The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder Road: "It's very simple. After you go down the mountain, you can put me salted fish! You can only see, you can't move, you can't say! What's the matter, come back and talk about it!" The old fried dough sticks, if you go down the mountain, it will be a lot of trouble. For those who are so afraid of trouble, it is natural to get vaccinated first.

Upon hearing the salted fish, he suddenly choked, and asked in confusion: "I mean, I can only put in a hard salted fish, but nothing?"

Fang Zheng glared at him and said, "You are a salted fish, you are ashore, what do you want to do? Don't be too disappointed. As a monk, a poor monk walked the street with a salted fish and said nothing. ? "

After thinking about salty fish, this seems to be the truth. Anyone who sees salted fish first eats it. A monk eats salted fish and eats meat. This is indeed a bit of a ruin. Since Founder had suffered this kind of grievance in order to take him down the mountain, he naturally answered simply: "Okay, I promise!"

After that, Fang Zheng's eyes fell on the cane in the salty fish's hand, which he had seen several times. And every time the salted fish is taken out, it is taken out with a wave of the hand, but the mana of the salted fish is obviously blocked. Why is there such a magical power? Where is this crutch hidden?

Thinking of this, Founder asked.

As soon as the salted fish heard it, he said with pride: "Do you really think that I have listened to the Buddha for so many years in vain? Hum, don't say anything else, there is still a lot of money in my sleeve!"

"Buffalo! Didn't you just bring a Xu Mi space? Still in your sleeves, don't you say that you will move around in stars?" The red child unceremoniously revealed.

As soon as the salted fish heard it, his old face flushed, and his beard glared, "You child, can't you shut up?"

Seeing that the two guys were about to quarrel, Founder quickly interrupted the words of the two, so as not to escalate the situation and affect the harmonious environment.

The Founder asked: "Xumi Space? What is this? Supernatural power? Or magic weapon?"

The red child said: "Xumi space is the same as Qiankun in his sleeve. It is a magical power. But what I mean by Xumi space is a magic weapon formed by solidifying this magical power on an item. To me, this salty fish There must be a magic weapon with Xumi space, otherwise he would have nowhere to hide his cane. "

"No! I have nothing!" The salted fish had already seen through it. The monks in this temple were not like monks, and the disciples were not like disciples. Had it been inexplicably thrown over, he had every reason to believe that this Nima was a monster cave house! If you have a baby, you must hide it, otherwise you will be robbed! This is the thought deep in his heart, so he will not be admitted without killing!

Fang Zheng looked at the old rogue, alert, afraid of being robbed, and shook his head: "You salty fish are so anxious to refuse to do it? It sounds like the poor monk will grab it."

"Hehe ..." The salted fish laughed twice, making it clear that he didn't trust Founder.

The Founder raised his hand and said, "The poor monk is vowing here, he will never grab the magic weapon of salted fish! If he violates this oath, um ... I will not be a monk, and kick out of the Buddhist gate!"

After the founder shouted, the salted fish didn't say a word, and the system said, "So you want to be vulgar? Your vow is invalid."

Founder is dumb ...

The salted fish did not know that the founder's ideal was to return to the vulgar. All monks that the salted fish contacted in Lingshan were anxious to become Buddhas soon. Who would be kicked out of the monk team? Therefore, he subconsciously thought that Founder was also a monk who attached great importance to monk status, so he made this poisonous oath. Therefore, in the founder's vow, Thaksin believed it.

The salted fish was silent for a while, and said, "This is indeed Xu Mi space, but this is a kind of solidified magic power, which is on the scales on my body."

Fang Zheng heard it, looked at the red baby and others, and then smiled: "Oh? How much space is there in your scales?"

The salty fish looked at Fang Zheng's smile a little oddly, leaving a heart in his eyes, and quickly shook his head: "It's not big, you can plug a cane."

Founder believed that he was a ghost, and patted the salted fish: "Although a poor monk is a mortal, he has magical powers such as heavenly eyes and intelligent eyes ..."

Fang Zheng played with his heart. He said that Tian Yan and Hui Yan, the two supernatural powers, did know him, so it was not a lie. Add a wait, that's right, after all, Founder will still dream of other magical powers such as Huang Liang. But when you put it together and fall in the ears of salted fish, it's different. The salted fish subconsciously felt that these meanings must also be one or more of the other gods' eyes. Among them is the magical power that sees through people's hearts and discriminates between true and false!

The salted fish thought that Fang was hinting at him. I already knew that you were lying, and it was useless to lie to me.

The salted fish looked at the Founder, the Founder looked at the salted fish, and looked at each other for a while. The salted fish was a ten-year-old churros after all, saying, "Whether you know if I'm lying or not, I will lie. What happened? "

So salted fish shook his head and said, "I'm telling the truth, there's really no place in it."

Fang Zheng smiled and looked at the salted fish and said, "Since that is the case, all right. Be pure, go and prepare something for the teacher."

"Master, what are you going to do?" Red baby asked.

Founder thought for a while, and said, "I am going to order something to eat, and I ca n’t go hungry when I go out. Also, prepare a black unwrapped. As for the others, do it for the teacher."

Having said that, Founder returned to the zen room and found a pair of old shoes that had not been washed for many years from under the cabinet. It was okay not to touch them. This one was taken out, good guy, that smell, it instantly permeated the whole room.

Founder held his breath, and went out with two fingers, holding the shoes.

As soon as I went out, the red baby was ready to send some food and a black cloth bag. This cloth bag was really a square black cloth! After all, Yizhishan was too poor, and I really wanted to find suitcases, backpacks, and so on. Can only do so ...

Fortunately, Founder didn't care, plus his dress and dress, to make such a retro-style cloth bag, but also match.

Founder wrapped the food in a separate piece of cloth and stepped in front of him.

When he saw the salted fish, he immediately became happy, and said, "It's ugly, haha ​​... Mortal is just mortal. It's so tedious to go out, and the whole body is cumbersome."

The salted fish was so proud. Founder laid the black cloth on the ground, pointed to the middle of the cloth, and said, "Salt fish, go in."

"Eh? Why?" The salted fish froze and came over and asked.

"Go in and roll you up, otherwise how can a poor monk carry you out? Do you think you can walk around after you go out?" Fang Zheng asked.

The salted fish froze, thinking of the way the food was wrapped before Fangzheng, his face was dark, and he quickly shook his head and said, "No! I ca n’t see anything if I put it in! Besides, I ’m a living fish, not dead Fish, don't do it! "