think the poor monk can't see it? "

However, Founder did not want to be confused with Li Fengxian. First, he didn't want to. Second, he was afraid of karma. So Founder lifted his leg and left.

Li Fengxian glanced at Founder secretly and said, "This stupid monk, I have done this, and I do n’t know if I can take a chance, kiss it, even if I touch it ... the pinhole camera is adjusted, but I am too busy. ... Yes, wait, maybe this little monk is tempting me. I don't believe it, because of my beauty, I can't make a little monk ... "

Li Fengxian thought wildly, and after waiting for a long time, he did not see the Founder. The mink coat can only protect the upper body, and the lower body is lying a bit cold on the cold ground. Over time, it gets colder ...

"Hum, this little bald donkey is more patient than me, isn't it? I'll consume it with you and see that you can't pass me at the end!" Li Fengxian's heart was ruthless, and his eyes were deep and stubborn.

And at this moment, Founder was burning in the backyard, and from time to time the lone wolf ran over to report the situation.

"Hey, this woman is really, obviously there is no dizziness, you have to pretend to be dizzy, but it is not sick. No, she likes lying, let her lie down. You go and watch, if she can't stand it, go, You tell me. "After Founder said, the lone wolf flung his tail out, and Founder added:" If it freezes, you will also inform me. "

Time passed by every minute and second, Li Fengxian's frozen gums trembled, and I couldn't stand it anymore.

As a result, a sound of footsteps came, Li Fengxian's heart moved: "Here! Haha ... Sure enough, the little monk can't stand me, hum, see if you can hold me this time! As long as you dare hold me, I will take advantage of the situation Go up, down a few shots, and hum ... the mission is complete, take the money away! Stink monk, let's play by yourself! Hey, why the footsteps are not in the right direction, and there are a lot more ... "

"Founder, what happened? Who fainted?" Outside the gate, Song Ergou's voice came. Then Song Ergou and Yang Hua ran in.

When Li Fengxian heard this, she was anxious, and scolded her heart: "This dead monk, I haven't been here for so long. It turned out to be a phone call! No way, I can't wait anymore, hurry up! Hey ... My feet are numb ... "

With this move, Li Fengxian's legs were sore and numb, and his body was weak. He opened his eyes and saw that Fang Zheng was walking slowly in white clothes, and joined hands with Song Ergou and Yang Hua: "Amitabha, two donors, this The female donor fainted without knowing the cause. The two were asked to help her down the mountain for treatment. "

"Oops, Founder, don't make this up, you'll get my goosebumps up." Yang Hua smiled bitterly.

Song Ergou quit: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? The founder is now the abbot, and of course you have to speak differently. I think this is very good ... Besides, Fangzheng won the large group of literati Is it normal for people to speak?

Founder can help him make a new face and become a man again. Song Ergou is now extremely moist and feels more comfortable than he had lived in his previous life. The feeling of being praised is like a hero. Naturally, the other party is extremely grateful and speaks to the founder everywhere.

Founder heard the words, and smiled slightly: "It's okay, but let's save someone first. You see, she can't get up."

At the first glance of Yang Hua, it really turned out that he hurried to greet Song Ergou. The two spread out the sheets that they brought, and shouted all the way to Li Fengxian: "I'm fine to let me down and go down."

Fang Zheng looked at the backs of several people, folded his hands, smiled at Li Fengxian, and declared the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"

Li Fengxian stared at Fangzheng with gritted teeth. She knew that the monk must have seen what was coming, and had deliberately set her down! There is no way to gnash his teeth with anger, now is not the time to rip the face with Founder. However, she was defeated in this first game, so she can only think of other ways. As for now, rest in peace, she did freeze, her toes were frozen and numb and lost consciousness, let's go down to the mountains to be warm.

Li Fengxian was sent away, and Fang Zheng frowned, which he did not think was a coincidence. This Li Fengxian doesn't seem to be a ritual buddha, but instead comes to indecent ritual, but what is the use of indecent ritual? Only the founder seems to be benefiting ...

After thinking about it, Founder didn't think of a one, two or three. He just didn't want to, as long as he kept the Buddha's heart, no matter what cows, ghosts, and snakes, you are not afraid! The body is not afraid of shadows oblique!

PS: Well, some friends are waiting to see the update in the middle of the night, so let's post another chapter. Don't let everyone wait.