The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"What are you doing?" Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish and asked puzzledly.

At this moment, the salted fish blocked his nose with a black cloth and fastened it behind his head, just like a little thief.

Salted fish grinned: "The smell of fried kebabs is everywhere here, and I can hardly carry it. If I go on like this, I want to eat two skewers ..."

When Founder heard it, he was almost vomited by the disgusting, gave him a kick, and almost chopped it into a fried fish!

"Master, don't you think it smells good?" Asked the salted fish.

Founder gave him a white look, Hong? If it was not his perseverance, he would have vomited!

"Master, let's do it now? Should we follow up, or?" The salted fish asked.

Founder thought about it, quickly shook his head, and turned: "I can't see it, let's go and wait."

Hell and real-world time are unequal, countless years have passed on the inside, and only blinking on the outside.

Sure enough, after coming out, I waited for a little while, and the gate of **** opened again, and then I had to throw my face out. Founder didn't know how many rounds and years of punishment I had to face, but it should be enough to look at it like that.

Just then, Founder heard footsteps and knew that the police were here.

So Founder patted the fish's head, and the salted fish immediately hid them.

As soon as the police came up, I saw that I was going to lie on the ground without moving. Several people looked at each other, wondering what happened. But I took my face away ...

After going downstairs and shoving into a police car, the commander muttered subconsciously: "I don't know if the boy will plead guilty when he returns."

"Plead guilty! Plead guilty! I confess guilty!" As a result, the commander seemed surprised that I had a face like a nightmare and sat up suddenly, yelling! The two policemen shot and almost couldn't hold him back! Look at the expression on my face, as if they have blocked the way for others to confess their sins.

I was screaming for a while and suddenly found that I didn't seem to be in **** anymore. Looking at the police around, and then looking at the police car, I was going to cry with a wow on my face, so I stopped holding the police and let out my tears.

The policeman screamed, "What are you doing? Let go! Otherwise, you will be charged!"

"It's okay to sue me, I don't want to go back ... oh oh ..." I wanted to keep crying, crying and crying, and he was awake and thought: "Did I ever experience dreams It ’s just a real dream? ”He could n’t help but snore when he thought of it. Whether it was a dream or not, he didn't want to go through it again. It was too painful to die.

After looking at the police, he remembered what he was about to face, but it was a prison! While he was wondering if he would confess his guilt, he suddenly saw someone in the crowd watching him. Through the window, he saw a monk in white standing in the crowd, with a salty fish standing beside him! The two guys are smiling at him!

Monks are not unusual! Salted fish is not unusual! Although there are not many white monks, there are also in the world! But standing saltwater fish is the only one! When the two come together ...

I was going to shake my face and yelled, "Take me away! I'm going to jail! I confess! I confess everything!"

The policemen are stunned again. What the **** is going on with this guy? Shouldn't it be a neurosis?

Watching the police car go away, the chief commander is also a fog of water. At this time, the reporters rushed over and surrounded him and asked: "Chief commander, what do you think of this incident? Do you think this incident was successfully resolved? "Is your credit great?"

The commander froze, then gave a subconscious glance at Jing Yan who was still appeasing Wang Dayou and the founder who was missing. Then he shook his head and said, "My credit is only to maintain law and order. This time, Jing Da reporter and ... Well, with a monk is the real hero. "

"Commander, you are humble. I heard that you surrounded the store at the time, but Jing Yan and a monk still went in and came and went freely. This should be your intention? Why did you let them in so wisely? Didn't you think about what would happen in the event? "

The commander froze and was finally asked this question, but he didn't know how to answer it. Say he didn't see it? If he really said so, not to mention that everyone would certainly not believe it, even if he believed it. It is estimated that when he returned to the police station, he would be shot dead by the director with soles! So he had to blush and recognize! The applause sounded, and he was so embarrassed that he hurried away. He didn't really run away, but went to find the unknown monk. He always believed that all the incredible things in this incident were inseparable from the monk!

However, at this moment, Fang Zheng left early. On a highway, a salted fish carrying a white monk carrying a green smoke away!

"Master, are you sure you read that right? Wang Dayou's family is really here? Let's not run away for nothing!" Cried Xianyu.

Fang Zhengdao: "Of course, Wang Dayou's house is not here, but his son is in Tiancheng County Hospital. We can go directly to the hospital to find someone."

"That's good. Say you used the way of dreaming to deceive intelligence. This is a bit unreasonable." Salted fish said.

Founder hummed: "The poor monk does good deeds!"

"I think you are for merit, there is no lower limit," salted fish cried.

Fangzheng took off his shoes, slammed them, and patted them on the fish's head, shouting, "Drive!"

"Sun!" Cried the salted fish in dissatisfaction.

"No more nonsense, just hang this shoe on your head!" Founder said arrogantly.

"You ..." the salted fish grieved.

The Founder asked, "Well?"

The salted fish stared at the Founder, thinking of the power of the Founder's smelly shoes, raised his head and feared fearlessly, and arrogantly shouted, "I recognize it!"

...

Although Qiu Yu forgave Wang Dayou, although everyone also forgave Wang Dayou, it is true that Wang Dayou illegally modified a firearm and injured someone by mistake. So the police kept him handcuffed and ready to take him away.

But Wang Youyou still can't get up because his son is still in the hospital!

At this moment, what Mayor Wu said to Director Hua, Director Hua spent a lot of time running over, letting people go handcuffed, and patted Wang Dayou's shoulder and said, "Boy, be spiritual! Your son! Maybe I'll watch you on TV! "

Upon hearing this, Dayu Wang immediately understood why Director Hua had removed his handcuffs, which he did not want to show to his son. Nodded gratefully to Director Hua.

Director Hua laughed: "Okay, go to the police station to record your confession, and go home in a while. But I will send someone to follow you, don't run away!"