The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Master, what are you doing?" The salted fish was startled. The sun was shining and it was caught all at once. What was this to do?

Founder Road: "Don't talk nonsense, you guys, now give me immediately, immediately, blow incense!"

"Uh ..." After hearing Fang Zheng's words, all the disciples were dumbfounded, blowing incense? What is this going to do?

Founder didn't understand these little things, so he took the first breath of the incense in the incense burner, the air blew through, the incense tip brightened instantly, and the burning speed accelerated a bit.

After Founder finished blowing, he said in earnest: "The temple has been in a bad mood recently, and there have been few pilgrims under the heavy snow. The incense is not strong, there is no incense money. Without the incense money, there is no money to buy delicious food. food……"

"Master! Don't say it, let's say, what are we going to do! For the incense of the temple, it is inevitable!" To the founder's surprise, he hadn't finished speaking yet. He shouted with a look of righteousness.

However, Founder always felt that this little thing was afraid of breaking the ration, so it was so positive.

However, Founder doesn't care for any reason, as long as these guys are willing to work hard. Look at lone wolf, monkey, salted fish.

Salted fish said: "Master, I can't stop it. But, can I count it as working for the temple? That ... can you add a bite to dinner?"

Founder nodded and said, "You're done, add them!"

The salted fish jumped up decisively, waving his fins, and said with a domineering voice: "Everyone give way to the old ancestors? No one should stop me, fragrant? I'm going to blow!"

At this time, the monkey asked curiously, "Master, you are blowing incense just to make the incense burn faster. Why not just pull it out?"

The other little guys also looked at Founder when they heard it.

Founder shook his head and said, "There is a saying that people fight for breath, and Buddha fights for incense. Burning incense means giving the incense to the Buddha and Buddha. Do you want to mix the incense of others? As for blowing incense, this It's like express delivery, naturally. "

A few little guys suddenly realized.

Founder Road: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, while you can still hold the tour group while you are pure, everyone will work hard to blow the incense as soon as possible. Also, don't be seen to be blowing incense, otherwise dinner will be all over No! Also, salted fish, be careful, don't get caught. "

Founder repeatedly urged.

Several little guys showed unprecedented enthusiasm under the dual pressure and supervision of dinner and no meal. The squirrel jumped onto the incense burner, swollen the cheeks, the small belly sac, and blew desperately in front of Gao Xiang. Not to mention that this little thing is not big, and the mouth and vital capacity are not small. Such a blow, the effect is pretty good. He glanced at the others for a moment, then the little guy's pride disappeared instantly, and he became stunned.

I saw the lone werewolf standing up, with a big mouth and a blow, and the spitting stars were spraying out. Across the distance, the squirrels felt like taking a shower.

However, this effect is also very good, more than a dozen pillar incense have been blown fiery red, burning speed is much faster. This is much faster than blowing squirrels one by one.

The squirrel was aggrieved, but he was not convinced, and said, "Isn't it just a big head and a big mouth? If I have such a big head, it must be even worse! Well, the salted fish is small, he should not be as good as me."

With this in mind, the squirrel looked at the salted fish and was dumbfounded.

I saw that the salted fish is not big, but that fish mouth is not small! With a big mouth, both cheeks are like a fan, sucking air in and blowing out from the mouth, just like a blower blowing outward, the incense in front of it becomes shorter with the naked eye!

The squirrel had a bitter face, but still comforted himself: "He is a monster, and he is better than me. The third teacher should not be so abnormal ..."

Thinking of this, the squirrel glanced around without even seeing the monkey. Just when question marks were all over his head, thinking that the monkey had given up.

I saw the monkey slowly come over.

When the salty fish saw the monkey, he smiled and said, "How about the little monkey? My ancestors are not terrible? You guys, you know that my ancestors are terrible?"

Speaking of which, the salted fish looked up proudly.

The monkey glanced gently at the salted fish, "Do you know the difference between a wise man and a fool?"

Salted fish simmered.

The monkey didn't wait for the salted fish to speak, and continued, "The difference is that smart people use tools, but stupid people use brute force."

After that, the monkey took the hand behind his back, holding a fan in his hand!

Then the monkey waved a big fan in the stunned eyes of a few little guys. All of a sudden, all the incense was burning fast ...

The lone wolf, salted fish, and squirrel looked at each other and cursed in unison: "Shameless!"

Then the salted fish and the squirrel went to find something that could fan the wind. The lone wolf looked at its paws, and gave up the idea of ​​using the fan decisively, and continued to open its mouth wide, blowing whistles, and drooling all over the sky ...

The red baby was embarrassed when facing a group of women with bright eyes.

Especially in the face of some female hooligans who touched his little face with dishonesty and hands, the little guy was anxious, hurrying to hold his face tightly, in a serious way: "Amitabha, the donor, the male and female are unacceptable."

If the words were spoken by an adult monk or founder, other women would naturally withdraw. However, the adorable appearance of the red baby is a serious expression of the little adult, which makes him look even more adorable.

Several women's eyes almost came out of love. The original ones did not reach out, and they stretched out their hands and squeezed the red baby's pink face, making a laugh and sighing: "Wow, the skin of the little mage is good Ah, so tender. "

"Well, water is almost squeezed out ..."

Another touched the red baby's head and smiled, "Oh, it's so cute, I really want to hug it."

When Red Baby heard it, she was startled. These female gangsters seemed to be getting more and more intrusive! Xin said: This is not in the fairyland, otherwise he would destroy all these little fairies in one shot.

But now, just thinking about it, I can only work hard to learn the Founder's appearance, stretch my face, keep a safe distance, and tell these fairies with actual actions and a sense of integrity, I'm a serious monk!

But next moment ...

A woman suddenly squatted down, took out a lollipop and placed it in front of the red child, and smiled, "Don't the little mage be angry, let the sister hug, will the sister give you this?"

The red child sneered: How old was I? Want to fool me with a lollipop?

So the red child was righteous and said, "At least two!"

The next moment, the tour group went far away, and the red baby was being held by a young girl, eating a lollipop and eating upright, as to what kind of discipline, righteousness, and whether men and women are unacceptable or not, all forgot ...