The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

When the salty fish was about to say something, Fang Zheng stared at him with a serious face: "Either I fly on your fish, or I fly on your royal fish, or I throw you to the police, and eat salty tonight. fillet!"

"You're ruthless, but ... do you think my mana can move you?" Hummed.

Founder said for a moment: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? I don't have enough mana to take people up."

Fang Zheng thought that the salted fish was shirk, and the red baby took him into the sky. Why did he get to this salted fish, so many things? For the first time, Founder regretted not bringing the red baby down the mountain. Then Fang Zhengqi hummed, "So, you are basically useless?"

With that said, the smell of threats was full.

When the salted fish heard it, he screamed, "Is it right?"

After that, the salty fisherman stood up! Founder was also overthrown.

"Can fly?" Fang Zheng asked, with a look in his face.

"Fart! My ancestors fight, I used to run! Don't be afraid to die, come up, ancestors, I will carry you!" The salted fish shook his whiskers, and said unwillingly.

Fang Zheng was stunned, looking at the small body of salted fish, a little dazed. Salted fish is not big, and one arm is long. It's not short. Lying down on your side can barely be used as a small skateboard. You can step on it or ride it. Only then did Founder find out that this guy looks like a fish! Does the fish swim sideways? Once this guy stood up and rode on it ... Fang Zheng's subconscious chrysanthemum tightened.

But compared to riding up, the back in front of him can make Founder embarrassed. This little head, still standing up, bending down, looks like a decent figure, but the question is, how small is this one? Founder looked so proud of the salted fish's face. Obviously, this cargo did not intend to carry him at all, but gave him a problem!

Founder was a bit embarrassed, but when he swept his eyes, he found that not only there are two fins on the salted fish, but also two on the bottom, but these two fins are not very useful.

Founder smiled, there was a door!

The salted fish looked at Founder's smile and had a bad hunch. The next moment ...

On the road, due to hijacking, traffic jams were caused, and many drivers honked their horns impatiently, but had no choice but to help.

A chubby bald man touched the steering wheel and called: "Don't please, please, please, please don't you you, my sister, can I call your sister? Can the traffic police move faster? I haven't moved a meter for half an hour! Today's salary is estimated to be deducted! My car runs slower than Wang Badu! Huh? Huh ... wait, can you ask a question? "

"You said?" The person across was gentle and asked angrily.

The fat man touched his bald head, looked at the rear-view mirror, swallowed and asked, "Is there a penalty for riding an electric car on the road? Is there a fine?"

"It depends on the situation," said the other patiently.

"Does the traffic law say how to punish for riding a fish on a motorway?" Asked bald head with disbelief.

The other person froze, apparently did not understand the meaning of bald, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Then he heard his bald head touching his head and shouted, "Wow! I saw a monk riding a fish and ran over! That speed had to be 80, not 90, not 100 yards! Nima, what's the situation? The fish looks like a salted fish! "

"Oh, sir, may you see a salted fish electric car?"

"Car, your sister! There is no shit, the shark's fins are small splits, running twisted and twisted, old and sexy, but also TM runs fast!"

"Beep ... beep ..." The other person finally lost his patience, and then muttered: "I can answer patiently when asking questions, make fun of me, isn't it interesting? I'm not a woman, but my sister, my sister, your sister!"

In the end, he put down the phone, the phone rang again, and picked it up. Before speaking, he heard the opposite shouting: "Oh my God! You're fine, you don't care? There is a fish on the road!"

"Uh, you have to find a sanitation worker."

"The problem is that this guy is still carrying a person and runs faster than a horse!"

"Beep ... beep ..." the man said indignantly, "Are these people interesting? They also make fun of me."

At this moment, the man heard other colleagues on the side muttering, "Funny, but the fish is on the road, don't you say that the pig is on the tree? I believe you have ghosts."

As a result, several people looked at each other and asked in unison: "Have you received such a call?"

A person may be fake, it ’s a joke, but they all got it. This Nima—several people are sweating on their foreheads. Hurry up and call back to verify the situation.

At this moment, on the road, a monk stepped on the fins under the salted fish's body and pulled two fish whiskers with his hands, just like a jockey rider, leaning on his hips, bending over, and running wildly on the street. And go.

Founder Hehe laughed: "Drive! Drive!"

The salted fish's face was full of black lines, and he still remembered him when he went out. It was called a spring breeze horseshoe disease, howling Huan. As a result, it took only a while, and the situation was reversed. My heart was bitter: Hey Feng Shui takes turns.

Founder was so proud of it, and suddenly found that the situation was a bit wrong. Why was everyone around him watching him? Is it? Founder fiercely patted the fish head: "You are not invisible?"

"You didn't say anything?" Cried the salted fish.

"I ..." Founder really wanted to swear, this pit is so big! However, after all, the founder had a mental life, and immediately cast a dream on the yellow beam.

"Brother, don't shout okay. I went to see it. It was a salted fish-shaped self-balancing car, hidden under the fins, and it was invisible. Those people saw it wrong. But this **** ran Too fast, traffic jam, no catch. "A traffic policeman reported.

"Hum, what do I say ..." A sigh came from the other side of the phone.

At the same time, Founder took a sigh of relief and said, "Thanks to my cleverness, otherwise I have to make a headline and then pull away the slice."

Founder shook his head, took out his phone, looked at the navigation position, and patted the fish head: "Turn left!"

Not long after, Founder came to the gate of the hospital and wrapped the salted fish in black without wrapping. On his back, Shi Randu walked into the hospital. As soon as I asked, I heard about the salesman named Qiu Yu.

Qiu Yu is still in the rescue, and the current situation is not optimistic.

Fang Zheng immediately ran to the outside of the rescue room, looked at no one around him, patted the fish head directly, and became invisible. It didn't take long for him to ignore it and he immediately mixed in. Looking at Qiu Yu lying on the rescue bed, Yi Fangzheng now understands medicine and can see the clue at a glance. The iron nail is just stuck in the gap between the nerves of the brain. A slight movement of this nail may damage it. brain. So the doctor is also cautious, not afraid to be sloppy ...

This is difficult for ordinary people, but for Founder ...